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{{quote|I'm the worst user on dA... [[Fact|I'm just a stupid attention seeking butthurt whore...]]|[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:CheeyevQuote.png Cheeyev himself]|showing that of all the things you can call him, 'not self-aware' isn't one of them.|center=auto}}
[[File:Cheeyev.png|200px|thumb|right|Looking [[Do_not_want|splendid]].]]

'''Cheeyev''' is the [[DeviantArt]] handle of freshly-minted [[lolcow|lol-cow]] Eli Symanowicz, a 16-year-old [[masochist]] from the United States, who became notorious in late 2013 for being the most lulzy [[attention whore]] on the site since [[Chasethehedgehog]].
When he's not posting five journals a day whining about how much his life sucks, this emo [[fag]] is busy stealing others' art.
Oh, and he claims to have [[Ass_Burgers|Asperger's Syndrome]]; surprise, surprise.

==Journals==
[[File:Britishspanking.jpg|200px|thumb|right|What should be done to Cheeyev.]]
Cheeyev bombards his unsuspecting watchers with whiny rants which are usually previous journals that have been slightly reworded.
Between January 1 and January 23, 2014, he has posted fifty journals, many titled "Vent" or "Semi-Vent".
These journals are filled to the brim with self-loathing and crybaby antics, but are mostly an attempt on his part to seek compliments.

Journals include [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/A-Hacker-429053718 his friend getting hacked], [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/Generic-Call-Out-Journal-429030132 calling out other members for laughing at his art], [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/Why-do-I-harm-myself-425131970 self-harming habits], [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/So-I-played-Transformice-418325261 sucking at Transformice] and [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/I-get-Blocked-A-lot-407973645 getting blocked by everyone]. In addition, every couple of days (sometimes multiple times a day) Cheeyev will repost his "Lonely" journal with the same message every time: ''Yeah, exactly what the title says.. Sorry.. If you want to talk to me, my skype is "peels9765"... Sorry.. ^^;''

As of the end of January 2014, Cheeyev has 682 deviations on DeviantArt.  Since the counter goes up when journals are posted, and Cheeyev has posted an astounding 439 of them, that means over 64% of all his deviations are journals.  Is this guy using DeviantArt to showcase "his" art, or just as a free, online psychiatrist's couch?

==Art==
[[File:ButthurtOshawott.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Pokémon]] dedicates a scene to one of its fans: Cheeyev.]]
Whether it consists of stolen pixel traces or crappy drawings, his artwork never improves.
Despite compliments from his fans, his responses are similar to his journals.
Some commonly used words or phrases in the description of the drawings are: Godawful, butthurt, *sob*, and haters.
His terrible [[camwhores|attention seeking]] methods baffle even the smartest of people.
Maybe others are hesitant to call bullshit because of the disorders he claims to have.
He is sooooooooo GAYEE that other gays are scared of him.
{{tinyquote|Alright, so this may get long... so please bear with me.<br /><br />A user by the name of “Cheeyev” has been continually harassing people by sending his ~1077 watchers after several different users (most commonly myself and ladycatgirl) just for disagreeing with him or even for having "god awful art".<br /><br />I have never seen so much [[drama]] come from someone as young as 14...<br /><br />He [[Some argue|claims]] to have multiple disorders while his behavior is often contradictory to his claims. He often uses these as a way to garner sympathy or as an excuse for his horrid behavior.<br /><br />He clearly has a massive ego, especially since he keeps saying "[[Lie|I’m so friendly and nice]]". He [[Jew|constantly begs]] for fan art and gifts and he’ll block anyone who has "bad art" or anybody who draws ponies (even though he is an [[Faggot|admitted brony]]...).<br /><br />If anyone favorites [[Crap|his art]] he will call them "Mr(s). Superior" and act all sad about it.. He posts pictures off [[Self_Injury|self harm]] on occasion and quite frankly it's immoral to expose people to that sort of thing...<br /><br />I have reported him 4 times for his behavior and the Admins refuse to do anything about it... They keep saying that they don't have enough proof of his transgressions and that I should block him. Problem is that I've already blocked him, but I he an army of naive problem starters that keeps coming back to my page in larger and larger numbers.<br /><br />Basically, it would be wise to block anyone on any social media platform that have the usernames "peels9765" or "Cheeyev". It will save you from the stress.|[http://deviantartconfessions.tumblr.com/post/71043566576/cheeyev DeviantartConfessions member]|on Cheeyev's bullcrap.}}

{{tinyquote|Okay, so Let me give you this little bit of information on the whole Cheeyev fiasco which has been taking place on dA for the last few months. Whilst I do agree that the guy is being picked on, from the nature of his questions, comments and ‘vent’ journals, I believe that he is genuinely garnering sympathy, but is not using it to pull himself out of his depression.

Instead, he sits there with a napoleon-esque superiority/inferiority complex, and sends his legions of White Knights out to attack anyone who dares use a logical argument.

He seems to deliberately make his art of low quality, as I have watched his work go from good, to bad, to worse. Now, he’s resorting to art theft, then calling people ‘mr’/’mrs superior’ and then blocking them if they dare speak up about the situation.

I am not intending to leave dA, but having someone constantly act as if I am some kind of dictator around me is pulling at my sanity.}}
Other 'confessions' include [https://web.archive.org/web/20140709142357/http://deviantartconfessions.tumblr.com/post/77497884200/okay-so-let-me-give-you-this-little-bit-of Cheeyev's manipulation of his watchers], [http://deviantartconfessions.tumblr.com/post/75543330918/cheeyev-sounds-like-booker-from-animal-crossing how he should be a character in Animal Crossing], [http://deviantartconfessions.tumblr.com/post/62338499154/i-would-like-to-say-something-first-one-i-am-not teenage angst] and [http://deviantartconfessions.tumblr.com/post/74695633205/alright-this-shit-is-sick how the D.A. admins defend his harassment of others].
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==Cheeyev can be quite the douche==
[[File:Cheeyeviskindofajerk.png|200px|thumb|right|Screenshots of the conversation.]]
[[File:SatsuAyakaScoldsCheeyev.png|200px|thumb|right|Cheeyev gets scolded by arguably the person trying the hardest to make peace between him and all whom he has wronged.]]
[[File:SatsuAyakaExpertTroll.png|200px|thumb|right|A troll who fooled many, but ultimately failed to get Cheeyev to change his ways.]]

One of the better, most-recent examples of how Cheeyev stirs up trouble is over a birthday gift between friends.  DeviantArt member [http://silverx-2013.deviantart.com/ Silverx-2013] drew a modest [http://silverx-2013.deviantart.com/art/Mimi-Full-Emo-form-436987009 gift] for his friend [http://natasha-delphox.deviantart.com/ Natasha-Delphox's] birthday, causing Cheeyev to accuse his then-good acquaintance Silverx-2013 of being a traitor for daring to draw something for someone who "hates" him.  Thus, one more person becomes painfully aware of Cheeyev's true nature; minus one ally for Cheeyev.

{{tinyquote|sorry to seem like im butting in!<br />
but theres a lot of things wrong with him.<br />
he cant even stand the fact that one of my friends who is also his friend made a gift for me.<br />
and its my fucking birthday for goodness sake.<br />
oh yeah,look here for the comments. ^^;<br />
http://silverx-2013.deviantart.com/art/Mimi-Full-Emo-form-436987009


i "hate" him for many good reasons.<br />
1. he wont stop making call out journals.<br />
2. he harassed my friends<br />
3. he harasses everyone who doesnt like him<br />
4. he claims hes depressed...but im not sure if i should believe him!<br />
if he was depressed,he would be taking our help,not shoving it away like some idiot!<br />
5. hes a little bit...greedy. i saw these comments on a journal one time:<br />
"is there anyway i can help you?"<br />
"plenty of gifts and fan art will help"<br />
im sorry,but thats a bit much...<br />
sorry for ranting|
[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/30262186/3390014138 Natasha-Delphox]|revealing how Cheeyev wins friends and influences people.}}

The meltdown was so drastic, it caused someone who was at the time pretending to be one of the more omnipresent of Cheeyev's [[white knights]], a DeviantArt member who goes by the user name [http://satsuayaka.deviantart.com/ SatsuAyaka], to quickly [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/436987009/3390030644 admonish] the irritating little brat.  Cheeyev's obstinate personality has proved too tough for SatsuAyaka's best attempts to quell the drama though, as despite going out of her way to chat with him on Skype in an attempt to get him to change his ways, he continues to perpetrate all the bad habits that have made him notorious throughout DeviantArt.  How long until the scorpion known as Cheeyev stings this frog?  If the fetid, bloated corpse of Silverx-2013 floating downstream is any indication, SatsuAyaka might want to hurry up and dive underwater!

Whelp, she waited too long and got stung.  SatsuAyaka eventually gave up the charade after being unable to withstand Cheeyev's faggotry any longer, admitted her undying hatred for Cheeyev and now openly mocks him.  SatsuAyaka did make a legitimate attempt at peace however, even though she abhors the supreme jerk.

===His reaction to finding this page===
Just like a certain [[Christian Weston Chandler|other lolcow]], when Cheeyev found out that he had a page on him, he cried incessantly about it. He now proceeds to tell everyone he ever meets that he has an article in his name, which only serves to drive people even further away from him.

==How to be like Cheeyev!==
[[Sarcasm|Use this handy-dandy guide, and you too can become a wonderful whiny [[USI|whingebag]] like Cheeyev!]]
*'''Step 1''': Give random premium memberships to people who barely know you, or who like you but are preoccupied with [[Fapping|other things]].
*'''Step 2''': Ignore the fact that what you did was effectively give a gift to someone, and therefore you should expect nothing in return. Especially ignore that last part.
*'''Step 3''': [[BAWWWWWW]] when you don't get anything in return. Maybe shit your pants a few times too.
*'''Step 4''': Post a journal about how upset you are, and don't forget to demonize the person you gave the gift to!

==Even Cheeyev hates Cheeyev==
While Cheeyev incessantly talks about physically harming himself and threatening suicide, it's the verbal self-deprecating comments in which he excels.  Lest you think that he only annoys you and other non-teenagers who read his writings, here is a small (small, because posting them all would take up too much bandwidth for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to run properly) sampling of what Cheeyev says about himself.

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| honestly, I'm only a jelous prick that vents too much.| [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/Vent-430975412 Cheeyev]

| I feel like I need that...| [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/ Cheeyev, in response to a spanking drawing.]

| Erm, hello. I'm an attention seeker who hates his life...| [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/ Cheeyev.]

| I'm nothing more but a stupid art stealing attention fag that deserves nothing but hate... It's the truth...| [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/Truth-Vent-428193352 Cheeyev.]

| I'm just a crying butthurt bitch| [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/I-m-just-a-crying-butthurt-bitch-409141953 Cheeyev.]

| I'm an attenchion seeking butthurt loser, and that is the truth.| [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/poll/4036639/ Cheeyev.]

| Nobody likes me and everybody hates me | [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/poll/4037569/ Cheeyev.]

| Somebody should kill me... | [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/ Cheeyev, on a shout on his main user page.  Posted on: Fri Jan 17, 2014, 12:33 PM.]

| I'm nothing but a fucktarded asshole... | [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Cheeyev#Gallery Cheeyev.]

| I'm nothing more but a useless retarded prickazoid that deserves to die..| [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/ Cheeyev Shout, July 20, 2014.]

| Well done, sherlock! Of course I'm an attention whore!| [http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/ Cheeyev Shout, Sat Dec 13, 2014, 10:22 PM.]

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==Supporters==
Could one boy be so obnoxious on his own?  Maybe not, but Cheeyev has legions of adolescent fanboys at his beck and call, ready to do battle with anyone who besmirches [[Fake|his good name]].  Currently sitting at [[Retards|1,204 watchers]], this group, sometimes referred to as the 'Boo Hoo Brigade', will crapflood users whom Cheeyev calls out in his journals.  No matter how many journals their lord and savior pinches out of his anus, they never seem to catch on that it is he who is the problem.

=='Hate accounts'==
[[File:CheeyevGotSchooled.png|right|thumb|A user attempts to slap some [[truth|sense]] into Cheeyev. Bizarrely, he proceeded to feature the 'hateful' comment and block them without a single word.]]
[[File:CheeyevAbuseshisWatchers.png|left|thumb|Cheeyev's blatant abuse of his watchers is unearthed.]]
Just as the boy has his legion of white-knights baying for blood, a select clique of users have set out to attack his legion of snotty cry-babies following his every move, as well as go for the heart of the chaos itself, being the crybaby who runs it all. Most of them wilt within a few days, but as of March 2015, a single account remains - <s>{{dauser|CheeyevTheCharlatan|CheeyevTheCharlatan}}</s> ([[DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THAT, HE GOT DELETED BY dA]]), A former member of the Boo-Hoo Brigade who grew a pair of pearls on his undercarriage. <s>Although he too has chosen to end the [[lulz]] involved in stirring Cheeyev's legions, he has yet to deactivate.</s> Most accounts who offer even a shred of constructive criticism get blocked by him. Only those who lick the ground he walks upon are allowed to stay.

==Epic hissy fit==
[[File:CheeyevBawwww.png|200px|thumb|right|A bawwwww like no other.]]
Like any other good attention whore, Cheeyev loves to pretend to storm off of DeviantArt in a snit, only to quickly return.  The routine goes: Post a journal announcing you're leaving, deactivate, take advantage of DeviantArt's 30-day grace period to return, fans rejoice!  This has been used by so many looking for asspats, but this was Cheeyev's fourth time doing this, showing how desperate he is for attention.

In his incoherent rant, Cheeyev displays how delusional he is by blaming a few select members for everybody disliking him, rather than his own abrasive personality.  He also violated D.A. policy with probably his thirtieth call-out of said members, but the rules don't seem to apply to him.

Look for the triumphant return of newly-dubbed Sir Wankshaft McShitstain to D.A. shortly, hopefully [[never|soon]].

==The 'Great' Suspension of May 2015 - rejoice?==
As of the 7th of May 2015, Cheeyev's account has been suspended. Finally, dA's backward team appear to have done something about him! Much [[BAWW]]ing is being had, and many of his supposed haters are breathing a collective sigh of relief. As expected, his Boo Hoo Brigade have stormed through, and the mother of all the snotty-nosed children, {{dauser|Liepardmon555|Liepardmon555}}, now claims to be his 'DeviantArt Mother'. [[Truth|I shit you not]]. Hopefully, DeviantArt will eventually rid him from the website for good, but as of now, only time will tell.

It was not to be, as Cheeyev returned to no fanfare less than a week later, revealing that DeviantArt had only given him a five-day suspension.

==On YouTube==

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Cheeyev recently joined [[JewTube]].  His first and so-far only video, posted on December 29, 2013, is the usual [[butthurt]] we've come to expect from our favorite tranny, just in audio format!  Enjoy before it is bawleeted.

==On SMWCentral==
Bizarrely, the only website where Cheeyev's BAWWWING hasn't surfaced is the breeding ground for [[weebs]] and [[homos]], SMWCentral. He has one hack in progress which actually seems rather decent. Why he focuses more on art theft than his rudimentary coding skills has yet to be explained.
==Gallery==

{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Blupi_eevee.png|Cheeyev's [[shit|lovely]] art.
File:Cheeyevfaggot.png|Not photoshopped.
File:Cheeyevface.jpg|Cheeyev after his parents got sick of his spam journals.
File:Ouroldbuddycheeyev.png|A collage of [[lulz]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Cheeyevcreepy.jpg|Cheeyev's creepy eyes prevent him from knowing how to rotate an image.
File:CheeyevNoose.png| A D.A. member offers Cheeyev a helpful link (top-right).
File:Cheeyevattentionwhore.png|Well, the first step is admitting it.
File:Cheeyev666.png|In the same quick flash in time: D.A. and E.D. simultaneously confirm Cheeyev is the Devil.
File:Bawwwww bunny.jpg|[[Incontinent Student Bodies|Bawwwww Bunny]] is a rank amateur when compared to Cheeyev.
File:CheeyevQuotes.png|Quotes.
File:BirthofCheeyev.gif|How Cheeyev was [[Abortion|born]].
File:CheeyevIsDone.png|[http://protect-cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/Our-founder-is-Suspended-531509553 Liepardmon tries to rally support]. Take note of the mock-patriotic title, the likes of which you would see in any dictatorship, and the complete absence of comments.
File:CheeyevKnife.jpg|[http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/art/I-can-t-Cut-myself-411362809 Cheeyev]: "Eventually, once I reach the pinnacle of depression, I resort to attempting to lacerate myself, but I always fail and I can't make a real cut, so who cares?"
File:cheeyev_you_fucking_faggot.jpg|[http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/art/Cuts-413234833 Cheeyev]: "My haters and depression lead me to do this, and I succeeded..."
File:BitchesDepression.png|Sure they do, you post about it multiple times a day!
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}}

==See also==

*[[Attention whore]]
*[[BAWWWWW]]
*[[Chasethehedgehog]]
*[[DestinyMew]]
*[[DeviantArt]]
*[[Loser]]
*[[Mintchoco]]
*[[Shawn XYZ Beast]]
*[[Transgender]]
*[[Yuethedragon]]

==External links==

{{dauser|Cheeyev|Cheeyev}}<br />
{{ytuser|Cheeyev|Cheeyev}}<br />
{{skype|Peels9765|}}<br />
{{twitter|Cheeyev|Cheeyev}}<br />
{{dauser|slickedbackArtisan|Hater}}<br />
'''<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:smwc_icon.png|link=http://http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=profile&id=23893]] [http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=profile&id=23893 Cheeyev]'''</span>

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