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[[Image:Kramer.jpg|thumb|WTF Kramer is a Freemason???]]
[[Image:KKKramer.jpg|thumb|[[KKK|KKKramer.]]]]
'''Cosmo Kramer'''{{Jew}} is a prominent sitcom neighbor, social advocate and Hegelian synthesizer of the pseudo-opposites of Judaism and Aryanism. Not since [[Friedrich Nietzsche]] have the best traits of Judaic and Aryan cultures been intellectually recombined. His passionate appeals for justice in the face of the [[negro]] hordes have been an inspiration to the [[United States|Aryan Nation]]. The ever-shrinking but Darwinistically dominant white-minority of America was hypocritically stunned to have a notable celebrity express its own subconsciously festering thoughts and race-consciousness in such a dignified, thought-provoking and elegant manner. <s>Though still a filthy [[kike]],</S> he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amjUNF_R_PY understands] that the extermination of all colored peoples is contingent upon active cooperation between [[Jews]] and [[Nazis]]. In this regard, Kramer/Richards exemplifies the best of the Hegelian synthesis: Westernized Jew + Aggressive White Racialism=VICTORY FOR CIVILIZED EARTHLINGS AGAINST THE DEMIURGIC BEAST-MEN (cf. Miguel Serrano). [[Last Thursday]] during a comedy act he was interupted by a black person. Many [[lulz]] soon followed. With this, the shit hit the fan, and like any self respecting person of fame he attempted to [[LULZ|"Right his wrong-doing"]]

==KKKramer On [[Niggers]]:==
*"Sir my Message is simple: niggars, Jews, homosexuals, Mexicans, A-rabs, and all sorts of chinks, STANK and I hate'em."
*"Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!"
*"Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!  He's a nigger!"
*"YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK!"
*"That's what happens when you interrupt the white man!"
*"I love to fuck a [[Sheneequa|nigger-bitch]] every now and then!"
*"Niggers are good-for-nothing tricksters, crack-smoking swindlers, big-butt-having, wide-nose-breathing all the white man's air, they think they're the best dancers, they eat up all the fried chicken, and they stink, but yeah sure, I love to take a nice [[Sheneequa|nigger-bitch]] out to dinner every now and then!"
*"Let's talk about Chinese people,with their kung Fu,and their Ching Chang Chong talk,I can't understand you, go back to your country,white power!"
*"That Beyonce is a beautiful [[Sheneequa|nigger-bitch]]."
*"Hey, that black person just stole my bucket of extra-crispy, Jerry!"
*"Elvis Presley was a good-for-nothing [[wigger]]!"
*"The filthy fucking niggers are responsible for the spread of [[AIDS]]!"
*"[[irony|The best way to resurrect your career is to publicly call a black person a nigger!]]"
*"Carlo Beasley is nothing but a filthy Nigger-loving Jew-Lover!"
*"If you have hate in you r heart let it out."
*[[Truth|"The only good nigger is a dead nigger"]]
*"The funny thing about this is that i am not a racist."

'''Disclaimer:''' Some or all of these quotes [[Retard|may or may not be real]]. We here at the Encyclopedia Dramatica feel the best thing for everyone would be to let the [[Liar|good contributors]] here [[Fucktard|decide for themselves]].

==On Jews==
Kramer also made seemingly [[Nazi|anti-Semitic]] comments during an [[unfunny]] attempt at comedy earlier in 2006, as confirmed by Richards' publicist.  Experts believe that these comments [[not racist|cannot possibly be]] in fact anti-Semitic, because he knows a Jew guy and because he pretended to be Jewish for the [[Vanguard News Network|Televitz]] once.

==Videos==
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'''<big>The Original</big>'''
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'''<big>The Kramer Rap</big>'''
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The music video off of his 2006 multi-platinum album, '' Lynching' ''.
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'''<big>Death Metal Kramer</big>'''

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The second single of "Lynching"


'''<big>More Videos</big>'''
*{{youtube|amjUNF_R_PY|Kramer rallies the troops}}
*{{youtube|HC3nqiK785U|Kramer's "sorry" is made of lulz and FAIL!}}
*{{youtube|fjnm8fzRExc|Kramer apologizes face to face with his victim}}
*{{youtube|6dXBC6R_rxk|Lost Seinfeld episode where Kramer shows his inner racist}}
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==Gallery==
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Image:Kramer_niggers.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!!!
Image:Kramer_cheese.jpg|Merry [[Xmas|Festivus]] from Kramer
Image:Kramer_election.jpg|[[Mark Foley|Not any more.]]
Image:Kramer_pimpin.jpg|Kramer attempts to get down with the [[pimp|homies.]]
Image:KKKramer.gif|Kramer is a notorious [[KKK|Klan]] member.
Image:Kramer_Slide.gif|Kramer during happier times, where did they go?
Image:Jackkramer2.jpg|Kramer's next appearance
Image:Knitter.jpg|HE'S A KNITTER!
Image:Pigman.JPG|He seen a [[Swine Flu|Pigman]].
File:Joe Rogan said THAT word - Stonetoss comic.JPG
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== External Links ==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wife Life imitating art? Kramer's racist bent was blatantly evident in this '94 episode of "Seinfeld".]
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15852020/ Butthurt niggers to sue Kramer!]

== See also ==
*[[Jerry Seinfeld]]
*[[Andy Kaufman]]
*[[Rick Sanchez]]
*[[Not racist]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Sorry]]

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