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[[Image:GaySpanishFlag.jpeg|thumb|Bandera ejpañola, Olé!]]
[[Image:Burning_spanish_flag.jpeg|thumb|right|Muy Caliente (cachondo), Olé!]]
[[Image:King Juan Carlos I.jpg|thumb|right|The [[alcoholic]] former [[King]] of Spain, [[TL;DR|Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias]].]]
[[Image:Any Spanish beauty.jpg|thumb|right|Average Spanish local welcoming you.]]
[[Spain]], a.k.a. Dagoland, [[Fail|Mexico]]. or more obviously [[Europe]]'s backyard, is a truly [[Nigger|Aryan]] [[atheist|heathen]] country located between [[Sand Nigger|Morocco]] and [[France]]. Naturally, it has the shortcomings of both and the [[WHAT|virtues]] of neither. Spain has a rich history of raping and pillaging other countries in lieu of nurturing its own populace. Under the rule of a [[German]] emperor, it once [[owned]] half the world and is responsible for unleashing the plagues known as [[Filipinos]] and [[Mexicans]] upon humanity. They are best known for their uncanny ability to stick their cock in anyone or anything, [[You|no matter how repulsive]] (Aztecs, Gooks, Niggers, kangaroos and assorted other colored peoples in particular). [[Ironic]]ally, Spain's notable poverty has resulted in its only positive attribute, <s>as an enormous number of seeders for [[torrent]]s and [[P2P|eMule users]] are of Spanish origin</s>, we are in 2024, so... Olé!.

In Spain, [[homosexuality|same-sex marriage]] is compulsory and the age of [[asking for it|consent]] is [[13-year-old boy|13]].

[[File:Armada.jpg|thumb|left|Imperial [[fail]]]]

[[File:ironcross.jpg‎|thumb|Adolf tried to convince Franco to join WW2 with this medal.]]
[[File:Torero.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Spanish Torero]]


== History ==

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[[File:Zerowing.gif|thumb|Recreation in a Japanese video game as will be the Spanish Army in an attack in a war in the year 15000 <s>0000000000000000</s>.]]

[[File:Real's isco's joke to carvajal 2014-10-07.jpg|thumb|right|What fuck is this mad shit of offense [[Europe|to]] [[White|Caucasians]], [[Muslim|Moors]]?!]]
"Espain", as progressive and Internets-savvy Spaniards prefer to call it, was [[pwnd]] by the [[Roman Empire|Romans]] for a tedious epoch, then briefly raped by various Teutonic gangs, then kept as a cumdumpster by the [[Islam|Moors]] for another six centuries before finding the [[Jesus]] and sweeping the Kingdom free of [[Jews]] during an era of [[great justice]] known as [[the Spanish Inquisition]]. This [[lolocaust|simple act]] of [[trolling|good sense]] transformed Spain from a backwater shitbox into the [[Russia|superpower]] of the [[last Thursday|1500s]], leaving the nation ''Judenfrei'' and able to focus on other things, like [[pwning]] [[nigra|Caribbean tribes]] and [[looting]] [[DAoC#Cloud Song|their shit]].

Christopher Columbus was [[Italian|Spanish]] (a [[Jew|kike]] in disguise) and in 1492 helped to [[The colonization of America|discover America]], which is [[lulzy]] now that the descendants of Spanish colonists are being pushed out of the U.S. all the time or called Mexicans, which seriously pisses them off. Many of these so-called "[[wigger|light-skinned]]" or "[[Obama|mixed race]] Indigenous people of South or Central America" nurture [[hate|socially unacceptable]] feelings regarding Spain's colonial past, believing that the Spaniards destroyed their [[none|cultural heritage]]. What they [[stupid|do not understand]] is that '''they''' are the descendants of those [[rape|sexually uninhibited]] ex-cons, not the ones currently living in that backwater peninsula; though both groups retain the [[cock]]-savvy talents of their mutual ancestors.  

In 1496, just after Columbus had (re-)discovered American, Spain's royal family began [[Epic Incest Dynasty|a game of incest that lasted for two centuries]] and produced some of the fugliest retards ever to wear a crown.

Later, Spain was humiliated by the loss of its great Armada to [[England]] (it was actually just windy weather and the [[Danish]]). It was then [[pwned]] by Theodore Roosevelt and the [[Fat Larry's Band|Rough Riders]], who conquered all of [[Cuba]] and [[Puerto Rico]], and even acquired the [[Philippines]] as an added (albeit [[DO NOT WANT|unwanted]]) bonus.

In the turmoil that followed, Espáin was flooded by [[anarchists]], [[commies]], [[punks]], [[hippies]], drug addicts and [[niggers]]. As these disparate groups of subhumans were unable to agree on anything - especially how to rule a country - a group of generals planned a coup d'état against the ruling Popular Front government to pwn the faggots. A young and promising general named [[Faggot|Francisco Franco]] had made a name for himself by killing [[Arabs]] in Morocco (then an Espanits colony). Looking north and east, Franco thought that the [[Nazis]] looked sexy in their SS uniforms and [[Mussolini]] seemed a [[pretty cool guy]]. In fact, the future dictator had photographs of both Fascist leaders on his desk, to which he surely fapped his [[true|microdick with an uniball]].

A [[civil war]] ensued that lasted three years, because ammunition had to be transported on [[donkey]]s. The most difficult objective for Franco during the war was that of buttraping the [[Cat]]alans (a.k.a. the [[Inquisition|surviving]] Jews of Espáin) because they'd been amassing armies by paying [[Democrats|commie Americunts]]. Ultimately, the commies backstabbed the anarchists, who were too busy smoking [[weed]] and dealing meth to fight a proper war. Then almighty Franco crossed the Ebro river and [[winrar|captured the flag]].

Franco styled himself Generalissimo, to boost his self-esteem and draw attention away from his height of five feet nothing. In [[WW2]], [[Hitler]] encouraged him to join the Axis and rape the [[Brits]] in [[Rock|Gibraltar]]. Despite the Führer's offering of the [[Swastika|Iron Cross]] and the opportunity to pwn British ass, Franco's political sense prevailed, and he declined. He knew that the [[Soviets]] and [[Americunts]] were going to be eating Aryan [[BBQ]] soon. After the war, he asked Eisenhower to join him in a gay orgy. From this, the U.S. obtained the right to set up some bases on Espánis soil and [[accidentally]] dump nuclear armament into the sea.

The Spanish government has been getting [[trolled]] by the ETA, a Basque separatist [[terrorist]] group, since [[last Thursday]]. Lacking their own country, the Basque people have experienced extreme [[butthurt]] and have thus decided to kill as many Spanish officials as possible [[for the lulz]]. This is typically done with explosives, and/or [[kill it with fire|fire]]. Because the ETA took [[Computer Science III]], the Spanish government was forced to deploy the Civil Guard to the Basque country in order to prevent any attacks. As is evident by the [[fisting]] that the Spanish government has received at the hands of the ETA, this wasn't an effective strategy. Finally the ETA got tired of murdering and last Thursday gave up arms in favour of drug fueled bestiality orgies.

== Dago Life ==

[[File:Bullgoring.jpg|thumb|[[Hello|Hola]]]]
[[File:Running Bull.jpg|thumb|right|Two for one]]

Spanish people have lived in poverty as a penance for [[God]] ridding them of their [[Muslim]] and Jew problem, though He has frowned upon their [[Socialism|recent]] [[sin]] by not only allowing said subhumans to gradually return, but also the various [[Spics|monstrosities]] they produced overseas.

Born [[sadist]]s, [[Romania|Spaniards]] are known for stealing the possessions of [[British|drunk]] tourists in bars, especially phones, golden things, leather jackets and other animal-skin products. They are also renowned for [[sex]], which they have regularly with [[everything]], sometimes in [[heterosexual]] relationships and occasionally between consenting adults. About 75% are hairy [[furries]] and admire [[pedobear]] as a spiritual hero, about 15% are [[Zoomer|NPCs]] who can only fuck and disrupt classes like the [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] they are and the rest are [[gypsies|circus midgets]]. The average Spanish person under 18 has the IQ of a bench and smells just as much like [[Buttsecks|ass]]. Over 18 they have the IQ of a bed and can already think on a better way.

With all the poverty Spain is experiencing one would think they would be able to establish some homegrown organized crime, but instead most of the poor, underfed, dehydrated Spaniards spend their living days being scared shitless of a bunch of [[spic|latin]] [[retard|gangsters]] and social terrorists known as the inevitable [[Spics]], Berbers (who are basically the [[Spics|dagos]] of Africa), Dominiggers (who are the [[nigger]]-version of dagos, though they laughably insist they're white, but they can't because they use machetes instead of dagas), Georgians (the dagos of the long gone Soviet Union...even though 80% of the inhabitants of the ex-Soviet Union could be qualified as dagos), Sicilians/Southern Italians (the dagos of Italy) and [[Britain|britfags]] that emerged from the crime- and feces-ridden shitholes they call East End London, Liverpool and Manchester (who could also be qualified as dagos in their home country, if you ignore the Welsh, cuz they fuck goats and they are galicians).

The annual Running of the Bulls is held every July in Pamplona and in other months in other shitty places, in which [[angry]] [[lolcow|bovines]] are released into the streets, obviously with protection, where people get [[Al Gore|gored]] and [[Curb Stomp|trampled]] [[for the lulz]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym0M90WJGVg Behold- cunts got ''served''].

== Notable Dagos ==

* [[Charlie Sheen]]
* [[Gay|Enrique Iglesias]]
* [[Faggot|Pablo Iglesias]]
* [[Retard|Pedro Sánchez]]
* [[Forced Meme|Alberto Nuñez Feijoó]]
* [[Aryan|Santiago Abascal]]
* [[Hero|Andrés Iniesta]]
* [[Winrar|Hernan Cortes]]
* [[Winrar|El Cid Campeador]]
* [[Fag|Federico García Lorca]]
* [[Feminazi|Gloria Fuertes]]
* [[Feminazi|Clara Campoamor]]
* [[Pretty cool guy|Inigo Montoya]]
* [[José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero]]
* [[Professional Wrestling|Kane]]
* [[Modern Art|Pablo Picasso]]
* [[Kittens|Salvador Dali]]
* [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Torquemada]]
* [[Hitler|Francisco Franco]]
* [[W|Trajan]]
* [[José Marimón Carles]]
* [[Max Porta]]

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== How the Dago Took Over the "New" World Summarized ==
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== Autonomous communities ==
Spain has also states called "Autonomous Communities".


Here is a list of all autonomous communities in the iberian country

===[[File:MiniflagMadridComunity (1).png]]Madrid's community[[File:RealMadridFlag.png|23px]]===
The community of Madrid, also called Madrid simply, is a community full of towns with [[rednecks]], [[zoomers]] and neo-Nazis. In some towns, for not saying '''ALL''', they have a fucking bullring and celebrate fests that last approximately 2 days to 2 weeks. Apart from that, Madrid residents also dress as old people to dance "El Chotis" every May 15th. Other people do activities that are just as useful and healthy as going to touch the grass. Every winter, they go hunting down with a shotgun. Then in spring, they go to catch asparagus from the streams and rivers full of beer cans and dirty thongs. In summer, they go hunting for crayfish (which are an alternative to lobsters) with traps that are very cheap. Madrid also, is the capital of soccer because of the Real Madrid FC, that every year wins a trophy.Madrid is also known for having a lot of [[Morocco|sand niggers]], culombians, ecuadorians and dominicunts. There is nothing else to highlight about Madrid (except for the disgusting [[Retards|Latin gangs]] that always go around with machetes and [[Useless|.22 pistols]] and the childish zoomers who are only dedicated to insulting at random and wearing a weird haircut).

===[[File:CastilleLeon.png|23px]]Castile & León[[File:CastileLolon.jpg|23px]]===
A very abandoned community full of castles. Also, they are the main reason why Spain exists and has Castilian Spanish as its official language. Also, Segovia girls are physically hot, but be careful, there are some bastard zoomers out there. In Salamanca, the only good thing is for having a fucking lake in the shape of a stomach, [[Shit nobody cares about|the oldest university in Spain]], another toro town named Ciudad Rodrigo, a cathedral and that's it, what do you expect of Salamanca?. Oh, wait there's more, Burgos is known for having a Gothic cathedral '''WHICH IS NOT EVEN GOTHIC''' but hey, it is what it is. If you go to Zamora, you'll find the only interesting thing there: A statue of the [[KKK|cofrades]] (brothers in spanish, members of the brotherhood). Who cares about Zamora? Let's move to Avila. Avila is another redneck city in Spain, who is surrounded by more redneck towns. If you are an Incel and you want to go to Avila, it's almost assured that you can flirt like a pro and stop whining about. Palencia stands for having another Christ the Redeemer, like in [[Brazil]], but smaller. If you also are asking where is the Lion of Leon, you can't, because Leon hasn't any zoo there. Last but not least, Valladolid stands for his shitty football club and that's it, that is Castile & Lion, or Leon.

===[[File:Castile-Mancha.png|23px]]Castile-la Mancha[[File:CastileGanhancha.jpg|23px]]===


[[File:ElGanhan.jpeg|thumb|right|Typical Castile-la manchan man - Yo ejcucho [[Despacito|regetó']]]] 


If you live with filthy speed-talking rednecks and you're a dago, you're probably from here (or not). This community is the same as its sister, except that instead of castles it has windmills that the Dutch copied in a different style so that we would not invade them a second time. It is the America of Spain, due to its countless number of weapons per person. The rednecks (also known as Gañanes), dedicate themselves to farming, buying land, looking for a girlfriend (something difficult for their level) and doing the same fun activities as the people of Madrid (except for May 15, remind that). Also, the dagos copied muricans to make a fucking replica of the Colorado canyon called (Barrancas del Burujón), an awful replica of the Colorado canyon, if you go to Toledo Province. If you go to Ciudad Real, you can go to eggplant town of Almagro, with its theater, Alamillo, which is the Texas of Spain, with the most gun owner percentage of Spain and also visit the windmills in Campo de Criptana. Ciudad Real also stands for its seismic activity, like Guadalajara, which stands also in bitches, cause there are too many brothels in there. Albacete stands about having the best footballer in Spain, Andrés Iniesta and also stands for nothing more than Fuentealbilla. If you talk about Cuenca, the first thing you'll saw is about hanging houses near the river, which they aren't going to stand forever, if a blizzard pwns them, and thats all about Cuenca and all the the community in itself.

===[[File:Extremadura.png|23px]]Extremadura[[File:Krueguerdura.png|23px]]===
This community stands out for having a huge number of elderly people (depending on the population) since women do not reproduce with the rural redneck farmers. Also, they have the smallest border bridge in the world in an abandoned village that connects with a Portuguese store. Extremadurans, as they are very believers in the spiritual and religious, invent tremendous horror stories taken from Stephen King, ('''[[True|THEY DO NOT COPY FROM HIM]]'''). It is said that in a redneck town there, ants (probably termites) ate the houses and that is why the houses disappeared. Also, they stand out for their redneck humor quite taken from their La Mancha neighbors, they are like their lost brother. Also, the people of Extremadura have a nuclear power plant, which is not like Chernobyl. They have the record for the [[Epic Win|most wind farms in Europe]] and the largest tobacco producer in the Iberian country. Extremadura has its own language called "Extremeñu", which is a redneck version of Spanish and the redneck accent of La Mancha. If you want to know more about Extremadura, search about our local high scorers Antonio & Emilio Izquierdo and Rosa Rufo Barquero. Every grown man in Extremadura owns a shotgun, like in [[USA]], but with other type of gun. If you go to Badajoz, prepare to survive, cause 8/10 houses owns a hunting double-barrel shotgun or in other cases a pump-action shotgun, which would make your brains or chest a bloody paste. Also Badajoz is one of the most [[Redneck|aryan]] provinces, because Hernan Cortes was from that province. If you go to Caceres, it would be a pleasant day at Coria's river, [[Huh|Alagón]] river, without any redneck shooting you in your back.

===[[File:Andaluciaillo.png|23px]]Andalusia[[File:Navajucia.jpg|23px]]===
Its name comes from [[Terrorist|Arab]] origin "Al-Andalus", which means: "Landless". It stands out for being Spanish Romania due to its danger, poverty and culture. Also, shootings are very common in cities like Malaga or Seville, become a battlefield. The beaches of Andalusia are of the most beautiful in the country but the price for renting an apartment for 1 week costs a fucking kidney. Also, it is a place where [[Brazil|soccer is like life]]. Andalusia is the center of [[Lie|hard-working]] people and it is said that after work, they go to take a nap at 6:00 PM or 4:00 PM. Also, lisping is common in the south and hissing in the north. Andalusians tend to endure earthquakes every 1 or 2 years, that living in Malaga would be like living in the north-central part of Chile. Also, Almería has a boring national park [[Shit nobody cares about|that no one gives a shit about]] called "Cabo de Gata". Andalusian people's skin color is sand nigger, which means that Moroccans raped his girls and maked hybrids. Andalusia, also is highlighted by its important catholic culture. They do the "Holy Week" (Semana santa, payomierda), which isn't a week, it is like 12 days or something, they do the "steps" (pasos illo, PASOS), a procession with brothers (Cofrades, inútil), AKA: former ETA members born in Andalusia, eating Torrijas and doing the [[NNN|No Nut Holy Week]], a catholic version of No Nut November. Andalusia, was also a Nazi home during the final of the WW2, where the Kraut Aryans fled to Cadiz and the Canary Islands, to find some gypsy love and canary sex.

===[[File:Ceuta.png|23px]]Ceuta and Melilla[[File:Melilla.png|23px]]===
Another part of Spain, which is not even a community, but a city. Melilla and Ceuta, like US have border fences with Morocco so that the sand niggers do not come in to cause terrorism and plant bombs there. In Melilla, only the earthquakes stand out and in Ceuta nothing, apart from a boring statue and Mexico wall 2.0.

===[[File:Goatfuckicia.png|23px]]Galicia[[File:Bgaleiga.jpg|23px]]===
[[Image:Lolcow.png|thumb|right|Average Galicia gameplay (this dude knew about [[Lolcows]])]]

Galicia (AKA:[[Portugal]]'s Dago retard son), like Extremadura, has his own idiom called Galego. Also, Galicians stand out for having political figures with [[Retard|mental retardation]] and for having a fucking million seafood dishes. Also, Galicia is the Colombia of Spain, because the largest production of cocaine in the country comes from there. But the strange thing is that Latin bands are almost none. In addition, most of Galicians, specially in the mountain zone, are rednecks like the rest of the country. The rednecks stand out for being all insane and for eating river's vampires called Lampreys. Just gross but culturally accepted in [[Gay]]licia. Galicia stands out for its daily showers, like in [[UK]], because their geographical location is cursed by Poseidon. And of course, the spanish capital of an old celtic tradition:'''<s>RAPE</s>FUCK EVERY MOTHERFUCKING GOAT'''. Pontevedra, also, is like Extremadura [[Portugal|portugayees]] son, but they talk spanish (and galego, OC):You'll find people with mental retardation, schizophrenia, Soccer lovers (again) and sadly, the 2nd most shittiest internet in Spain (Lugo has the 1st place, since internet connection arrived on the 2000's. If you visit A Coruña, never trust a guy who speaks like a italian with Autism: They are gaylician [[Gypsies|gypsies]]. They'll beat you the shit out in the name of Andalusia and [[Romania]] if you don't obey them. Another [[Animal abuse|Galicia]] examples: [[Wales]] (sheep rapists), Molise in Italy (cow fuckers), [[Poland]] (same as Molise), Iwate and Hokkaido in [[Japan]], Saarland in [[Germany]], [[India]] (Cows), [[Lebanon]] (every female mammal) and [[Australia]] (every fucking animal in there). 

Tip: [[DO IT FAGGOT|DO NOT GO TO NORTH PONTEVEDRA]]. THERE IS A SERIAL KILLER NAMED {{Hover|O CHIOLEIRO|THE FLOUR}} ([[Powerword]]: José Manuel Durán González) WHO STILL WANTS TO RAPE SOME PUSSY AND DECAPITATE YOUR HEAD.

===[[File:Asturias.png|23px]]Asturias[[File:AsturiasSatan.jpg|23px]]===
<span class="blink">[[File:Asturias.png|23px]]Asturias, patria querida[[File:Asturias.png|23px]]</span> is the most blonde, aryan and culturally epic place in Spain. Also, Asturian women have huge boobies (thats why asturian milk is famous). Asturias is very religious and not like the south of Spain, they are very cultured and grateful, not like the Dagonecks. Asturias don't stand out in anything else (except for Asturian milk, which is famous for the reason that I have already told). In history, Asturias is the home of the true Spain reconquista. Without Asturias, Spain would become [[Sand Nigger|Morocco 2.0]]. If you go to Taramundi, you can find some of the biggest and most beautiful navajas (pocket knifes) in Spain and Europe. Also, Asturias' culture stands for female bear raping (if you are gay, you fuck male bears), copied from galician brothers and cider drinking. If you thought that basque people were the responsible of reconquista, you studied history in a garbage can or maybe you didn't pay attention, because you are a retard.

===[[File:Cantabria.png|23px]]Cantabria[[File:CantabriaLol.png|23px]]===
In Cantabria, the president is not like <s>Biden</s> [[Trump]] who is confined all day in his house. Miguel Ángel Revilla, goes out to the streets to live life and touch grass. He also goes to bars and restaurants and he is welcomed like a normal guest. Cantabria, also, is known for its cupcake sponges called "Sobaos Pasiegos" which is a rectangular version of a cupcake.

===[[File:Euskadi.png|23px]]Baske Country[[File:Euskadi2.png|23px]]===
The Basque country, between 1970 and 2010, was the center of terrorism in Spain, and not because of the Moors, but because of a terrorist group called ETA, which was the Spanish IRA. Also, it stands out for having a fat fuck streamer named Ibai Llanos. Also, they stand out for having museums like the Guggenheim. Also the baskets are known for having a strange idiom called Vasque, which is a mix between japanese talking, russkie idiom pronouncing with latin alphabet.

===[[File:Navarre_Toro_County.png|23px]]Navarre[[File:Torovarra.png|23px]]===
Also known as Foral Community of Navarra, is the center of bullfighting in Spain. They have fests every July 6 to July 14. Also, it is known for... Nothing else, it only stands out for bullfighting and for having Basque idiom.

===[[File:Aragon.png|23px]]Aragon[[File:Simpagon.png|23px]]===
The Aragonese also have their festivals. Every October 14, thousands of people go to a place to see the Virgen del Pilar. Aragonese teenagers go to Zaragoza every October 14 go to [[simp]] to the Virgen del Pilar, because she is a virgin and an adult and they got all blessed after simping. Aragon, also stood out in football a couple of decades ago but the spark went off every single minute. In the north, the Aragonese from Teruel created their own language, Aragones, which is a mix between Catalan and Spanish.

===[[File:Catalufia.png|23px]]Catalonia[[File:RealCataloniaFlag.png|23px]]===
Catalonia, also known as Shitland, is known for wanting its independence through a referendum (vote). The traditions there are to have a mystical doll called Cagació, which is a fucking log with Jimmy Jump's hat and [[Shit|Caganet]], which is a porcelain doll that is dedicated to shitting, yes shitting, whoever invented the tradition was a coprophagic. It is also the land of the country's highest high scorer, ([[High_Score/Loserinfo_J#José_Marimon_Carles|Jose Marimón Carles]]). Also, the Catalans have their own language, which is a horrible mix between Spanish and French with a touch of bitterness of life. Also, it is the home of many YouTubers who went to Andorra. They had also another famous soccer team, the F.C. Barcelona, which is almost going to a bankrupt, but still is surviving surprisingly. 

===[[File:Baleares.png|23px]]Balearic Islands[[File:MiniflagGermany.png|23px]]===
Known for not using Catalan, this shitty archipelago has the wonder of having tons of British and Aryan tourists. The island of Ibiza is also known for its countless nightclubs and DJs. Menorca is notable for being the United Kingdom of Spain, since there are more Britfags than Spaniards. Formentera is another island who nobody cares. Menorca, is the home of british tourist in Spain and Cabrera, is a random shithole in Spain. 

===[[File:ValencianC.png|23px]]Valencian Community[[File:Chilencia.png|23px]]===
Also known as GTA Spain edition, it is a community full of Britfags. Also, its beaches are also as beautiful as its women (only that many people go to the beaches, something that no one goes to women). Valencia also has its own archipelago called the Columbretes Islands, all of which are so deformed that the big island looks like a bull's piercing. Valencia is also known for its countless tourists from all over the world. The Valencians also have their language, Valenciá, which is like Catalan, Spanish and with the bitterness of Catalan. Also, Valencians have their festivals in a dwarf town called La Vall d'Uixó, which is like a dwarf version of Pamplona. To the south of Valencia city, a 3 meter deep pond called "L'Albufera" is known.

===[[File:Murica.png|23px]]Murcia Region[[File:UltimateMurcia.png|23px]]===
Also called Fukushima, Murcia is home to Spain's deadliest earthquake in the 21st century (so far). With only 5.1 to 1 kilometer deep, the Lorca 2011 earthquake left a total of 9 dead and ~300 injured, as if it were a bomb attack. It happened in 11th may 2011 basicly {{age|2011|5|11}} years ago. It is also known for having a lagoon called Mar Menor, which stands out for its countless dead fish and for its piles of mountains of garbage on its shores, which looks like something out of a Greenpeace propaganda. Otherwise, Murcia is a boring place.

===[[File:Canary.png|23px]]Canary Islands[[File:Sexislands.png|23px]]===
The Canary Islands are the reason why Spain still has colonies. They stand out for being in Africa and for their countless numbers of Moors and blacks. Like the rest of Spain, they have their own language, which is only spoken on an island known as the canarian whistle. Also, it was known at the beginning of the 21st century for its countless numbers of ships stranded on its coasts. Also, from here, Spanish [[Autists|vtubers]] and critical [[Jewtube|youtubers]] were born here. The Spanish call these islands the Spanish Hawaii. Many Americans who have never attended geography class think that this beautiful archipelago is Hawaii, which is not true. Also, living next to a volcano there is common, and eating hot pepper sauce is also common.The strangest thing about the Canary Islands is that girls between 16 and 20 years old get pregnant, which is why when Canarian men hear condom, they begin to feel afraid (probably because they have seen the movie about the killer condom).

'''ABROAD PROTIP:''' It's easy to get a girlfriend on the islands and obtain the magic [[Boobs|titjob]]. So, when you go there, get some hot lovely canarian bitch and taught her. Be carful fag and don't get a tourist bitch.

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[[File:Suckifatdick.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Blowjob|How canarian girls say "thank you" to men]]]]

===<s>🇬🇮 Gilbraltar 🇬🇮</s>===

We stole it, you western wops, get fucking PWNED you retards ~ ''mindfully Britfags'' ~

===[[File:LaRioja.png|23px]] [[Shit no one cares about|La Rioja]] [[File:LaBurgerioja.png|23px]]===
This is the most forgotten autonomous community. Even the [[EDiot|person]] who created this little section forgot what the fuck this place is. Also, they are northern hicks. The only thing why this place exits is for its exquisite [[Alcohol|wines]], which for them are life and the Anguiano festivals, where the greatest faggots in the town dress up as women with a gigantic skirt to dance ballet. The rest of La Rioja is just poorly built cabins, rednecks and pastors with a gigantic wine cellar and moar boring fests that nobody goes.

== Trolling Dagos ==

* When encountering a Spaniard, say that you thought he was a Maghrebian or a moroccan.
* Inform them that [[Portugal]] has a better ED article, even though there is a dago over here.
* Say them that they are [[Sand niggers|Arabs and Berbers]] and not white.
* Ask them to perform a flamenco dance for you or teach you how to make [[shit|paella]].
* Ask them where all the mariachi street bands are.
* Ask them about their 25% unemployment rate.
* Remind them that they are a country filled with [[basement-dweller|"ninis"]] who don't live on their own until they're 30.
* Remind them of how a significant number of [[Kike|Jews]] converted to Catholicism rather than be expelled by the Inquisition and that they surely must have Jewish blood.
* Remind them how the Iberian Peninsula's IQ dropped 30 points when the sand niggers began raping their local wimminz.
* Remind them that they are [https://www.thelocal.es/20180216/spain-urged-to-stop-torture-of-unwanted-greyhounds psychotic barbarians] who [[Brutality|torture and kill animals for sheer entertainment]].
* Say the Inquisición Española (very important in their culture) seems strangely Islamic.
* <s>Say Spanish females pretends that his voice seeking seem like the American wimminz, and that leaves them as cheap prostitutes.</s> EN INGLES, <s>CULERO</s>'''JODEPUTA'''.
* Tell them the Spanish language is originally from [[Mexico]].
* When asked about Spain, say: "Oh yes, it's near Mexico, isn't it?". You will [[Fail|pass]] the geography exam.
* Refer to all Spaniards as [[Spics|"Panchos"]], that will make doubt and piss off. 
* Remember them that [[Portugal|Portugueses]] are not [[lazy|weak]]s, [[short]]s, [[fat]]s or [[Sand Niggers|nigger]]s like them
* The moment they tell you Spain is in Europe, say, "Ah, you mean the one near Africa?"
* When discussing the big territories of defunct Spanish Empire, remind them how shitty their country is now.
* Tell them that <s>Spain</s> Al-Andalus is once again under Muslim rule. 
* Tell them that [[Islam]] is the largest religion in Spain.  
* Explain to them how you watched a documentary about starving people in Spain on the National Geographic Channel.
* Constantly mention how much better [[France]] is compared to Spain.
* Discuss their [[Pwned|defeat]] by [[Switzerland]] in the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
* Constantly ask where is Spain.
* Remind them how they once lost a [[soccer]] game to the [[Americans]], despite being the number-one ranked team in the world.
* Explain to them that the Basque were there first and are the only true Spaniards.
* If the target happens to be Basque, inform them that the Basque are essentially terrorist Spanish [[abos]] and should be treated as such.
* Laughingly remind them that even though they expelled the Arabs 500 years ago, their country is [[doing it wrong|packed full of them nowadays]].
* Remember them kindly about Gibraltar (UK naval base in Andalusia used for sexxxy Royal Navy [[buttsecks]]) and their naval [[rape|pwnage]] at the hands of the Brits.
* Tell them that the British Navy has ALWAYS been way better than Spain's...
* ...and that the British Empire was larger...
* ...and remind them that Spain got their ass handed to them by Elizabeth I.
* In Valencia, speak [[Spanish|Catalan]]; in [[Caturday|Catalonia]], speak [[Spanish|Castillian]]; everywhere else, speak [[English]].
* Refers to any Spanish city as "Tio/Joder/Coño/Puta town/city/village".
* Speak Spanish in Basque Country and ask why it isn't their first language.
* Tell Spaniards they should all just speak one fucking language (Catalan).
* If the target is a Catalan, tell them Catalan is just a dialect of Spanish and not a real language.
* Remind them that their language is a gutter knockoff of [[Esperanto]].
* Inquire about bullfighters, saying "toreador" instead of "torero."
* Inform them of how [[retarded]] Spain looks for celebrating the Running of the Bulls.
* Loudly state that you agree with the bullfighting ban in Catalonia and/or declare yourself an [[Peta|animal rights fag]].
* Remind Spaniards of these military facts: their infantry was copied from those of the Germans and Italians; their tanks (Leopards) and infantry rifles are German; their combat aircraft and advanced weapons systems are American. (Only works if you're not Irish, btw.)
* Mention how they were pwned by [[Al-Qaeda]] in Madrid for supporting [[W|Bush]]'s faggotry wars.
* Tell them that Franco [[Faggot|admired]] Hitler, who [[Waaaambulance|despised]] [[hairy]], inferior, unwhite, southern Europeans.
* Smile while reminiscing about how Franco swept hippies, niggers, anarchists, commies, drug addicts, atheists, gypsies, Basques, fags and other social refuse away and gave them proper jobs...by building his own grave memorial (Valle de los Caidos).
* Draw comparisons between regional tensions in Spain and those which led to the dissolution of former [[Yugoslavia]].
* When they say that Moroccans are Spain's niggers, reply by saying it's because Spain is the crackhouse of Europe.
* Remember them they are almost the only country in the world where (those who are lucky) work until 20:00 thanks to the goddamn siesta (break from 14:00 to 16-17:00)
* Say that you like [[Spic|King Juan Carlos I.]] and that he was the best King of Spain.
* Tell the kids that [[Shit nobody cares about|Jelly Jamm]] was never a good show and tell them to grow up with [[Spic|Dora the fucking explorer]].
* Tell the teens that [[Cringe|drill music]] is a ear torture and tell them to listen to [[Gangsta|1990's rap music]] or any good gangsta music.
* Mention the Valencian people about the floods in 2024
* Tell basques that they were useless in the Reconquista and tell them that Asturians did better.
* Refer a basque as a "Etarra".
* Remember them about "Netherlands 5 Spain 1" on the 2014 world cup
* Tell them that the potato omelette taste like rubber
* If you are in Spain, [[DO IT FAGGOT|put ketchup on paella]]
* Tell andalusians to make a hard work
* Tell asturians that your are atheist
* Tell galicians to rape a goat while they sniff cocaine
* Make sure you remember the galicians that Franco is from there
* Tell also to the galicians that [[Shit nobody cares about|Celta de Vigo]] is shit
* Tell cantabrians that Miguel Ángel Revilla isn't a good president of Cantabria
* Tell Navarre people that the [[Cum|Corridas]] de [[Bull|Toro]] on 7th July is for [[Redneck|rednecks]]
* Tell Catalonians that the Caganer looks like a bad 6-year-old kid's joke
* Remember murcians of the 2011 Lorca earthquake
* Tell the Castille-la Mancha people that <s>Donkey</s>... Don Quijote novel is boring
* Tell riojans that their wine taste like cancer
* Tell aragoneses that the Virgin of Pilar is boring
* Tell Castille and Leon people that there is nothing interesting in their entire autonomous community
* Tell Canarians that their local chicks are ugly and nymphomaniacs
* Tell Ceutans and Melillans that they are [[sand niggers]]
* Tell Madrid people that [[Shit nobody cares about|the Schweppes ad]] is useless af
* Tell Balearics that they aren't true dagos and they are only britfags and krauts

== Dago Pride, y, Olé! ==

[[File:Logo-hola.jpg|thumb|200px|The Spanish original logos, this is a copy of the of the American magazine "Time"]]
[[File:Banco Santander.svg.png|thumb|200px|This is only a stacked graph with fire above|alt=Spain's "Santander"]]
[[File:Logotipo de BBVA.svg.png|thumb|200px|these are a simple letters in times new roman; became larger in [[Latin America|unknown countries that are not very strong talking about power]]..., as it somehow|alt=Spain's "BBVA"]]
[[File:Telefónica logo.png|thumb|200px|HAHAHAHA!!!, PWNED shitty Britons!]]|alt=Spain's "Telefónica"
[[File:Terra Logo.png|thumb|200px|Other webs copypastas web|alt=Spain's "Terra"]]

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Image:Falconetti.jpg|Spain's current prime minister.
Image:Ramos fail.gif|Now neither in the only thing that started to serve are good, even the [[Aryan]] [[German]] after sneerd to the Dago supported by their racially lower nationality
Image:Torres fail.gif|Idem
Image:Casillas epic fail.gif|[[Lie|Olé!, Machooo!, Casillas es muy bueno!, es un santoooooo!!!, OLÉÉÉ!!!...]]
Image:Real's casillas kiss ramos (WTF!).png|Cheek kissing between men in Spain [[Gay|is the most common greeting]]
Image:Quixote.jpg|The "glorious" Quixote, who do not know more than [[Spics|Educación Técnica's schools' niggas]] in Mexico
Image:Queen of spain.jpg|The much respected Queen of Spain. Even the locals of Mexico say that she had sex with all easily when he lived barely there. Notice how the guy of back see her [[ass]]
Image:Francisco Franco.jpg|Until "Aryan" [[Hitler]] sees his subordinate apprentice Dago with [[Sand Niggers|despisableness]]
Image:Cortés and a tlaxcalans.JPG|Despite having modern armaments, the superb Spanish Empire had to rely on help from natives might seize Tenochtitlan
Image:Laurence Blood RBS.jpg|Even the Japanese realizes...
Image:Pauls spain flag.jpg|As of [[2010]]
Image:SpainOldFascistFlag.png|1936-1981 flag
Image:SpainMapShoop.jpg|Spain map for tourists
Image:Soup Sauce.jpg|[[soup|Gazpacho]]
Image:DAMAGE.jpg|Now let's not get horny, bub.
Image:Obamagoths.jpg|When making an official visit to the U.S., it's always a good idea to let your unsightly daughters express their goth side while posing for a picture with [[Obama]], so that you can regret your decision and ban said picture.
Image:T628815A.jpg|ETA members reading a [[Computer Science III]] textbook to plan out their next assault.
Image:BasqueETA.jpg|Noble "[[Failure|Basques]]"
Image:Pamplona2005.jpg|A typical Spanish day.
Image:Spainposter.png
Image:Spain Then and Now.jpg
Image:Antonio Banderas.jpg|[[Lie|A sexy Spaniard]]. [[Redneck|So civilized]]
Image:JordiENP.jpeg|A [[True|big dicked]] spaniard
Image:NachoV.jpg|Another spaniard with a [[Big dick|monster]] between his legs
Image:Spanishcock.jpg|You know you wanna suck that spaniard monster!
Image:King Juan Carlos Swats Hugo Chavez.jpg|STFU [[Hugo Chavez|MARXIST]]
Image:Davidthegnome.jpg|[[GNOME|Spain's major contribution to humanity]]
Image:Have a Seat.jpg|Doing it wrong.
Image:Josetomas_RAGE.jpg|Spanish [[Luser|winnar]]
Image:Whitesonlynospics.jpg|Spanish are not white but [[Arab]].
Image:KingofSpain (ww).jpg|King's [[Depression|view]] on national [[politics]]
Image:Di stefano real madrid cf (cropped).png|If it were not for this man, Spain had already they had been doomed for years... He's an [[Argie]] soccer player
Image:Spain ball sunglasses.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==

* Spain's fans and sons
** [[America]]
** [[Argentina]]
** [[Colombia]]
** [[Europe]]
** [[Germany]]
** [[Italy]]
** [[Mexico]]
** [[Morocco]]
** [[France]]
** [[Poland]]
** [[Portugal]]
** [[Romania]]

* Enemies of Spain
** [[Afghanistan]]
** [[France]]
** [[Sandniggers]]
** [[Syria]]


* [[Africa]] - Where are located too
* [[Inciclopedia]] - Unfunny [[Uncyclopedia]] copycat
* [[Joan Cornellá]]
* [[Kirts Jenkings]] - The Biggest Lolcow in Spain
* [[Muslims]] - What are fulfilled off again
* [[Pain]]
* [[Political corruption]]
* [[Poverty]] - What are currently struggling to
* [[Retard|Rajoy]]
* [[Shit no one cares about]]
* [[Spics]] - Their failed creation to the world
* [[The Spanish Inquisition]]
* [[Zapatero]] - Mr. Bean IRL

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