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[[Image:Pigslop_bitches.jpg|thumb| "You guys don't know anything about me"]]
'''Pigslop''' ({{yt|cu|PigSlopReturns|PigSlopReturns}}), AKA Mr. James "Ketamine", currently known as '''Ghostdog''' was a fat, stoned, [[fag|hater-poser]] that used to make videos on [[YouTube]]. His [[TL;DW]] videos were best known for their blatant displays of drug abuse, hip-hop background tracks, and sepia tone. Apparently Mr. Ketamine used to be a DJ at some point, but suffered a terrible "[[Buttsecks|bicycling]] accident", thereby ending his lucrative career as a professional [[wigger]]. As a result of this injury, to this day Pigslop still suffers from bouts of [[ALLCAPS|Capslock Disorder]] (AKA Internets Tourettes) due to various real-life heart attacks.

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== History ==
[[Image:Pigslop_star.jpg|thumb|right| Pigslop, a method acting [[dildo|superstar]]]]
Pigslop used to enjoy a position of respect and reverence within the hater community. He was a founding member of the YouTube Underground, and had a hand in several large-scale trolling campaigns. He had a mutually-beneficial symbiotic relationship with [[ED]], [[Irish282|using]] and [[TheHill88|creating]] some of the material contained in these articles for his videos. But as time went on, his e-fame went to his head, and Pigslop developed an extreme case of [[unwarranted self-importance]], resulting in one of the lulziest cases of serial snow-balling self-ownage in YouTube history.

== War is Art ==
When the YouTube Underground gained popularity and influence within the hater community, many people began claiming membership who were not actually members. This caused a great degree of [[butthurt]] within Ketamine, who felt he now had little control over the groups directions and actions. In a daring power-grabbing attempt, Pigslop created the ultra-exclusive group [[warisart|War is Art]]. War is Art was Ketamine's way of saying,"This is my club, I make the rules, and nobody comes in unless I say so". Although Pigslop stated in several videos that "everybody wants to know what's going on with War is Art", [[noone]] actually gave a [[shit]].

== The Katiesopinion Debacle ==
[[Image:Pigslop_myspace_gypsy_rant.JPG|thumb| Pigslop now wanders the [[internets]] as a [[MySpace]] gypsy]]
Unimpressed with the degree of [[fail]] that War is Art embodied, Pigslop decided to raise the stakes in the popularity contest that he was having with himself. He made a video proclaiming that a "Big YouTuber" was about to join the ranks of his very exclusive, yet largely ignored, group of hater/artists. When it was divulged that the "Big YouTuber" he was referring to was none other than [[katiesopinion]], all [[hell]] broke loose. In the past, katiesopinion had been a target of Ketamine's. In one fell swoop, Pigslop sold out and [[jumped the shark]] at the same time, trading in his underground popularity for a Dolce and Gabbana handbag. The hater shit-storm that followed after that was deafening:
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG-rKlQDF34 '''DJ James Ca$hMachine - #1 Chud Hypocrite Ep 13.''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1e8l8ZlNOg '''Pigslop, Zenophile, and Encyclopedia Dramatica''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90TYhbPgYQg '''Re: FROMHELLSON AN EXTERMINATOR ACADEMY SHORT FILM''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhXjZoVWwjs '''The Soup Has Been Spilled!''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WGjXsYxxOQ '''DJ Ketamine (The Actor Re-Mix)''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSdQB9rEF4k '''Death Dealer 2.5 (What does that even mean) PT 2''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK08sZYx95A '''*intermission*''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k59etM-Bu34 '''Drug-Dealer Two and Three-Eighths: Stoned Assmonkey Style''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBuYCkR76oA '''Operation Dirty Salami - First Counterstrike''']
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRzdzAOkCrE '''KatiesOpinion gets trolled out of the YT WIA Group''']

== The ReturnOfGod Gambit ==

Pigslop was furious that his new addition of katiesopinion was met with such hostility. He arrogantly told his former fans that they should just "shut up and watch the videos that are gonna come out". When this statement fell on deaf ears, Pigslop declared himself "God", and started a new YouTube channel, returnofgod. This feeble attempt at re-creating himself hardly sufficed, with his new channel getting barely <i>half</i> the subscribers that his original one had. [[Fail]].

== The TonyStockert Fiasco ==
[[Image:Highcat.gif|thumb| "You told them what?...that you're a METHOD ACTOR?!?!?!...are you completely fucking [[retard]]ed??"]]
On his lulzy way down, Pigslop was having various email exchanges with a variety of people. One of those persons was  [[User:Zenophile808|Zenophile808]]. Zenophile808 had created a spoof "christian rapper" account by the name of [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=McCazor MC Cazor] to host videos made of datamined music that [[TonyStockert]] had recorded a few years ago . For all intents and purposes, Zeno thought that it was completely obvious that this was an [[ED]] driven account, since many of the subscribers/subscriptions were ED-centric. Pigslop however, in a drug-induced haze, became convinced that this was none other than [[TonyStockert]]. A combination of bad intel, hallucinations, and paranoia made Ketamine run with it. He made a [[lollercoaster]] of an embarassing video where he proclaimed to "expose" [[User:Zenophile808|Zenophile808]] as [[TonyStockert]]. This video ran for about two weeks before Ketamine sobered up long enough to realize he had completely screwed the pooch on this one.

<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWROgsyS7GE '''WHAT SORRY?!?!!? Zenophile = Tony ???!!? WTF''']</s>

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ubry18PeU4 '''erm... sorry incorrect : PiGsLop Fails''']

== The Method Actor Ruse ==

Fail after epic fail left Pigslop reeling for an excuse for his actions. If he had two brain cells to rub together, he could have probably  pulled off the "I'm sorry, I was on drugs" thing without a hitch. Instead, he opted for one of the lamest piles of horseshit ever invented: "I am a method actor". Disregard the fact that half his face is paralyzed due to a drug-induced heart attack, that he's 50 pounds overweight, and that he constantly has a joint in his hand or mouth. This guy is A-list Hollywood method actor material, and the only reason he's here on YouTube at all is to hone his method acting skills while getting ready for his big break. 

== The Self-Ownage Finale' ==
[[Image:Bukkakepigslop.jpg|thumb|Pigslop loves the [[bukkake]]]]
In his final days, Ketamine had literally boxed himself into a corner. He Was the laughing stock of YouTube, but still kept droning on about how he didn't need his subscribers, he was making tons of money, and that he was going to have a "big interview" on his old pal katiesopinion's channel very soon. The hater community was so united and relentless in their assault that he couldn't keep up with the pwnage. He made a number of lulzy videos called the "Death-Dealer" series, in which he painted his fat stoned ass as a "video kung fu master". The master then masterfully made a video showing his California Medical Marijuana License, in an effort to brag that he couldn't be arrested for pot, too stoned to realize that he had essentially just dropped [[docs]] on himself. He deleted his channel soon after that.

*[http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=8s1scrzAViA YouTube user Ownageed explains PigSlop]
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==[[ALLCAPS|Reaction to ED article]]==
[[Image:DJ-LazyEye1.jpg|thumb|DJ Lazy Eye, needs more sepia!]]

[[Image:Pigslop is a wigger.jpg|thumb|left|"YO, I AM A DJ FOR REAL MAN!"]]

<small>ED - MAKE MONEY BITCHES !! - THE WINNER IN RL IS ?? THAT DID NOT TAKE LONG !!  I KNEW OLD ED WOULD COME THROUGH LIKE CHAMPS - YOU JUST GOTTA DROP THE RIGHT NAMES AND BLAMMO !!  WOW WHERE TO EVEN START ??? FIRST THING CALLING ME A WIGGER ? AS I HAVE SAID AT MY AGE I AM WHO I AM . TO TAKE A UGLY RACIST TERM AND USE IT TO MY NAME IS JUST LOW CLASS BUT HEY THAT IS ED ALL THE WAY - I CAN PICTURE THE LITTLE MAN WRITING IT AND FEELING STRONG - LICKING HIS TEETH AND THINKING YAA MAN I GOT EM WITH THAT ONE . NOT ONLY IS IT INSULTING TO ME BUT ANY OTHER WHITE PERSON THAT PUTS WORK INTO HIPHOP . NOW BEING A WIGGER I COULD LIST ALL THE NICE THINGS LIFE IT HAS BROUGHT ME ? I THINK WILL JUST SAY I PUT ALOT INTO THE ART OF HIPHOP AND I GOT ALOT BACK - I GUESS WHEN I LOOK BACK I CAN POINT TO ALOT OF THINGS AND SAY YAA THAT WAS ME AND I MADE HELLA LOOT . TO ME THAT FEELS ALOT MORE BETTER THEN BEING LIKE YAAA I WROTE A FREE ARTICLE FOR A WEBSITE . MY FANBASE WAS TEENAGE BOYS AND CLOSETED RACIST ASSHOLES - BUT HEY WHAT DOES A DRUGGED OUT WIGGER KNOW ?? SEE WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS WHAT IS THE POINT OF ED ?? IT CLAIMS ONE THING BUT ACTS A TOTALLY DIFFRENT WAY . WHY DOES SUCH A BIG STRONG WEBSITE HAVE TO BEG FOR MONEY ?? WHY ARE THEIR WRITERS SO BORING ? IT IS LIKE 8TH GRADE CREATIVE WRITING  - ONCE AGAIN THEY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TRY AND CREATE DRAMA ?? WHAT IS SAD IS THEY HAVE NO ONE WHO CAN MAKE GOOD VIDEOS FOR THEM , THEY HAVE NO MONEY , THE HAVE ZERO PRESENSE ON ANY WEBSITE BUT THEIR OWN . ONCE AGAIN THEY GO FOR THE TOTAL FACELESS HIDDEN BITCH GAME . SO SAD THEY ALL HIDE THEY ARE A JOKE - WHAT I SEE IS SCARED CHILDREN AND WHEN EVER SOME ONE STARTS TELLING THE FACTS ABOUT THEM - THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS . LASHING OUT WITH ARTICLES OH NOEZ - I MEEN THAT IS IT ?? IS THAT THEIR BIG FINAL MOVE ?? COME THE FUCK ON KIDS - YOU ACT LIKE YOUR ALL THE BADDEST SHIT ON THE NET BUT IN THE END YOU DO NOTHING ! WHAT I SEE IS A BUNCH OF LOSER CLOSETED RACISTS SUPPORTING A SITE TIED TO WHITE POWER GROUPS IN THE SOUTH . IF YOU LOOK THROUGH THE SITE IT IS ALL ABOUT RACISM AND HATRED OF WOMEN AND A WHOLE LOTTA NERDS WHO DONT GET LAID - WHO HAVE NO BIZ STRUCTURE , WHO CAN NOT EVEN GET A SIMPLE T SHIRT DESIGN DONE TO PAY FOR THEIR OWN SERVER .NO THEY RESORT TO THE DREADED AND ALL AROUND AUTOFAIL AT REAL LIFE  - BEGGING !! DO YOU THINK ANY OF THESE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO ACT THEY WAY THEY WANT YOU TO THINK IN REAL LIFE ?? DO THEY THINK THEY CAUSE FEAR OF SOME SORT TO ANYONE ? DO YOU THINK SAYING MY NAME AND WHAT TOWN I LIVE IN IS GOING TO UNLEASH SATANS HOUNDS UPON ME ?? DO YOU THINK BEING A FACELESS NOBODY AND TALKING SHIT ONLINE MAKES YOU BETTER IN REAL LIFE ?? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN EFFECT A REAL ARTIST ?? DO YOU THINK ANY ARTISTS SELLS LESS CAUSE OF YOU . THEN YOU BODLY FLATTER YOURSELFS . SEE LIKE ALL SMALL SITES YOU HAVE YOUR CORE READERS THEN THAT IS IT ! THAT ADDS UP TO NO MONEY , NOT EVEN WORK YOU COULD TRY TO SELL . THAT PRETTY MUCH MEENS YOU GET NOTHING - YOU THINK I WANT A GOLD STAR AND A PAT ON THE BACK FROM OTHER ASSHOLES WHO ARE TO SCARED TO SHOW THEIR FACES?? NAH A WIGGER LIKE ME WOULD RATHER GET THE GOLD IN REAL LIFE !! MAN I BET THE WEED IN TEXAS IS SWAG SHIT ! LOLZ GET BACK ON THAT HILLYBILLY RIN SUCKERS .
[[Image:Pigrockstar.jpg|thumb|right|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wZOeKosD7o Pigslop arrives at court] to Sue [[YouTube]] for Dropping his Doxs]]
I SHOWED A BAG FROM A MEDICAL CLUB OF WEED NOT A CLUB ID GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT REDNECKS . NOW THAT THIS CAREER ENDING PAGE IS OUT ON ME - I WONDER IF IT WILL BE A BIG WINNER FOR ED SHIT I HOPE IT BECOMES THE MOST VIEWED PAGE ON THE SITE . THANK YOU FOR THE LINK RIGHT TO MY PAGE !! ; ] NOW IF IT TAKES A MONTH TO BREAK A THOUSAND VIEWS THEN I WILL BE BUMMED OUT !! SINCE MY BLOGS DO THAT EVERY COUPLE DAYS , I THINK A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE GAME COULD GET A MILLION VIEWS FOR MY PAGE RIGHT ?? SORRY I FORGOT MORE PEOPLE HATE YOU THEN LIKE YOU. YOUR MARKETING IS SAD . 
I AM MAD ME AND OTHERS HAD TO  DOUBLE YOUR VIEWS CAUSE YOU COULD NOT GET IT DONE THAT IS FOR SURE . YAAA LOTTA PEOPLE ARE NOT GIVIN YOU GUYS THAT PROMO ANYMORE HUH ?? YOU CAN THANK ME FOR THAT ! FAR AS HIRING A HACKER - FOR WHAT TO ROB A BANK ? FUCKEN IDIOTS I WAS SEEING WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND IF IT WAS NET LEGAL . SHIT I MEEN SINCE YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD ASS JUST KEEP WATCHEN MY PAGE FIND OUT ABOUT MY NEXT SHOW OR APPERANCE AND SEND SOME ONE TO DEAL WITH ME !! OOOOOPPPPSSSSSS I FORGOT YOU GUYS HIDE AND ARE SCARED OF REAL LIFE CATCHING UP WITH YOU -   
GET ZENOHPILE MY BITCH TO MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO FOR ME SOON . THEN I WILL ADD SONGS ON MY PAGE FOR SALE AND YOU CAN BE MY FREE STREET TEAM . WHEN I AM IN AMSTERDAM FILMING LATER THIS YEAR I WILL SHOW THE CASH GENERATED BY YOUR WORK AS I SMOKE I WILL THANK YOU ! JESUS LOVES ME AND SO DOES MONEY !! JAMES - REDWOOD CITY CA 2007  - AKA MR KETAMINE /TEAM TUFF /EXTERMINATOR ACADEMY - THANKS ED MAKE ME MONEY - CHECK OUT ANOTHER FAILURE BY MY SAD SELF !! SUBTERVERTUNDERGROUNPRESS.COM </small>

== 2008 Summary ==


[[Image:omegamanbearpig.jpg|thumb|right|"Goddamn bootlegging sons of bitches!"]]


WE ARE ALIEN PEOPLE PEOPLE ARE DUMB - SO YOU THINK I AM ON YOUTUBE . THAT SHIT CRACKS ME UP FOR REAL CAUSE I AM NOT . I WOULD NEVER POST A VIDEO WRONG THEN LEAVE IT UP ? I WOULD NEVER ALLOW COMMENTS ON MY PAGE . THERE WOULD BE A LINK TO MY MYSPACE PAGE . I WOULD NEVER USE A OVER SIZE BACK GROUND THAT DOES'NT FIT WELL . I WOULD NEVER LET MY VIDEOS BE RATED CAUSE I KNOW LOSERS ARE GOING TO ONE STAR THEM . ANY ONE FROM ED WOULD BE BLOCKED FROM MY PAGE AND SO WOULD RACER X ! I WOULD NEVER LEAVE A MESSED UP VIDEO ON MY PAGE . I WOULD HAVE ATLEAST 150 OLD SCHOOL RAP VIDEOS IN MY FAVES . I WOULD HAVE MY OWN MUSIC VIDEO FOR NIGHT FLOWERS AS THE FEATURED VIDEO . SO I ASK ALL THOSE HARDCORE NET SLEUTHS TO PULL THE IP ON THAT YOUTUBE PAGE . GO FOR IT AND SEE WERE THOSE VIDEOS ARE COMING FROM - PigSlop

== Trivia ==
[[Image:PigSlopDead.jpg|frame|right| The immortal words of [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=samtwist samtwist]]]
*James and his "wife" are fans of [[Yahoo]]. Hit them up at "jmdjketamine".
*James Pigslop can now be found in Redwood City, California practicing his "acting skills".
*James is currently in his late 30s. Yes, he is almost 40 fucking years old.
*Pigslop fell victim to heart disease. If Pigslop has another heart attack he may never VLOG again. 
*James's wife can be found on the [[internets]] answering various '''yahoo questions''' like "how do I know my husband is gay.."
*and the [http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjsBzY1rByO_xQUd5PapLdOJSAx.?qid=20061224001646AAccdId&show=7#profile-info-a2d5da67d5b6a701255287abdcf2336eaa classic answer] '''"he never listens to me....especially the small things. I used to believe that he could protect me from anything...then he had a heart attack. Now I have to protect him."''' (Won Best Answer woop!!!)
*James enjoys [[an hero]]; Kurt Cobain
*is a [[Williamsledd]] fanboi as shown on his various [[MySpace]] blogs (usually written in CAPSLOCK)
*Continues to play the [[internet tough guy]] to this day and suffers from extreme [[unwarranted self importance]] as exemplified by his current claims that he will file [[DMCA]]'s on those who post his old videos anywhere online.
*[[Bff]] with YouTubes [[cosplay]] "philosopher" [[Battim]]. 

== Quotes ==

{{quote|MY GOD I CAN NOT BELIVE(sic) HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST LIVE IN A TOTAL FANTASY WORLD|James P. Ketafail}}

{{quote|IF I SAY IM(sic) BETTER THAN YOU ITS(sic) BECAUSE I REALLY AM|DJ Ketafailure}}

{{quote|AT MY AGE AND WHAT I HAVE BEEN THROUGH I LOOK GREAT! MOST PEOPLE THINK I AM IN MY TWENTYS(sic).| Pigfail}}

{{quote|I MIGHT GO BACK TO SCHOOL , I CAN IF I WANT TO . WE HAVE THE MONEY ?? IF I WENT I GUESS IT WOULD BE FOR COMPUTER SHIT.| DJ Delusional}}

{{quote|I've got bigger [[wut|frish]] to fry !|Pigslop on "Frish"?}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Pigslopjamesketamine.jpg|Heart-Attack, Man-Child, "Actor", and over 38 years old.(seen here doing his best [[CaseyNunez]] impression)
Image:pigslops_wife1.jpg|Pigslop's wife (seen here in Amsterdam) Holy Shit! he's married to a man?
Image:Pigsloppy.jpg|internet tough guy
Image:Pigslop_fat.jpg|sup fatty #1
</gallery>

== Resources ==
*[http://www.battlecam.com/ghostdog www.battlecam.com/ghostdog Where Pigslop currently hangs out]
*[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.showvids&friendID=25555605&n=25555605&MyToken=113d0dea-4103-41ce-b346-62467958db91 Pigslop Myspace Video page] - most of his "rockstar" videos are hosted here
*[http://www.myspace.com/exterminatoracademy exterminatoracademy] - pigslop's [[MySpace]] 
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=owntooblivion owntooblivion] - UNCONFIRMED pigslop [[sockpuppet]] (needs more investigation)
*[http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=148816242&blogID=273546246 pigslop's deleted "apology blog"] - mirrored for archival purposes 
*[http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AnY8uJ3WaVbT_Rb5WAG9kx0acxV.?show=AA11816346 pigslop's wife's Yahoo Answers account] - very revealing
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=pigtitties pigtitties] - a pigslop memorial channel
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=PigSloppy PigSloppy] - a pigslop parody channel
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=returnofqod returnofqod] - a returnofgod parody channel
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/pigprox PigProx]</s> - Mirror of any video he makes on myspace. Suspended DMCA'd by Pigslop

== See Also ==
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*[[warisart]]
*[[Battim]]
*[[katiesopinion]]
*[[HellionExciter]]
*[[skuee]]
*[[troll]]
*[[PirateSmacK]]
*[[Williamsledd]]
*[[faggotry|completely heterosexual]]
*[[drugs]]
*[[gay|san francisco]]
*[[Youtube Nobodies]]

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