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[[Image:Titdemon.gif|thumb|The Pyoko.org Titdemon, who watches over users to spread fortune and malice.]]

A [[circle jerk]] of [[scenewhores]] on the [[internets]] dedicated to self-loathing, cognitive dissociation, and [[bitch]]ing about [[video games]]. The majority opinion of the group is that all popular concepts are automatically [[shit]], and unpopular stuff like [[autistic]] 80s cartoons are the incarnation of [[God]]. Members constantly scheme up grand collaborations but invariably fail through a combination of apathy, [[drama]], and the [[fact]] that no one actually likes anyone. The sole exception is that they are able to successfully plan multiple [[conventions]] every year, as many Pyokites are eager to fly across [[America]] in order to engage in social masturbation. On a bad day, some of them are only moderately funnier than this article.

==[http://www.solidsharkey.com Sharkey]==
The Pyoko [[community]] was founded [[at least 100 years ago]] around Scott Sharkey, a pasty white, twenty-something, [[unemployed]] [[internet celebrity]]. Sharkey's claim to fame was that of making fun of the [[Engrish]] of [[Japanese]] video games. When the [[All Your Base]] [[meme]] became popular, he decided it was too mainstream, switched to [[webcomics]], and bitching about the Engrish meme. Comics turned out to be too typical for his taste, so he moved on to playing with every free toy and game on the internet, and of course, bitching about them. Somehow this landed a [[job]] as a reviewer at an internets gaming site, but this turned out to be short lived as the editors caught on to the fact that he is a self important [[attention whore]]. Over the years, the underlying theme of his website underwent more revisions than [[Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson's]] nose, eventually settling into an [[masturbation|self-gratifying]] [[blog]] of random [[crap]]. Along the way he slept with his former webmaster's girlfriend, wasted countless hours on IRC, and managed to draw 90% of the world's [[basement dwellers]] into an online community of mutual [[hate]].

==terra==
A morbidly [[obese]] [[whore]] with the life goal of sucking Sharkey's [[dick]]. Like most [[fanboys]], terra's (sic) handle is that of a [[Final Fantasy]] character, even though Pyokites HATESSES Squaresoft. A character who is decisively [[female]]. terra attempted to pass himself off as a girl for years before coming out of the closet, and even then continued using the alias. Since Sharkey is too busy playing video games to do anything, terra is responsible for hosting the Pyoko server, cramming #finalfight full of bots, and making [[dildo|toys for everyone]]. Each month he begs for $120, $20 of which pays for the server, the rest for double quarter pounder value meals at [[McDonalds]].

==#finalfight, esper.net==
An [[IRC]] channel and original incarnation of Pyoko. It mysteriously shares the same network as #rpgamer, contrary to the group's collective disdain of [[RPG]]s. The channel is an excellent source of mindless babble, [[4Chan]] image links, video game [[fandom]], and [[robots|bots]] regurgitating mulched fragments of conversation back into the environment. Occasionally people engage in the group wankery of [[gay|#ffags]], an RPG where participants spend hours pretending to be video game, anime and/or sitcom characters and doing random crap until the game master declares that everyone dies. This activity was deemed important enough to justify a wiki dedicated to it.

==[http://boards.pyoko.org Seven Deadly Forums]==
For many years Sharkey suffered from a void, an urge he felt could only be filled by a message board. He resisted the temptation, knowing well the responsibility and sacrifice involved with such a relationship. When terra came into his life, however, he could not hold back any longer. The two copulated and produced The Seven Deadly Forums, a repository of inane bullshit and enforced conformity. Much drama ensued.

===Greater Boards===
* Vanity - attention whoring and self-promotion
* Envy - see Vanity
* Avarice - because [[eBay]] is too complicated
* Gluttony - pointless rambling about food, such as the flagship "You Know What I ATE?" thread
* Wrath - similar to Disneyland but with more drama
* Lust - the "secret fortress" where users horde [[porn]], an important commodity as they are all are riding [[the Virginmobile]]
* Sloth - blah blah blah video games blah blah blah

===Lesser Boards===
* Osama's Homobortion Pot & Commie Jizzporium - "The sky is falling!"
* Shigeru's Folly - where game ideas are conceived, developed, and promptly euthanized with wire hangers
* Players of Fortune - Shigeru's Folly: Artfag Edition
* The Valiant Five - perfidious Punchy's sodomy center
* PKO - the administrative panhandling corner

===Threads of Note===
* [http://boards.pyoko.org/index.php/topic,3489.0/topicseen.html In which the rapist becomes the raped]

* [http://boards.pyoko.org/index.php/topic,194.0.html Bullshit.]

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