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[[file:jada.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The picture that started it all.]]

''This article is about some nameless darkie whore. If you're looking for the darkie whore that married Will Smith, you should go [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|here]].''


'''Jada''' is the alias of a [[Whore|girl]] who, while hanging out with a bunch of dudes, got "[[drunk|drugged]]" and "[[sex|raped]]" and had a [[noodz|picture]] of her "[[lie|rape]]" posted online and turned into a [[gay|meme]].

You may have noticed the multiple quotation marks. Those are there because, in reality, Jada is certainly just a dumb, black ho who got wasted, sucked an entire buffet of dicks, and then ''several months later'', after she found out her nasty pussy had been posted online, experienced [[troll's remorse|slut's remorse]] and decided she had been drugged and raped. She actually accused the guy of [[Lolwut|drugging her Kool-aid]] at the party. 

In actuality, the only crime her "rapist" committed was catching a case of jungle fever.


==The "Criminal"==

[[File:Jada's Whiteboylaflare.jpeg|thumb|left|270px|Hood rich hustler Whiteboy Laflare.]]
[[File:Whiteboylaflare.jpg|thumb|left|270px|Rape rap pays, bitch!]]

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As you can see, our hero, a [[wigger]] known as "WhiteBoyLaflare" ([[Powerword|Innel Yahia]]), not only laughs at the coverage, he's using it to continue trolling the black whore, become [[internet famous]], and promote his extremely promising rap career. He even responds to the feminists tagging his name with hate by tweeting them photos of his dick, the very dick that's alleged to have violated their poor victim. It wasn't up for longer than 30 minutes before he [http://twitter.com/WhiteboyLaflare/status/490322082941505537/photo/1 deleted it,] so here it is for safe-keeping purposes. 


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If that doesn't prove that he don't give a fuck, he also wrote a rap about raping her:

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==#Jadapose==

Events turned truly lulzy when, instead of sympathizing with the "rape" victim, people used her nudes to start a photo trend on twitter called {{hashtag|Jadapose}}. Only, unlike [[planking]], owling, and all that other gay shit, this one is actually funny, like [[Trayvon#Gallery|Trayvon]]ing.


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Butthurt feminists, likely the same cunts responsible for the post-[[Elliot Rodger]] hashtag {{hashtag|YesAllWomen}}, tried to offset this by creating other tags called {{hashtag|JadaCounterPose}} and {{hashtag|JusticeForJada}}, and Jada herself decided to try and use this for attention by making a {{hashtag|IAMJADA}} hashtag, but that of course only made things more hilarious.


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[[Anonymous|Anonymoose]] is also [http://thinkprogress.org/health/2014/07/17/3461404/jada-fight-back/ getting mentioned] in the media buzz regarding the cyber-bullying of the incident and is expected to go the [[#OpRollRedRoll]] route of handling the alleged rapist. [[KYAnonymous|Deric Lostutter]] and WhiteboyLaflare will likely record rap disses about each other until [[Lil B]] comes in and buries them both.

==Jadapose Dance==

Not only did [[Niggers|people]] make a meme out of this, they made a [[LOL|dance]]... well, actually some of these are just another dance that has something that looks like the Jadapose in it being reuploaded with a new title, but some are actually [[OC|legit]]. 

It's only a matter of time before the Jadapose dance craze will sweep the nation like the next [[Gangnam Style]].


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|<youtube>lFPFRPiz23s</youtube><br /><center>'''Hit that #JadaPose'''</center>
|<youtube>8DDntYSIuMs</youtube><br /><center>'''Rape 'em, rape them hoes'''</center>
|<youtube>svhxUqUxga4</youtube><br /><center>'''Hit that #JadaPose'''</center>
|<youtube>vVEcKDUtcys</youtube><br /><center>'''Rape 'em, rape them hoes'''</center>
|<youtube>JdIujKJlUiY</youtube><br /><center>'''Even white boys can do it'''</center>
|<youtube>UisugYY3hfs</youtube><br /><center>'''Girls too'''</center>
|<youtube>9OxQmWemUpI</youtube><br /><center>'''Rape is always funny'''</center>}}|border=#2F74D0|background=#2F74D0}}
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==Video Proving the Bitch Be Crazy==

Unbeknown to Jada, the "rapist" recorded one of her conversations with him after the "rape" and sent a copy to some homo nigger vlogger. The butthurt [[moralfags]] are pretending it doesn't prove anything, but you can clearly hear her [[Fail|having a friendly conversation]] with her alleged abuser, where her friend is heard in the background verifying that he never touched her and that she threw herself at some other dude, before vowing revenge for posting her noodz.


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==Russian Bootleg Version==

Of course the [[Russians]] attempted to emulate the Americans with this trend. Uninterestingly the girl in these photos is of age, but at least she's white in this case. 

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==See Also==

*[[Rape]]
*[[Almost raped]]
*[[Feminism]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Slut]]
*[[Trayvon Martin]] - another young nig who's body was photographed in a trendy position

==External Links==

*{{twitter|WhiteboyLaFlare}}
*{{hashtag|Jadapose}}
*{{facebook|hashtag/jadapose|#Jadapose}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/jadas-sexual-assault-case|Jada's sexual assault case}}
*[http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/07/10/_jadapose_a_disgusting_twitter_hashtag_spreads_in_response_to_a_houston.html A <s>disgusting</s> hilarious hashtag spreads in response to pics of unconscious party nigra]
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688006/Rape-victim-16-spoke-photos-assault-spread-online-trolled-sick-internet-users-copying-pose-collapsed-in.html Teenage negress mocked on the internet over trendy rape pose]


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