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This is one of the [[funny|best]] examples of interracial marriage [[Fail|gone wrong]]. Skroy is [[File:welcome_to_furfag_hell.jpg.jpg|thumb|left|The point is not to be bad in life, it is showing everyone you where]][[some argue|apparantly]] a folf, a [[OH SHI-|dangerous]] hybrid containing all the worst genes from a wolf, and a fox. However his [[Ausfailia|family background]] and [[Ugly|ghastly]] appearance hints that he had either other parents, or was a product of one of [[Chin-Chan|Chin-Chan's]] "Amazing [[penis|chin]] [[boner|regrowth]] [[bisexual|experiments]]" and fell off her non existent [[dick|chin]], eventually developing a mind of his own. There is a tale covering the first theory. This is a tale of love and sadness, following the love of two different creatures from two different worlds.

== In the beginning ==
Sometimes, you may get a baby that is [[Retard|just a little bit more special than others]]. This applies for the subterranean mutants known as [[furfags|furries]] as well. One such case was when [[weed|Cannabis]] the Carebear and [[Jax the Bat|Jax the Bat]] thought it would be a [[No|pretty good idea]] to have a baby together. During her pregnancy, Jax tried tying herself to a tree and dangle a few feet [[Unrealistic expectations|off the ground so she could "fly"]]. Unfortunately for Jax, she attempted this at a [[Mexico|Mexican]] birthday party and was mistaken for a piñata. Even worse, the rabid [[spic|spics]] had [[penis|sticks]] from yet ANOTHER bad hybrid: The Fugly Tree, a combination of the Faggot Tree, and the Ugly Tree. The savages beat poor Jax like me to your mother over and over again, drooling over the thought of her containing free green cards amongst her insides. She was rushed to the local hospital where she gave birth to her son and died, most likely due to AIDS. [[Nigger|Cannabis]] Bear was long gone during these events and would "have nothin' to do wiv some hoe's baby". And so ends our story, back to reality.

== The [[Hilarious|Sad]] Truth ==
Skroy is a 20-something year old [[Slut|cumdumpster]] from South Carolina, who is now [[Faggot|fagging]] up a small [[California|commiefornia]] town called Vacaville (named after the god-like species known as lolcows). He likes long walks on the beach, and helping out kids at the local school. He brought the joy of his existence to the humble masses in May of '06 and has become a favorite of trolls since. He has shat many a drama in the furry community, however they are so closely guarded, and an insider would usually be needed. [[Dragon|Spitz the Lulzy]], A.K.A Rhapthorne the Unholy, is loyal to the lulz and will gladly [[kidnap|take]] you on a [[boring|wonderful]] [[LSD|trip]] through time and recount the most memorable of these shitstorms.

== Great J.D. Crisis of Halloween '10 ==
As with all furries, Skroy had his share of relationship issues. One was with fuckbuddy J.D.(More like Gaydee, [[amirite|amirite]]?) the dog. One day, J.D. tried putting Skroy back in the kitchen after he was done satisfying his [[sick fuck|sick]] foot("pawing" to them)/[[Scat|scat]]("Shit" to us) fetishes. Skroy, like a real woman, proceeded to [[insane|bitch the fuck out]] and permabanned J.D from his pants for eternity. A small group of [[Anonymous|Anon's]] found out about this and sprung into [[rape|action]]. 6 J.D. fursuit clones were created and displayed to the [[stupid|humble]] masses of Furfright '10 ("Halloween" to the rest of the  world) Skroy just so happened to see this and was not [[lol|amused]]. He ran home to his [[hugbox|hugbox]] en masse and decided to cover up the relationship [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|as if it never happened]]. Whenever asked about the incident, he will deny it. But if you ask claiming [[you|you]] were there, he would laugh with [[you|you]] and say he [[liar|organized it for the lulz]]. 

[[File:Furfright lulz.jpg|thumb|right|The original [[divide by zero|divided by zero]].]]


== "Friends" ==
As with all these overgrown plushies, Skory has [[White Knight|white knights]] prepared to defend their fair [[transgender|maiden]] at his beck and call no matter the enemy. These white knights include:

*[[illegal|Huskers]] (Also known as Rave Huskey, [[Cuba|Fidel]], and [[Bubba]]) Is a Husky who hails from Norway. He is now happily living in Orlando, Flordia with his significant other. He is also the upstanding citizen you see in the VERY FIRST PIC of the Yiff article.

*[[dyke|Juno]]: Huskers fuckbuddy and fellow [[Tranny|transexual]]. He threatens to [[Lawlsuit|sue]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|E.D.]] because his "[[lies|innocent]]" hubby is having his [[bad|good]] [[n00dz|image]] blasphemed for educational [[School|purposes]]. Was really happy E.D. was gone, until a little [[Troll|birdie]] told him that it is back and [[lulz|better]] than ever.

*[[Pedo|Crygus]]: [[Old|35 year old]] who [[raped|fucked]] Skroy in the ass at a convention in [[2006]]. Mmmmm.... [[Loli]].

== Vidyas ==
Like most other furries, Skroy is also a [[fat|major]] [[camera whore|camwhore]]. Here is a few gems for your [[Masturbation|pleasure]]:
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Horrifying, isn't it?

== Gallery of Fear ==

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File:Furfagaskingforit.jpg|The Furry Fag [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/RaveHusky RaveHusky] a.k.a. as Huskers and IRL Steve Jones in all his yiffy glory.
File:1295589508 huskers imgp1105.jpg|This is <b>Huskers</b> with the <b>Huskers V2</b> Fursuits. Guess he worn out his orig with all that [[Yiffing]].
File:1291354116 half dragon-x2 skroy.jpg|[[Dragoneer|Cheap comission]]: $20
File:Skroy.png|[[BlueshineWolf|Crappy, more expensive comission]]: $60
File:1277920139 timothybh skroy.jpg|[[Whore|Him for the night]]: Over $9000
File:1280450398 rncoyote skroy-head-turned-around-dance.jpg|Watching yet another make a fool of itself: [[Facepalm|Priceless]].
File:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|When you bring his health bar down halfway, his true form is fightable
File:Berenstain bears dick kick.jpg|Skroy's first major media apperance.
File:1305208807 alborke cf 2011 50.jpg|"[[Death Note|Just as planned]]"
File:Death note mikami fuckin eliminate.jpg|Spitz to this article. Notice the simularities to the picture on the left.
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== How may I get in contact with him? ==
Glad you asked. Come back safely.

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== See also ==
*[[Furry]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Fursuit]]
*[[Kittens]]
*[[Scat]]
*[[Fuck you, I'm a dragon]]

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