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[[Image:Azumangawho.png|thumb|right|His [[fanfiction]]'s logo.  He claims this took him [[retard|"several hours to complete."]]]]
[[Image:Benfieldsfirstbaaw.png|thumb|right|"I've probably called this quits."]]
[[Powerword|Daniel Jonathon Lawren Benfield]], more commonly known as '''Daniel Benfield''' or '''Wario Barker''', is a 21 year old [[wapanese]] filthy unv& [[pedophile]] [[christfag]] who lusts after the characters in [[Azumanga Daioh]].  He's a hardcore anti-troll, too, getting users banned "with in two hours of reporting them."  He uses [[DeviantART|DA]], so he's obviously a horrid [[shit|artist]] and [[shit|writer]] as well, as [[you]] will soon learn.

== Life ==
Daniel Benfield [[basement dweller|lives with his parents and brother]] in Deerfield Beach, Florida.  Keep in mind, that he is 21 years old.

== Early Drama on DA ==
The first known instance of Benfield's baawwing was in January of 2009.  When he posted a journal on [[DeviantART|dA]] claiming he was [[lie|done writing]].  We all know how this ended.

=== Azumanga WHO ===
Azumanga WHO is/was a [[retarded|brilliant]] [[crossover]] of [[Azumanga Daioh]] and the [[British]] [[Science Fiction]] show, Dr. WHO.  It is noted for being exceptionally [[shit|terrible]] and disliked by fans of both series.  This didn't stop Daniel, though. 

On March 9th of 2009, Azumanga WHO was [[pwnt|removed]] from [[FanFiction.Net]] for "Not allowed: interactive, chat/script, real person, mst, and etc."  Being an immature [[faggot]], Benfield chose not to learn from his mistake, but rage about it on dA.  After, this Daniel went on his "Great Hiatus" as the [[fan|fandom]] and himself termed it.  I think it's safe to say we wish he didn't come back.
 
On the subject of his [[Mary Sue|OC]], Hannah.  It's kind of like how [[Chris-chan]] thinks he's [[Sonichu]]'s father.  On top of that, he [[Self-insert|makes himself a recurring character]] in almost all of his stories  He really takes his writing too far.  As in having a dream with his daughter.....and [[Raptor Jesus|Jesus]].

=== The Great Hiatus ===
Sometime [[last Thursday]], Daniel Benfield announced he was [[lie|quitting again]].  He dubbed it the [[serious business|"Great Hiatus II"]].  Of course, not being able to stay away from [[lolicon]] for an extended period of time, he returned in 5 days.

=== [[Pedophilia]] ===
{{Quote|People who lust after [[lolis]] are [[The Rapture|sinners]].|Daniel Benfield, condemning not only himself, but his fellow [[pedophiles]]}}


Azumanga WHO has some strong elements of pedophilia, mainly centered around his "daughter".  He is believed by [[retards|some]] to be a pedophile for his love of an [[anime]] show starring [[16 year old girl|teenage girls]] and his obsession over his OC (original character) "daughter", Hannah.  Other dA [[Fags|users]], have called him "the daughter complex guy".


[[Image:Ohgoodlord.png|200px|thumb|left|The sickening backstory of Azumanga JEW]]

== Trolling ==

A group called the "Al-Aqsa Trolling Crew" had already been contributing to [[Chasethehedgehog]] and [[DestinyMew]] related [[drama]] on dA.  In September, after a raid on a [[forum]] site called "Grim Azubastion", they discovered Daniel and his dA account.  He really [[asking for it|brought it on himself]], considering the fact that he commented on one of the [[User:Anon1Guardian|troll's]] [[YouTube]] pages telling him how he was going to [[Lulz in hell trollfags|go to hell]] for the raid.  After reading his writings and journals of [[Incontinent Student Bodies|bawww]], they knew [[trolling|what had to be done]].

{{Quote|There are things I don't like in this world - one of the big ones is hypocrites. And guess what? YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. You plaster anti-(insert here) messages all over and relentlessly mock people in vulgar ways.

You're the very definition of satanic, and you'll burn in Hell for eternity. It's not a party, it's punishment for the things you've done during your life - and it'll never stop, no matter how much you want it to. But knowing you, you're probably a sadist and enjoy pain.|Daniel Benfield, [[bullshit|a nice guy who doesn't feed the trolls]].}} 


=== Grim Azubastion ===

On 9/15, 2009, [[IRC]] [[trolls]] forced a user named [[admin|ArcaneRain]] to shut down the Grim Azubastion forums or face a [[dox]] drop.  Many fags reacted with [[butthurt]] and [[RAEG|rage]].  Daniel was no exception.  

==== DeviantART BAWWWW ====

{{Quote|Nobody can be a [[Christian]] and a [[pedophile]] at the same time.|[http://www.priestsrapeboys.com Daniel Benfield, being wrong] }}

Being a typical [[retard|Deviantard]], his answer to most of life's problems is to [[fail|write a journal about it]].

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Image:Azuwiki.png|Resurrecting a [[Furryops|hacked site]].
Image:oppdiscomment.png|His reaction to his friend being a [[troll]].
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==== Cool Story, Bro ====

At some point, the [[trolls]] convinced one of the forum members to [[win|join their side]].  Daniel was [[butthurt|outraged]] and even went to the point of ''writing a story '' about it.  This story is [[lulzy]] in the fact that it portrayed the trolls as evil murderers and Daniel as a [[bullshit|helpless victim]], rather than the sick [[pedophile]] he is.  The original story can be read [http://legi0n.789chan.org/pwn/src/story.txt here], but one [[retard|internet wizard]] also took the liberty of creating a dramatic narration.

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=== [[IRC]] Drama ===

Soon, Benfield was lured into an IRC channel set up specifically to troll him, under the guise of "[[rape|negotiation]]"..  Once there, his [[dox]] were presented to him and he was given an ultimatum: "quit DA or we post your dox".  He made a journal announcing his [[pwnt|surrender]], but he included a part telling everyone that the [[trolls]] were forcing him to write it.  This killed the [[lulz]] of the situation.  When he was threatened with having his "original" stories sold on [[Ebay]] and [[Craigslist]], He agreed to remove it and keep the rest of the journal, we [[shit]] you not.    He claimed to be quitting DA for a long time, but he returned 11 days later for more [[faggotry]].  Before he left he moved the hacked website known as the Azusanity Wiki to [[shit|Wikia]].  [[Chris-chan|Slanderous]] edits were made and quickly reverted.

=== Wikia Drama ===
[[Image:Angelaadvice.png|thumb|right|Another reasonable person who was ignored by a deranged pedophile.]]
At the same time as the IRC trolling, Daniel was actively making plans to [[USI|take control of the wiki]] (which actually belonged to oppdis) and move it to wikia.  However, instead of merely asking for assistance in the move, he cried to a Wikia sysop about being trolled, at one point requesting "[[lol wut|cyber police]]" to be sent to the IRC channel were the trolling was occurring.  Keep in mind, this happened BEFORE the [[Jessi Slaughter]] incident.
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=== The Line Art Scandal ===

At some point [[last Thursday]], Daniel asked a [[retarded]] [[furfag]] for [[shit|lineart]] of his fictional [[13-year-old boy|13-year old daughter]].  Upon receipt of said lineart (which is [[shit]]), [[WTF|he roleplayed as his ''fictional daughter'']].  This led many users to accuse him of being a [[sickfuck]] [[pedophile]].  Even furniggers were spamming his page after this shitstorm.  He wrote a journal "debunking" his pedophilia, but he still needs to be [[trolled]] with full fury.
[[Image:HannahBenfield.jpg|thumb|right|The offending image.]]
[[Image:Paedofinder-general.jpg|thumb|left|He's gonna burn...]]
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=== Legi0npedia ===
In early December 2009, Daniel and his butt-buddy [[gay|happyhardcorejoyjoy]] decided to take it upon themselves to vandalize [[Legi0n#Legi0npedia|Legi0npedia]], a chan/troll wiki in a fit of [[butthurt]]. [[Lulz]] were ultimately had and nothing of value was lost.

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Image:benfieldthevandal.png|"''[[butthurt|This is my revenge to all of you evil trolls, screw you!]]''" - Daniel Benfield
Image:benfieldvandal1.png|LEAVE [[Chris-chan|CHRIS-CHAN]] ALONE!!
Image:benfieldvandal2.png|[[Chase]] si a pretty cool guy LEAVE US ALONE.
Image:benfieldvandal3.png|No [[shit]], Sherlock.
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Image:benfieldvandal4.png|lol wut
Image:benfieldvandal5.png|dey see us trollan, dey hatin'
Image:benfieldvandal6.png|Maybe Daniel isn't as stupid as we thought.
Image:benfieldvandal7.png|HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Image:benfieldvandal8.png|Cry me a river, [[wapanese|azufag]]
Image:benfieldvandal9.png|Daniel Benfield supports furniggers
Image:benfieldvandal10.png|Massive [[butthurt]] is massive
Image:benfieldvandal11.png|Ya think?
Image:benfieldvandal12.png|More [[butthurt]]
Image:benfieldvandal13.png|Daniel Benfield, [[bullshit|a nice guy who never swears]].
Image:benfieldvandal14.png|BAWWWWWWW I TROLL U, AATC LEADER >:(
Image:benfieldvandaloppdisbawww.png|WRYYYYYYYYY DID U HURT ME???

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=== Daniel's thought on being [[owned|trolled]] ===

The following was posted [http://azusanity.wikia.com/wiki/User:Daniel_Benfield here].

On September 27, 2009 Daniel ran into some trouble with trolls. The chief blow-away moment was when [[Fag|Oppdis]] announced that he was renouncing [[Azumanga Daioh|Azu]] (although later developments showed that he was in fact always a troll...just not Azu until 9/27/09). After a troublesome battle that involved &ndash;
* A YouTube [[troll|user]] named WarloBarker88 (given name "Daniel Benfeld") spreading lies about Daniel
* [[lulzy|Nasty]] edits to the second-generation AzuSanity Wiki
* A DeviantART user posting pictures [[Copyright|stealing]] both the original and Great Battle "Azu-WHO" logos (plus several others, all mocking Daniel)
* A [[chatroom]] [[trolling|ambush/backstabbing/beatdown]] on October 1
* Repeated abuse of [[Mary Sue|Hannah Benfield]] throughout (essentially claiming that she was both a [[transsexual]] and giving "BJs")

...Daniel, for his own safety, posted a goodbye on DeviantART on October 2, 2009. With this, he changed his signature to the last line spoken by the Fourth [[pedophile|Doctor]] ("It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for.") and posted a goodbye that ended with the First Doctor's famous speech to his granddaughter [[Whore|Susan]] ("One day, I shall come back...")

On October 8, 2009, following a formal complaint to the DeviantART [[Nazis|Help Desk]] by Daniel, [[troll|Anon1Guardian]] was [[permab&|banned permanently]] from the site. [[Oh noes|Since then, Daniel expressed an interest in returning to DeviantART]].

[[Shit no one cares about|On October 13, Daniel returned to DeviantART with a new oneshot entitled "Mind's Vortex". In addition, he changed his signature.]]

=== Son, I am Disappoint ===
{{quote|Hey, folks...this is going to be hard for me, [[no|and perhaps even you]].|Daniel, assuming anyone gives a fuck}}
On the 21st and 22nd of Febuary 2010 respectively, Daniel posted a [[BAWWW|pair of blogs]] in which he whined about his dad, [[the man|Phillip Benfield Sr]]. In his first blog, Benfield goes on about how he found his bony old father [[LOL|lying on the floor after hitting his head on a dresser]]. As a result of this [[lulzy|unfortunate]] accident, Daniel's father was put on life support. Poor Phillip couldn't even get a liver transplant due to his having been a drunken [[poor|bum]] for [[over 9000|so many]] years. Further showing what a [[unwarranted self-importance|selfish and self-centered]] prick he is, Daniel goes on further to state that he ''[[asshole|refused to see his own father in the hospital]]''.
{{quote|I refused to go to the hospital, as I did not wish to see my father with even more tubes sticking out of him.|Daniel not giving a shit}}

In his second bawwwlog, Daniel updates [[noone|all zero people who give a shit]] on his father's health by stating that Phillip has [[dead|kicked the bucket]]. Instead of hoping for the best for Phillip [[otherkin|in the next life]], Daniel (in true [[christfag]] style) decides to be dick to his dead father by implying that Phillip could very well have gone to [[hell]]. Probably because daddy [[drunk|was hitting the sauce]] a little to often.

==== The Blogs ====
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Image:brbhospital.png|The best way to show your dying father you care is to not go see him at the hospital
Image:phillipbenfielddead.png|BRB, DEAD
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==== The Trolls Respond ====
{{quote|If Daniel is Concerned over where his dad's going, he should watch his actions.

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON! :D|[http://ben3156.deviantart.com ben3156]}}

Being the good [[trolls|internet citizens]] they are, the trolls called Daniel out on his insensitive attitude toward his father. 

{{squote|Is there a dictionary entry... for giant asshole prick? If so, it should say {{Deviantart|danielbenfield|Daniel Benfield}} and nothing more. Why? Because of this: [http://danielbenfield.deviantart.com/journal/30477125/ link]

K. Your dad died. BAWWW, etc. But this is what pisses me off: "And I don't know [[Hell|where]] he's going." WHAT? You really are [[asshole|questioning whether or not your own father is damned to hell for all eternity]]? Not to sound raging here, but [[truth|you're a fucking tool]], bro. Words can't describe how big of a [[dick]] move this is. He should be made a saint for having to put up with an [[disappoint|asshole failure of a son]] like yourself. The only one who should be concerned for their fate is YOU, pedophile. Have a nice day.

ALSO: I lol'd at your tears. :D|[http://aatcXtreme.deviantart.com DrSerbia]}}

==Present day==
Benfield currently hangs out at several game show related forums, long a haven of aspies and [[old]] people:

* [http://gameshow.ipbhost.com Game Show Forum], where he joines the aspies in bitching about modern episodes of shows and pining for older shows from his childhood.
* [http://buyavowel.boards.net Buy a Vowel], a ''[[Wheel of Fortune]]'' forum. He's known for fapping to the few remaining episodes hosted by Chuck Woolery, bitching about how the current staff doesn't care, whining about the puzzle writing, and complaining that the show won't acknowledge Woolery even though Pat Sajak has only been hosting for 30 fucking years.
* [[TV Tropes]], where he goes by WarioBarker and edits mainly pages related to, you guessed it, game shows
* [[Wikipedia]] — again, mostly game shows
* [http://wheeloffortunehistory.wikia.com Wheel of Fortune History Wiki], a wiki full of [[shit nobody cares about]] involving ''Wheel of Fortune''. Coincidentally, this wiki was founded by another aspie fanboy of both game shows and ''Azumanga Daioh'', who also spends way too much time on TV Tropes and Wikipedia.

He also used to hang out at [[Golden Road.net]], but hasn't been seen there since 2009. That site is forever grateful, especially after the time he insulted Drew Carey on Drew's blog, causing Drew to disable comments and make a notorious post about "telephone pole screamers".

== See Also ==
*[[Azumanga Daioh]]
*[[Legi0n]]
*[[Self-insert]]
*[[Mary Sue]]

== External Links ==
*{{Deviantart|danielbenfield|Daniel on DA}} - remind him that he's a pedophile, he's in denial
*{{yt|cu|wariobarker88|Daniel on YouTube}}
**[http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/youtube/thread?tid=22c0b2cd4ae073a2&hl=en Daniel goes to the YouTube police]
*[http://azusanity.wikia.com/wiki/The_AzuSanity_Wiki His "AzuSanity Wiki".  Vandalize for graet justice.]
**[http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User:Daniel_Benfield Wikia account]
**[http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Angela/Archive_20#Azusanity CYBER POLICE!]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Daniel_Benfield Wikipedia]
* http://fr.pastebin.ca/1999666 Putting your real name and location on public profiles isn't a good idea
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