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'''2025''' is [[the current year]], and it might usher in a new era of lulz due to [[The Donald]]'s [[Project 2025|second inauguration]]. But don't be too optimistic.

Need a recap of what happened [[2024|last year]]? We've got you covered.

==January==
[[File:The 3 Horsemen of January 1st, 2025.jpeg|thumb|2025 starts off with a boom!]]
*1st
**[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] kills 15 people and injures over 36 more in a car attack in New Orleans.
**A second mass shooting in [[Montenegro]] occurs, a man named [[Aco Martinović]] ([[Moonspeak|Ацо Мартиновић]] in Mount Niggerish) rages over a bar brawl and goes amok, killing 13 people and injuring 3 others before  an heroing.
**[[Matthew Livelsberger]] blows up his Cybertruck outside Trump International Hotel Las Vegas.
*2nd - Ten people are injured in yet '''ANOTHER''' fucking shooting.
*7th - [[2025 Los Angeles Fires|California wildfires occur]].
*16th
**[[Nintendo]] announces the [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] 2.
**David Lynch dies.
*19th - [[TikTok]] gets banned in the US, causing severe butthurt from [[chronically online]] [[16-year-old girls]] for less than a day before being unbanned.
*20th 
**The second Trumpening begins. You're welcome, Israhell.
**A border patrol officer dies in a shootout with the [[Zizian]] murder cult.
*21st - A ski resort fire in [[Türkiye]] removes [[Win|78]] kebabs{{Muslim}}.
*22nd - Another [[Sharty]]-related shooting occurs, this time committed by a nigger named [[Solomon Henderson]]. [[Ryan Palmeter]] is rolling in his grave.
*29th - In [[Washington, D.C.|America's capital city]], a Black Hawk helicopter playing Microsoft Flight Simulator {{wikilink|2025_Potomac_River_mid-air_collision|collides with a commercial passenger airplane}}. 67 die and [[Epic Win|there are no survivors.]]

==February==
* 1st - [[Black History Month]] begins.
* 4th - [[Rickard Andersson]], a 35-year-old Adam lanza looking [[Swedish|meatball faggot]], guns down several [[No|completely legal]] rapefugees that were peacefully learning Swedish in an adult education centre, pwning 10 and injuring 12 before turning the gun on himself.
* 6th - 10 [[Injuns]] get [[pwnt]] in [[Alaska]] after their shitty cessna crashed
* 9th - A [[South America]]n immigrant goes ham and stabs three men in Stoneybatter, Ireland, before being arrested by the [[Police|Gardaí]].
* 10th
**[[Texas|The Gulf of Mexico]] gets renamed to the [[Retarded| "Gulf of America”]].
**A {{Wikilink|2025_Guatemala_City_bus_crash|bus falls off a bridge}} after colliding, killing more than 55 people and injuring 9 others in [[Las Vegas|Las Vacas]] river, [[Guatemala]].
* 13th - A Good (or just really [[Retarded]]) Afghan [[Terrorist|immigrant]] and Roid monkey called '''[[Powerword|Farhad Noori]]'''{{muslim}} ('''[[Moonspeak|ساندنيغر]]''' in German) ran over several people killing 2 fellow [[Sand niggers]] ([[epic fail|a Mother and Daughter]]) and leaving 36 injuries, in Munich, Germany. Thanks for your (unintentional) service, [[Allah]] is mighty!
* 14th - Valentine's Day occurs.
* 15th - It happens yet AGAIN, a harmless [[Syrian]] asylum seeker{{Muslim}} [[Typical|slices people up]] unprovoked, killing a [[13 year old boy|14 year old boy]] and wounding five other people in Villach, Austria.
* 16th - Anne Marie Hochhalter dies, causing [[Eric and Dylan]]'s score to go up.
* 17th - A [[Toronto]] plane crash occurs, but [[fail]]s to kill all of the passengers, who survived.
* 21st - Cultural enrichment from a Syrian [[refugee]] (for real this time).The mudslime stabbed a [[Kike]]{{Jew}} [[Epic Win|at a Holocaust memorial]] in [[Germany|Goymany]]. Could we have more of this and less of raping 5-year-olds, [[sand niggers]]?
* 22nd - Yet another fucking Islamic terror attack in France, an Algerian by the name of '''Ibrahim Abdessemed'''{{muslim}} stabs 6 people, killing one person and injuring five others before being arrested.

==March==
* 2nd - Some [[Nazi]] ran over random people in Germany
* 5th - [[Serbia]]n parliament turns into an IRL [[Fortnite]] match when the minority coalition [[WTF|started throwing smoke grenades at everyone]]
* 6th - A [[Australia|Kangaroo boy]] snuck onto a plane with a shotgun, but was [[V&]] before he could bring [[9/11]] down unda
* 13th - An American Airlines flight in [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Colorado Springs]] turns out to be a [[Shi'ites|Sh'i'a]] or however the fuck you pronounce it, and [[An hero]]s itself at the airport, probably due to depression due to its [[loli]] girlfriend dying in the earlier accident in DC
* 16th - A nightclub in North Macedonia burns to the ground... It was named [[Pulse Nightclub]], lol.
* 21st - [[London]]'s Heathrow Airport shuts down because the retards who designed it [[Faggot|didn't test if the backup generator worked]]
* 27th - 6 [[Russians|Bearfolk]] tourists get [[pwnt]] in [[Egypt]] after going on [[OceanGate|a totally safe submersible]]
*29th - a dumb 6 year old flew a kite into a [[United Airlines]] plane at the same airport that had the mid-air collision 2 months prior
==April==
* 1st
**[[Billy Mitchell]] would end up getting his first ever [[Epic Win]] in his lawsuit against [[Karl Jobst]], which was actually about Karl's accusations about Billy being responsible for Apollo Legend becoming [[an hero]], and Karl would end up losing a lot of credibility for misleading his audience into thinking the lawsuit was about the cheating allegations.
**Val Kilmer died of pneumonia and no, it's not an April Fools joke.
*2nd - [[Drumpf]]{{jew}} "liberates" America by forcing Americans to buy American.
* 5th
**Apparently, TikTok is gonna get banned again. But, as we all know, [[Truth|it will most likely be unbanned within an hour]].
**Butthurt [[liberals]] protest Trump across the nation, mainly because they're angry spics who can't run around and [[white genocide|multiculti]] the fuck out of everything anymore.
*7th
**[[Retard|Dumbass]] [[Asperger's Syndrome|Sperglet]] [[Spics|spic]] Victor Perez gets shot and is declared to be braindead.
**[[Colossal Biosciences]] unbanned the [[furry|Dire Wolf]]. Will soon be used by '''Hamas'''{{muslim}} to launch a retaliatory attack against IDF bases in response to the [[Kike Dog]] incident because everyone knows that happens when you give pro-terrorist activists too much money.
*10th - Helicopter in [[Jew York]] crashes, killing all 6 occupants
*14th - [[4chan 2025 MegaHack|4chan gets hacked by Soyjak.party and shut down]].
*17th - [[Phoenix Ikner|Yet another school shooting happens]], this time in [[Florida]].
*21st - [[Pope Francis]] dies at the age of [[88]].
*23rd - The first [[JewTube]] video turns 20.
*25th - [[4chan]] returns.
*26th - Some nutjob [[Gook]] named '''[[Gook|Kai-Ji Adam Lo]]''' runs over a bunch of fellow Azns in Vancouver

==May==
*2th - A [[tranny]] from [[Xitter]] know as Charlotte Fosgate{{Trans}} become [[An Hero]] 
*8th
**[[Ye]]{{Nazi}} releases the best song of the decade.
**[[Pope Leo XIV]] is sworn in.
*10th - [[The Donald]] tells [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] to [[SHUT IT DOWN|shut the war down]], causing [[peace]]. Will be spun by the [[leftists]] as a bad thing somehow.
*12th - The [[Feminist|PKK]]{{Communist}} disbands, ending a long, pleasurable epoch of [[Remove Kebab|Kebab removals]] in Turkey.
*17th - Joe Biden is diagnosed with prostate cancer.

==June==
*1st - [[Ukraine]] uses FPV drones to [[pwn]] 30% of [[Russia]]'s bomber fleet.
*5th - [[Elon Musk]] and [[Donald_Drumpf|Donald Trump]] have the biggest [[gay]] [[breakup]] in history.

==See Also==
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2024]]'''
*[[2023|Previous year to the previous year]]
*[[:Category:Years|Every other year available on ED.]]

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