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'''Microsoft Paint Adventures''' is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the [[Webcomic| webcomic medium]], [[Some Argue|which as we all know]], is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving [[Invader Zim|aliens]], weird plots that are beyond confusing (not to mention poorly written), [[Lolicon|underage kids in sexual relations]], and crazy-ass fans. Yet, this manages to be one of the only [[shit|good]] "webcomics" on the [[Internet|interbutts]]. The author, [[Jackass|Andrew Hussie]], is a [[Jew]] who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as weird-ass designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.  


[[File:00123-h.gif|thumb|right|Hussie revealing his love for the [[penis|cock.]]]]
[[File:477092_-_Crossover_Death_Homestuck_MS_Paint_Adventures_Problem_Sleuth_Terezi_Pyrope.gif|thumb|right|What Andrew actually produces.]]
[[File:Basement Dwellers.png|thumb|right|A rather accurate portrayal of Homestuck fans.]]
[[File:612900.png|thumb|right|Well developed Characters Hussie, [[Sarcasm|your writing transcends the heavens.]]]]

== Bard Quest and Jailbreak ==

In these two pieces of [[Shit|shit]] [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]], an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. [[Some argue|But if they were finished,]] they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without [[cumslut|sucking the fans pork-lances any harder.]] Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of [[Tim Buckley]], "[[Choose Your Own Adventure]]" comics were made [[Shit|much, much worse.]] [[Irony|Not that he is original or anything.]]

== Problem Sleuth ==
Problem Sleuth is the story of [[Internet Tough Guy|some detective dude]] and his two jerk-off buddies, Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery (bullshit backgrounds Hussie's [[Fan Art|fans drew]]). Eventually they get out and [[Cthulhu|other]] [[Shit nobody cares about|stupid shit]] happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable to be mentioned and solve puzzles too obscure for your [[Computer Science III|Webster dictionary]] to comprehend. Eventually they fight the Demon Orgy CockDick, because he's all [[Word| up in their shit and waving his junk up in there.]] They get pissed, shit happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for. Overall, an [[My Immortal|incoherent storyline]], unreadable art, and nothing you should ever even attempt read, unless [[You|you]] like to waste your time looking at horse dick.

== Homestuck ==

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The latest abomination to be flung into the world by Hussie. The plot is [[anime|confusing]], so we can barely describe what this shit is all about. HS has literally become the [[Naruto]] of webcomics, shitting out one of the most xenophiliac fandoms since [[Invader Zim]]. [[Forever alone|These people have literally made it their religon,]] saying [[what|"oh gog"]] instead of "oh god" ([[Shit no one cares about|never mind this is NOT HS canon]],) wanting to dump cum in a bucket, posting pictures of themselves "cosplaying" as characters [[Whore|in thigh highs]] (stay classy, [[Tumblr]]), buying shirts and [[Techno|rehashed fingernails-to-chalkboard music,]] and other ridiculous amounts of madness. [[some argue|Arguably]] the only good parts to this comic are the [[flash|animations]] in which the characters aren't rendered as 'sprites.' [[Fact|Most people are too lazy to look through the first "act", let alone the first few pages]]. This is where the majority of haters come from, and they somehow manage to be even DUMBER than the fanbase. A scientific breakdown shows that the haters are 97% procrastinating 12-year-old boys that play [[Call of Duty|Cunt of Diarrhea]], 2% [[bronies]] butthurt over a "lack of [[AIDS|ponies,]]" and 1% [[anime]] fans that learned this isn't an anime (anime is much more confusing.)

You start by reading [[What|Zork: The Webcomic]]. The reader then wades through 1000 pages of [[Shit nobody cares about|plot]] with some kids named [[Retard|John]], [[Goth|Rose]], and [[Hipster|Dave]]. Then later stuff happens and then [[OMG]] somehow a meteor comes and the world ends and stuff. However, [[Nobody cares|no one seems to care]] because they're still playing a [[E.T.|vidjogame]]. Oh yeah, and [[internet tough guy|Dave]] or some shit starts feeling sexually confused by a bunch of puppets with large asses. But it's ok, because they rape him. But don't worry,[[Buttsecks|anal rape]] is a customary practice for his household, so you don't have to worry about the comic ending there. 

And then, more shit happens. John enters the [[Party Van|realm]] of [[Charles Manson|a flying spaghetti monster]] and proceeds to pissrape all of these monsters. Later he [[An hero|randomly dies]], [[Doctor Who|BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT WAS JUST AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE]]. Dave has now somehow obtained time travel or something because future Dave gave past Dave magic floating turntables which have no conceivable existence before then. Andrew calls it "weird time shit", which is a bullshit excuse for a deus ex machina. Also, the fourth main character is finally introduced, after [[Over nine thousand|over $400000]] of shit art. And guess what? She's a [[furry]]. 

[[DO NOT WANT|Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with green semen or some shit. No need to elaborate on this.]] Then, after meeting a bunch of aliens that everyone jizzes their pants over, the kids hitch a ride on a meteor with a one way ticket to [[Hell|Chuck E. Cheese's]].

Trolls are the main draw to Homestuck, as there are 12 of them and they are [[sluts|"naturally bisexual"]].  That leads fans to assume that they will fuck anything that moves, just because the fans themselves will [[basement dwellers|FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES]]. Hussie, realizing his mistake, decides to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|reset the comic]] for presumed "lulz," but the lulz are missing because they got mugged by [[Gary Niger|a black guy]].

But wait, there's more! In a [[bullshit|stunning]] twist, Hussie decides to [[Delete Fucking Everything|kill fucking everyone]] in his goddamn shitstorm of a comic, making all his [[retards|fans]] flip the fuck out. [[Yes]], he managed to troll his fan base. Yes, there were some [[lulz]]. [[No]], it does not mean the fanbase wised up and stopped being lolcows.

But they weren't dead, because of alternate timeline/deus ex machina bullshit, and then he introduces more shitstain excuse for characters, repeating the process infinitely.

In all actuality, he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere like you wouldn't even imagine. An actual video game is coming out in 2014, thanks to the efforts of [[Bobby Kotick|the owner of the world's largest Jew Gold refinery]].

=== How To Become Part of the Fandom ===


1. Go to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/| the site.]

2. Skip to Act 5.

3. [[?????|Question marks]].

4. [[Profit]] like a [[Wal-Mart]] in a [[white trash]] community.

=== Insane Asylum Rantings ===
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Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening. - experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain! - experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Also, I was complaining, not whining. - experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. *not sure if sarcastic response or just reality* - I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie! - experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness. - I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)|Typical Homestuck Fans}}</center>



=== GAIAONLINE STEALS R STUFFZ!!1!! ===


<s>Also, anybody who uses [[Gaiaonline|Gaia Online]] will know about the stupid ordeal going on lately.</s> ''Seriously, who the fuck goes on gaia?'' <s>Basically, Gaia made a few knockoff Homestuck items and all of the fanboys went into rage mode. The ringleader? Hussie's white knight girlfriend. 
[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/allowei/571614/?_gaia_t_=718]</s> ''No one'' cares about gaia, shit-butt.
<s>There's her OWN special little Gaiaonline account, where she can be seen wearing a "Walking Dead" tshirt, meaning she OBVIOUSLY has nothing against marketing and advertising on Gaia, that is, until her precious Hussie is involved. Then, shit hits the fan, and you have every lonely, bored neckbeard of a Homestuck fan railing so far up your ass you can taste it.</s> ''Once again, nobody gives a shit, you stupid sack of cum residue.''

=== Dating Service ===

The autistic fucks that actually enjoy this complicated shit have decided to open up a dating service for people in their fandom. It's filled with a bunch of [[13-year-old_boy|13 year old boys]] and [[16-year-old_girl|16 year old girls]]. You can find the virgins and their profiles [http://dateline413.tumblr.com here.]

== Characters of Homestuck==

For some reason, Andjew decided to color-code his ridiculously two-dimensional characters so his [[fangirls]] could tell them apart.

*<span style="color:blue">'''John'''</span>: A young [[Gay|heterosexual]] male who likes [[cocks|gushers]] and has a [[fetish]] for old women, notably ones that lead to [[incest]]. He has no personality whatsoever.
*<span style="color:#D462FF">'''Rose'''</span>: An [[emo|emo]] know-it-all [[cunt]] who's smarmy and predictable. Enjoys watching a '''[[furry]]''' unleash [[genocide]] on a planet while [[Fap|masturbating]] to [[Cthulhu]] preforming [[goatse]] on LSD.
*<span style="color:red">'''Dave'''</span>: A [[Weeaboo|wannabee.]] His brother has a thing for puppets, which leads to Dave's eventual rape. He still thinks he's hot shit because his anus is redder than a Jew's nose from all of the objects that entered it. He claims everything he does is for [[irony|ironic purposes]].
*<span style="color:lime">'''Jade'''</span>: [[Furry]] cosplayer, [[whore|precog]], and so boring she gave herself narcolepsy. No one cares about this [[Whore|bitch]], moving on. 
*'''The [[Gay|Guardians]]''': Two neglectful parents too busy doing fuck-all in this shitty universe to watch their kids, [[Charles Darwin]], and an [[Weeaboo|animu nerd]].
*'''Jack''': Some asswipe in a legal department that shanked a [[negress|niggeress]], took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of [[White Trash|people]] from [[Wal-Mart|another planet]].
The [[Moar]] Children:
*<span style="color:cyan">'''Jane'''</span>: [[White|WASP]] bitch who likes baking. Boring as shit, except when she flips the fuck out. Also got rejected by Jake because she's a [[faggot| fucking fat ass]].
*<span style="color:fuchsia">'''Roxy'''</span>: Drunken [[GOTIS|haxxor]] who has a dysfunctional relationship with her [[MILF|mother.]] 
*<span style="color:orange">'''Dirk'''</span>: [[Gay]]. One of the few characters who manages not to fuck up every single thing they do, but [[Emo|hates himself]] anyway.
*<span style="color:green">'''Jake'''</span>: [[Faggot|Indiana Jones wannabe]] with a [[murder|gun kink.]] Bisexual and a complete fuckwit.
The <s>Devils</s>Trolls:
*<span style="color:maroon">'''Aradia'''</span>: [[sick fuck|Necrophiliac]] robot. Considering how little personality she has, Maid of Void would have been a better role.
*<span style="color:#a15000">'''Tavros'''</span>: [[Cripple]] that speaks like a complete retard that can't correctly formulate sentences. Every teenage girl going through their pubescent spouts will somehow relate this character as some kind of submissive ass-[[slave]] for every other.
*<span style="color:#a1a100">'''Sollux'''</span>: [[basement dweller|l33t haxx0r]]. [[srs bsns]] here! Has no plot function and then dies, appropriate for the Mage of Doom.
*<span style="color:#626262">'''Karkat'''</span>: [[short man syndrome|SMALL MAN.]] [[Goatse|LARGER ANUS]]. Self conscious about his appearance and his relationships, he's about as close to one of these pathetic fantards as it gets.
*<span style="color:#416600">'''Nepeta'''</span>: [[Furry]] who obsesses over fictional relationships between her online friends. Every Homestuck reader in one character.
*<span style="color:#008141">'''Kanaya'''</span>: [[My Immortal|Lesbian Vampire.]] Hussie needed to pander to an even wider range of people at around this time in the comic, and he decided introducing the [[faggot|homosexual]] community to his "art" was a good idea. So every other little '''[[gay]]''' [[16-year-old girl|girl]] identifies with this one, seeing as they have [[unwarranted self-importance]]. Kanaya herself enjoys lipstick and fashion, and therefore is not even a proper lesbian.
*<span style="color:teal">'''Terezi'''</span>: [[No one|Who cares?]] [[what|Can see through smell, even after her eyes were FUCKING BURNED BY THE SUN.]] Has a choice ass.
*<span style="color:#005682">'''Vriska'''</span>: [[GOTIS]]. Telepathic psycho bitch who killed her friends. Nobody seems to be bothered by her doing this. 
*<span style="color:darkblue">'''Equius'''</span>: [[Mr. Hands]]. Obsessed with steroids and horse dicks, and builds [[Vibrator|anal stimulators]].
*<span style="color:indigo">'''Gamzee'''</span>: [[Juggalo]]. Kills everybody. Is not reprimanded for this even by the people whom he kills. 
*<span style="color:purple">'''Eridan'''</span>: [[hipster|Hipster faggot]]. Harry Potter obsessive who tries to wreck shit but is then sawn in half by Kanaya.
*<span style="color:#77003C">'''Feferi'''</span>: [[shit nobody cares about|Once again, who really gives a shit]]? The Royal Whore or something who stuffs fish sticks up her butt and has no plot relevance at all.
The [[Moar]] Trolls:
*<span style="color:red">'''Kankri'''</span>: [[White Knight]]. Also the epitome of a social justice blogger. [[Truth|Everyone in the omniverse is currently trying to get a restraining order against this asshole]].
*<span style="color:maroon">'''Damara'''</span>: [[Weeaboo]]. [[DO NOT WANT|Gives extremely sexual commentary in bad Japanese to anybody she meets.]]
*<span style="color:#a15000">'''Rufioh'''</span>: Basically the troll equivalent of Dante Basco. Also into [[bestiality]].
*<span style="color:#a1a100">'''Mituna'''</span>: [[Retard]], former psychic. Died in a marching accident.
*<span style="color:#416600">'''Meulin'''</span>: Deaf nekogirl who takes horns up her ass from her clearly insane and evil boyfriend.
*<span style="color:#008141">'''Porrim'''</span>: [[Tits or GTFO]]. Giant whore who has spent most of eternity getting [[Buttsecks|her ass pounded]] by [[Cthulhu]].
*<span style="color:teal">'''Latula'''</span>: [[Girl Gamer|guuuuurl g4m3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] As annoying as real-life counterparts. Does not appear to have ever done anything of note, something Homestuck fans can relate to.
*<span style="color:#005682">'''Aranea'''</span>: [[shit nobody cares about|Possible gigantic lesbian for Meenah]]. Talks too fucking much. One of the only two likeable Moar Trolls.
*<span style="color:darkblue">'''Horuss'''</span>: Rufioh's [[butt buddy]].  He is the <s>Engineer</s>He's too much of a shitty character to be the [[engineer]]. Plus, he never builds any [[Prosthetic Penis|Sentries]].
*<span style="color:indigo">'''Kurloz'''</span>: [[STFU|Mute]]. Gay mime who is secretly in cahoots with Gamzee, an equally two-dimensional and pointless character.
*<span style="color:purple">'''Cronus'''</span>: Ice-less version of the [[Adventure Time|Ice King]]. No one loves him because he's a [[pedophile]] and looks like a faggot.
*<span style="color:#77003C">'''Meenah'''</span>: [[bitch|A psycho]]. Generally bitchy to everybody, and idolises her post-Scratch self who is a megalomaniacal galactic genocidal bitch queen. One of the only two likeable Moar Trolls.
[[Faggots|Cherubs]]:
*'''<span style="color:red">Caliborn</span>/<span style="color:#2ed73a">Calliope</span>''': Some sort of [[asexual]] green anal hair.  He/She share the same body.  This thing represents the Homestuck fandom. Calliope is a whiny fangirl bitch, while Caliborn is a dumb angry fag who later becomes a giant goddamn demon asshole.
The gigantic prick of an author:
*'''Andrew''': The other [[Mr. Hands]]. Faps to his own characters and claims he [[Bestiality|will be yours if you give him a horse to fuck]]. For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to [[Self-insert|add himself as a character]].

== "Shipping" ==
This is the only reason anyone reads this piece of cocksalad. Andjew has admitted this himself. He's even invented 3 other types of sex practices to accommodate for them. They are as follows:

*Kismesis (♠): Where you fuck someone you don't really like to give them STDs. Bonus points if they die. 

*Moirail (♦): [[you|Friend Zone]]

*Matesprit (♥): Sex with someone who is not quite pathetic enough, deeming them as an acceptable cock sleeve for desperate losers.

*Auspistice(♣): Essentially a threeway with two people who couldn't do it alone without it looking too gay.


== [[1:00|What time is it?]] ==

{{cg|MSPAINT [[ADVENTURE TIME]]|mspagallery|center|<gallery>
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Image:Hussie_approved.jpg|Andrew approves.
Image:huss say that to my face fogggpt.jpg| You're welcome
Image:honk.png|This a rough approximation of Homestuck's [[Buttsecks|character development]].
Image:662926_-_Equius_Zahhak_Homestuck_Lusus_MS_Paint_Adventures.jpg|Also, [[bestiality]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:585934.jpg|Also, cripple porn.
Image:HSwetdreams.png|What every HS fan dreams of. Still more acceptable than [[bronies]]' fantasies.
Image:Ruining anime cons.png|Anime Cons: Ruined Forever
Image:alien-mangina-vibrations.png|The average Homestuck panel.
Image:HAMSTEAK FAV ANIME.PNG|HOT TITTIES
Image:Chris chan sollux.png|[[Chris-chan|Fashion passes. Style is forever]].
Image:Hamstake.gif
Image:Hussie my true hero.jpg|The
Image:Hussssie.jpg|Jew
Image:Huss fag.jpg|Himself
Image:STAHP JAKE.png|Piss Porn
Image:Fat Vriska.png|Can't go wrong with the [[fat]] [[fetish]]!
Image:HOMESTUCK GAYPON.gif|EVERYTHING IN A NUTSHELL
Image:JAKE STAHP2.png|[[Team Fortress 2|JARATE!]]
Image:HmamSTEAK INCEST.jpg
Image:Homedt DAVE.jpg
Image:Hamstake yaoi.gif
Image:Homestuck slut pr0n.jpg
Image:Ham jake sadnwich.png|LOOK @ JAKE EAT THAT WHOLE SANDWICH HE’S GETTING MAYO ALL OVER HIS FACE WOW HE MUST BE HUNGRY
</gallery>|}}

== External Links ==

*[http://www.mspaintadventures.com The terribly formatted homepage]
*[http://www.mspaforums.com/ This is where most of the aspies wander]
*[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/ Another shitty wiki full of aspies. Go ahead, just look]
*[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/User:Per_Ankh   Aspie proof source]

== See Also ==
*[[Webcomics]]
*[[Fandom]] (Currently not on the Top Ten Worst Fandoms list)
*[[My Little Pony]], one of the things worse than MSPaint Adventures.
*[[Newgrounds]] - on 10/25/11, Hussie uploaded a flash file on to Newgrounds. Cue his [[Fangirl|fangirls]] [[DoS|driving up the site traffic]] so much [[Epic Win|that Newgrounds crashed.]]
*[[TL;DR]]
*[[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]], one of the actually decent things Andjew pissed out of his narrow urethra.
*[[Tumblr]] Where the majority of fans are.

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