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'''Shinzo Abe''' (or '''安倍 晋三''' in [[Moonspeak|Moonrunes]]) was the former prime minister of [[Japan]] whose public [[pwn|pwnage]] on July 8, [[2022]] via homemade steampunk gun shocked the peaceful nation of Nihon and the world with the most notable assassination since [[Tupac Shakur]]. Being a nation with very strict [[gun control|"gun contror"]], [[high score]] attempts in Nippon generally take place on [[Sagamihara Stabbings|hard]] or [[Mamoru Takuma|lunatic difficulty]] with knives. The assailant, part of the most populous demographic of Japan, was a 40 year old [[NEET]] [[virgin]] named Tetsuya Yamagami. The former prime minister earned the ire of [[autistic]] [[r9k|kissless and hugless]] [[anime]] watchers across Japan after telling them such things as "get a job instead of jerking off to [[Lucky Star]] characters all day" and "have some goddamn kids to counteract our diminishing birth rate". The [[assassination]] of Shinzo Abe is the most action Japan has seen in politics since 1960 when [[Otoya Yamaguchi]] sliced open some [[leftard]] [[Budd Dwyer|live on TV]]. Tetsuya was tackled and [[v&]] at the scene and it is yet to be seen if he will adhere to the ancient tradition of becoming [[an hero]] oft practiced by fellow [[Cho Seung Hui|Azns with rage]].

==Have Sex, Hikikomori==
Abe Chinkin was a proud Japanese [[weeaboo|patriot]] and did not want to see the Japanese go extinct. This is currently on track to happen because of she-japs preferring biggu white cocku and low birth rates. He spent much of his tenure as shogun demanding that Japanese people have sex to get the birth rates up. These events, while moderately based, would ultimately lead to his downfall at the hands of a [[Elliot Rodger|radical incel terrorist]] .

==honest abes Asian assassination==
In 2022, Abe was speaking at an event on his campaign trail, when a highly skilled incel Shinobi teleported behind shinzo, and shot him in the back with a homemade pipe shotgun. The gun was a multi-barreled black powder musket pepperbox of sorts, and the musket balls pierced Shinzo's heart, killing him on the spot. His reported last words were "sekkusu... Sekkusu ga daisuki da yo..."

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==See Also==
* [[Abraham Lincoln]]
* [[Charlie Kirk]]
* [[Gandhi]]
* [[Japan]]
* [[JFK]]
* [[MLK]]
* [[Mutsuo Toi]]

==External Links==
* {{Wikilink|Shinzo_Abe|TOW coverage}}
* {{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Shinzo_Abe|TOW coverage of the shooting}}

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