View source for Fatass Denial Bloggers

'''Fatass Denial''' is the LULZy opposite of anorexia: it's when [[fat]] fucking [[hambeast]]s live in total [[denial]] of their bloated existence.  They often have blogs reeking of this [[Fat#Fat_Mentality|fat mentality]], which generates big fat LULZ

[[Image:Mycake.jpg|thumb|right|MY CAKE!!]]
[[Image:Jessica-Sheldon.jpeg|thumb|right|Tubby skanks like [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1794122&mc=6&forum_id=2 Jessica Sheldon] (University of Florida '14) (aka [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1794116&mc=1&forum_id=1 Jes Sheldon]) went topless offering to guzzle cum on command in 2011. ]]

Here are some of these bloggers:

==Jessica Kane==
[[File:Fatass denial blogger jessica kane.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Protip: Eat less food, spend the money you will save on some clothes that fit]]
So deep in denial that she thinks she has an 'apple shape'. However, the effect that gravity has upon apples (making them fall from trees) is markedly different to the effect that it has upon Jessica (i.e., a bellybutton level with her knees, an extra pair of tits on her shoulderblades, and thighs that look like those columns of uncarved kebab meat). Which is ironic because just a few pounds more and Jessica will be on the verge of acquiring a measurable gravitational field of her own.

Her denial is not verbal, but visual. She 'models' clothes for other obese wimminz, maintaining that she looks [[hott]], when in fact she looks like a gift-wrapped hippopotamus. Her denial is best summed up in her slogan: [http://www.lifeandstyleofjessica.com/ "100% real. No filters. No photoshop."] This is so horribly obvious that she doesn't need to point it out to anyone who is not a wheezing, wobbling, deluded blob. Sample comments from her reviews include:

* "I'm wearing the size 3x and am a solid 26 on bottom and they fit wonderful. I've had no issues with seams ripping or see-through."
* "Why is it that us plus size women feel that we have to be skinny [[You are doing it wrong|in order to be allowed to go workout?"]]
* "I have NEVER believed that a girl my shape could pull off a [[Skinny Jeans|skinny jean/jegging]] and really make it work, however consider me a devoted skinny jean disciple. Period. [...] [[Lolwut|Skinny is my life.]] So for ANY girl thinking they can't do it, let me tell you - [[Delusional|I'm a size 26/28, over 300lbs, 5'8" and I rock that ISH.]] :) [[Lies|You can too!"]]

==Miriam Lazewatsky==
[[Image:Miriamlazewatskyfired.png|thumb|obese Miriam Lazewatsky claims her fatness is a 'social construction' SRSLY]]
[[Image:Miriam-Lazewatsky-drunk2.jpg|thumb|left|Miriam Lazewatsky: drinking to ease the pain of her flabby ass.]]
[http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2011/07/lol-miriam-lazewatsky-flees-scrutiny.html Miriam Lazewatsky] blogs her fatass denial at http://atheologist.tumblr.com (and, since the cunt obviously can't STFU between gobbles of CAKE, longer rantings can be found at http://theinbetweenie.wordpress.com and vomiting out her shit on twitter (@ms_meems) http://twitter.com/ms_meems). What makes this moron especially funny is that SHE THINKS SHES BLOGGING ANONYMOUSLY...as a result, various confessions she's made about her pitiful fat fucking self are now blasted across teh internet:

Thanks to her obesity, obscentity-laden blogs, we now know all about:

* How [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696544&mc=57&forum_id=2 Miriam Lazewatsky] gorged herself into a health crisis...yet STILL insists that you can have Health At Every Size (HAES)...dumbcunt

* [http://miriamlazewatskyfatty.blogspot.com Miriam Lazewatsky's sexual fantasies] (involving rape)

* [http://twitter.com/mlazpwn/status/8605819984 Miriam Lazewatsky's Mirena IUD] (which Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED is "in love with" TMI!!),

* How [http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2011/07/lol-miriam-lazewatsky-flees-scrutiny.html Miriam Lazewatsky] BLOGGED that she uses the same lube as her parents (ew, just EW!)

* How [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1212387&forum_id=2#14014617 Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED about her tits] (G-cups, tracked with stretch marks) and ass ("I have rolls of fat on my back that I'd prefer not to highlight," she BLOGGED)

* How Miriam's mommy [http://lenachentimeline.blogspot.com/2012/01/lena-chen-stupidly-outs-surfers-of-her.html Audrey Lazewatsky] got half her brains blown out...but Miriam's the one with the DAIN BRAMAGE!

* How even the faggots at GLAAD fired [http://miriamlazewatsky.blogspot.com Miriam Lazewatsky] for blogging on the job! 

* How [http://equity-equality-for-all.blogspot.com/2010/03/racist-blogger-outted-miriam-lazewatsky.html Miriam Lazewatsky] got butthurt for blogging the N-word on a (now defunct) blog

But a quick scan of [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&mc=62&forum_id=2 Miriam Lazewatsky]'s blog shows she hits all the bases for [[Fat#Fat_Mentality|fat mentality]]: she blames society for being called a fatass (rather than her FAT FUCKING ASS), she backstabs people on her blog, then screams VICTIM!!1 when the lying fat fuck gets found out, she blames the BANK for her bouncing checks (rather than, oh, her lamebrain's inability to do ARITHMETIC). ([http://miriamlazewatsky.blogspot.com/2010/11/miriam-lazewatsky-dont-hire.html All that and MOAR can be found here] and [http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2011/07/butthurt-miriam-lazewatsky-2011.html here])

'''MOAR:'''
*'''Fatty [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette Miriam Lazewatsky]'s OKCupid Page:''' [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette]...if boning fat cows is ur thang. WARNING: Check out Gallery, below, before hooking up with her...

*'''[http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2011/07/butthurt-miriam-lazewatsky-2011.html Miriam Lazewatsky]'s OTHER fatass denial blog: [http://theinbetweenie.wordpress.com http://theinbetweenie.wordpress.com]'''

*'''Miriam Lazewatsky's moronic feminazi rantings [http://atheologist.tumblr.com http://atheologist.tumblr.com]'''...where she acts all butthurt about her pathetic jobless life.

*'''Miriam Lazewatsky's desperate attempt to cover up the truth online''' [http://miriamlazewatskyfatty.blogspot.com Miriam Lazewatsky Harvard]

==Margitte Kristjansson (UCSD Cummunications Department)==

[[Image:Margitte.jpg|thumb|left|[http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2012/01/uh-ohstd-blog-surfers-outted.html Margitte Kristjansson] (aka Margitte Leah Kristjansson) studies Communications at UCSD...but somehow EPIC FAILs to understand the simple sentence: "GO ON A FUCKING DIET, LARDASS!!"]]

Meet 337 pound fatass [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696544&mc=76&forum_id=2 Margitte L. Kristjansson], who blogs at [http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com RIOTSNOTDIETS.com]. Hilariously, this fatass denial blogger weighs in at a PORKING 337 pounds. Yet she just keeps NOMing down that cake...and, since fatchicks are known to suck a mean cock, [Margitte Kristjansson] gulps down the jizz of gallons of San Diego fratboys.

==Jenn Leyva (FatSmartAndPretty.com)==
[[Image:EatItAll.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685271 What do you get when you cross a Fatass and a Slut?]]]
[[Image:Jenn-leyva.jpg|thumb|[http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685271 Jenn Leyva], who blogs at [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254 fatandtheivy.tumblr.com], obviously slurped cum until she got fat.]]
[[Image:Fatass-jenn-leyva-2.jpg|center|"Mirror, mirror on the wall, where can I find some FUCKING CAKE???" --Fatass Denial Blogger [Jenn Leyva] (Columbia '12)]]
Porker [http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/i930p/lol_dumpy_fatchick_jenn_leyva_at_slutwalk_san Jenn Leyva] (Columbia College '12) rationalizes her bloated fucking ass at [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254 fatsmartandpretty.com]. [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1690013&mc=17&forum_id=2 Jenn Levya] also posts fatporn, including [http://shorturl.tumblr.com/post/6598145386/obesity-is-b00tiful-because-she-is-ok-with-her this pic], on her blog. Needless to say, [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1578143&mc=78&forum_id=2 Jenn Levya] stole her blog-name from another skankwhore, [[Lena Chen]]; and, like [[Lena Chen]], [http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1884080&mc=7&forum_id=2 Jenn Levya] just loves slurping jizz--so much that the whore is thisclose to bursting!

{{quote|I'm fat. Not "does this dress make me look fat?" fat, but eligible-for-weight-loss-surgery morbidly obese deathfat. I've been fat for as long as I can remember, but the first time I remember my size being an issue was at a check-up. I was 8 years old, and after plotting my height and weight in one of those grids, my pediatrician had one of those "talks" with my parents and me. I was too heavy for my height and age, so he presented me with a Xeroxed list of 10 "helpful tips" for eating. |Jenn Leyva, who nonetheless tries to rationalize her inability to STOP SHOVING FOOD IN HER ENORMOUS PIEHOLE}}

==Stephanie Vincent==
[[Image:Stephanievincent.jpg|thumb|Stephanie Vincent who blogs at radicalhateloss.com...apparently loves donuts more than she hates the FAT on her fucking ham azz. ]]
Stephanie Vincent blogs at radicalhateloss.com. Which is pretty funny, since she obviously LOVES being a hambeast...or, at least, she loves donuts too much to shut her fucking piehole and go on a diet!

==[http://thetummyproject.com The Tummy Project]==

Oh, jesus:

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This is my tummy. I love it, because I’m fairly certain it’s not going anywhere. I haven’t always loved it, but I figured out that I didn’t hate it because of the way it looked to me. I hated it because I let other people dictate how I felt about it: it ceased to be my own. 
My tummy has changed very little, whether it’s been attached to a serious athlete or a waitress who eats a free hamburger at work every day. It’s soft and squishy and sometimes people like to tickle it and sometimes people like to be CONCERNED FOR MY HEALTH about it. I’ve defended its existence to family members. I’ve filled it with ill-advised 3am munchie creations. Boyfriends have blown raspberries on it. It’s hiked and biked and rowed and swam all over the place. Once in India I had food poisoning and my host mother rubbed oil on it (something about “drawing out the heat”). It’s part of the physical landscape upon which my life and relationships have unfolded, and that’s why I love it. I love it because it’s mine and nobody else’s.  |[http://thetummyproject.com/post/1239006338 Typical fat bitch] Kath Barbadoro rhapsodizing about her beastly belly on The Tummy Project}}


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This is my tummy and I'm not afraid to show it|fat Brazilian bitch who needs to STFU, rather than cram more jelly donuts into her pie hole}}

==2014 FuglyCunt Danielle Keats Citron HATES this page!==
[[Image:DanielleKeatsCitron.jpg|thumb|left|Danielle Keats Citron is not a fatass, but the FUGLY cunt is no friend of ED...]]
In 2014, this page made HISTORY by being included in the 2014 book by fuckuglycunt Danielle Citron, "Hate Crimes in Cyberspace" (Harvard University Press, 2014), page 257!!1 

[[Image:FatassDenialPageinHarvardUniPressbook.jpg]]

==External Links==
*Lawd, [http://thebellyproject.wordpress.com The LULZ never end on this page]! Thanks Karen Rayne u whore!
{{tumblr|atheologist|Miriam Lazewatsky}} Because what the world needs is moar [[attention whore]]s
*[http://miriamlazewatsky.blogspot.com Miriam Lazewatsky FACTS]
{{twitter|notatheologist|Miriam J. Lazewatsky: never NOT shutting the fuck up...}}
*[http://equity-equality-for-all.blogspot.com/2010/03/racist-blogger-outted-miriam-lazewatsky.html Miriam gets pwned for her racist tumblings]
*[http://miriamlazewatskyfatty.blogspot.com Miriam Lazewatsky]
*[http://nightly.net/topic/73306-wtf-is-up-with-the-fat-acceptance-movement/ WTF is up with the fat acceptance movement?]
*[http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254 lol, fatandtheivy.tumblr.com]
*[http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685271 LOL @ fatass Jenn Leyva at SLUTWALK San Diego]
{{tumblr|headshot-barbara-lazewatsky|In case you didn't know, Miriam's mommy Barbara Kaplan-Lazewatsky got shot in the head (but Miriam ended up with the brain damage...}}


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