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[[Image:Dongcopter.jpg|thumb|right|The dongcopter in action]]
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[[Last Thursday]], [[borat|Garry Kasparov]], some dude who could kick your ass in chess, was giving a [[troll|political speech]]. The Russian arm of the [[Patriotic Nigras]] intended to sabotage the incident with flying dongs in an epic [[IRL]] recreation of the [[Second_Life#Videos|Anshe Chung incident.]] They seemed doomed to [[fail]] though, as [[Russia]] still has yet to invent the [[internet]] or [[Second Life]].

What followed was a tribute to the iron will, [[300|spartan]] resourcefulness and unlimited douchebaggery of the Russian people as Ruskie trolls worked day and night to design and build an '''actual real flying dong''' - also known as a '''Helicockter'''. The rest is noisy, phallic history... and 2008 has its [[Don't taze me bro]].

{{quote|You think one penis to the face will stop the mighty Kasparov? It will take many, many more penises to the face to stop me. I have had as many as twenty.|Russian-to-English translation courtesy of YouTube commenter conn112h}}

[http://koloperuna.livejournal.com/117393.html Russian Blog Article,] roughly translated:

 I don't have any sympathies for the Kremlin toadies or Kasparov as an objector, but this was funny.
 It seems they failed to apprehend this warhead...
 It circles the auditorium until brought down by one of the courageous Kasparovsky soldiers.

==Videos==
<center><big>'''Kasparov Gets Donged aka "Black Cock Down"'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>vbnySBqioB0</youtube></center>

<center>'''Sadly, our intrepid pilot flew too low and a security guard punted the dong. lrn2fly.'''</center>

{{quote|Well, pity it didnt fly right into the mouth of this fucker casparov. Thats place where it belongs to.|YT user Dostalnax, apparently confused as to where cock goes (also capitalization, spelling, and the definite article)}}
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<center><big>'''Dongcopter Multi-Racial Squadron!'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>ZN8SVAcdw6I</youtube></center><br>

{{quote|Spunknik.|billyp}}

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<center><big>'''Subtitled By Manga Video'''</big>
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<youtube>haRZxPw0JYg</youtube></center>

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<center><big>'''Now with special dialog from [[Team Fortress 2|Heavy]]!'''</big>
<br><youtube>pmhQQAeRFoc</youtube></center>

==OMG GALLERY==

{{cg|Dongcopter|Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Dongcopter2.jpg|OMG DONGCOPTER
Image:Dongcopter1.jpg|OMG DO NOT WANT
Image:Dongcopter3.jpg|Comrade Hubbordsky unveils the blueprints
Image:Dongbeanie.jpg|I has a dong beanie.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Copterdong.jpg|Weaponized version of the flying dong
Image:DC mixed reviews.jpg
Image:Aerofallosov.jpg|''Aerophallusov'' is a real word in Russian: Russia's secret military branch dedicated to airborne cock-assault. Also, flying cocks.
Image:Putinaerofallosov.jpg|[[Leave Bond to me|Leave Kasparov to me.]]
Image:Dongcopter.png|[[oh exploitable|OMG SUPER ULTRA MEGA FUCKING EXPLOITABLE]]
Image:Dongcopter Do Not Want.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Awe Cat Dongcopter.jpg|The Dongcopter can be a glorious site to behold.
Image:Craig Dongcopter.JPG
Image:Dongs did wtc.jpg
Image:Dongcopter Construction.jpg|A helpful visual guide to building your very own dongcopter.
Image:Jewish Dongcopter.jpg|You knew [[JEWS DID WTC|this shoop]] was coming.
Image:DC shoopthe911.jpg
Image:Gaijin4koma Dongcopter.jpg|[[Gaijin 4Koma]]
Image:Dongcopter Stimpy.png
Image:Dongcopter Vtec.jpg|[[VTEC Just Kicked In Yo|VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO]]!
Image:Dongcopter Leonidas.gif|Fucking [[epic]].
Image:Dongcopter Falcon Punch.gif|[[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUNCH!]]
Image:ApocalypseDong.jpg|DONG DA DA DONG DONG
Image:Peeweedongs.jpg
Image:Dongcoptermem.jpg|Now a meme
Image:Skycranedong.jpg|Send in the next wave!
Image:Shoopdawhoopcopter.jpg|Shoop da Whoop! Also, cocks.
Image:Shy_dongcopter.jpg|Mama mia!
Image:Dickroflcopter.gif|Advanced aeronautical aerophalluov
Image:Rofldongcopter.gif|Advanced aerololical aerophalluov
Image:Bush_dongcopter.gif|[[W]]
File:Dongexploitable.jpg
</gallery>}}

==So What Did We Learn Today?==

{{rainbowsmall|аэровафля}}
<br>
<center>"aerovaflya" is a real word in Russian. Also, flying cock.</center>

==See Also==
*[[Aleksandr Pistoletov]]
*[[Cock]]
*[[Floating dongs]]
*[[Orvillecopter]]
*[[Roflcopter]]
*[[Russia]]

== External Links ==

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*[http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/ The original sauce]
*[http://koloperuna.livejournal.com/117393.html A Russian Livejournal - birth of the aeяofallosov.]
*[http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Kasparov_launches_Russian_opposition_assembly/articleshow/3049762.cms Another article]
*[http://dongcopter.com Official site]


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