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[[Image:Titties.jpeg|right|250px|This is good.]]
[[Image:Boobsthatarebooblessss.jpg|right|250px|Without nipples boobs are pointless.]]
[[Image:Nemnemboobs.jpg|right|250px|wtf]]
'''Tits''' (Also known as titties, boobs, and other terms too stupid to name) are the slang for '''breast''', one of two gelatinous formations on a female chest. They are the least hidden part of female human anatomy as well as the most jealously guarded. Since the dawn of man, tits have commonly been used as a form of [[Prostitution|currency]] and have recently been used to gain seats of high power and influential offices (see: ''[[Sarah Palin]]'').

If a woman's tits suck, she may experience certain side effects such as:
*Being forced to actually put any amount greater than zero into daily endeavors 
*Developing a sense of humor or something other than a completely irrelevant and useless personality 
*A massive chasm where inexhaustible self entitlement and free fabulous cash and prizes would otherwise be
So remember ladies, if God gave you crappy boobs, that's because he hates you and wants you to suffer, and rightfully so.

==Types==
[[Image:Jennyhill.jpg|right|250px|Big floppy chocolate tits.]]
Tit quality has been scientifically proven to determine 99.9% of a woman's usefulness to society. The better the tits, the less brainpower nature will deem it necessary to allot her. Women with great tits are stupid enough to keep their annoying dreams and desires from hindering the Greater Good of Mankind. Here's a few types of tits and their results:
*'''[[Fat|Sloppy]]''': Sloppy tits are the kind of boobs that are so fat and unattractive that before the third chick walks into the porno, you find yourself projectile vomiting on your computer screen. They get their name from the mesmerizing sway and jiggle that often comes with the classic case of [[Lotus Breast|sloppy tittitus]].
*'''[[Delicious flat chest|Invisible]]''': ''Invisitits'' are the boobs that unattractive skinny chicks have. These are the kind that gets [[pedophiles]] and [[weeaboos]] wet.
*'''[[Breast implants]]''': The kind that [[13-year-old boys]] want to touch
*'''[[Man boobs]]''': Man boobs are boobs belonging to a man that is overweight. Unfortunately, wherever real boobs can be found on display in a public area man boobs are always in [[Stalker|close proximity]].

==Videos==
Seriously? Fourteen million porn sites at your disposal and you want to look at porn ''here''? Huh, whatever.
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==Gallery==
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Image:Milking machine.gif|And that woman grew up to be Jessica Alba!
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Image:Tit painting.gif|Oh I get it, das bluerednipplepaint is Russian for paper, very good.
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File:Grindy noisecore tape re-realise on cd's album cover.jpg|[[music|Noisecore]] bands always manage to bring the tone down.
Image:Bouncyboobs.gif|Oh lawdy
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Image:Bouncingtitties.gif|[[lemonparty|More titties on the internet than anywhere else.]]
Image:Another mom.jpg|Paul's mom's tits.
Image:Bigboobs.gif|Now in your favorite anime!
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Image:DEM BOOBS.png
Image:Tits.gif| Gettin' 'em ready for old men to milk!
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Image:MilkyBitchy2.gif|Our special females [[FUCK YEA|so very dairy as the cows]]
Image:MeghanWilkinsAKARisikaChanTits.JPG|Bonus lulz when you get them on webcam
Image:LenaChenNude3.jpg|[[Lena Chen]] made history by receiving the first Muffin Top Implants
image:Lady J tits poster.jpg|Thanks [[demotivator]]. From now on you can be in charge of stating the obvious.
Image:Manboob.JPG|[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]
Image:Wikimania 2006 Kelly Martin2.jpg|Tits like these are the fucking worst. Stupid nerd girls and their cone tits.
Image:titsnew.jpg|In case you needed more proof that [[btards|/b/tards]] are virgins
Image:Iiinterstate naked.jpg|{{lj|user=iiinterstate}} Tits
Image:Busty.jpg
Image:TAYLORBOOB.jpg|A booby macro!
Image:Setroeflashing.jpg|Even small tits are still tits
Image:Epic_Boobs.jpg|And another
Image:Med.jpg|Look at those huge tits!
Image:ChevyChaseEuroTrip.jpg|Tits welcome globalisation. Rusty noes.
Image:Tits1.jpg|MOAR
Image:2994986947 af6225aa52.jpg|Even guys have tits(duh!). I mean what is the problem??
Image:TITS.jpg|Now that's what [[User:OldDirtyBtard|'''I''']] call tits.
Image:nicetits.jpg|She's gunna be an ugly 30 year old.
Image:rubbertitties.jpg|This is what you get when you get breast implants.
Image:Epicboobsposter70188131.jpg|And [[BBWchan|yet another]].
Image:Gazongers.jpg|In the right context, boobs can make a man's day.
Image:Manboobs.jpeg|Boobs are only appreciated on women.
Image:Boobie.JPG|This is a breast. It is a source of energy for the [[internets]].
Image:Breasts.jpg|These tits get fucked twice a day!
Image:BOOBS -D -D.jpg|Asian Porn gets cocks all warm!
Image:15 year old natural tits srsly.jpg|[[Jailbait|Can't believe she's 15 years old!]]
Image:B00b5.jpg|These boobs can fuck you up - [[In the ass|the ass]].
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Image:Nerdsboobimpression.jpg|How big are these boobs?
Image:Fat BLack Lady.jpg|Typical [[Sheneequa]] tits.
Image:Zeriaran4.jpg|Sloppy tits can sometimes be emo.
Image:Big-fat-tits.jpg|Some people like fat 'uns, but I think it is important to note that isn't a real cock.
Image:AlbinoTits.jpg|Some tits are [[DO NOT WANT]].
Image:Brandytaylor.gif|ZOMG TITTIEZ!!!
Image:Boobs.gif|Reverse, Reverse!
Image:Tittiesracket.gif|Rack-etball.
Image:Yellowtitties.gif|Brazilian girl resulting in undulating titties. 
Image:Wettitties.gif|Bathtub fun resulting in undulating titties. 
Image:BreastMilkSquirt.gif|Tits make milk for my lunch!
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Image:Russiantits.jpg|"Are you taking care of your breasts? Harden your nipples with daily washing in cold water."
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Image:Herm.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Wanna suck?]]
Image:Tits_SFW.jpg|[[Work safe]] tits, not an answer for [[Tits or GTFO]].
Image:Tits.jpg|Proper formatting is a plus.
Image:Sherri-shepherd-flat-earth-funbags.jpg|Big floppy tits can get you steady work! 
Image:Realnip.jpg|Real women have real nipples that you can hang your coat on.
Image:Alicia Loren with milky tits.jpg|Some tits are really nice and big and juicy, to produce milk for your coffee.
Image:Lorengothtits.jpg|Goth tits
Image:Motionboobs.jpg|Prepare for take off! 
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Image:Taylor.png|I fucking came.
Image:SloppyTITSwtf.jpg|These tits are horribly sloppy.
Image:Mantit.jpg|As are these.
Image:realboobies.jpg|Real boobies.
Image:Headphone_boobs.jpg|Weirdly that makes me want to kill myself :/
Image:man_bewbs.jpg|You can titty fuck your fat friend if it so pleases you.
Image:NiggerTits.jpg|Sheneequa tits.
Image:Zena.jpg|1000% natural tits.
Image:Uneventits.jpg|Symmetry FTW.
Image:Epicboobs.jpg|Moar epic boobs!
Image:TitFucking.gif|True tit fucking.
Image:Everquest2_girl.jpg|''[[EverQuest II]]'' has a lot of tits.
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Image:Collage_o_boobs.jpg|Unlimited Boob Works
Image:Boob Can Crush.gif
Image:Triple_Take_1101.jpg|Mutant tits
Image:Hottits.JPG|Denise Milani
Image:Fattits.jpg|Do not want.
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Image:Titphonesex.gif|[[sperm|She loves it]]
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Image:Angelina Jolie topless.gif|[[Angelina Jolie]]
Image:Titcummilf.jpg|[[shotacon|You know she likes em young]]
Image:Boob machine.jpg|Where to get tits.
Image:F-cup-cookie-box.jpg|[[Wut]]?
Image:Nuns have tits too.jpg
Image:Nerds_have_huge_boobs_too!.jpg|[[Nerds]] have huge boobs too!
Image:Titcakes.JPG|Now in edible form, courtesy from the [[Japan|Land of the Rising Sun]]!
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Image:Soapy fake boobs.jpg|You know you wanna wash them
Image:Best woman ever.jpg|God's gift to men.
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Image:Tits Ahoy.jpg|Double your tits or ''double'' your money back.<small> - A. Bester</small>
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Image:Nice tits.jpeg|Fap away boys
Image:Breasts_-_Mickey_Boobs.jpg|Classy Family Fun For Everyone!
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Image:Sprinkle tits.jpg|Sprinkles... that is all
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File:Jiggly jiggly.gif|Jiggly jiggly.
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==See Also==
*[[Boobpedia]]
*[[Breast implants]]
*[[Lolo Ferrari]]: Ex-owner of the world's biggest (fake) tits
*[[Manboobs]]
*[[Milk Bags]]
*[[Titstorm]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.xlovetube.com/video/1360/big-tits-striptease The Power of Big Tits (tease with Tits)]
*[http://imgur.com/r/boobies/jJ20Ac0 A massive tits gallery]
*[http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/highschool-of-the-wet-010.gif Tits also serve as stress toys!]
*[http://www.mastasia.com Mastastia.com: Holy. Fucking. SHIT. ]
*[http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/500311 ForumWarz: A winrar is you if you go here, upload those boob pictures, and then put them back up here on this page.]
*[http://hugegorgeousboobs.deviantart.com Huge Tits Gallery on deviantART.]

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