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{{main|Masochistic-Wolfie}}
[[File:Bsklgn ttly not gay.png|thumb|left|200px|COCK GOES WHERE?]]

{{quote|Masochistic-Wolfie is a wonderful singer, artist, and photographer. her art is wonderful and should be greatly expected. She doesn't care for comments about how to improve her art because she never really puts a lot of time and effort into her pictures. She does not care about everything looking perfect because the point of her art is to be funny.|[http://bsklgn.deviantart.com Bsklgn]|Her faggot whiteknight intent on defending lolcow "integrity" over visiting his dying brother.|color=silver|size=360%}}

Sometime last Thursday, [[Masochistic-Wolfie]]'s whiteknight Bsklgn (Powerword Tyler Daniel Martin) wrote a journal about how his brother was rushed into hospital following an overdose an hero attempt. Our plucky young hero decided that rather than remain at his gravely ill brother's hospital bedside he would devote his time to preserving MW's integrity and honour, by vandalising her ED article with the [[Shit|gem]] above.

<center>{{bigpic|MW whiteknight baw journal.jpg|600|300|My brother's dying from a near fatal an hero attempt, but Wolfie needs my help, damnit!11}}</center>

==It's a conspiracy!==
[[File:MW whiteknight ban1.jpg|thumb|center|800px|See you in 2 weeks, nigger!]]
[[File:MW edit revert.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Does Vampy know you bone your whiteknights in exchange for E favours?]]

When called out for his faggotry on his dA profile, he would reply and then hastily DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING before anybody on his page could get wind of the conversation. [[Suck_my_dick|Good job EDiots are used to this kind of asshattery and always take screencaps!]] Because he was only able to fuck around with the article for a grand total of 3 minutes with his initial shit quote edit, he tried to pass the buck and say that another dA user must have a vendetta against him! [[Nice_try|Of course! Some butthurt dA user was overseeing your whiteknighting this entire time and created an account with a username identical to yours specifically to fuck around with MW's article!]]

Besides sounding like the plot from some shitty drama, this was still a plausible if highly unlikely theory. That is until ''after'' he was called out on dA when he began frantically spamming unfunny edits about faggots being a bundle of sticks and eventually just [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Masochistic-Wolfie&diff=next&oldid=1998579134 headbutting the keyboard on the article's edit page like a Down's Syndrome baby] when his edits were reverted again. Not only this, [[HAHAHA_OH_WOW|but he paid particular attention to getting the url to his dA account removed from MW's page. Lol, chivalry's dead.]]

Once his ED usertalk page was pain series’d and he was b& for 2 weeks, he began furiously backpedalling. He initially named a specific user who was impersonating him on ED and then revoked it immediately. He stated that he believed it was [http://samkara.deviantart.com/ Samkara] [[Irony|trying to make him look like a dumbass]] because he claims Wolfie had apparently ragequit the internets FOREVAR and she was targeting him as a new source of lulz. Since MW continues to hide comments on her page, hasn’t announced leaving dA forevar  in a ridiculous and overly dramatic fashion and deactivated her account, [[Pics_or_it_didn't_happen|this is probably bollocks.]]

===Lulzy evidence to the contrary===
Bsklgn is a retarded bawbaby who is harbouring under the misconception that EDiots were born yesterday. Let’s present some facts which suggest he is indeed the very same, butthurt, unfunny faghole that attempted to vandalise MW’s article:

* '''When backed into a corner about his douchebaggery, he’ll activate [[grammar nazi]] mode and nitpick at any vernacular his opposition has used to claim what they’re saying is not a word.  When executing this technique, he will cite dictionary.com as a source for AL TRU WURDZ- Much like he did when he tried to refer to faggots as “a bundle of sticks” on MW’s article. Funnily enough, when he was pwned on dA he said the exact same fucking thing when he was called out for being the gigantic faggot that he is.''' 
* He has the mentality of a 12 year old boy. If you check over [[Special:Contributions/Bsklgn|his contributions]], they  have the distinct air of immature little butthurt bitch about them.
* According to his dA info, he uses the exact same username for ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYTHING.
* First he held some random girl he doesn’t like responsible, now he doesn’t.
* He claims the vandalism under his dA username was part of an elaborate and deliberate character assassination, yet whoever vandalised MW’s article was shitting their pants desperately trying to remove the url to Bsklgn’s dA userpage.

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File:MW whiteknightfail3.png|[[Internet_tough_guy|It's my arch nemesis trying to frame me you motherfucker!]]
File:MW lol it was samkara.png|[[Dumbass|It was probably Samkara because I need someone to blame my fail and AIDS on and I don’t care for her, lol. Also, thanks for the pageview HERPADERP.]]
File:MW is quitting the internet!.png|Lol I though it wuz u trying to frame me cuz wurufi’s ragequitting dA.
File:Bsklgn username lulz.jpg|[[Sarcasm|This kid is smart enough to use a vast array of aliases to mask his online shenanigans.]]
File:Bsklgn lie, lie, lie.png|I’m in denial because the truth triggers [[Butthurt|this aching sensation in my ass.]] Wolfie’s leaving dA for exactly this reason, [[Yes|I hope you assholes r happy!11]]
File:Bsklgn nitpicking lulz.jpg|HURR ACRDNG 2 DICTIONARY.COM WEEABOO IZNT A WERD, UR ARGUMENT IZ INVALID.
File:Bsklgn is a vandal lulz.jpg|[[Moron|Wow! That’s the same witty comeback you tried on MW’s article, remember?]]
File:Bsklgn is a moron.png|A few hours= A long time.
File:Bsklgn is a moron part 2.png|Yes, ''was'' it worth it?
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===Also, cocks===
[[File:Bsklgn yaoi.jpg|thumb|right|130px|LOL.]]

He forgot to hide this comment [[Facepalm|back when he was still on speaking terms with Samkara,]] but when he's not crusading for a furry axewound, he enjoys a nice, big, juicy cock from time to time.

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File:Bsklgn is a christfag2.png|A bisexual christfag, eh?
File:Bsklgn fugly.jpg|Haircut, faggot. GET ONE.
File:Bsklgn lolmullet.jpg|DAT MULLET.
File:Bsklgn is an ugly fag.jpg|Here's me at a [[renaissance faire]]!]]
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==Dispelling the myths of those [[CWC|ding, dang, dirty trolls]]==
In the lulzy spirit of giving Bsklgn [[LULZ|the right to a far trial]], here are some caps of Bsklgn dispelling the [[Trufax|myths]] of this article.

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File:Bsklgn dispel 1.png|[[Facepalm|"DURR WHEN DID I ACCUSE SAMKARA OF VANDALISING MW'S ARTICLE IN MY NAME TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FAG? I CAN CLEARLY SEE URLS TO ALL 3 OF MY ALIASES BUT I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU SAYING I'M HABITUAL IN SELECTING USERNAMES."]]
File:Bsklgn dispel 2.png|"WAT'S SOUL CALIBUR? I DO CARE ABOUT MY BROTHER, HE COST ME 4 DAYS OF MY LIFE, LOST SLEEP, A SCHOLARSHIP [[Bullshit|AND 20LBS OVER THOSE 4 DAYS]]. I WAITED UNTIL HE WAS [[WTF|NO LONGER TERMINALLY ILL]]."- Note how he never denies the vandalism.
File:Bsklgn dispel 3.png|"I AM WICCAN, RLY! THAT WASN'T ABOUT MY BROTHER! I'M NOT RLY A SICKFUCK! YEAH THAT SITE IS SHIT LOL. [[USI|BITCHES LOEV MY HAIR BUT I'M TTLY OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE]]. LOL CHRISTFAGS. I'M NOT RLY RONERY."
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Douche or not, you be the judge.</center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Bsklgn's gallery of [[fail]]|Bsklgngallery1|center|<gallery>
Image:MW whiteknight pwn.jpg|[[Crybaby|Truth hurts, cunt. You can't hide the comment here.]]
Image:MW whiteknight lulz.jpg|Lol, watz mai prize?
Image:MW whiteknight confess.jpg|OSHI- he's onto me. -Flagged as spam-
Image:MW whiteknight dA concealment.jpg|[[Pussy|Abandoning your whiteknighting mission to save your own ass? LOLOLOLOL.]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:MW whiteknight unfunny edits.jpg|If I replace everything with unfunny and fail as opposed to DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING they won't notice, right?
Image:MW whiteknight nonsensical edits.jpg|Mental retardation can be triggered at any time with this drooling faggot.
Image:MW Wicca lulz.jpg|I can clearly be seen whiteknighting on her page [[No|but that doesn't mean I'd sabotage her article!]]
Image:Bsklgn is a crybaby.jpg|How do I define spam?
Image:GTFO Dlaus.jpg|TL;DR- If MW disables her account due to butthurt, [[DO_IT_FAGGOT|Dlaus will finally hang up his shining armour.]]
Image:Lulzy whiteknight critique.png|She can’t even accept a tame critique from her whiteknight. What an arrogant, oversensitive cunt.
Image:MW Bsklgn is a narutard.jpg|He most likely drove his own brother to suicide. All the more reason why he should probably concentrate his faggotry on something more worthwhile, like apologising to his family.
Image:MW DO IT FAGGOT.jpg|Dlaus will cease his faggotry [[NO_U|if MW does first.]]
Image:Bsklgn doesn't care about his brother.png|Lol, he's not critical anymore, who gives a shit?
Image:Bskgln admits he's mediocre.jpg|I'm just a shit poser really, lol.
Image:Bsklgn dividing by zero.jpg|In that case you and MW need to GTFO.
Image:Bsklgn is a christfag.png|HURRHURR BACON, I'M SO FUNNY.
Image:Bsklgn is a sickfuck.png|[[Sickfuck|Awesome, twincest!]]
Image:Bsklgn moar fugly pictures.png|Shocking revelations.
Image:Bsklgn STFU.jpg|The question on everyone's lips.
Image:Bsklgn pageview lulz.jpg|That's ok. You don't have to hide your butthurt, we all know it's there.
Image:Dlaus is a selfish cunt.png|"You have to convince MW to stay otherwise [[HAHAHA_OH_WOW|my whiteknighting career]] is fucked!11"
Image:Bsklgn so randum.png|SO RONERY.
Image:Bsklgn groups.png|Uke, yaoi and boylove. [[Shotacat]] approves!
</gallery>}}

==See also==
[[File:Siegfried-schtauffen-soul-calibur4.jpg|thumb|150px|How Bsklgn sees himself.]]
[[File:Internet-soldier.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The stark reality.]]

* [[Whiteknight]]
* [[Internet Tough Guy]]
* [[Virgin]]
* [[Wiccan]]

==External links==
<small>[[Obvious|You may notice an odd pattern with his usernames.]] It'll be either Bsklgn, WiccanCrow, or CrowofLight.</small>

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'''AIM:''' Bsklgn<br />
'''E-mail:''' Bsklgn2@gmail.com
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*[http://bsklgn.deviantart.com His dA account] Just in case you didn't catch it the first time, lol.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Wiccancrow1 His jewtube] FUCK YOU, I'M A WICCAN.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/1Bsklgn Another jewtube]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Bsklgn Yet another jewtube]
*[http://www.thumdar.com/index.php?option=com_comprofiler&task=userProfile&user=6573&Itemid=51 Looks like a shit IMVU or something]
*[http://www.wordmachinist.com/apps/profile/63466103/ His super secrit poetry club] LOL.
*[http://twitter.com/Bsklgn Twatter]
*[http://www.formspring.me/WiccanCrow Formspring] Quickly! While anonymous questions are still permitted!
*[http://www.espin.com/people/crowoflight DAT MULLET]
*[http://www.magajin.com/bsklgn/profile/illustrations/tag/bsklgn Shit art site]
*[http://naruto.viz.com/forum/member.php?u=8595 Narutard forum account] Note the occupation.
*[http://christianchat.com/member.php?u=71825 I'm a bisexual Christian!11] [http://christianchat.com/new-christian-chat-members-introduce-yourselves/17683-im-new.html#post356223 "I'm Bsklgn on dA, lol."]
*[http://www.christianteenforums.com/member.php?21494-WiccanCrow Wiccan username, another Christfag forum] Can't resist linking his dA account every time.


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