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{{deviantart|Johan-N}} is a 24-year-old [[lolcow|artist]] who is obsessed with Show Line German Shepherds and stacking his [https://archive.ph/XwM0y cat] and [https://archive.ph/yV7BT dog]. He's most noted for his comic [[shit|artwork]] on the cancerous site [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], where he takes extensive time to draw [https://archive.ph/pxdnG dog sheaths in the finest detail] no matter [https://archive.ph/zE6qg what angle the dog is in] ([https://archive.ph/OJkU3 no matter what,] seriously [https://archive.ph/Vg9Ld always - panel 3]), throw [[bawww|bitchfits]] when people don’t give [[asspat|asspats]] to his [[fursona|dog OCs]], and block out any comment that isn't hero worshiping his substandard artwork. Spending up to 24 hours a day drawing doggie dicks, Johaan-N has recently opened his own Patreon, where you can spend $15 of your parents’ hard earned cash to see exclusive comic pages of dogs having seizures while fucking, instead of the art and comics of better artists who charge for less.  

An immature manchild, [[furfag|Johaan-N]] has the attitude of a 12-year-old [[furfag|kiddo]] and handles critique the way children handle [[butthurt|ass whoopings]]. Having decided his comic is his end all goal in life and ‘will continue forever’, Johaan-N will throw hissy fits at anyone who [[constructive_criticism|critiques]] or questions the comic. From 2015 to January 2017, Johaan-N has refused to accept any [[truth|critique]]. Instead, when he's not hiding such comments or disabling the comment section for people agreeing, he's telling the commenter that they are wrong and they don't know how to read his [[cringe|flawless comic]].

While having a dozen main characters in which villains are rapists and females are damsel and rape victims, all the while refusing any critiques, Johaan shows no signs of improving any day.


== Asmundr ==

[[File:Asmundr.PNG|500px|center|]]

If you were unfortunate enough to come across this comic on [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], you'd notice that it is a cesspool of [https://archive.ph/bZw0E terrible anatomy] (and look at that pup's reaction to her father being mauled before her eyes!), [https://archive.ph/CFwqH obvious tracing], multiple [https://archive.ph/pQRd1 dropped plot-lines] (the mystery meat's effects and Ghost Wolf's visit = never explained), inconsistencies, shitty panels lacking any dynamic perspectives or angles, complete refusal to [http://i.imgur.com/oiWSgY0.jpg grasp the 180 rule] (he even says so [http://i.imgur.com/1jY2i69.png right here]), clear copying of [https://archive.ph/LSjue realistic dog breeds] and then pasting his own breed name on them to copyright them ("Northern Rifle"? That's obviously a black German Shepherd), a lack of a clean or original style (though he magically had one [https://archive.ph/NXDvC away away from the shit comic and its pages (pay attention to the dates))] , lack of any logic (i.e though the comic is about wild fictional canines, ''everyone is a purebred dog''), awful attempts at [https://archive.ph/PubDn sexy dog romance] with an embarrassing obsession with dogs making [https://archive.ph/NoRBZ 'fuck me now' eyes at each other], a disgraceful fetish for [https://archive.ph/c2b1l rape and all villains being ''rapists''] (seriously, [https://archive.ph/0dwOF ''all of them'']), an unrealistic use of realistic dogs using Paleolithic human [https://archive.ph/OrwCG weapons] for no reason other than to look [[stupid|cool]] (it's never explained how these ''realistic dogs'' tie knots, use tools that require thumbs, or why they even bother), and sexist male superiority "writing" with every female character being a breeder, exposition girl, or damsel. For this, Johaan-N might claim he [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/613377566/4145727921 "can't connect with females"] despite connecting to [[furry|fucking ''dogs'']] just fine, and this excuse just shows his sexist mentality since according to that statement, and his comic, he can ''only'' see females as damsels, love trophies, breeders, and exposition diarrhea. 

To top it all off, the comic ends with lazy and never explained [https://archive.ph/qTweI sci-fi copouts] and [https://archive.ph/1gbPm random alien antagonist forces] that are shown once or twice and never seen, explained or mentioned again. The list goes on and on, but to save you the precious time that would be wasted on reading this book of polished shit: [[shit|Asmundr]] is an inconsistent, tasteless, dull, insulting bowl of porridge oats that can only be enjoyed if you've never read good comics, share Johaan-N's obsession with DARPGs and German Shepherds, enjoy [[yiff|fapping to dogs seducing each other]], or you like the magical Norse concepts. Sadly, the concepts that look exciting are turned into insulting shit when they're no longer immediately convenient to the shitty excuse for a plot, and they're never actually developed.

Sounds awful, but it gets worse. While Asmundr was finally ending, [[furfag|Johaan-N]] announced he was expecting a sequel and was taking a break to work on it. Turns out he went into [[shit|labor]] early, because he was popping out the next comic's pages in less than a few days. The everyman would expect the sequel comic to be better than the first, but no one was prepared for how much farther down the waste pits it turned out to be.

== Tracing and Breed Ripoffs ==

[[File:totallyoriginal.png|thumb|500px|center|This is an original canine species and not a collage of traced and recolored German Shepherds, or at least that's what Johaan-N wants you to think.]]

If you think it's fishy that [https://archive.ph/NXDvC this], which actually looks good, is the same age if not older than [https://archive.ph/bZw0E this shit], then congratulations! Unlike the majority of Johaan-N's brainwashed cult following, you have critical thinking skills and can see that Asmundr was Johaan-N getting used to tracing photos of wolves and dogs. His tracing skills get cleaner into the comic, but that's the ''only'' thing that improves. Everything else is still shit.
To this very day, Johaan-N can't draw dogs without referencing or tracing every single fucking pose and therefore, he can't make dog breeds that aren't recolors of real dogs. That's right folks, this asshole thinks he can copyright recolored nature.

== Home ==

[[File:Yaoiweddreams.jpg|thumb|300px|center|Home is like a bad Yaoi fanfiction, but with realistic purebred dogs.]]

While comic creators normally improve through time, Johaan-N proves to [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] that you don't have to improve to be successful. Just always pander to your rabid [[shipping|shipping]] fans and you're in the clear. 

When Asmundr ended, Johaan-N decided to use the same rapid [[shitposting|shitposting]] method Nickelodeon uses to keep Spongebob alive to get his sequel comic Home up and running. Home somehow managed to be worse than the comic before it and shows that [[God|Johaan-N]] decided he was too good for writing, proofreading or editing any form of a script. If you thought that Home would provide for the lack of world building, relationship development, gender equality, consistency, and dynamic panels in Asmundr's "story", you thought wrong.

Home starts with a page at the end of Asmundr that includes [https://archive.ph/ADnNE an ironic quote]: ''"and the next generation will bring our species even farther"''. It's ironic because not only is our main protagonist an only child ''and'' gay at the same time (so his parents' legacy is doomed), but the next generation repeats every single mistake seen in Asmundr since characters are as smart or as stupid as the plot needs them to be, so they never actually develop. 
The story obsesses over [http://home-comic.smackjeeves.com/comics/2366972/page-190/ nauseating dog romance] so much that the story and world building are nonexistent, the only characters that matter to the "story" are male and in a romantic relationship ([http://orig05.deviantart.net/3e7a/f/2017/184/f/9/ronja_by_dunbroch-dbeyywy.png this youngster] that was a pup in Asmundr barely has character or page time since she's neither of those), we have ''more'' [http://home-comic.smackjeeves.com/comics/2295381/page-94/ dropped plot devices] (that traced horse with a sable antelope head exists to shove a dog off a waterfall later and never appears again), more shit use of human weapons [http://i.imgur.com/aeGOcv9.png to the point these fucking ''dogs'' never use their teeth to fight], more [http://home-comic.smackjeeves.com/comics/2261408/page-14/ obvious tracing] (the last two panels are a dog jumping or lying and another dog rolling over), laughably inconsistent [https://i.imgsafe.org/fb0ef51313.png sage speech] (Why not "Let's get some sleep" instead of "Let us fall to bed"? This character never talked like this consistently in the past btw), female characters ''again'' being [http://home-comic.smackjeeves.com/comics/2292644/page-88/ rape victims], damsels, or exposition vomit, more lack of dynamic panels, and ''more'' obsession with [http://home-comic.smackjeeves.com/comics/2355058/page-172/ villains being rapists] and [http://home-comic.smackjeeves.com/comics/2423399/page-247/ "good" male characters now being rape victims.] As we speak, the comic has 270+ pages but no set plot or storyline.

Everything in Home is just scenes, dogs reacting and never being proactive, attempts at romance, lack of ''any'' development, insultingly obvious conveniences and random "plot" devices, offensive use of rape and mental disorders, and hideous character design choices like [http://orig08.deviantart.net/4ca5/f/2017/184/5/4/roamer_by_dunbroch-dbeyql3.png this lil shit's zombie cheekbones and jarring Disney eyes]. He recently added [http://home-comic.smackjeeves.com/comics/2417525/page-238/ alien bestiality] into the theme. The list goes on (again) and the [[shit|shit]] storm shows no sign of stopping.

[[File:Same face.png|1300px|frameless|center|Johan traces the same thing multiple times and copy-pastes for entirely different scenes/chapters/pages.]]

In any well made comics, panels are like movies: Unique. One may have similar poses, angles and perspectives but they are never the same. For Johan, laziness is the better option. Entire poses, angles and perspectives are copied. Real comic creators put actual effort into their characters' poses and panels. He thinks he can get away with this without people noticing because he believes his [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/680148629/4388662669 audience is too stupid or blind to notice (which is false).] Johan uses it as a shortcut to make pages faster instead of better. It's all for the fame and money.

== Comment Revelations == 

[[File:Whatisscript.png|thumb|400px|center|Only good comic artists write scripts and storyboards]]

An insulting move Johaan-N makes for his comic 'Home' is how he uses the comment section of every page as his fucking script, where he pulls ideas for dialogue, plots, and plot twists, and where he explains the story and character motives (because Johaan-N forbid the ''comic'' fill those voids). His [[butthurt|butthurt]] godliness will upload some pages with the comments disabled after people dare to question him, but he'd never keep them that way since he needs the comments to continue his [[shit|comic]]. When he's not using his fans' theories for the 'story' (without ever giving any of them credit) or touching himself to dog breeding videos on [[Youtube|Youtube]], he can be found in the comment section of his comic pages explaining things that would've been [http://thewritepractice.com/show-dont-tell/ shown] in any well written (or written at all) comic.
He'll even use the comment section to explain what he's too [[shit|shit]] a storyteller to show or hint in the comic.

[[File:Inthecomments.PNG|thumb|600px|center|If you're confused about anything that might've happened offscreen or nowhere in the comic at all, just check the comments.]]

== Gay Dog Sex == 

[[File:Whythiscringe.png|thumb|left|As a fan of Johaan-N, you're expected to be sexually aroused by realistic dogs fucking each other]][[File:Bonus Page - Rogio & Ranach.png|thumb|center]][[File:PervertFerah.png|thumb|right]]

See the cringeworthy shit above? That's not NSFW according to Johan-N. No, these pages are on Patreon but a waste of $15 to buy it since it's just panels 4 and 6 ''repeated'' plus a panel of [https://archive.ph/Ao2mB Oreo dog] licking [https://archive.ph/QOEWr Sexy Brown Stud]'s stomach. Or dogs fucking in missionary pose. If the acid from your stomach just tried to choke you, that’s normal. It means you have some sanity left.

[[File:GaydogsexJN.png|thumb|left]][[File:sexygaydogs.png|600px|center|You're supposed to be turned on.]]

[[furfag|Johaan-N]] loves [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/8/8b/Fapsplosion.gif to draw] realistic dogs having sex or [http://i.imgur.com/V02kQip.png implying that they want to fuck each other's brains out]. It's all over his comics, especially [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:Iverfeer&action=submit#Home Home]. If you read his comics and you have the balls to say this makes you uncomfortable then if you're not blocked, the [[furfag|god]] himself will tell you that the comic is for mature audiences. What he won't tell you is that when he says 'mature audiences' he actually means [[furries|horny teenage furries]] that get turned on by dogs, but are too ashamed to admit they're into zoophilia. They're not as brave as their lord and savior, [[furfag|Johaan-N]].

'''[https://archive.ph/5Q7X8 Johaan-N loves fapping to fanart like this when he's not shitting out comic pages.]'''

== Can't Take Criticism ==

[[File:180degree.PNG|thumb|700px|center||Johaan-N's reaction to critiques about the 180 degree rule]]

Johaan-N is completely unable to take any critique, assuming he is the greatest artist to ever grace [[DeviantArt|Deviantart]] with his presence. Due to his entitled [[manchild|manbaby]] attitude, any comment even hinting at any critique is either ignored or [https://archive.ph/AgyyY replied with pathetic excuses like this] to make up for his shit and pretend that the way you worded a critique is the perfect excuse to disregard anything you said. Remember, Johaan-N is an untouchable god. He can do no wrong, and if you dare question him and his flawless comic, you can bet your ass you’ll be set aflame and thrown out the back. On SmackJeeves where the [https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/61/19/f4/6119f4ef2cfe9e44a63f08a53655249e.jpg |God of Dog Tracing] is called [[lolcow|Kique7]], he's been [[fail|caught]] deleting comments [https://i.imgsafe.org/27c107170e.jpg that dare to question him] and proceeding to justify it, even if witnesses agree the comment wasn't as bad as he pretends it was, and all while lying that his [[manchild|manbaby ass]] accepts constructive criticism. [https://archive.ph/LiCOC
 Oops! Better delete faster, next time!]

When faced with multiple persons critiquing the same comic panel/page in question or agreeing to said critique, Johaan-N will [https://i.imgsafe.org/27eb4e3f5b.png disable all comments] or write a journal whining about how wrong they are and how they [[STFU|don't understand anything about his life]] - aka his comic. He’ll even go on a [[butthurt|'ban party']] and proudly proclaim he doesn't give a shit about the most basic of things, like the 180 rule.] If he does not do any of these, you can consider yourself lucky that [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661325148/4322038529 he just ignored you.] Fortunately, the comment section has shown decent readers who are not yaoi fans and publicly question his comic.

In recent news, the co-writer J-Harper has shown a better attitude than Johaan in that [http://i.imgur.com/eByzBlx.png he accept criticism] while the god of dog sex has [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/19759442/4361332970 disabled comments] yet again.


'''Let's study [[furfag|Deviantart's favorite dog zoophile]] some more for the [[lols|lulz]]. Hover your mouse over the pictures for instant commentary and context.'''


[[File:Excusesforyiff.png|900px|center||Johaan-N makes shitty excuses for making his feral and truthfully not anthro dogs hump around the clock without consequences. He can't live without his yiff.]]


[[File:PETAJohaan.png|900px|center||Like the sick PETA supporter he is, Johaan-N took the normal purebred dogs in his comic out of the reach of humans by moving them to another fucking planet because 'hoomans r so bad'. "Forget ear scratches, free food and being Man's Best Friend, these dogs will be much happier released into the wild of an alien planet of monsters and dog rapists!" ~ Johaan-N ]]


[[File:Sexistlies.png|900px|center||The 'strong females from Asmundr' Johaan-N mentions were just more puppy poppers used as damsels and rape fodder.
Lifa's 'normal upbringing' included her being kidnapped by a pedophile that knocked her up. In the end of the comic, she helped kill someone who was already dying on the floor. Niita sulked and bitched throughout the comic until she found the doggie dick that was right for her. I guess when he says 'strong females' he means 'females that got page time'. Fucking pathetic.]]


[[File:Bitchykique.png|900px|center||Johaan-N being a bitchy manchild as per the usual. The hidden comment is someone who agreed with the commenter since people agreeing to an opinion that's not Johaan-N's makes his boner for his pet dogs deflate.]]

==External Links==
	 
*{{deviantart|Johan-N}} Bawwwleted!! ([https://archive.ph/L2h8r First Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20170625201150/http://johan-n.deviantart.com/ Last Archive])
*{{deviantart|DunBroch}} So-called "secret" account, Still active as of 2025. ([https://archive.ph/rQOYC First Archive])
*{{patreon|Kique}} – 400+ suckers giving her shekels, quite impressive! ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190516023419/https://www.patreon.com/kique First Functioning Archive])
*{{youtube|}}[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYU4ibn9RNoDV8i849Aphlw "Proof" he doesn't trace his comic pages (not really)]
*{{tumblr|kique7}} – Bawwleeted. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20150221214507/https://kique7.tumblr.com/ First Archive]) ([https://archive.ph/4xvmb Other Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190404152100/http://kique7.tumblr.com/ Last Archive])
	 	


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