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[[Image:Group girls.jpg|thumb|250px|Robokin sexaroids]]
[[Image:Robokin.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Logo of the Otherkin.]]
Like otherkin, robokin are supreme [[Asperger's syndrome|aspie]]s who believe they are not human; rather, [[robot]]s. Robokin differ from [[furries]] and [[otherkin]] in that robokin usually are robots of some kind. [[Special]] robots. Robokin are obsessed with [[Mechanophilia]].

Robokin are [[self-important]] [[camwhore]]s. They invented [[internet disease]], because they are "perfect by design."

Almost without exception, robokin are diarrhea-lapping [[boring]]. Many will attribute this to their ability to maintain jobs, spouses and successful lives to their robot like condition, meaning that their computer brain is too [[leet|1337]] 4 u. Others are secretly robokin, and if you ask them they will deny it to the death. Which is fine, because they don't do anything but go to work, eat batteries, and have sex with computers.

==How to recognize==
*Always talking to a [[cell phone]]. Not on, '''to''' the phone. Might not be calling anybody, just talking to the phone.
*Yelling at technology when it breaks.
*Listening to [[techno]]
*Posting [[livejournal]] entries in [[Machine_code|binary]]
*Girls: [[Cunt]] looks like a steel trap
*Guys: [[Cock]] looks like a drill press

==Notable Robokin==
*Brent Spiner
*David Bowie
*Stephen Hawking
*Terri Schiavo (ceased functioning in 2005, thank Microsoft)
*[[W]] Bush
*Charlize Theron
*Marilyn Manson

'''Denounce being robokin, but secretly are'''
*Harrison Ford
*[[Bill Gates]]
*C3-PO

'''Maybes'''
*Michael Jackson
*R2D2
*Robbie the robot

==External Links==
{{ljcomm|user=_harvey_}} LJ comic about a gay robokin<br>
{{lj|user=android23}} A robokin's livejournal<br>
{{ljcomm|user=advancedcpp}} Community for robokin to talk about their problems

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