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{{spoiler|TJ OR LUBECOOCH WON SEASON 2 BY HAVING HIS CHALLENGE AND STORY RIGGED INTO HIS FAVOR BY PRODUCTION}}
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'''Fishtank''', also called '''Fishtank Live''' is an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by comedy hack and Chantard darling [[Sam Hyde]]{{jew}}, er, "Jason Goldstriker" and dog-eating media producer Jet Neptune. The basis of the show is the dream of every OG-style internet troll and [[autist|lolcow enthusiast]]: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered (in Season 1) to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of [[USA|'Murican]] money (which isn't really that much) - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season. A second season was later made.

==Season One==
The first season of Fishtank aired in early 2023. Of course, it will [[Some argue|probably]] never be topped by the subsequent seasons.
===Meet the Losers, er, Contestants ===
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* '''[[Asperger's Syndrome|Jonathan]]''' &ndash; [[Faggot|Outspoken]] lisping [[Christian|christfag]] with [[Chris-chan|aspergers]] and a desire to start a modeling career despite looking like [[13-year-old boy|your little brother with a goatee.]] Most frequently spotted habitually [[Internet Tough Guy|doing pushups]] and reading books (specifically [[Jesus|the Bible]]) to try and appear intelligent. His being on [[Autism|the spectrum]] is <strike>usually </strike>never ignored by the other contestants as he is the only one who will try to hold conversations or actually do anything. Was [[Banned|kicked off]] [[And nothing of value was lost|early]] because it was quickly starting to become the Jonathan show where he endorses [[Andrew Tate]] and insists [[Hitler did nothing wrong]]. <strike>Not interesting outside of Fishtank</strike> [[Shit no one cares about|Nobody here is interesting.]]

* '''[[China|Simmons]]''' &ndash; [[I'm so random|Eccentric]] [[unfunny]] [[pedophile]] which is probably why [[Sam Hyde|Sam]] resented him specifically. Was [[Banned|kicked off]] the show first because [[self-pwn|he wrote a]] [[Paladin-Press|book]] about how to [[Discord|groom children]] at summer camp or something, which makes sense as he often [[transgender|troons]] out and [[I'm so random|wears womens' clothes.]] Anything else he may have done was overshadowed by this because the crew were desperate for something interesting to happen. Was most often seen trying to [[gay|tug]] [[gay|Jonathan's]] [[gay|dick]] out of his pants or [[Africa|stealing things]] to start arguments. Trolled Sam enough to get [[Banned|kicked off]] and got every other contestant [[Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder|a 24 hour break with pizza]] and [[Lel|nonalcoholic beer.]]

* '''[[Retard|Josie]]''' &ndash; [[Guro|Clinically autistic]] [[wapanese|kuudere]] of the house. [[Ceiling cat|Patiently observed]] the chaos. Was probably brought in because her [[High_Functioning_Autism|fidgeting]] is annoying but this backfired as she [[Die alone|kept to herself]] and [[basement-dweller|viewers]] would sit and stare at her tics for hours. Most often seen [[Masturbation|watching]] [[Transgender|Simmons]] [[mantrain|molest]] [[Incel|Jon]] or [[ROFLCOPTER|spinning in place.]] Half of the internet believes she is a [[Flat-chan|tranny]]. For [[Jew|$500]] you can buy her a [[plushie|plush toy.]] [[Do not feed the trolls|Immune to pretty much everything that went on]] because she was constantly [[Terri Schiavo|ignoring her surroundings]] when not directly spoken to. Won [[the game]] by [[unfunny|doing nothing.]]

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* '''[[Pokemon|Mauro]]''' &ndash; [[Fat|Morbidly-obese]] [[NORP|normalfag.]] [[No friends|Had no niche whatsoever]] and [[Shit no one cares about|nobody cared he existed.]] Referred to as Snorlax because he [[G2g i need sleep|slept]] 15 hours a day. [[And nothing of value was lost|Lost]] [[the game]] by [[unfunny|doing nothing.]]

* '''[[Whore|Letty]]''' &ndash; '''REAL NAME NINA VOLYANSKA''' [[Do not want|Disgusting]] [[Hotard|e-thot]]. Would have been totally forgotten about except her [[pr0n|pics]] were leaked by a [[revenge porn|vengeful ex]]. Anything she did on the show (not that it was very much despite making it to 2nd place) is [[Drama whore|overshadowed]] by [[Asking for it|teh nudez]]. Most notable [[lie|achievements]] were [[fail|failing]] to be more appealing than a [[retard]] who [[Sonic the Hedgehog|compulsively spins in circles]] and [[fail|not succeeding]] in turning [[Faggot|Jon]] away from his [[BFF]] [[Jesus|Jesus Christ.]] Later [[Oh god what have I done?|regretted]] her decision to be on Fishtank and decided her time on the show was actually [[cyberrape|rape.]] Probably [[And nothing of value was lost|lost]] Fishtank because [[pedophile|Sam]] realized he didn't want to fuck her.

* '''[[Too cool for the Internet|Vance]]''' &ndash; [[You|Failed]] [[USI|normalfag]] who [[lie|claims]] to be a method actor yet [[Anti-lulz|can't be entertaining]] to save his life. Most often seen being [[mock|mocked]] by [[cybersex|TTS]] because he's an [[White Devils|acceptable target]] and even [[Kiwi Farms|random internet speds]] are [[lie|funnier]] than him. [[Doing it wrong|Constantly failed]] to get [[Lolcow|Letty's]] attention (who he clearly [[Lonely|wanted to fuck]]) with [[Christian|Jon]] [[socializing|rebounding]], which would almost be impressive if [[buttsecks|the prize]] wasn't [[SPH|Letty.]] [[Trying too hard|Tried]] to salvage his place on the show by [[lie|pretending]] to be [[retard|insane]] but was too much of a pussy to make it funny. [[And nothing of value was lost|His time on the show is characterized by failed gimmicks that fell flat on their face until he was unceremoniously voted off.]]

* '''[[Scene|Sylvia]]''' &ndash; [[Fat]] [[fugly|ugly]] [[pig]] who tries to hide her excess [[fat]] pounds beneath pounds of [[lie|makeup.]] Looks 45 despite being 23. [[Moderator|Wet blanket]] who [[skank|nobody liked]] in or outside of the Fishtank. Single-handedly convinced the show's producers to water down the TTS feature because every second message was telling Sylvia to lose weight. Also had her nudes leaked but nobody ever saw them because the words "[[The Blue Waffle|Sylvia's nudes]]" are too horrific. A sad blubbery character with no appeal to anyone. Tried to make friends, failed and then [[Victim complex|whined on Twitter]] about how Fishtank didn't [[attention whore|increase her]] [[Onlyfans]] subscribers. 

* '''[[No one likes you|Damiel]]''' &ndash; Nobody remembers who this is except for the fact he's a plant on this season.

==Season Two==
Apparently, this shitty show was brought back for a second season in winter. The show began streaming on December 18, 2023, with Sam Hyde as Judge Jebediah Goldstriker.

===Meet the Losers, er, Contestants===
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File:Fishtank S2 contestants original.png|The original cast before Frank and Cole replaced
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*'''[[Detective|Cole]]''' &ndash; A rich guy who LARPed as a detective when the show begins. Fall in love with the Chinese contestant in the show. He even cried when she left the show. Kicked out on day 10 for mentioning Letty's real name Nina which is a big no-no in Fishtank.

*'''[[Gay|Brian]]''' &ndash; The best looking guy in this second season. A rich frat-boy who suddenly became poor after losing his job & his parents refusing to bail him out. Joined the Season 2 show cast with the sole motivation of getting [[money|that bread]]! Eliminated on day 18 after audiences despised him so much and voted to kick him out.

*'''[[Evangelion|Shinji]]''' &ndash; A Japanese guy that became the audience favorite. He revealed himself that he had worked as a [[Porn|Porn actor]] in Japan. Runner up after being defeated in a challenge that is rigged against him.

*'''[[Chud|Jimmy]]''' &ndash; Randomnly spews [[Conspiracy]] theories and  drops [[Redpill]]s about the USA government, [[Nigger]], etc. Has constant anger issues and threatens to beat or murder someone. Is also into trannies and femboys. Literally [[pol/|/pol/]] personified. Finally got kicked off for beating a woman on day 23.

*'''[[Coomer|TJ]]''' &ndash; Nobody likes this guy except he has long hair which makes him look like a [[Tranny]] before production forced him to shave it off. Designated as the main character and forced to have romance drama by the production after losing Cole. Has degenerate fetishes which are discovered through his Rule34 account. Carried to victory by production.

*'''[[E-girls|Summer]]''' &ndash; Crazy, [[BPD]], and [[Coal burner]] chick who puked and had a breakdown every single day. Forced to quit on day 5 after she became unbearable to everyone - including the production crew. Claims to have been [[Hoax|raped]] during the show after she left.

*'''[[Chink|JC]]''' &ndash; Some Chinese girl who is the youngest contestant and also the most [[normie]] than all contestants. Left the show on day 5 because she wanted to save Cole or was too normal for this kind of show.

*'''[[Whore|Trisha]]''' &ndash; A girl who tries to fuck every single boy on the show. [[Some argue|Possibly]] a literal prostitute. Eliminated on day 35 and become basement crew cumrag afterward.

*'''[[Fat|Megan]]''' &ndash; Fat, ugly, landwhale pig who (most likely) used to be cute before she gained weight and began taking meds. Likes [[Death Grips]] and [[Roblox]]. Left the show on day 8 because she thought Jimmy would kill her while she was sleeping.

*'''[[Chud|Tayleigh]]''' &ndash; Suspected to be [[transgender]], and is also a [[pol/|/pol/chuddette]]. The production brought a literal convicted nigger rapist to punish her racism, not knowing of her history of being sexually abused. Eliminated on final day for stealing chips from TJ.

*'''<s>[[Nigger|Frank]]</s>''' &ndash; A fat black guy who was supposedly intended to be in the show-cast but got canceled out after he was discovered to be a friend with one of Letty's exes. Replaced with Brian.

*'''<s>[[Femboy|Cole]]</s>''' &ndash; The original Cole, and looks like [[Anne Frank]]. No one knows why he was replaced or perhaps he is the same person as Cole in the show.

==Gallery==
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File:Jet neptard.png|This is what the show's producer actually believes
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==Videos==
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==See Also==
*[[Goyslop]]
*[[Sam Hyde]]
*[[Big_Brother#Television_show|Big Brother - the TV show]]
*[[Vinluv Handesbukia]] - Future contestant..?

==External Links==
*'''[https://www.fishtank.live Official Fishtank Website]'''
*{{KYM|/memes/subcultures/sam-hydes-fishtank-live|the KnowYourMeme entry on Fishtank Season 1}}
*{{KYM|/memes/subcultures/fishtank-live-season-2|the KnowYourMeme entry on Fishtank Season 2}}
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