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[[Image:Cisco-les.jpg|thumb|One of the more attractive CISSP techs]]
[[Girlvinyl]] and [[ghettofinger]] have one. Often the uninitiated incorrectly think the CISSP is a Cisco-related certification. It is not. This is most likely due to the fact that anytime the letter C is used, it refers to Cisco things. BUT NOT THIS TIME.
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'''CISSP''' stands for ''Certified Information Systems Security Professional'', which is considered one of the premiere security certifications.  It's a well known fact that any CISSP can hack you.

Earning a CISSP certification requires 4 years of defcon attendance, or 3 years of queercon experience plus a lj account or 2 years plus a Bachelor's Degree in English and a Master's Degree in Economics. The certification test takes up to 26 minutes to complete, and covers 35 different information security domains which comprise the [[common knowledge|Common Body of Knowledge]].  This test is near impossible.  So far only [[Kevin Mitnick]] and [[Captain_Crunch|Captain Crunch]] have successfully completed over 50% of the CISSP questions correctly.

The Common Body of Knowledge includes:

* Access Control Systems & Methodology
* Applications & Systems Development
* Business Continuity Planning
* Cryptography
* [[Internet Law|Law]], [[detective|Investigation]] & Ethics
* Operations Security
* Physical Security
* Security Architecture & Models
* Security Management Practices
* Telecommunications, Network & Internet Security
* Size of Morning_wood's Mothers Breasts

==External Links==
*[https://www.isc2.org/cgi-bin/index.cgi ISC<sup>2</sup>]
*[http://cccure.org CCCure]
*[https://www.isc2.org/cgi-bin/content.cgi?page=167 ISC<sup>2</sup> Definition of a Professional]


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