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== WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, COMMANDER? ==
[[Image:Finalboss2.png|thumb|right|Sereza, final boss of teh internets.]]
[[Image:Sven1.jpg|thumb|right|Tank Commander Sven, "Load Missile!"]]
[[Image:SVENA7.jpg|thumb|right|Tank Commander Sven invading Flavour Country]]
[[Image:gluttonsven.jpg|thumb|right|GLUTTON]]
[http://cam4.com/sereza '''Sereza'''], a.k.a. Tank Commander Sven (for his trademark helmet and imposing Soviet figure), is a 46 year old [[camwhore]] from <s>Russia</s> now Finland with a penchant for ill-fitting burlesque wear and lulzy acts of sick, on-camera depravity.<br> He is also known as King Snorlax.
Of all the [http://cam4.com/ cam4] users, it is safely assumed Sereza possesses the largest and sickest collection of toys (both legit and improvised). 
Despite access to a private sexual armory, the Commander's weapon of choice remains the every-day plastic bottle of varying sizes; always jammed on the end of his stubby fat-guy dick.

Speaking little English, "Sereza the Spectacle" wastes no time on pointless banter - except to occasionally mouth moans or provide his e-mail / Messenger address [<font color=red>'''sven7654@hotmail.com'''</font>], between bottle changes...<br> 
During the course of a show, the Commander has creatively incorporated most of the following:

* '''Ribbons and Bows'''
* '''Plastic Bottles'''
* '''Lit Cigarettes'''
* '''Breast Pump'''
* '''Dildos and Vibrators (of every degree)'''
* '''Bedsheets'''
* '''Panties'''
* '''Blow Up Doll'''
* '''Dildo Holsters'''
* '''moar!'''

On a typical afternoon, during one single show, Sereza can be expected to put on a number of "mini-acts". At the end of each act, he closes the proverbial stage curtains by draping a small, well-used towel over his genitals and [[AFK|mysteriously vanishes]] from set, as the camera turns to black...
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Upon his return, the Commander resumes action, refreshed - typically sporting a new toy and is most open to any comments and suggestions.

[[Image:svenbig.jpg]] 
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== MMM LOL ==
[[Image:Svenconfession.jpg|thumb|right|]]
After being heckled by [[Fags|some really straight guys in a fat nude man's chat]], Tank Commander Sven, while fingering his pussy through a French Maid outfit, responded to the troublemakers by reassuring his audience that he did not like men; that he was, in fact, into women, because:

{{quote|I GIRL TOO LOL|the Commander, brilliant strategic counter offensive}}

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== Comments and Suggestions ==
[[Image:svenno.jpg|thumb|right|:( :( :(]]
[[Image:Sven9.jpg|thumb|right| Ex-KGB, the Commander incorporated his gun holster nicely]]

To date, Sereza has only flat-out refused to attempt [[pwnt|double anal]], claiming 
{{quote|nooo one strong ... i dont know 2 dildo in small ass|blushing}} 
Despite mass support for denied DP, one must always remain polite when dealing with a [[tranny|lady]].<br>
One insecurity aside, most Cam4 users are barely able to masturbate right, let-alone 


''''PUT RAMAN NOODLES IN PUSSY MAKE WET WITH PUSSY JUICES''''
or
''''PEE ON RAMAN NOODLES MAKE WET PUT SAUCE IN PEE STIR WITH DICK''''


...but being a stoic Russian and mammoth slut, Tank Commander Sven might just be the one willing to step-up to the plate and win over his fans - if somebody were to 
[http://babelfish.altavista.com translate the request into Commie] and ask him. 

Sadly, despite an overwhelming commitment to the [[lulz]] and a willingness to try almost every form of debauchery (and invent the rest) Sereza remains [[Goatse|too real]] for the average cam4 user; and has been denied the rightful 'most viewed profile of the month / day' award...


==Gallery==
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Image:sven2.jpg
Image:svensmoke.jpg|Intermission 
Image:SVEN3.jpg
Image:svendoll.jpg
Image:SVEN7.jpg
Image:svencum2.jpg
Image:Serezalands.jpg
Image:Finalboss.jpg
Image:Serezaisfamous.jpg|Sereza is E-Famous!
Image:sereza_strightmale.jpg|sereza, 43, straight, male,
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==External Links==
[http://blogs.mail.ru/mail/prostitut_xxx/ '''His Blog''']

Email [mailto:sven7654@hotmail.com]

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[http://cam4.com/sereza '''Cam 4 page''']

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