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{{spoilers|it was all a hoax, he was not really dead, he just needed money for his next Kamen Rider}}
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[[File:JewWario 3.jpg|350px|thumb|right|Before he decided to off himself]]

'''JewWario''' (Powerword: Justin Carmical{{jew}}) was a contributor at [[TGWTG]] until Thursday the 23rd of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself, therefore becoming [[An hero]].
TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia. 

{{quote|I also have to confirm he shot himself, but he was not alone, he locked himself in the bathroom and I was on the other side of the door talking with him. He knew I loved him, HE KNEW ALL OF YOU LOVED HIM. You all made him so happy, every time he was recognized from his videos, it made him giddy with joy.|[https://www.facebook.com/jenny.valentine.587/posts/10151967764613068 The Wife]|center=auto}}

==Faked The Suicide==

[[File:JewWario memorial.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos.
So he had to think of alternative ways to pay his bills.
Given that he couldn't get a job, because that would require him to actually do something more than jerking off to manga in front of a camera, he needed to think of something else.
But what?
He already went the Kickstarter way, so that would be too risky.
The only other option was for Justin to fake his suicide, so that the braindead followers of would pay thousand of dollars to his [http://www.gofundme.com/6groao "family"].
Unsurprisingly, the money didn't go to Justin's family, but instead to Justin himself, so he can satisfy his unhealthy obsession with buying things he doesn't need.
The plan worked well until his wife realized the world thought he was dead there's nothing stopping her from [[Josef Fritzl|keeping him in the basement]].

== Leaving TGWTG ==

[[File:JewWario reading.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Noticed his shirt says, "I'm a Mac."]]

Due to his numerous psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emotions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and brother Rob.
Therefore he parted ways with the group and never looked back.
Except Justin did look back at his miserable lonely life, before the bullet penetrated his brain.

Both parties claimed the break was peaceful, but this was just a coverup.

The truth was that he joined permavirgin site [[Video_Game_Reviewers#Retroware_TV|Retroware TV]] in a bid to make more jew gold,  But Retroware TV were butthurt with TGWTG's popularity, so told Justin that he would be kicked off the site unless he left Doug Walker's circle jerk,  So as with the normal mentality of Jews mindlessly following oppressors demands, he abandoned his old friends for an anorexic spic and [[Video_game_reviewers#Pat_The_NES_Punk|a ass licking faggot that rides the coat-tails of the AVGN]] and we all know how well that endeavor went, don't we ladies and gentlemen?

== Kamen Rider ==

[[File:jewfag rider kick.jpg|right|200px|thumb|This is what you spent $10,000 for.]]
[[File:Irate Gamer-JewWario Respect.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The [[Irate Gamer]] pays respect to a fallen comrade.]]

This retard is known to love [[Kamen Rider]], a [[Power Rangers]] rip-off in Japan.
He loves it so much that he tried to <s>make</s> get money for his own rip-off called [http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/famikamen-rider-series FamiKamen Rider](a rip-off of a rip-off oh the irony), and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8,000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $10,255 in the end.

His $10,000 project was nothing but a mess with cheap effects and lame acting, much like his videos.
Some might wonder why people would actually gave this him any money, let alone $10,000, but just remember that all his fans are sad and lonely individuals, without anything else to spend their money on, as they are too disgusting for prostitutes.

== Obituary videos==

Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making [[Memorial Page Tourism|tribute videos to our fallen hero]], that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only [[lazy|half of their ass]].

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==Notable videos==

The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets.

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;Doug Walker re-enacts the life of Justin</center>

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==Gallery==

{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:JewWario Reading.jpg|He employed his own exit strategy
File:JewWario Unfaithful.jpg|A slut he fucked because his wife is disgusting
File:JewWario The Wife.jpg|No wonder he shot himself with a wife looking like this
File:JewWario Mother's Facebook Post.jpg|Mother is so sad :D :D :D ‎
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:JewWario As A Pony.jpg|MLP fan. Surprised?
File:JewWario 2.jpg 
File:JewWario At Magfest.jpg
File:JewWario And RapCritic.jpg
File:JewWario 1.jpg
File:JewWario The Marriage.jpg|Love and marriage
File:JewWario The Wife Suicide.jpg|A simulation of the wife finally doing the right thing
File:JewWario Two Poor Sods.jpg 
File:JewWario Master Of Camouflage.jpg|Before he pulled his greatest disappearing act
File:JewWario famicom.jpg
File:JewWario mario.jpg
</gallery>|border=gold|color=white}}

==See Also==
*[[Jews]]
*[[TGWTG]]
*[[Penn and Teller]]

==External Links==
*<s>{{fb|justin.carmical|His alive Facebook}}</s> Dead, just like Justin.
*{{fb|jenny.valentine.587|The wife}}
*[http://socialnewsdaily.com/23073/jewwario-actor-justin-carmical-takes-his-own-life/ A newsstory about his fortunate death]
*[http://www.gofundme.com/6groao More than $13,000 ready for Justin to pocket]
*[http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/famikamen-rider-series A kickstarter project where he also took all the money and ran] 

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