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'''Paltalk''' is the home of [[losers]] and [[faggots]], who have nothing better to do than to talk to random people online. [[IRL]] these people would be burned at the stake for their [[retarded]] views on the world. All their Admins are left-wing fucktards looking to spread fail and will kick people for bullshit reasons.
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==Pal Community==
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Because Paltalk is free, anyone can join and instantly get [[AIDS]]. Each room is full of angry middle-aged lonely people looking to bitch about the world, and are obsessed with playing lame music to make people feel welcome to the shit hole that is this [[circle jerk]]. It’s also a well known fact that users that don’t have a profile, are [[13 year old boys]] [[fapping]] to sex cams at [[OVER 9000]] before Paltalk asks for an upgrade.

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==The Rooms==
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Each category has been designed for a particular type of [[faggotry]]. Below are some of the more retarded, homo dick farms that are full of [[fail]] in [[OVER_9000|large amounts]].

===Featured Rooms===
Standard rooms for [[newbies]] and confused old people. Expect [[lamers]] and [[furrys]] in large quantities.

===Friends, Love and Romance===
Possibly the only room that proves God doesn’t exist. Full of fat men looking for cyber sex and foreigners chatting in [[WTF|moon talk]].

===Social Issues and Politics===
[[Roflcopter|ROFLcopters]] and [[FBI]] raid this room regularly. Plenty of George Bush haters and radical [[KKK]] members looking to cry like little babies about the world and the price of oil.

===African===
Need we say more?

===Religion and Spirituality===
The [[Holy Grail]] of trolls and [[Jesus]] [[fanboys]]. Full of crazy [[creationists]] and drunk priests screaming about the end of the world. Soulless [[Atheists]] bashing [[God]] and plotting to rule the world.

===Computers and Technology===
Rooms full of [[nerds]] and SNES [[fanboys]] talking about how cool [[Linux]] is. [[Gay|Uber coolz]] [[hackers]] showing of their [[1337]] skills by threatening to get your [[IP address]].

===Adult===
Plenty of [[furrys]] and fat ugly men jerking in front of cams. Creepy old men looking for some young ass and fat minghags using sandpaper dildos and doing [[goatse]] poses.

==Trolling Paltalk==
* trolling the bnp for ultra lulz from butthurt neo-nazis. be sure to tell them their country is full of sand niggers.
*Hog the microphone and play loud gay music.
*Read bible quotes in Atheist rooms.
*USE CAPS FOR [[WIN]]!!!
*Stalk [[emo]] kids until they die.
*Talk about [[buttsex]] in [[Christian]] channels.
*Send any offensive files to everyone without "do not disturb" or "pals only" status.
*Spam the admin with files until the lag on his computer gets him off the mic, than jump it
*Say nigger in African rooms
*Use Camtasia for infinite camera lulz
*Ask people in Foreign Language rooms how to say offensive things
*RECORD ALL REACTIONS TO TROLLING AND UPLOAD THEM HERE!!!
*Play Slayer or Anal Cunt in every room
*Make friends with admins until you get their admin code, then take over for ultra-lulz.
*Set text to "Large" and pick Red as the color
===Known Trolls===
*PORYGON-Q - Mic spammer and multi-account troll.
*BADLARRY - Atheist always in a bad mood.
*GaBoi_27 - Troll but doesn't know it lol.
*NitroOxide74 - Mic spammer, spams guro & viruses to random people, b& from over 9000 rooms
*UltimateUltimate - One of NitroOxide74's many alts.
*Your mom - Cam whore who sticks [[over 9000]] dildos in her ass
*Skeeter Lee - Mic spammer, beat boxes into the mic during religious debates among other things
*IRANIAN12 - Known mic spammer, always plays Islamic shit in Catholic rooms.
*SimonCowell_ - Frequently flashes his penis in Christian rooms and jerks off on cam

==See Also==
*[[Chatroom]]
*[[Circle jerk]]
*[[Trolling]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.paltalk.com/ Join the crap today!!!]


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