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'''PROFIT!!1!''' is the natural product of ''[[????]]'', but has since been corrupted with artificial mass production by the organization that is [[jews|Judaism©]]. Nonetheless it is craved as the ultimate goal in life to [[Bernie Madoff|gain as much of it as possible]] (those that Jew learn this at an early age). Profit can come in a wide variety of forms and the achievement of any type of profit makes you a [[winnar]]. Gaining of profit is the only way to make your miserable excuse for a life worthwhile. By its very nature, all profit is delicious.

The term and it's use is originally from ''[[South Park]]''<nowiki>'s</nowiki> preachy lesson about how epic [[capitalism]] is. In the episode, the "Underpants Gnomes" are sneaking into South Park homes in the middle of the night (3 AM) to steal and stash peoples' underwear. But after getting busted by the gang, the gnomes use a highly advanced [[mathematics|mathematical formula]] to explain how they turn stolen underwear into le profit. The phases of the formulae was as follows:

# [[pedobear|Collect underpants]] 
# '''?'''
# Profit

==Types of Profit==

Although IRL profit usually refers to [[cash]], profit as understood by in the internets exists as a tiered hierarchy. Many lesser profits can be exchanged for one of greater value.

{{notice|''The following paragraph is written by a registered sex offender and pedophile. To avoid discrimination, caution is advised.''}}

[[Image:Profit!.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Stupid [[retards]]]]
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===Delicious Loli===

Delicious [[loli]] is a truly delicious kind of profit, outranking all profits save [[lulz]]. The [[rape|ræp]] of a Loli is one of the ultimate goals of any [[Anon]] as it is a vital step towards winning the [[internets]], and life itself. Remember, the more lolis that you raep before getting [[FBI|V&]] the more of a success your life has been. Also, nevar forget, [[Stick It In Her Pooper|stick it in the pooper]].
P.S. Watch for [[Pedobear]], he tends to surface when [[loli]] is nigh.

===Delicious AIDS===
Delicious [[AIDS]] makes you [[fail|win]] and become [[an hero|an hero]] in a matter of [[at least 100 years|at least 4 months]]. Unlike [[lulz]], [[AIDS]] is the real and unreal goal to finish your life. When used repeatedly, you will get an even greater [[cancer|profit]]! In fact, you will still either [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it, faggot]], [[I did it for the lulz|do it for the lulz]], or [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|just delete everything for Christ's sake]].

===Delicious Drugs===
Delicious [[drugs]] take away the pain of your miserable life and may give you [[cancer|a +5 to all stats]]. 

===Delicious Jew Golds===

[[unrealistic expectations|Contrary to expectations]], [[Jew gold]] is almost the least valuable of profits. However, it is noteworthy because enough Jew golds can buy drugs or lolis, allowing you to [[anal sex|strike at the weak-point]] for [[massive damage]], but Jew gold will never buy you lulz. Note that, as the name would suggest, this level of profit is jealously guarded by our [[Protocols of the Elders of Zion|Jew overlords]]. 

Accumulation of Jew golds is the best way to strike back at black person.

===Delicious Cake===

[[Delicious cake]] is always a perfectly acceptable profit for any struggle. Delicious cake can be traded in for small amounts of Jew golds or can be used as bait for lolis.

They all want cake.

===Delicious Soup===

[[Soup|Delicious Soup]] is a form of profit endorsed by [[moot]], who loves it.

==Internet Speakz==
The following is the prescribed way to instruct someone on how to gain profit, normally [[sarcasm|sarcastically]].

# Step one
# Step two
# [[????]]
# PROFIT!!!

This construction is often used and 3 to 4 steps is usually the format. Longer may only be used in the event of truly [[epic]] lulz potential. An example for idiots follows.

# Go to store
# Buy drain cleaner
# Drink it
# [[????]]
# [[Amanda Todd|PROFIT]]!!!

:'''or'''

# Accuse [[Saddam]] of having weapons of mass destruction
# Invade [[Iraq]]
# Walk around for a while, kill some babies
# [[????]]
# [[Oil|PROFIT]]!!!

:'''or'''

# Film [[Loose Change]] after smoking weed
# Protest in everywhere and yell at [[Bush]] (like he gives a shit)
# Don mask and become [[Epic fail guy]]
# [[????]]
# [[Keith Olbermann|PROFIT]]!!!

:'''or'''

# Get [[girlfriend]] ready for [[sex]]
# Turn off lights
# Leave and have [[dad]] enter room
# [[????]]
# PROFIT!!!

:'''or'''

# Make Cross
# Nail a guy to it
# Get an audience
# [[????]]
# [[Jesus|PROPHET]]!!!

:'''or'''

# Watch Porn
# [[????]]
# [[CUM|PROFIT!!!]]

==See Also==
* [[South Park]]
* [[????]]
* [[Job]]

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