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'''Immature''' an extremely common insult used by [[butthurt]] [[retards|pansies]] who lack the creativity to come up with a proper burn. Much like '[[you have no friends]]', it is all-purpose, but it differs in that telling [[insecure|somebody from the internet]] that they have no friends may actually be devastating. The only people who actually care about being called immature are [[12 year old girl|twelve year old]] [[prostatots]] trying to act older than they are. The insult is always simultaneously true and ironic because [[truth|everybody on the internets is immature]], and the [[hypocrite|insult-wielder]] is [[no exceptions|always]] less [[mature]] than the [[troll|insult-receiver]]. Chances are that if [[you]] haven't already been called immature, you will be soon enough. The content of this article also applies to 'you have no life' and 'you have too much time on your hands' as well; only a true [[retard]] would use these [[ironic]] jabs in a flame war. 

[[Image:Eflying.jpg|thumb|You can't accept that I'm a dragon? IMMATURE.]]
[[Image:MW_hatturz.jpg|thumb|You won't suck my e-cock? IMMATURE.]]
[[Image:Googlehatesmemes.jpg|right|thumb|Cleverbot knows.]]
==Activities That Make You Immature==

*Editing ED
*Reading ED
*[[Taking down ED]]
*[[new age|Being too open-minded]]
*[[atheist|Not being open-minded enough]]
*Giving constructive criticism
*Calling somebody an art thief
*Watching [[porn]]
*Pointing out an inaccuracy
*Drawing Furry art
*Disliking Furry art
*[[indie|Listening to bands that aren't mainstream]] 
*[[Hannah Montana|Listening to bands that are mainstream]]
*[[hipster|Listening to bands that try to be underground but really aren't]]
*[[Wikicide|Disagreeing with an admin]]
*Disagreeing with an admin's [[moderator|gimp]]
*Visiting [[4chan]]
*[[faggot|Using dead memes]]
*Trolling
*Practicing Christianity
*Practicing [[Wicca|Paganism]]
*[[Attention whoring|Practicing]] Atheism
*Not going to [[art school]]
*Going to art school
*Not going to [[college]]
*Going to college
*Disagreeing with [[pedophile|'age is just a number']]
*Suggesting a change to a site
*[[Fun|Doing too many drugs]]
*[[straight edge|Not doing enough drugs]]
*Much, much [[more]].

==What 'Immature' Really Means==

If somebody calls you 'immature' online, do not panic. [[true|You probably are immature]], but the person who's telling you that you are is [[fact|less mature than you]]. When somebody uses this word they are undoubtedly too stupid, lazy, and uncreative to conjure a more effective insult. If you are trolling somebody and they call you immature, it means that you have [[Almost raped|backed them into a corner]], and they are trying to claw their way out by discrediting you. This, of course, just provides you with more fodder to laugh at. If somebody calls you immature in a [[flame war]] or [[flame war|discussion]], you have won the argument. [[No exceptions]]. Similarly, if you call somebody 'immature' online, you are a failure and should [[Flounce|quit the internet forever]].

==Trolling Applications==

When somebody throws this insult at you while you are trolling, it is the cue to start throwing out your most venomous [[Ad hominem|personal attacks]] because the person in question has run out of ways to defend him/herself. If you want to go in for a [[Falcon punch|quick kill]], point out the [[fat|flaws]] in the [[loser|individual's]] [[fugly|appearance]]. He or she will slink back into the shadows with a wounded self-esteem. If you really want to see your victim suffer, begin with small, passive-aggressive insults and slowly increase their intensity until the very last shred of the [[idiot|idiot's]] [[USI|self-worth]] is [[Ruination|completely destroyed]]. By calling you immature, he or she has made personal jabs [[Fair Game|fair game]]. [[Asking for it|The fucker brought it upon himself]] and thus deserves a good [[BDSM|whuppin']].

==See Also==
[[Image:Hey_wolf_haters_STFU_by_blueharuka.gif|left|thumb|You don't [[wolfaboo|worship wolves]]? IMMATURE.]]
[[Image:Hueg-hair.jpg|thumb|You don't like my [[random|randumness]]~*~? [[weeaboo|IMATURU]]! ^_^;; xDD nyaaaa~]]

*[[Arguing on the internet]]
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Mature]]
*[[Nobody likes you]]
*[[You have no friends]]
*[[No Life|You have no life]] - another stupid and ironic insult.
*[[You must have been abused as a child]]

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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]