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'''AnonNet''' is an anonymous [[IRC]] network discovered somewhere between goat.se and Steve Balmers ass crack some time last [[last Thursday]]. 

== WRRRRY ==
[[Image:Noodlez.png|right|thumb|#london decides to [[GTFO]] gracefully.]]
[[Image:Noodles.png|right|thumb|"Gracefully" being the operative word.]]
Two thousand years ago, IRCops from the only ever network to suck more than AnonNET [[Lulznet|partyvan]], pillaged, and raped #london, a grimey cesspool of a channel festooned with bad breath and hairy palms. Somehow the glorified apes that had kept this channel <s>thriving</s> from spamming itself into oblivion for more than 5 seconds managed to establish a network of IRC servers powered by small children running in large wheels. 

As you would expect from a large gathering of hapless wandering apes, soon there were many more apes— most of them trying to point out how stupid other apes were, or just generally flinging [[feces]] around. Good times.

==Major channels==
[[Image:LLL.jpg|right|thumb|150px|[[camwhore|Generic #london user]], [[L]]]]
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[WhyWeProtest]]
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Boston]][[raid]]
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>timevote
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>iran
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[marblecake]]
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>titstorm
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>Projectfreeweb
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>london
*<nowiki>#</nowiki>Agora

<nowiki>#</nowiki>Agora Is a mini cesspool of nerdy fags who enjoy reflecting on their own self misery. One of the operators Kosmicdebris has a sexual preference to both natural and human wood. The most interesting users are Kosmicderbis the wood lover, Kitt, the lovable warhammer moderator, Marius_Wolf the Warlord who goes to AA, iZaros the virgin chubboy, AlphaKitty the stoner who doesn't push bounderies, PopeCop the argumentative french dude and ThomYork the biggest faggot of them all. Topics of chatter on this channel usually very from random comic book shit and nerdy gay shit. Sometimes people argue about things they don't understand. #agora is a lovable family of dysfunctional often drug addicted homofags who have nothing better going on with their lives.
<nowiki>#london</nowiki> is a [[cybersex]] [[MMORPG]] involving dozens of users and IRCOps, as that's where they're all from. In the midst of all this chaos they manage to organise [[IRL]] cybersex events to fakerape each other in such places as Hyde Park, Hampstead Heath and [[Scientology|Queen Victoria Street]]. The home of NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES. <small>Needs moar NOODLES.</small>

{{squote|<b>ur mum is a cybersex MMORPG</b>|Dux0r}}


*<nowiki>#manchester</nowiki>

<nowiki>#manchester</nowiki> - the home of the Mancfags, who are a <s>tribe of trolls</s> bunch of [[fat]] sweaty [[wiggers]] who carjack, rape and pillage, frequently proclaiming that they run dis joiny. This is because none of them can read or spell. They like making fun of [[gay]] [[jewish]] black person psychics like [[Chancepsych|this fag]]. They often pray towards their only god, wok.


*<nowiki>#plymouth</nowiki>

Home of the [[Stu_Wyatt|Killdozer]].

*<nowiki>#thecar</nowiki>

[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|>:3]]

*<nowiki>#bestactever</nowiki>
IRC channel for Rick Astley voting for [[Rick_The_Vote|MTV's Best Act Ever]]

==List of IRCOps==
[[Image:Scatfist.jpg|right|thumb|150px|[[crap|Poop]].]]
[[Image:Wirah2.jpg|right|thumb|150px|[http://www.wirah.com Wirah.com]]]
[[Image:Anonzz.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Anonzz]]
[[Image:WHY_SO_ANONZZ.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Y So Anonzz?]]

===Current IRCOps===
*'''asdfghjkl'''
*'''Paco'''
*'''Alter'''
*'''church0fscientology'''
*'''genome'''
*'''aidsblood''' (aka '''coldblood''') can't configure his server properly, so all the other ircops are bombarded with error messages that his damn box can't link to the network. He is also another [[faggot]] who stole flodd's user accounts when he ragequitted (see below), just like a black person.
*'''wok''' became the latest ircop [[Last Thursday]] he is a complete [[faggot]] and leads the mancfags. He died in a car crash on March 24th 2009.
*Nobody knows who the fuck '''vox''' is, but he created the damn network so everyone's putting up with him.

===Former IRCOps===

*'''[http://www.wirah.com Wirah]''' is the [[Final Boss]] and the leader of [[Anonymous]], currently being held in Guantanamo Bay with his [[loli]] due to [[aids]]. He has a dick the size of [[Belgium]].

*'''Max''' is an [[Americunt]] [[moralfag]].

*'''[[Hampster Dance|Anonyhamster]]''' is an scifag [[spai]] who operates the hamsterball serv[[HNNNNNNGGGGG|HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG]]

*'''[[shit|poop]]''' is a [[fat|fat fuck]] who in between chomping [[Burger King|pure fat]] and shitting a daily amount of bricks, likes to /kill other ircops for no reason at all, reserving glines for whining, bawwing watermelon-chomping attention whoring niggers. He runs #london as well after taking it over from Orakio (who was a permanently stoned steaming pile of shrooms).

*'''[http://www.mooncup.co.uk mingecup]'''† (you'll find him under the name '''mooncup''') is another flaming faggot, and a total [[newfag]]. One time he accidentally g-lined all the users from an entire server, forcing black person to fix his idiotic damage. <s>Used to be a really cool dude, is now a fucking raging faggot since gaining ops.</s> [[DISREGARD THAT]], he's dead. Got hit by the Knight Bus from the ''Harry Potter'' series.

[[Image:Watermelonnom.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Flodd]]

*'''flodd''' was a whining bawwing watermelon-chomping [[attention whore]] of a black person (no lie) who [[ragequit]]ted the network over [[Marblecake]], but not until he handed his o:line over to some random troll. The ircops disabled it before any damage was done, leaving no-one left to fix '''mingecup''''s constant fuckups. Now known as N, which stands for nigger. Obviously.

*'''Heretic''' is a [[leaderfag]], poop and Spangly's butt-buddy and another [[fat fuck]]. He bitches about everything and had his o:line stolen from the safety of his rectal cavity, because [[everyone|he]] realised he was a lazy cunt with nothing to do. Heretic <3s Chanology hard-core and recently had his girlfriend stolen by his nemesis, inducing a lot of BAWWWWing.

*'''[[faggot|Anonzz]]''' has an [[irony|ironic]] username, as he not only has thoroughly [[facefag]]ged himself everywhere he cares to name, but loves to [[camwhore]]. His hobbies are fucking around with the servers and the <del>ex</del>girlfriend he can't leave alone, L, who made him pregnant along with 6 other men and a horse. He was recently the [[in the pooper|receiving end]] of one of #Manchester's greatest pranks. Where he was led through a 270 mile drive to Manchester in hopes to get [[rape|in the sack]] with a [[girl|female]] Mancfag, as he was hopelessly searching for the femme fatale, a [[hackers on steroids|Mancfag assault team]] closed in on his car and glued his dickpix all over it. You can see the videos of the [[troll|operation]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrHc318FWxA here], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZA06dEM_s here]. An added bonus was that after the car was covered in cemented-on-dickpix, the remainder were thrown on top, which the wind then blew the majority onto the playground of a [[loli|girls-only school]], which observers confirmed were still there the school-morning after. '''On the way back home from being trolled, he then [[facepalm|proceeded to crash his car]], [[Corruption of LOL|LULZ]].'''

*'''Spangly''' is another flaming [[faggot]]. In a purple lycra catsuit he prances about the room while hijacking the radio stream from others whenever he doesn't like what's playing. He is useful for giving advice on where and how to have sex with a room full of men but all attempts at lulz around him will be smothered with his moralfaggoty failure.

*'''HelfiX''' is a [[South Africa|South African]] who <del>stuck</del> did not stick it in [[Sassia]].

*'''iintens''' is an elite [[hacker]] that managed to gain o:line for a period of 5 minutes - as soon as another oper noticed he was klined and made his bawwnet

[[Image:N700140455_3052746_5808.jpg|thumb|right|150px|HelfiX]]

==INSERT <del>FORCED</del> LOLOL MEMES SECTION HERE==

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===SHIT IT OFF===
''See: [[SHIT IT OFF]]''

Some faggots on [[Failbook]] thought it a good idea to organise a failmob at Liverpool Street Station on May 17th, 2008. A group of Anons raided this miserable heap of fail to lighten the mood - however [[A challenger appears|a challenger appeared...]]

[[Image:Shititoff1.jpg|center|A Nigger.]]

This '''NIGGERCOP''' told the Anons carrying the '''TROLLCANNON''' to '''SHIT IT OFF'''. The trollcannon was not shat off, and all was well in the world.


===WOGONZ===
Because the world needs more Wogan. Always more.

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== Users of self importance==
These are the vain fags that have so much self-importance that they feel the need to have a section dedicated towards themselves in this article. To help them get rid of the delusional ideologies they have, the fail descriptions of themselves have been removed.
* eris
* sangfroid
* Metric
* N
* Yum22Yum23
* Fux0r
* asdfghjkl
* mooncup
* Kitsune
==In Summary==
AnonNet is an IRC network with utterly ghey IRCops who love to fuck around with channels. They run their own servers with the aim of keeping things as tightly controlled as [[goatse|your mum's distended anus]] and secured (unless mingecup [[rape|glines]] everyone again).

===Fallout from this article===
 * asdfghjkl^eee has quit (Killed (poop (Just wait til I see you next you skinny sonabitch >:))))
 * asdfghjkl^eee has quit (Killed (poop (LIES AND MORE LIES)))
 * N has quit (Killed (poop (you too)))

==External links==
[[Image:Wirah1.jpg|right|thumb|BET YOUR WEBSITE AINT GOT NO TATTOOS, [[nigra|NIGGA]]]]
*[irc://irc.anonnet.org AnonNet IRC]
*[http://anonnet.org/webirc/ AnonNet Web-based IRC]
*http://www.anonnet.org
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