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[[Image:LynnAutism.jpg|thumb|The face of a perfectly normal and respectable citizen]]
'''Lynn Ann Guisti''' is a [[mental illness|crazy]] and obsessive [[fangirl]] of [[Eric Harris]], the more attractive of the [[Columbine]] high school shooters. Although there are many "[[Columbiners]]" (like [[loli|Beliebers]] but more emotionally crippled), Lynn is a case study in how the depravity and degeneracy of the internet is literally [[Deep web|unplumbable]]. No other Columbiner comes close to Lynn's devotion or is as pathological as she is: divorced from reality and admiring of Eric Harris, owning some of the more rare Columbine merchandise (e.g. pillow cases, mugs, necklaces) not sold in any stores (exception: [[Tor|black markets]]), [[Attention Whore|sharing her obsessions online]], and disrespecting the deaths of the [[noob|victims]] who got 360 no scoped in this [[Holocaust|tragic event]], as well as crapping on the opinions of others regarding the Columbine tragedy.

== Primer ==

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== Murky origins ==

[[Image:LynnAnn ThirdWheel.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Dylan - the third wheel to Lynn and Eric's 'relationship'.]]

Born in [[New York]], not much is known of Lynn's early life until she moved to [[Hollywood]] where, like a rite of passage, she threw a few thousand [[jew gold|shekels]] at a surgeon to "fill" the gaping, yawning chasm inside of her by engaging in that most materialistic of pursuits, plastic surgery. Lynn went to Hollywood with one goal in mind: To become involved in films. Ordinarily this would entail becoming an actress, however when she realised that movie theaters wanted to use her massive white forehead to project films onto she left in a huff and moved to Sherman Oaks, the bizarro version of Bel-Air where [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|well to do blacks go to escape middle-class ennui]].

Prior to the Internet becoming mainstream, [[aspies|social misfits]] and those with [[Potato|special needs]] would get relegated to the online equivalent of [[Auschwitz|Romanian orphanages]] for the protection of normies, e.g. [[Gaia Online]]; nowadays, however, they congregate on [[Child porn|tumblr]] like fire ants on Johnny Knoxville's [[My Tiny Dick|junk]], and this was exactly the sort of medium Lynn Ann hoped would provide her with the safe space needed to indulge in her [[creepy|hero worship]] of a 17-year old virgin loser before she can fully ascend to [[dying alone|cat-ladyhood]]. But despite yearning for [[hugbox|acceptance]], she has become an object of ridicule even amongst so-called [[otherkin]] and deranged [[feminist|misandrists]] who paint with menstrual blood; this, truly is a testament to the batshit level of insanity this lady embodies if even delicate tumblrinas don't like you.

== Facebook ==
[[File:lynnannbitch.jpg|thumb|right|Lynn insulting the victims of the Columbine Massacre. Such a reasonable and respectable young lady..]]

=== About Lynn Ann ===
Her [[Failbook]] bio previously stated:

{{squote|I live in Sherman Oaks [[California]]. Gone back to [[college]] for a degree in Business, done some [[Porn|professional acting]] in film, tv and theater where I portrayed characters not like myself in any way, [[whore|I love it]], been keeping active in the theater more to date. Full time studies at college right now. Actress/Model/Sales for construction/and vitamins. I love to write poems.monologue. 

I am a [[vegetarian]]. Love horror movies, [[Cunnilingus|eating out]], shopping, surfing the net. [[nobody cares|My favorite type of music is Rammstein, KMFDM, Classic soul, classic rock.]] The music from the 60s and 70s is the best in [[shit|my opinion]]. Originally from [[Connecticut]] and [[New York]] and now live in California. Heritage [[Ireland|Irish]], [[Italy|Italian]], [[UK|English]] and Dutch. My favorite colors are pink and red. Most of the time I wear leggings and boots or leggings and matching color neakers. So comfortable but yet form fitting to show off my figure. I love to model, act, write and shop till I drop [[Sick fuck|AND I so love Columbine Eric Harris]]}}

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== Showing off her graphic design skills ==
Being a clearly [[edgy|introspective and inspired]] soul, Lynn Ann decided to take up [[fanart|art]] to further convey her lustful, borderline pedophillic  adulation of the soyboy manlet and, had he not died, future cuck Eric Harris. If there is an afterlife then perhaps having your visage poorly edited into low-bit images by a loony virgin who looks like the mixed-race child of an Easter Island statue and Jocelyn Wildenstein is the ultimate punishment. Indeed, it's a fitting punishment for their failure to beat [[Cho Seung-Hui|Cho's]] high score and thus bringing great shame on their ancestors.

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== See Also ==
* [[Brandon Fleury]] - An [[edgelord]] [[asspie]] who cited Lynn Ann as his inspiration to become an internet troll.
* [[Columbine]] - White boys do it better.
* [[Columbiners]] - Degenerate cunts from [[Tumblr]] who are obsessed and in love with the fags who did Columbine.
* [[Cougar]]s
* [[Tumblr]] - A cesspool of hormones, menstrual blood and poz loads.

== External Links ==
*<s>{{yt|u|sealed7withAKiss|YouTube}}</s> - Videos made private.
* {{twitter|lynnann23005130|Twitter}} - Active.
** {{twitter|lynnann35362508|Twitter #2}} - Alternate account, used in May 2014.
* {{imdb-link|name/nm2499739|IMDB}} 
*<s>{{fb|lynn.ann.169|Facebook}}</s> - Baleeted.
*<s>{{myspace|578447924|MySpace}}</s> - Baleeted.
* {{kf|13626|KiwiFarms thread}}

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