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'''WTP''' is a commonly used [[0-day]] variation of the phrase "[[WTF]]?!?!" among [[homosexuals]]. However, it is infinitely cooler than [[wtf]] because it uses a phrase from [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] series, "What the photon?"  

Because [[wtf]] is incredibly overused and appears on several [[wishlist]]s, this new term should most definitely take its place, though caution is needed because of infectious [[diarrhea]] that is believed to breed in wtp-organisms. As a matter of fact anyone using it should immediately roll into an [[MRI]] and their [[kkk membership]] should be revoked.
Nietzsche once declared: "For every [[fat girl angle shot]], [[God]] kills a photon". The reliability of the aforementioned statement is doubtful since Nietzsche was already in his [[emo]] phase at that [[time]]. [[NAMBLA]] researchers believe it was "For every [[complete rewrite]]" but it had been changed by a hippo with [[AIDS]] for [[verisimilitude]].

== The Origin ==
[[Image:Ford prefect.jpg|thumb|Ford Prefect: first to use the phrase "Wtp"]]
*The phrase "what the photon" was first declared by Ford Prefect in [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] while performing [[blumpkin]] on a [[cuntpaste]]d [[cum slut]].
*The abbreviation "wtp" was first used by two Douglas-Adams-obsessed [[lesbian]] teenagers sitting at a lunch table in some random high school in Pennsylvania.

== Examples of Usage ==

 <emokid857> death iz so sexy
 <cri2mymom324> o yeah, totally
 <[[User:NeglectedShoe|NeglectedShoe]]> ... wtp?  get a life.

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