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Tea Accounts are [[gossip]] accounts usually ran by some easily offended [[social justice warriors|young social justice warriors]] that claim to expose someone, when really the did the stupidest shit like calling you a bitch to fan being a complete asshole <s>"but it's their fans you can't be mean to your own fans"</s> shut the fuck up. These accounts just prove people aren't your role models and aren't trying to be an a good influence on your life, so stop stanning an [[get a life]].

==How to be a Tea Account==

1. Find something that's doesn't matter.

2. Get easily offended over it, and take a black picture and right text over it clip.

3. Use meaningless buzzwords such as [[problematic]], [[racist]], fascist, sexist, [[pedophile]], predator, homophobic, transphobic, supporting.

4. [[???]]

5. PROFIT

==How to troll Tea accounts==

* Tell them that their own overly offended fuck.

* Tell them that their idols don't care about them

* Tell them that they're never going to get a career

* Tell them that the person did nothing wrong.

* Tell them to get a life.

==Tea Channels==

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'''Tea Channels''' are a cancer that's plaguing the dying platform known as [[JewTube]]. They're a bunch of easily offended social justice warriors who report on drama for cheap jew gold. Their content is barely researched and is basically biased [[SJW]] views that leave at information on their god and savior [[Trisha Paytas]], because [[orbiters|they simp]] to that fat-fuck. They also can't take criticism and try to argue it off as you're some evil person.

These channels turn [[12 year old girls]] into social justice warriors and turning them into sensitive fucks, these channels need some epic-troll before it's too late.

===Bias===

These channels are owned by their god, because of that they have dicksuck her and exist only to shit on the person she's fighting with. Sometimes they will just spread lies about someone as they can't come up with any good arguments. They will be biased all the time and will never give the truth about anything.

When they actually do mention bad stuff about their god they will just pass it off despite the fact that other person can do the something and are treated as worst person to ever exist on this earth.

=== Response to  criticism ===

When someone calls them out on their bullshit, they say that you're an evil motherfucker for supporting this horrible human being. No we don't take sides, we're smart enough to say fuck both of them. Sometimes they will just use an emoji for their point being too idiotic to type a few words.

=== Fans ===

The fans of these accounts are young social justice warriors that use [[Twatter]] to sperg out for social justice. They are losers too invested in stupid drama. They will dicksuck the channels to death no matter what they do. They will defend anything about these channels by saying you're letting these people get away with stuff. No we know both suck as we're not losers. These people are easily offended and will try to stop anything that's offends their pure souls.

===How to troll tea channels and their fans===

====Tea Channels====

*Tell them they're easily offended.

*Tell them they're biased.

*Tell them they spread lies.

*Tell them can't take criticism.

*Tell them to [[get a life]].

====Fans====

*Tell them they're easily offended.

*Tell them that the channels are biased.

*Tell them that the channels spread lies.

*Tell them they're idiotic

*Tell them to [[get a life]].

==See Also==

*[[Instagram]]
*[[JewTube]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Social Justice]]


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