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{{spoiler|IT'S ''MIGHTY NO. 9'' ALL OVER AGAIN}}
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[[File:YLRee.jpg|175px|thumb|Pretty much.]]
'''''Yooka-Laylee''''' is the [[2017]] version of ''[[Mighty No. 9]]'': a Kickstarter-funded trainwreck, complete with [[SJW]] pandering, [[JonTron|e-celeb]] drama, Internet shit flinging and broken promises, all wrapped around an overhyped, cost overrun "spiritual successor" that only aging [[1990s|nostalgiafags]] trying to relive their days as a kid with their [[Nintendo 64]] would happily play.

In our opinion, just play the original ''Banjo-Kazooie'' and its sequel, ''Banjo-Tooie''. You'll have much more enjoyment than this shitshow of drama. 

==Broken promises==
Hey, remember [[Never|when]] you were hyped to buy ''Yooka-Laylee'' on the [[Wii#Wii_U|Wii U]]?  Yeah, well, too bad, it's canceled, and [[Rekt|you're never getting that donation refunded either]].  If you're a [[Nintendo]] dork who's thinking "Who cares, I'll just get the [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] version of the game," you better like digital downloads, [[Win|because the Switch won't be getting a physical release]].

==JonTron==
When JonTron went on a livestream with sister-fucking ''[[League of Legends]]'' player [[Faggot|Steven "Destiny" Bonnell]] to debate, JonTron said some [[True|questionable]] things about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|blacks and immigration]]. When the fags at [[NeoGAF]] caught wind of this, they autistically screeched at Playtonic Games to drop his ass for having opinions that aren't popular with their user base. Due to Playtonic being a studio that celebrates diversity in all its forms, they announced JonTron's removal because of him [[Irony|having different opinions]].

Though [[Some argue|some argued]] it made sense from a business standpoint to remove JonTron, so it wouldn't negatively affect sales, it resulted in many canceled pre-orders, backers demanding refunds and Playtonic mass banning people from the Steam forums for calling them out for capitulating to [[SJW|SJWs]].

==Videos==
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|<youtube>sRNDnR9Za4M</youtube><center>'''The ''Yooka-Laylee'' Shitshow'''</center>
|<youtube>aIFf7qwlnSc</youtube><center>'''CuckTron wishes Playtonic the best of luck with their launch of ''Yooka-Laylee.'''''</center>
|<youtube>9mSzJj1c1z0</youtube><center>'''No pandering here, no sir.'''''</center>
|<youtube>YAtOLLgV_Mk</youtube><center>'''This video will give you more enjoyment than ''Yooka-Laylee.'''''</center>
|<youtube>8vWN4G3k22A</youtube><center>'''[[WatchMojo.com|Top 10 Anime Betrayals]]'''''</center>
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==Gallery==
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File:YKReviews.jpg|[[Shit|The reviews are in!]]
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File:YookaLayleeJUST.jpg|How would you like your review scores?
File:YLBKComparison.png|Comparing ''Yooka-Laylee'' and ''Banjo-Kazooie''.
File:YookaLayleeCharacter.png|Stellar character design.
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File:JonTronYLTweet.png|Sad!

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==See also==
[[File:JonTron Rule 34.jpg|200px|thumb|[[Rule 34|No exceptions!]]]]
*''[[Banjo Kazooie|Banjo-Kazooie]]''
*[[Indie]]
*[[JonTron]]
*''[[Mighty No. 9]]''
*[[NeoGAF]]
*[[Nintendo 64]]
*[[SJW]]
*[[Steven Bonnell II|Steven Bonnell II aka Destiny]]
*[[Wii#Wii_U|Wii U]] - Never ever.
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==External links==
*[https://good-kingnews.com/gaming/yooka-laylee-finding-slammed-with-refund-requests-right-after-dropping-jontron-heat-road/9753/ ''Yooka-Laylee'' Getting Slammed With Refund Requests After Dropping JonTron]
*[http://www.oneangrygamer.net/2017/03/yooka-laylee-kickstarter-backers-ask-for-refunds-while-devs-lock-threads/26997/ ''Yooka-Laylee'' Kickstarter backers demand refunds as its developers get defensive]
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