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|If you are one of those whiners, upset by my angry tone, good news! Thousands of hours, of content, are uploaded, to YouTube, every single minute. So, GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE, AND FUCK OFF!|NJB's '' "The Dumbest Excuse for Bad Cities"''
|People should give up, on North America, though. This is not doomerism, it's reality. If you have hope, for North America, you've come to the wrong channel. My content is, only, intended for people with the money, and means, to, permanently, relocate, from the US or Canada to somewhere in Europe. This is why I block my critics, rather than engage. My loyal fans will, gladly, defend me, against criticism, too.|NJB's [[Bluesky]] post directed at his critics in September 2023}}
{{Infobox person
|image = Idiot grifter scumbag.jpg
|powerword = Jason Slaughter
|occupation = [[YouTube]] ranter, writer, scam artist, male prostitute, propagandist
|gender = self-described "Cisgendered Male"
|years active = 2017-present
|nationality = [[Canadian]] cosplaying as a [[Dutchie]]
|website = [https://www.notjustbikes.com official propaganda site]<br>[https://www.youtube.com/user/NotJustBikes JewTube channel]}}
'''NotJustBikes''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Jason Slaughter''') is an 80-year-old [[Canada|Cuntnadian]] billionaire [[Elon Musk|grifter]] with severe anger issues who became a refugee in [[Pervert|Amsterdam]] because he is a [[USI|selfish entitled scumbag]] and hates [[Toronto|the fake London]] with a burning passion. He is the ultimate cynical [[doomer]] and will quickly block you if you disagree with his hatred for North American public transport. As expected, NJB is a racist who hates [[India|curry niggers]]. NJB fans are about as obnoxious and immature as [[MrEnter]] fans.

==History==
NotJustBikes was born in the fake London to a rich family. He inherited billions and used the money to travel around the world on sex tourism trips. He married a 30-year-old stripper at age 70. In 2017, NJB started making anti-Murican propaganda videos.

==Criminal record==
In March 2018, NJB became inspired by [[Nikolas Cruz]] to shoot up Toronto city hall. However, because [[Trudeau]] hates gunz and freedumb, NJB was forced to settle for angrily cursing out the councillors and then going on a stabbing rampage. Before security could remove him from the building, NJB had already bought a one-way ticket to Amsterdam. He became stateless in 2019 and then fraudulently obtained Dutch citizenship in 2023. The [[Geert Wilders]] regime hates the woke faggot Truedolt and therefore refuses to extradite NJB to Canaduh. Not even the Donald Trump regime with its love of mass incarceration wants to extradite and imprison NJB in an [[hell|Americunt federal prison]].

==Personality==
NJB has severe anger issues. Criticism or disagreement with him or his fanbase is not allowed. NJB and his fanboys falsely assume all of North America is a lost cause and will forever be one giant carbon copy of Houston. Their ignorant generalising of entire continents places polar opposite cities such as Phoenix and NYC in the same categories. In true [[internet tough guy]] fashion, NJB will pull a bait and switch whenever his lies are refuted. He even hates his own fans and will only respond to his fellow rich people who pay premium on [[Patreon]] to message him. NJB is a frequent user of [[Bluesky]]. NJB is a [[socialist]] despite being one of the wealthiest people alive. He is extremely selfish and uncharitable.

Unfortunately, since NJB is a grifter and master manipulator, he successfully lied and cheated his way to 15 million YouTube subscribers and millions of views on each of his propaganda videos. He acts like he's the pimp of the urban planning community and decides who deserves to be forgiven for their past misdeeds. Because [[JewTube]] and its stupid "algorithm" bullshit since 2019 has been rigged and biased in favour of whatever clickbait is designed to provoke outrage and fear, NJB has become the most popular and famous urban planning internet personality. Due to his love of censorship, NJB has never received any penalties for his lies and violations of the "misinformation" rule. Not even his video mindlessly bashing [[Houston]] and generalising all of North America as a carbon copy of Houston was flagged and taken down like it deserves. Meanwhile, the still-negative but lightyears better video by [[Philadelphia|Alan Fisher]] criticising [[Denver]] was taken down after being reported by NJB fanboy and angry Denver suburbanite Jason Spelts. NJB even blocked and sent death threats to fellow leftist [[Albuquerque|CityNerd]] because CityNerd hates Dallas with a burning passion but likes Houston for some obscure reason.

==Bigotry==
NJB is a racist who hates [[India|curry niggers]]. He is also a ravaging anti-Semite who hates [[Jooz]]. He permanently cut off all contact with his lesbian daughter because she re-settled in [[NYC|New Amsterdam]] (instead of the old Amsterdam) and married a Jewish [[Ausfag]] girl. NJB started a whole subreddit named r/fuckcars which has an admirable goal of criticising [[cancer|car culture]], but in practice is just an endless circle [[Randal O'Toole|jerk off in a jitney]] of repeating the same old liberal propaganda about North America being supposedly doomed.

NJB is close allies with neo-nazi supporter [[Hungary|Adam Something]] (aka Azov Nothing), a fake Marxist with similar extreme anger issues, hatred of MuRiCa, a sexual fetish for "[[gypsy|Roma People]]", and censoring of any disagreement. As expected, both NJB and Azov Nothing are [[Vaush]] fanboys and accepted as members of the [[BreadTube]] cult. Other BreadTube commies who have promoted NJB propaganda videos include [[Hbomberguy]], [[BLM|Legal Eagle]], and [[Philosophy Tube]].

Other YouTube channels that have completely sold out (such as [[AVGN]]) are NJB fanboys.

NJB hates poor people. Are you really surprised?

==How to piss off NotJustBikes and his equally obnoxious fanbase==
*Remind them New York City exists and has good transit.
*Suggest [[truth|North America is not hopeless, and in fact is changing for the better]].
*Tell them to tone down the anger.
*Say Houston (though that city sucks too) is the best city ever.
*Tell any success story in North America or mention anything good happening there.
*Be even remotely positive or optimistic.
*Share links to videos by CityNerd or Alan Fisher.
*Suggest that the Netherlands is not a perfect country.
*Ask him, like, why, he uses, like, so many, unnecessary, commas, and, why, he, like, says, like, too, like, fucking, like, much, too.
*Tell him to act his age (83) instead of like a bratty teen girl.
*Be [[Jewish]] or [[Indian]].
*Be less wealthy than him.
*Remind him that [[fact|97% of people will never ever have the money or opportunity to move across an ocean and it's much much harder to make such a move than he suggests it is]].
*Ask him or his fanboys if they care at all about future generations.
*Tell him he displays the same characteristics as the [[MAGA]]ites he hates: older than 60, uneducated, white, lives in a bubble, paranoid, easily angered, insists on [[Burger King|having everything his way]] even when he knows he's objectively wrong, [[USI|thinks he's always right about everything]].
*Politely ask him not to interrupt you while you're trying to speak.
*Ask him how he became a refugee in a foreign country so easily and quickly.
*Ask him if his new passport is fake.
*Ask him how much he paid in bribes to become a Dutch citizen in less than 2 years.
*Tell him it's ignorant to generalise and stereotype.
*Use public transit in North America.
*Send him photos of missing middle housing in North America. Bonus points if the neighbourhood pictured is walkable.
*Tell the truth that cynical doomers are just as harmful to urbanist causes as car-addicted suburbanites have been.
*Compare him to [[Randal O'Toole]]
*Tell him that avoiding debates and blocking instead of engaging with critics makes you a coward.
*Tell him money can't buy happiness and there's more to life than money. Better yet, say that he wouldn't be angry 24/7 if money could buy happiness.
*Suggest that he see a therapist.
*Suggest that the real problem at hand is that NJB and his fanboys are brainwashed by sensationalist news media and live isolated in a bubble, and if they left their basements regularly they would see that North American is more than just a carbon copy of Houston.
*Ask him how he became a billionaire (hint: it wasn't through "hard work").
*Live anywhere west of the prime meridian.
*Remind him that Amsterdam was car-dependent at one point. Be advised, NJB and his fanboy army will certainly respond with the butthurt "but the US is worse!" argument.
*Ask him to cite sources.
*Show him any video by Oh the Urbanity!
*Show him this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqNiPVO5mAE
*Tell him his channel logo is lazily designed.
*Suggest that the solution to building passenger rail in North America is bipartisan support, not the "us vs. them" mentality.
*Call his gay lover Adam Something a nazi.
*Ask him how much he pays in taxes.
*Speak the truth that you are a coward if you decide to run away across an ocean instead of staying and fighting. Even better, state that people who want change have the obligation to stay and fight, and that running away makes the fight harder for everyone who doesn't have the option to leave.
*Ask where he got his plastic surgery.
*Tell him RMTransit makes better videos.
*Ask him where he convinced RMTransit to get weight loss surgery.
*Ask him why he brainwashed RMTransit into hating American light rail.
*Tell him to stop trying to corrupt RMTransit.
*Tell him he has privilege.
*Point out that for a non-American who hates MuRiCa with a burning passion, NJB sure exemplifies the American cultural values of anger, aggression, the "fuck you, got mine" mentality, and love of [[tranny|gender confusion]].
*Point out that selfsihly putting his own personal desires first at the expense of everyone else in North America by running away across an ocean like a coward was an act of rugged individualism.
*Call him a racist.
*Call him a [[hypocrite]].
*Ask him if he smokes weed.
*Ask him if he plays [[Minecraft]].
*Ask him how many women he's had sex with.
*Tell him he sounds similar to [[Tucker Carlson]].
*Invite him to a debate.
*Remind him that even the similarly nasty and arrogant [[Randal O'Toole]] is not afraid to debate his enemies.
*Ask him what type of home he lives in (hint: it's a single-family detached McMansion).
*Ask him how he got from Toronto to Amsterdam (hint: he flew in a private jet).
*Disagree with him or his fanboys.
*Tag him on social media.
*Ask him if he's really actually too busy to take messages or just hates peasants.
*Ask him what he's done to help the oppressed [[negroes]], [[gays]], [[trannies]], and abortion seekers he pretends to care about when discussing how terrible the USA is.
*Ask him why he talks so damn slow.
*Ask him if there's anything he likes about North America.
*Report his stupid propaganda videos for misinformation.
*Refer to negroes/blacks with a lowercase b.
*Call him smug, arrogant or narcissistic.
*Show him photos of urban freeways in Amsterdam (they exist).
*Tell him [[Vancouver]] has the best local police department of any city in the world.
*Call him selfish, impatient or entitled.
*Say capitalism is better than socialism.
*Ask him if he voted for Geert Wilders.
*Imitate the calls of Canada geese.
*Fact check any of his lies.
*Ask him if he's ever donated to charitable causes.
*Ask him if he's had a heart attack or stroke yet.
*Tell him to do better research for his propaganda videos.
*Ask him what real Dutch people think of his videos (spoiler alert: they hate him and want to deport his ass to Canada).
*Ask him if he got any STDs from decades of wild sex parties before he married a 30-year-old stripper.
*Tell him [[Tokyo]] has better public transport than Amsterdam.
*Tell him [[Belgium]] is a superior country to the Netherlands.
*Create alt accounts to bypass his cowardly blocks he imposes to censor his critics.
*Ask him what he has done to help improve North American cities.

== See Also ==

* [http://www.youtube.com/@NotJustBikes the propaganda source itself]
* [[Vaush]]
* [[Destiny]]
* [[Bluesky]]
* [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]

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