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'''Brit/pol/''' or '''Britpol''' is a never-ending containment thread on [[8chan]]'s /pol/ board where [[English|yellowed-teethed queenfanciers]] [[LARP]] at the UK still having an Empire or any relevance outside of their [[European_Union|Brussel's run country]].

[[Image:britpol.jpg|thumb|Smug pepes began appearing during Brexit and have infested the thread]]


Its major feature is its [[tryhard|persistance]], having a continuous run of threads numbered from #1 to almost #1000 as of June 2016. Of course, no one has ever bothered to archive these threads because this is an impossible feat to do on the internet and [[garbage|no one wants to read them anyway]]. 
Though tempting to compare this tenacity to a cancer, cancers grow and Brit/pol/ has largely been the same assortment of tripfags, NEETS, and closet normies since its inception after the mass migration from [[M00t's_GamerGate_Sellout|halfchan]]'s /pol/ in 2014.


Brit/pol/ is not to be confused with threads of the same name found on halfchan, as by virtue of being on [[M00t's_GamerGate_Sellout|halfchan]] are never read by anyone interested in politics.

== What gets posted there==

No politics gets posted on Brit/pol/.  Mods of the site clearly use it as a containment thread so the rest of /pol/ can be an [[Alt-right]] safespace and focus on the big issues like [[yes|'Does Trump love Israel?']] and [[huge|'How much does Trump love Israel?']].

[[Image:nigelfaragepub.jpg|thumb|Nigel Farage demonstrating how Brit/pol/ thinks problems are solved]]

Instead, a heavy regimen of [[mommy|mummyposting]], Carswell [[Black_chicks|civic nationalism]], and general bantz constantly peppered by images of [[UKIP|Nigel Farage Drinking Ale In A Traditional English Public House]]. 

[[Image:owenjones1.jpg|thumb|Some unusually competent OC starring the possibly-pozzed Owen Jones]]
[[Image:owenjones2.jpg|thumb|Owen Jones spending literally hours regretting having such a docile fanbase]]

The board has been highly successful in trolling left-wing pundits at [[Guardian|The Guardian]], who are actually desperate for the attention and no doubt appreciate the fuel for their [[social_justice|proto-commie bullshit]].

[[internet_famous|Ecelebs]] have taken notice of the steady supply of docile minds and have pandered to the thread creating a deafening feedback loop of [[heaven|WOGS OUT]].

==Morality==

Like all [[morons|articulate minds]], Brit/pol/ likes being told what it wants to hear and has an obsession with being [[god|moral]].

[[Image:Peterhitchensrogerscruton.jpg|thumb|Immaculate photoshop of Peter Hitchens (left) duelling Roger Scruton representing the battle over who can best carry the moral burden of Brit/pol/. Loser has to try to excuse the degeneracy of white NEETs as the fault of immigration.]]

As being moral is hard and requires not wanking to cartoon children, they have instead outsourced their moral obligations to hacks such as Peter Hitchens (yes, [[Christopher_Hitchens|his]] brother) and Roger Scruton. Posting images of these two allows them to continue their fascination with [[traps|Recent Women]], getting blowjobs from their mothers, and race-mixing.

==Ginnie==

Some bint around #500 came to the threads. Once. Since them she has been supplying these NEETs with photos of herself so she can raise her profile as a right-wing blogger. They just won't let it die.
[[Image:ginnie.jpg|thumb|upright|This is what it takes to derail Brit/pol/ for several years]]

==European Union==

Deciding that there are too many attractive [[hawt|Polish women]] coming to the UK, Brit/pol/ has adopted a pro-Brexit stance to help increase the number of Indian, Chinese and Nigerian workers coming to pay taxes for their dole.

==Gords==

 {{quote|Every morning I check to see if Gords has made any videos, immediately downvote them, then watch for 15 seconds. Every time my decision is vindicated.}}

What can be said about Alexander Gordon Jahans that hasn't already been said about [[sad|cot death]]?
His balls never dropped, his family life sucks, he comments freely about his [[micropenis]]. You'd think that all this would garner some sympathy, but he has instead decided to become a [[commie|left-wing pundit]] posting videos 1-2 hours long talking about shit he has no idea about.


On good days, he hides his wank tissues before recording his videos. He owns 3 t-shirts. He wears them one month at a time.

[[Image:Gordonjahans.png|thumb|Listening to Gords talking is a sobering experience and not for those with anything better to do]]

==Who posts there==

Holy shit, talk about [[tripfag]]s.
There is a common cycle that happens with tripfags on Brit/pol/

*1) Anon chats there for about 50 threads and thinks he is amongst friends
*2) Adopts a trip
*3) Posts photo of self
*4) Bullied/doxxed by everyone for being so stupid
*5) Comes back as anon saying "hey I miss tripfag"

The common anon is a NEET, probably white or wishes they were, probably stupid but thinks they are smart, always talks about the demise of the white race but has no children and never will.

For some reason, not understood by God, Science, or anyone in the threads, people from outside the UK post in Brit/pol/ and keep fucking going on about how they don't live in the UK. This is the international version of [[Tits_or_gtfo|girlposting]] and results in anon being buttblasted that no one cares that they aren't British.

==See Also==
* [[England]]
* [[pol|/pol/]]
* [[Polandball]]

==External Link(s)==
* https://8ch.net/pol/index.html

;Gimps that have tried to break off because they can't handle the bantz
* https://8ch.net/britpol/index.html
* https://8ch.net/politics/index.html


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