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[[Image:Sandyjax.gif|thumb| HI I AM <s>SANDYJAX</s> DURP]]

[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sandyjax SandyJax] is a [[retard]]ed [[furfag]] who [[Shit nobody cares about|Nobody Gives a Fuck About]] (literally - see journal screencaps).

This [[dumb]]shit has [[no life]], no [[money]], and no [[two of my friends died|friends]]. His [[FurAffinity|FurFaggonity]] page consists entirely of:
*Shitty things he wrote for his gallery that [[nobody|nobody cares about]].
*Journals about [[shit]]ty movies.
*Journals about [[whore|FREE ART]], where he shamelessly whores for art and tries to get everyone else to do it (but it would seem most other [[furfags]] have more respect for artists and do not give a flying [[fuck]])
*Journals about having NO MONEY [[emo|(///_.)]]


==Possibly the Most Retarded Furfag EVER==
[[Image:SandyJax FreeArt4.jpg|thumb| SandyJax speaks the [[truth]] about himself.]]
[[Image:SandyJax WTF1.jpg|thumb| SandyJax questions [[furfag]] logic!]]
[[Image:SandyJax WTF4.jpg|thumb| But that's funny because SandyJax is a big enough furfag to have a "wolf pack"]]
Most [[furfags]] have around the same IQ as that of a [[lime]], but SandyJax is lower than that. A [[shitstorm|whole lot]] lower.
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1630456/ SandyJax explains] his [[furfag]] history for a piece of [[shit|FREE ART]]!!
{{quote|I'ma start out by mentioning that THIS FANDOM IS FULL OF CRAZY NIGGAS of all shapes, colors and sizes, including me. The only reason I found out about it is I was horny and wanted to see my favorite cartoon characters NEKID! When I realized there was a ton of that shit, I was like WHOA COOL! So I signed up to like FA...after getting acquainted with FCHAN.}}
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1443127/ SandyJax questions] [[furfag]] [[logic]] - he seems to have forgotten he is a big [[furfag]] due to a bad case of [[amnesia]]. That's some very [[l337]] [[fail]], because he has a big fat line under his [[FurAffinity|FurFaggonity]] profile that states he's a member of a <s>wolf</s> [[furfag]] pack.
{{quote|Ok, so I know that anthro creatures are a flippin' awesome concept, and that coincides with the fact that there is an entire fandom devoted to worshiping them.

[[plushie|I know for a fact that some of these people wish nothing more than to be a real live anthro.]]

Do these people think about all the hassle that would cause?}}
His <s>wolf</s> [[furfag]] pack is called [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/desertknights Desert_Knights] - a truly original name! Join them today!!!

==Love For Shitty Movies==
SandyJax [[love|LOVES]] [[bullshit|shitty movies]] [[nobody]] else gives a [[lolcow|cow's shit]] about. The only thing worse then [[ZOO: The Movie|these movies]] is SandyJax's taste in movies.
<center><gallery>
Image:SandyJax Movie2.jpg| SCOTT PILGRIM IS DOUBLE RAINBOWS! DOUBLE RAINBOWS GUYZ!!!!! DURP
Image:SandyJax Movie1.jpg| FUCK THE CRITICS ALPHA AND OMEGA WAS AWESUM!!!!! DURP
Image:SandyJax WTF3.jpg| ALPHA AND OMEGA [[shit|PORN]] BY [[Zaush|ZAUSH]]??? OMG DENNIS HOPPER IS HAWT!
</gallery></center>
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1728870/ SandyJax on Alpha & Omega:]
{{quote|What I found was not a movie like The Lion King, or Toy Story, or any other movie (animated or not) that made your brain turn to diarrhea and run out of your nose from shear viewing.}}
{{quote|I actually found this movie enjoyable. I give it a 7 out of 10, it deserves at least a 5.}}

*[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1633428/ SandyJax on Scott Pilgrim:]
{{quote|DOUBLE RAINBOW GUY is like totally cool. I now officially have to listen to this song every time I'm feeling upset, because the guy is just so happy, and the remix really emphasizes it.

GO DOUBLE RAINBOWS!!!}}

*SandyJax murryingpurring with a fellow dumbshit, [[Zaush]]:
{{quote|Lol, you thought Dennis Hopper was hot x3 Well...he does have a way about him <3}}

==Whoring For Free Art==
SandyJax is a self-proclaimed [[attention whore|Art Whore]] who likes to whore for [[art|free art]]. He also doesn't hide this fact and wants [[anonymous|EVERYONE]] to know.
<center><gallery>
Image:SandyJax FreeArt2.jpg| YO GUYZ WANT SOME FREE ART??? DURP
Image:SandyJax FreeArt1.jpg| HURRY UP THE CONTEST IS ENDING!!!! DURP
Image:SandyJax FreeArt5.jpg| Art whoring FAIL.
</gallery></center>

*SandyJax tried "too many times" for this contest (he tried [[:File:SandyJax_FreeArt5.jpg|ONCE]]. which is more than [[over 9000]] times)
{{quote|So pretty much anyone who can figure out the two species that is this abomination gets FREE ART, but I've already tried...too many times. SO go ahead and give it your best shot.

EDIT: FUCK YOU GUYS! YOU'RE TOO LATE, THEY FIGURED OUT WHAT IT WAS WITHOUT YOU!!!! [[baw|;__;]]}}

==HELP ME I AM POOR! [[baw|(///_;)]]==
[[Image:SandyJax WTF2.jpg|thumb| HELP ME I AM [[poor|POOR]]! [[baw|;_;]]]]
[[Image:SandyJax FreeArt6.jpg|thumb| ARTISTS ARE FUCKING [[capitalism|GREEDY]] CUZ THEY WON'T DRAW ME FREE ARTZ EVEN THO I AM [[poor|POOR]]!!! DURP]]
When SandyJax isn't asking for free art or frothing over shitty [[furfag]] movies, he spends his time drowning in self-pitty about being poor (which begs to question, where did he get the money to go see all these shitty movies?)

*What does "AXE is for straight people only" have to do with the rest of his journal entry (I HAVE NO MONEY!!!) is beyond comprehension
{{quote|AXE...it's for STRAIGHT PEOPLE ONLY.

On a more serious note. I feel like crying because I can't do much of anything for my mate this Christmas.

I have no way of making money, I've put in dozens of applications, I've followed through several times and to no avail.}}
*Having no money means everyone must pity him. That's why SandyJax is leading a [[Crusade]] against [[Zaush|greedy Capitalist]] artists
{{quote|And we're not talking professional graphics design here, we're talking mostly fappable furry art...so I think it's really you who should STFU.

I'm not paying hundreds of dollars to fap, not 50 dollars either unless it's like pretty damn good shit. I can entertain myself for less.}}

*[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1436298/ A Whole New Level] Of [[dumb|DUMB]]
{{quote|I just realized you actually don't feel that way and you meant those as things that poor people say to feel better. WELL TO HELL WITH YOU FOR NOT BEING POOR AND UNDERSTANDING!!!}}

==Ways to Troll SandyJax==
#Tell him to get a job, [[furfag]]!
#Tell him to get a life.
#Hold a free art contest and tell him he doesn't qualify.
#Tell him to pay for his art.
#Tell him the KFC nearest to him is closed.
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==See also==
*[[Attention whore]]
*[[Emo]]
*[[Two of my friends died]]
*[[Furry]]
*[[Lolcow]]

==External links==
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sandyjax SandyJax on FurFaggonity]

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