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[[Image:Goth_go.jpg|right|thumb|175px|"Whatcha lookin' at, bitch?"]]
[[Image:JuggaGo.jpg|right|thumb|175px|Awwwwwwwww yeah.]]
[[Image:Bret_michaels_at_the_library.png|right|thumb|175px|Muthafuckaz needz knowledge too.]]
[[Image:Come get them boys.jpg|right|thumb|175px|Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.]] 
[[Image:Fatgo.png|right|thumb|175px|"Whatever, fuck this. Donuts?"]]
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{{quote|i'm about to disect this motherfucker like a frog in biology class|The Hatchet Queen, issuing warning}}
[[HAHAHA|Go-]] is a [[:Do not want|very sexy]] lady in her forties who is perhaps best known as a [[Juggalo|juggalette]] and [[Fat|hand to hand combat expert]].


=='''Description'''==
[[Image:N1107630394 30245655 491.jpg|center|thumb|300px|<center>On a boat, suckaz!</center>]]
[[No life|Often]] haunting [[Shit nobody cares about|#philosophy]] on [[IRC|EFNet]], Go-'s chief purpose in life - followed by [[How is babby formed?|baby farming]] and representing for the [[Juggalo|ICP Family]] - is the cultivation of "[[Attention whore|chat influence]]," the singleminded pursuit of which she frequently interrupts with abrupt descent into screaming fits of [[Drama|cuntmelt banstorming]].

When Go- isn't [[Cheating|failing at marriage]], [[Whore|posing for Playboy in the late 1980s]], or [[Slut|cockteasing no-lives on the IRC]] she keeps herself busy working at [[Hooker|one of her numerous blue collar McJobs]], cooking for her [[Not_gay|amateur armwrestling]] <s>assistant car finance manager</s> [[Criminal|loan shark enforcer]] husband and [[Pwned|squalling brood of miscegenated offspring]], [[Pwned|doing laundry]], or telling the IRC at large about how much [[Cock_Trapper|she enjoys sex]].

=='''Chathaviours'''==

Typical online conduct for Go- will include:

*<b>Turning on a dime from "blathering, airheaded gutterwhore" to "venomous hosebeast shedemon".</b>

:During a noteworthy example of such an incident she:
:*Threatened to call an IRCer's workplace and have him fired.
:*Threatened to call the same IRCer's roommates to tell them [[Lie|he was a child molester]]. 
:*Let this IRCer know that she intended to show up personally to beat him to a bloody pulp (presumably using the "[[Lie|professional assault response]]" skills she's so fond of mentioning.) 

:His crime? [[Win|Receiving]] the [[Go-#Gallery|dildo-in-cunt pics]] of herself that <b>she sent to him</b>.

*<b>Banning random groups of people from large, public chat channels without reason or warning. </b>

:In the proud tradition of [[Butthurt|hypersensitive]] moderators the world over, Go- uses the excuse of "doing my job lol" to [[Giant_dildo_of_death|banhammer]] randoms from whichever channel she happens to be in. Usually with an eye to *flirtywinking* her *cuddlepals* in order to [[Op|gain further status]] in the eyes of [[Cunt|whoever she's decided at the time can help her to achieve same]]. 

*<b>Telling anyone who mentions anything about their employment situation that "she once worked as an X," then proceeding to inform chat that [[USI|the conversation is now about her]].</b>

:The irony here being that, assuming she's worked as many jobs as she claims, she ought properly to be regarded as a [[You|completely unemployable loser]] and [[You|total failure at life]], rather than as the swashbuckling wisdom-seeker she'd like to paint herself.

:A small sampling of Go-'s professed real/fictitous/who knows jobs follows:
:*Security at rock concerts ([[Cool story bro|claims to be "tight" with every act she's ever corralled drunkards on behalf of]].)
:*A nurse in a non-public school for [[Go-|severely emotionally disturbed]] kids.
:*A [[Wat|professional assault response trainer]].
:*A [[Loser|real estate agent]].
:*A [[Fail|used car salesdroid]].
:*A [[Asking for it|soft porn model]] (lolocaustily, this stint on the [[Prostitute|gash cash]] game lead to her being [[Lulz|ostracized by her entire family and having to move to California]].)

*<b>Flirting with opers for fun and profit.</b> 
:How far is she willing to go? Well, [[Bribery|distributing money]] and [[Nakedgirlparts|vagpics]] aside, ops mean enough to her that she was willing to [[Insane|get down and dirty]] with, well. [[Dying_alone|This guy]]:

=='''Lord Chunk aka [[:User:Cheez0r|Cheez]] on [[EFNet]]'''==
[[image:Cheez_imadeit_copyleft_ftw.gif|none|thumb|500px|[[:User:Cheez0r|I LOOK VERY FAT IN THAT PICTURE AND I HATE YOU!!!]]]]

=='''One time'''==

One time, a [[:Image:Niceass.jpg|crazy nigger]] attacked her with katanas in [[McDonalds|Vietnam]].

=='''The [[Ninjet|Ninjets]]'''==

As mentioned earlier, Go- is a great fan of child-ranching, and no one in the Hatchet Household is a stranger to the [[ICP|Family]]. These are her ninjets and ninjettes.
 
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=='''Illustrative quotes'''==

<b>Establishing her trailer trash credentials.</b>

<pre>
<Go-> dwayne, seriously, and i don't mean this as being a bitch.... 
 you wouldn't scare me
<Go-> it's a good thing you're a lawyer in training
<Go-> i fight like a man
<Go-> and i'd kick your ass
</pre>

<pre>
<Go-> i'm actually looking forward to burping 
<Go-> i just burped
</pre>

<pre>
<Go> my sister fucked my boyfriend and i found out  
<Go> i almost killed her  
<Go> i kicked her door in and threw her down the stairs  
<Go> and then i had her in a head lock choking her out
<Go> and my mom started crying and was going to call 911  
<Go> my dad made it home from work in time to save her life  
<Go> i was kicked out of the house that day and i never went back  
<Go> she was in the hospital with a broken arm and cracked ribs  
<Go> i'm also glad my mother called my dad instead of the police 
<Go> i would have gone to jail for attempted murder
</pre>

<pre>
<Go-> what's wrong with eating squirrel?
</pre>

<pre>
<Go-> i can go back to the dive bar i was at lastnight and let that
 short mexican dude try and rub his junk on me again
</pre>

<b>Establishing her "[[Fat|food-guzzling blimp]]" credentials</b>
<pre>
<Go-> i'd love a big pile of morel mushrooms
<Go-> maybe sauteed in sherry and served with a ricotta spinach omlette
<Go-> i just got back from chowing on sushi
<Go-> i make pistachio pie
<Go-> when i go home, i'm going to antonio's pizza and ordering their
 extra large pizza
<Go-> i made chicken pesto bake tonight it was sooooo fricken good and
 i baked it on that slim garlic bread that i get from the market 
<Go-> and the melted mozzerella cheese over it
<Go-> i'm drinking the last of my eggnog
<Go-> i'm going to make eggs benedict for nye breakfast
<Go-> mmmmm truck tacos
<Go-> that made me snort laugh some pepsi up my nose
<Go-> i'm here to have my coffee and eggs
<Go-> i'm STARVING
<Go-> i'm going to eat some mexican food
</pre>

<b>Laying down some of the saucywink smirklechat she uses to ensnare the [[Virgins|Internet-powerful and clueless]].</b>
<pre>
<Go-> do men really dig anal beads?
<Go-> pd, would you let some chick shove beads up your ass if she was
 riding you?
<Go-> astro glide would be involved....
<Go-> and nothing says "I LOVE YOU" more than astro glide
* Go- offers pd a shot
<Go-> from between my boobs
<Go-> it's not everyday you get to take a shot of alcohol off a womans
 chest
</pre>

<pre>
<Go-> wofo, will you try and rub your junk on me?
</pre>

<pre>
<Go-> well, i'm not a professional on lube
<Go-> i've never needed it
</pre>

<pre>
<Go-> chibi, do my breasts turn you on?
<Go-> every man i have ever dated fell in love with my cans
<Go-> as a matter of fact, there haven't been many men who can maintain
 eye contact with me without looking down.
</pre>

<pre>
<cheez>	Go- is great
<Go-> cheez chowed my favorite sushi
<Go-> i sucked his roll lovingly first
</pre>

<b>Go- style ban-justification</b>
<pre>
<Go-> kilgore is pujol
<Go-> it's verushka
<Go-> it's whomever i say it is
<Go-> you are my puppet.
<Go-> i should ban you for lying
<Go-> i'm actually contemplating it....
<Go-> that's it, i'm banning the entire channel
</pre>

<b>Go-'s patented "lololol really you love me lol hang on FUCK YOU" troll.</b>
<pre>
<Go-> xartet is waiting for me to invite him out to come and live with me
<Go-> he wants me to be his sugar momma
<Go-> xartet wants to secretly ask me to marry him and take care of him for
 the rest of his life
<Go-> xartet is in love with me too
<Go-> xartet just wants me to take him into my arms and tell him that i
 unconditionally love him after i kiss him on his forehead
<Go-> xartet, do you have pornos running?
<Go-> like... are you sitting on a butt plug right now?
<Go-> xartet is jacking off right now and typing one-handed
<Go-> he wants to milk me like a kitty from detroit
<Go-> i wouldn't even let xartet walk my dog
<Go-> xartet is just the kind of guy that's sick and tired of going to bed
 by himself every night... 
<Go-> the one who stands in the mirror every morning wondering why nobody
 loves him
<Go-> xartet needs to get laid =(
<Go-> i doubt xartet even knows what a woman is
<Go-> xartet, you don't know what funny is
<Go-> he's a victim
<Go-> xartet is jealous of Viseus' calvin klein model-like looks
<Go-> i'm sure he has downs syndrome
<Go-> i bet xartet sits when he goes pee
<Go-> xartet probably releases on the floor right under his computer
<Go-> xartet, i hope you get an ingrown toenail. and i mean that from the
 bottom of my heart
<Go-> goodnight to everyone except xartet
</pre>

<b>Fairly typical example of a Go-style rapid fire shitspaz with accompanying lulz-inducing paranoia.</b>
<pre>
<@Go-> miaux, remember when the drama started about you posting my fb pics in
 #regret?
<@Go-> and she said she deleted them...
<@Go-> funny how that works, isn't it?
<@Go-> you're a fucking lying white trash piece of shit
<@Go-> bougy, how do you think dakur got those pics?
<@Go-> did ledbetter give them to him? or olegario, or birdflu?
<@Go-> oh, Olegario delivered those pics then?
<@Go-> oh, so madmin is the one delivering these pics? lol
<@Go-> that's an easy fix.
<@Go-> i thought it was too easy when miaux came in here to announce her
 departure from #regret and let us all know that madmin was now your buddy
<@Go-> fucking joke
<@Go-> not to mention how they're threatening laudanum too
<@Go-> btw, was wendykat wendymomo?
<@Go-> miaux quits, ewhore leaves, infinite starts to treat me like shit even
 though she owes me money
<@Go-> some seriously fucked up individuals.
<@Go-> and xartet is their little dog
</pre>

<b>Some startling (if rare) moments of honesty and self-realization</b>
<pre>
<Go-> Vis, i only talk about myself
<Go-> yes, i lose my shit too easily
<Go-> i'm too big
<Go-> i am fat!
<Go-> <--- fucktard
</pre>

=='''The Vagblinded Multitudes'''==

And the white knight facepalm poonscent nuthugger awards go to...

<pre>
<TeamAimee> leave Go- alone, you cretinous stalker
</pre>

<pre>
<TreeToad> Go- is very hot, if that matters to anyone
<TreeToad> Go- should be proud of herself :)
</pre>

<pre>
<Go-> i think i'm going to go to bed early
<TreeToad> Go-? aww... right now?
</pre>

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=='''See Also'''==

*[[Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Juggalo]]
*[[Anabelle Lotus]] - The original ninjette.
*[[Jolene JRyda]] - Another [[shitty|awesome]] juggalette mother.

== '''Links of Interest''' ==

*[http://www.myspace.com/kdkkcb Go-'s MySpace.]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1107630394 Go-'s facebook.]
*[http://nakedhugs.info/go.zip The Go- pic collection. Get shoopin!]

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