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In late July [[Anonymous|anon]] noticed a news story. An ugly [[fat]] [[bitch]], AKA [[Mary Alice Altorfer]], saw a [[Pools Closed]] banner on her subdivision pool and cried "racism" to the press. Anon saw this as yet another opportunity to star on [[Fox News|faux news]] and create much bawwwwing resulting in epic lulz. On July 18th, [[/b/tards]] went out early in the morning and closed many pools nationwide to commemorate the lulz that had happened with [[Mary Alice Altorfer]] hoping to recreate a similar scenario but nationwide. Anon has yet to decide on another date to raid the pools, but until then...happy closing!  

'''[[TL;DR]]: Close every single fucking pool that you live by nao!'''

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==Operation Close The Pool==
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Image:Poolsclosedprintoutnoebaums.jpg|Original Version.
Image:Poolsclosedprintout.jpg|Ebaumsworld Version.
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1. Print out one of the above pictures.<br>
2. Buy superglue and duct tape.<br>
3. Head to all the pools near you at around 3am in the morning.<br>
4. Superglue and tape sign to entrance/message board.<br>
5. Watch butthurt commence.<br>
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[[Protip|'''PROTIP:''']] Wear gloves when handling the paper and baggie just to be safe. If you're going to post pics, [[Trey Burba|don't upload them straight from your camera.]]
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==No Pool? No Problem!==

[[Pedobear]] has also joined the crusade. Post the below image at parks / schools / movie theatres / restaurants and all other [[Pedophile|child]] / family orientated places.

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Image:Pedo proper.jpg|Original Version.
Image:1216350757327.jpg|Ebaumsworld Version.
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==Phase Two==
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After a day or two, when they take down the original sign, post the above picture in the SAME SPOT where you put the first one. This is guaranteed to create [[lulz]].

==Alternative Method==
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As performed by [irc://irc.anonnet.org/battletoads #battletoads]. [[Epic_Win|EPIC WIN!]]
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==Gallery==
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Image:Bw-poolsclosed-cleanstensil.png|stencil for spraypaint.
Image:EbaumslogosPrintout.jpg|Ebaums logos to put in the bags/letters
Image:10PoolsClosedposterMaryAliceAltorfer.jpg|The original 10 (the person who hit marys pool hit 9 others, lulz)
Image:HighRes-POOLSCLOSED-SIGN.png|Actual Racism POOL'S CLOSED SIGN
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Image:Poolsclosedsupplys.JPG
Image:Anon-sendsnailmailtomary.jpg|See "I said pool's closed"
Image:PoolsClosed5.gif
Image:Poolsclosed1.gif|A winner is you...no seriously a winner is you
Image:Poolsclosed2.jpg
Image:Poolsclosed3.gif
Image:Poolsclosed4.jpg
Image:Poolsclosed6.jpg
Image:Poolsclosed7.jpg
Image:PedosoperateinthisareaPoolsclosed.jpg|[[Pedophile|Oh lawds]], save the [[Pedobear|kids!]]
Image:PedoBearParksClosed.JPG
Image:Poolsclosed8.jpg
Image:Poster33631760.jpg|A new [[meme]] is born
Image:Poolsclosed9.jpg
Image:Poolsclosed10.jpg
Image:Brit_pools_closed2.jpg|Closing English Channel, Brb
Image:Solentpoolsclosed.jpg|Closed English Channel, Solent & Isle of Wight
Image:Anon-poolsclosed.gif|[[DOING IT WRONG]]
Image:Floridafag-poolsclosed.jpg|''I think the pool might actually be closed this time?''
Image:Poolsclosed-fence.jpg|lol
Image:Lasvegasanon-poolsclosed.jpg|Confirmed pool closure.
Image:Sasclosedpool.JPG|Schwimmbad im Warchau: Nur fur Nigras!
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==See Also==
*[[Mary Alice Altorfer]]
*[[Pools Closed]]
*[[AIDS]]

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