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Mrgirl Powerword: Max Karson{{jew}}), better known online as mrgirl, is an jewish pedophile domestic abuser known for his [[Scumbag|positive review of the Netflix movie Cuties.]] He makes, in his, own words "challenging non-partisan social commentary", pretty much the equivalent of a breadtuber but with more pedophilic content. Having graduated from the [[Columbine|University of Colorado]] with a [[Feminazis|women's studies major,]] he's gone on to take pleasure in saying and doing the dumbest shit imaginable attention, He's extremely afraid of two things: Becoming irrelevant and black people for some reason. Basically, he is an attention-whore of the highest caliber. 

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==From Humble Beginnings==
Growing up with [[Lesbain|two moms]], being that his mother was in fact a lesbo, Max's political opinions throughout the years were brought on by his liberal upbringing, growing up in some shithole in Massachusetts Karson first got the attention he autistically craved when some [[Seung-Hui Cho|General Cho]] decided to go apeshit and lower the population at Virginia Tech.  For Karson however, Instead of feeling sorry for the victims that were senselessly slaughtered in a school shooting, Karson argued that you should really feel sorry for the Ch0 in his [[Epic Fail|schools newspaper]]. Speaking of his newspaper...

==[[Shit no one cares about|Newspaper]]==
Like every liberal trendy, Karson, for one reason or another started up his shitty [[newspaper]] called "[[Bigfoot|The Yeti]]". There is so much hilarious shit in the newspaper, how his autistic ideals and writings ever got past a printing press and into circulation is beyond anyone's understanding, including, but not limited to:
* Making a strange Manifesto of how to "fix" the Asian population within the United States 

{{quote|The hunt will then begin.

When I blow my whistle, we will scatter in every direction and catch as many Asians as possible. Make sure to pay special attention to the Rec Center, the UMC, the math and engineering buildings and Lollicup. If you're not sure if someone is an Asian, give them a calculus problem to do in their head. If they get it right, net 'em.

Captured Asians will be dragged to my apartment on the Hill and hog-tied. Once they're all secured in my living room, "Phase 2" will come into effect.

The Asians' reformation will begin with a 100-round beer pong tournament. They will listen to "It's a Small World" on repeat while they play.

When the tournament is finished, the Asians will then be forced to eat bad sushi from Hapa-with forks. When all the sushi is gone, they will be permitted to sleep for four hours, but the entire time I will shout through a megaphone, over and over, "Why didn't you make enough Wiis?!"

In the morning, the Asians will arrange themselves in rows, if they haven't naturally done so already. I will stand in front of them and hold up a card with the name of an emotion on it such as, "sad," or "surprised." The Asians must then make a facial expression to match the word on the card. Any Asian who remains deadpan or makes the wrong face will be tickled until they pee. When all Asians make the correct face at the same time, the game will end, but then they will be yelled at for being conformists.

The Asians will then be allowed to play "Dance Dance Revolution." However, the game will be rigged so that the Asians will receive no points, regardless of how robotically they dance.

Any Asian who tries to escape will be butterfly-netted and sent back to my apartment for another "Phase 2." Anyone caught speaking any language other than English will be kissed on the lips.

Once the Asian spirit has been broken, "Phase 3" will begin. Before we let the Asians go, we will go to their homes and redecorate them in a traditional American style. We will replace their rice cookers with George Foreman Grills, their green tea mochi with fried Snickers bars, and their rice rockets with Hummers. And booster seats.

When "Phase 3" is complete, the Asians will be released.

Now, I understand that this plan may upset some of you Asian readers, but the only other way to make peace would be to expel you. If you're smart, you'll turn yourselves in now, and it will all be over in a few days.

Besides, look on the bright side-we're not going to put you through anything we haven't put ourselves through, and we all turned out fine.}}
* Exposing his Pedophile principle for being a pedo, and getting [[Lolwut|charged with harassment]]. 
* Writing tons of retarded shit that could be misconstrued as racist and sexist
* Telling his lesbo mom to fuck off 
* [[Do it faggot|Threatening his university]]
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