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[[Image:Hedgerapesm.jpg|thumb|Huggles. ^_^]]
'''Huggles''' are what you get when you cross [[Rape|cuddles]] with [[Sharking|hugs]] and not a brand of diaper. This gives them the power to turn even the biggest frown upside down! Huggles is the dumbest thing since [[glomp]].

==Natural habitat==
'''Huggles''' are to [[drama]], as squirrels are to [[suburb]]s.  Although they exist in nearly all environments, one will most likely find them in [[chat room]]s and [[message board]]s that are large enough to see regular activity.  [[Emo]], [[cybersex]], and [[goth]] chat communities such as [[Vampire Freaks]] are the preferred habitat of the huggle.

''Example #1'' - The common chat room, no topic.

 ''Death_Nightblack has entered room #five_drama_shuffle''
 <Death_Nightblack> Hello ladez *huggles*
 ''BoredHousewife486144757 hugglez Nitey''
 ''[[Ugly]]CollegeGirl huggles nightblack''
 ''[[80 year old Chinese man in panties|CuteBlond69]] pounce-huggles nitey.''

''Example #2'' - Cybersex woes

 <[[hotard]]u [[yaoi]]slut> I can't believe that ''RedSatinCrotch'' called me a slut.
 <hotardu yaoislut> I'm shaking so hard I don't know what to do.
 ''Likes_It_Hard ((('''huggles'''))) hotardu.''
 <Likes_It_Hard> Don't worry about that [[fat]]tie.  Two of your [[internet boyfriend]]s are letting her have it on [[ICQ]] right now.
 <hotardu_yaoislut> [[O rly]]? Which ones?

''Example #3'' - Youth Culture

 <countess_blackshade_draven> I got a f on my [[english]] test now Im guna dye.
 ''xSoulxOfxVomitx huggles blackshade''
 ''~DullxRustyxButterxKnifexCutz~ huggles draven''
 <Sunshine> Awwwww  ****huggles**** countess tahts so unfare :(

''Example #4'' - The overhead view of two [[mantrain|mantrains]] raping your name.

 <OrangeClock> all will B revealed in clocktober
 <Shrapnel> *GASP*
 <Shrapnel> I fucking <3 you orange
 <Shrapnel> {{{OrangeClock}}}
 <OrangeClock> Awwwww ^ 3^

===Breeding Habits===
[[Image:Mozclip01.jpg|thumb|[[Morrissey|This man]] is in desperate need of huggles.]]
As the [[female]]-to-[[male]] ratio of any [[chat room]] increases, the population of huggles within the environment will increase exponentially.  To allow for this, the probability for male usage of '''huggles''' increases at twice the rate of female usage. 

==People who could use huggles==
* [[Hitler]]
* [[Mwells]]
* [[Linkin Park]]

[[Your mom]], on the other hand, gets enough huggles as it is, [[amirite]]??

==See Also==
* [[GroupHug]]
* [[Skritch]]ing
* [[Rape]]

{{Timeline|Featured article January 6, [[2006]]|[[ESRB]]|[[Huggles]]|[[Perl]]}}

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