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[[Image:Nyoko1.jpg|right|thumbnail|Oh yeah. [[Not|I'd hit it!]]]]
'''Nyoko''', who goes by {{lj|ladynyoko}} on [[Livejournal]], is an [[16 year old girl|18 year old]] [[retarded]] [[weeaboo]] [[furry]] [[faggot]] with [[assburgers]] who is into [[Livejournal Roleplay|roleplaying]] and [[bestiality|dog-fucking]]. She has gained notoriety by contacting people she barely knows over [[AIM]] and asking for [[furry]] [[sex]] roleplay. These requests are, without fail, met with horror and disbelief.

==Sexuality==
{{quote|EWW BOOBS|Nyoko on [[boobs]]}}

[[Image:nyokoboobs.jpg|right|thumbnail|eww. ''[http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v296/LadyNyoko/Me/ boobs.]'']]Nyoko has a [[bullshit|girlfriend]]. She will be sure to remind you of this at every available moment, particularly when you're supposed to be commenting to her ridiculous characters on [[Livejournal]], because omg you guys, [[lie|she ttly has a girlfriend]]. Like, a real one. That is her girlfriend. Whom she is [[rape|dating]]. [[Bullshit|No lie.]]

Of course, this is disregarding her previously stated overblown hatred of all things [[lesbian|sapphic]]. Despite freaking the fuck out when lesbianism was mentioned in a chat she was in and immediately leaving in a shitstorm, Nyoko is now a [[fake bisexual|clit connoisseur]]. She proudly displays this fact within the numerous [[colorbar]]s in her Livejournal profile.

==Roleplay drama==
[[Image:Nyokosecret.png|thumb|[[lie|Everyone loves random sex RP]]|right]]
Being a [[narutard]], Nyoko likes to play characters from the [[animu]] series [[Naruto]]. Her favorite is Minato, Naruto's father. Because Minato is a father and Nyoko is a [[batshit crazy|rabid]] [[yaoi]] [[fangirl]], she has to come up with scenarios to make Minato [[bullshit|believably]] [[Gay|gay]].

One of her most infamous instances attempting this was possibly the most [[fucktarded]] thing it is possible to do. Another character called Minato a [[cocksucker]], and she took the opening to say that Minato had actually never thought about being gay, despite being 30 years old and a [[ninja]] who probably [[Gay|showered with other men all the time]]. To declare his newly found [[bicurious]]ity, she made a post basically asking for a male sex partner for him so he could "try it out" and "see if he liked it". The majority of the community responded in horror and disgust, but unfortunately, [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Edward Elric]], 18 years old, responded positively, leading to the most awkward [[sick fuck|May/December relationship]] ever.

She applies to several roleplays as the same character, proceeds to freak out as many players as possible with her [[zoophile|kinks]], and only bothers leaving a roleplay once she's worn out her welcome mat so much that there's nothing left of it - often in a flurry of shit hitting the fan, throwing as many [[fail|insults]] as she can muster at other players, and the excuse [[attention whore|I'm]] [[Chris-chan|mentally ill]], [[attention whore|leave me alone]]!

==Horror stories==
Real situations experienced by real people. Feel free to add your own.

*Asking a stranger out of the blue for sex as Xemnas and Saix from [[Kingdom Hearts]]... [[bestiality|as lions]].
*Expressing interest in [[sick fuck|fucking a dog]] in a chat on AIM.
*Expressing interest in inappropriately touching/talking to/having sex with other people's roleplay characters (such as Mewtwo from [[Pokémon]]).
*Asking someone playing a 15 year old boy if Minato could [[pedophile|teach him about sex]], then telling the player that her character needed a "good, strong vibrator" and should get one straight away.
*Professing her love for a fictional character during a fourth wall event, ''[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/LadyNyoko/Family/Me/000_0066.jpg linking them to her prom photo]'', and then describing in detail to the mun all the nasty things she'd like to do to said character via IM. [http://badasscasual.livejournal.com/1645.html?thread=159597#t159597 SEE IT HERE]

==Nyoko facts==
These come straight from her [[Livejournal]] profile:

* I commonly use [[wapanese|Japanese]] phrases from [[loser|day to day]], and my family and friends ''understand'' these phrases
* I am a [[virgin|firm believer, supporter, and practitioner]] of [[polyamory]]
* I LOVE drawing, even though [[truth|I'm not that good at it]]
* I can memorize most songs in a day
* [[shit nobody cares about|I was ''officially'' the first person to buy Kingdom Hearts II in my area]]
* [[no life|6 days, 50+ hours of gameplay, and chronic carpal tunnel later]], I beat Kingdom Hearts II

==Discussions of fail==
A long, in-depth discussion of the failure can be found in a {{ljcomm|roleplaysecrets}} thread [http://community.livejournal.com/roleplaysecrets/13042.html?thread=4471026#t4471026 here]. Screencaps of moar lulz below. More to come! ADD YOUR OWN.

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Image:Nyokorpmeme1.GIF|Discussion of Nyoko's fail at the {{lj|rp_anon_meme}}, part 1
Image:Nyokorpmeme2.GIF|Discussion of Nyoko's fail at the {{lj|rp_anon_meme}}, part 2
Image:Nyokorpmeme3.GIF|Discussion of Nyoko's fail at the {{lj|rp_anon_meme}}, part 3
Image:Nyokorpmeme4.GIF|Discussion of Nyoko's fail at the {{lj|rp_anon_meme}}, part 4
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==See also==
*[[Livejournal Roleplay]]
*[[Stormy]]
*[[Iris]]

== Links ==
*{{lj|ladynyoko}}
*{{lj|flash-minato}} Her [[gay]] Minato.
*{{deviantart|LadyNyoko}} [http://ladynyoko.deviantart.com/art/Kyle-Gym-Class-Request-34229297 Some] [http://ladynyoko.deviantart.com/art/A-Casual-Day-6625067 fine] [http://ladynyoko.deviantart.com/art/Aurora-Borealis-21549523 examples] [http://ladynyoko.deviantart.com/art/Nyoko-Ninja-Uniform-Thingie-6625030 of] [http://ladynyoko.deviantart.com/art/Nyoko-6095274 her] [[Shit|amazing]] [http://ladynyoko.deviantart.com/art/Neko-ID-6212245 work.]
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=5059030 Her Gaia profile.]
*[http://www.freewebs.com/ladynyoko/ Her shitty website.] [[shit|None of the links work]]. Hence [[shit|shitty.]]


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