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[[File:Mpreg birth.jpg|thumb|300px|The end result of Mpreg.]]

One day, [[fanfic|fanfiction]] writers everywhere wondered "How can we make [[slash|slash fic]] even [[MOAR]] messed up?" Thus came the birth of Mpreg, which means [[pregnant]] [[man|male]] and was most likely inspired by the film ''Junior'', starring [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and [http://www.myspace.com/dannydevito a midget].

Of course, if fantards weren't bad enough, Furries had to get into the act to turn this shit up to 11 and add their own [[Sick Fuck]] spin on things!

[http://mpregcentral.activeboard.com/t45870004/birth-picture/ HOLY SHIT THEY KNOW ABOUT US!]

==Mpreg [[OL]]==
[[Image:Snapesnogger-mpreg.png|thumb|left|Even [[Snapesnogger|Snapesnogger's]] in on the mpreg [[not|fun]]]]

Mpreg is extremely popular in the [[Harry Potter]] fandom, because being a wizard means you can totally get men knocked up. It is also popular in the [[Invader Zim]] fandom, because Zim wears a dress and probably has a [[vagina]]. [[DeviantART]] and [[y!Gallery]] are premiere Mpreg browsing grounds. More often than not, if you are an [[fag|Mpreg enthusiast]], you are also a fan of [[Snapesnogger]] or [[M. Chaos|Kamatari-Fan]].

Fuckin' creepy.

===How to make an Mpreg story===
[[Image:MPREG SoraxRikusmall.JPG|thumb|fap fap fap]]

#Take your favorite [[slash]] pair.
#Have them [[buttsex|fuck]], one of them gets pregnant.
#Tell all your fellow middle aged female fanfic fans so they can [[Mecha-Dildo|masturbate]].
#???
#Profit!

The most well-beloved MPreg fanfic is Harry Potter fandom's [http://mpreg.brain-insane.com/harpot/subjugation1-8.html "Subjugation,"] where Snape's personality is switched with that of your typical [[animu]] uke stereotype and he gets [[butthurt]] from being raped [[Over 9000|over nine thousand times]]. Seriously, you tell me anyone that wrote twenty-five chapters of this shit isn't batshit crazy.

Although, not nearly as insane as anyone attempting to read this [[TL;DR]] piece of crap.

===Lulzy Example===

{{quote|He looks at Lelouch's stomach. Perfectly flat. His hips are very narrow, too. It's unlikely that he'd be able to carry a child.|from [https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5337515/1/Complex "Complex"] by [https://www.fanfiction.net/u/906198/RobinRocks RobinRocks] Go flame!}}
No fucking shit, Sherlock. The author of this shit [[Code Geass]] fanfiction totally ignores the fact that semen inside the ass of a [[faggot|male body]] can't carry fucking anything except [[AIDS]]. But, apparently it's the "very narrow hips" that can't carry a child.

Yet this is the average intelligence of any fucktard that reads/writes mpreg.

===A Lulzier Review:===

Kill these people with [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|fire]].

{{quote|This has been one of the most [[sickfuck|complicated]] fics I have ever read. I love reading Code Geass fics because they spin my [[vagina|mind]], but this one, well. It makes me think-and when I mean think, I mean, [[masturbate|really imagine and piece it together]]. Your last question, [[weeaboo|Author-san]], about Lelouch being [[lolwut|perganant]] or Suzaku being [[batshit|'loony']] really had me [[no life|contemplating this story for a long time]]. I love how it's dark and morbid, yet filled with [[semen|closure]]. Sure there is [[buttsecks|doubt]], but nonetheless, the question-and answer-for me has become irrelevant. Thank you for this little [[pr0n|treasure]]. I appreciate it and I appreciate [[you]].|[https://www.fanfiction.net/r/5337515/ YouDontKnowMe]}}



{{cg|The fangirls have spoken...|mpreg1gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Pregnantdooku.jpg|[[Animu]] mpreg
Image:Mpreg-sims2.jpg| mpreg invades [[the sims]]
Image:Fairly odd baby-mpreg.png|This is not [[rule 34]]. 
Image:onequestion,Zim.jpg|a typical Invader Zim slash [[fanart]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Snapesnogger-mpreg.png|[[snapesnogger]] strikes again!
Image:1238613353.xenopreddragon mpreg water broke-.jpg|Even the Predator is not safe!
Image:Cowcat-vegetampreg.jpg|[[Dragon Ball|Vegeta]] is preggers!
Image:Saiyanbabydaddy.jpg|"I love you, Son Gokuo."
Image:Pregnanthitler.jpg
</gallery>}}

==Male Pregnancy [[IRL]]==
[[Image:pogo0024.jpg|thumb|left|mpreg is not pretty.]]
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"Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am."|[[O rly]]?}}

[[Image:RealMpreg.jpg|thumb|200px|Why [[Jesus]] WWHYYY???]]
It's finally happened. The nightmare has finally come true. [[Thomas Beatie]] is the world's first 'pregnant man'.

This was originally though to be an [[April Fool's Day]] joke by [[Fox News]]. If only.

===. . . How???=== 
Thomas used to be a [[dyke|lesbian]]. We can tell by the [[neckbeard]]. It originally decided to become a man because Hawaii does not consider [[faggots]] to be equal to humans. However <b>Thomas Beatie is not really a man</b> because it does not have a [[cock]]. Before the operation it decided to keep its [[cunt]], which is how it managed to get [[pregnant]] in the first place. Thomas is therefore not really a man - just an uglier, hairier, smellier version of the [[dyke]] it was before. So it is not only an affront to nature, but a goddamn liar too. [[Image:Pregnant_Man.jpg|thumb|right|ED's own [[Riboflavin|Rybo]], knocked up.]] Thomas' faggotry known no bounds. As a [[lesbian]] it refused to ride on [[teh]] [[cock]] - only after it became a 'man' did it look for life-giving [[semen]] in an attempt to simulate [[buttsecks]], managing to get knocked-up in the process. The [[cum]] is from a donor who wishes to keep his identity a secret. No one blames him. But I'm male and pregnant.  :( Oh shit my water broke.

===Do-it-yourself mpreg!===
This is how to accomplish Mpreg [[IRL]].
#Get a gigantic [[dildo]].
#Grab a [[Sharpie]] and draw a smiley face on it.
#Shove it up a random dude's asshole.
#Wait nine months.
#Pull the gigantic dildo out of said dude's asshole.
#Wipe the [[shit]] and [[santorum]] off of it.
#A [[A winner is you|WINNAR]] IS [[YOU]][[oneoneone|!!!!1111!!!!]]

Have fun, you [[sick fuck]]!
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===Related videos===

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|<youtube>j7I2QBukJ4Y</youtube><center>'''Like everything else, Chris Chan even ruins Mpreg'''</center>
|<youtube>N9XfL8cRoo0</youtube><center>'''The edited version'''</center>
|<youtube>DtfLjUJ2XfY</youtube>
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==In Furry==
[[Furry|furries]] are sick fucks who also get off on this. However, being furries, it's always [[over 9000]] times worse. In the furry world, mpreg comes in three fruity flavors: [[Pregfur#Oviposition|Oviposition]], regular mpreg and [[trap|Sex change]] or [[TF]] mpreg. 

Commonly mpreg is the product of [[fags]] wishing [[longcat|god]] would repeal the [[b&]] on breeding he so rightly made for them. In all reality, mpreg is the reason why [[longcat|god]] sent [[Raptor Jesus]] down to enforce the banhammer on any fags trying to [[breeders|breed]] [[anal]]ly. The fags [[BAWWW]]ed, then drew shit like this to [[hell|flip god the bird]].



===How do Male Furries get Pregnant?===

Glad you asked, you [[sick fuck]]:

<big><b>Facefucking</b></big>
[[image:3dicks.gif|thumb|250px|right|Technically he/she/it/they could get pregnant three times. All at once.]]
Since furries love [[teh]] [[cock]], life-giving [[semen]] is usually guzzled down the throat. The [[cum]] then swims around the furry's stomach, implanting itself in the stomach. As the infant grows, the belly expands, giving the impression that the "male" furry is pregnant.

This scenario, however, is unlikely (but all of the [[shitty]] fetishes are, [[amirite]]?). The swelling is not caused by a developing cub. The belly expands because of the amount of [[cum]] the [[furfags]] have been guzzling down. You can hear it slosh as it moves.

<big><b>In the Ass</b></big>

Since all [[Mpreg]] [[furfags]] are outrageously [[gay]], they all like to take it in the pooper. How else does the fetus get there? After [[fucking]] their partners shitless, a sperm plants itself into the colon (or in some cases, a special womb growing out of the colon), where the baby starts to grow. Since all furries like to see themselves as [[lies|sexy]], they draw themselves with large stomachs instead of the enormous asses they really have.

Getting pregnant in the ass explains why so many furries are [[gay]] - they have been dwelling in [[shit]]-filled holes since they were conceived. The desire to [[fuck]] other males in the ass is really the desire to return to the "womb", the safest place in the world at least until [[AIDS]] came along.

<big><b>Hermaphrodites</b></big>

Some furries are both male and female. Some manage to impregnate themselves. This is proof that even [[fap|masturbation]] doesn't count as safe sex. Often the reason shemale furries manage to impregnate themselves is because nobody in the right mind would [[fuck]] them. Not even other furries. And that's saying something.

Of course, there are two kinds of hermaphrodites. There are the kind that have female bodies and both parts downstairs (pictured), and the kind that have ''male'' bodies and both parts downstairs, usually called male-herms. Perhaps because they have [[pussy|pussies]], male-herms tend to be about 99.9% gay, which would explain their willingness to get knocked up at any and every possible opportunity.


<center><big>'''The horror...'''</big>
<gallery>
Image:Frazzy - kimono inukai.jpg|Count the fetishes, boys and girls!
Image:Vampire mpreg.jpg|Look how [[sick fuck|happy he is]]!
Image:Dakarai -corssdress-mpreg.png|[[Crossdressing]] mpreg [[Furry]]- it doesn't get much [[gay]]er.
Image:Baronpluto murray mpreg birth.jpg|Never fuck a [[snapesnogger|naga]].
Image:Engineskye mperg.jpg|Wait- he has udders?!?
Image:Jidane-mistake.jpg|[[Snapesnogger]] would be proud.
</gallery></center>

==External Links==
[[Image:Mpreg public service announcement.jpg|thumb|right|Use [[condoms]] or this will be you!]]
*[http://www.malepregnancy.com/ Mpreg IRL?]
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1474441/1/A_Second_Chance_At_Love A disgusting Lord of The Rings Fanfiction]. Make sure to [[flame|leave nice comments]].
*[http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa100400a.htm The Lee Mingwei pregnancy just a hoax]
*<s>[http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/article3578691.ece Oh Holy Fuck . . . ]</s> LOL 500 error
*<s>[http://ateros.com/pregnantmen/gallery/index.html This fandom is bigger than anyone ever imagined.]</s> 404 error.
* [http://rickandwardenfangirl4life.tumblr.com/ Your typical mpreg fan]

==See Also==

*[[Thomas Beatie]]
*[[Yaoi]]
*[[Fanfiction]]
*[[Snapesnogger]]
*[[M. Chaos]]
*[[Pregnophile]]
*[[Pregfur]]
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