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:''<s>Not</s> To be confused with: [[White trash]], [[Redneck|Rednecks]], and [[Cracker|Crackers]], since they are all the same shit breed.''
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'''White people''' also known as '''honkeys''', '''crackers''', '''Edomites''', '''pigskins''', '''chimpanzees''', '''albino gorillas''', '''albino orangutans''', '''Caucasian apes''' and '''inbred mutant albino [[niggers]]''', are descendants of the Neanderthals that fractured into multiple tribes of Europe.  It is well-documented that white people are [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_skin_color the genetic version of trickle-down economics]. 

White people have a unique inverted history that started as winning in murder, rape, and theft game stats.  For most of history, white people tried to exterminate each other until they met other races and tried to exterminate them.  Oddly, after winning in ''kill'' counts for so long, white people have started a new gameplay mode where winning is measured in [[Social Justice|victim points]], [[An hero|suicide counts]], and [[nu-male|general faggotry]].  [[Niggers]] are still playing in "normal" mode and have surpassed whites in kill/rape/theft game stats.
Modern white people are most similar to modern [[AZN|Chinks]] in that both have too many [[Nu-male|faggots]], [[gamers|are highly addicted to video games]], [[losers|don't get laid]], and like to [[Suicide|kill themselves]] and/or [[mass shooting|others]].
[[File:Whitepigwoman.jpg|thumb|250px|right|White women are known for their petite figures.]]
== Collective ==
[[Image:Actualwhite.jpg|200px|thumb|White people are widely revered for their intelligence and sexual prowess.]] 
[[File:WhitePeople.gif|200px|thumb|Those that are white are often both fake and [[gay]].]]

Notoriously loathed by [[Spics|other]] [[Niggers|races]] for their lack of culture, entitlement, and horrible smell, it's a well-known fact that [[truth|white people are the most pathetic group of individuals of all time]]. 

The majority of "white history" is widely studied and universally accepted as vituperative, [[Viking|barbaric]], and disgraceful. Many of their historical "achievements" are often embellished bullshit achieved by pillaging other countries, raping everything in sight, and stealing anything shiny. Nearly all white culture was stolen from other cultures, fermented then congealed into the doughy substance of whitey.  Or it's just shit they made up and repeated long enough to be accepted by their own historians.

Starting out as robust [[black]] hominids and rapidly devolving to albinised maggots, the weaker tribes were driven north out of [[Africa]] into ice age[[Europe]] where they further devolved into a white haze of dimwitted Neanderthal hybrids such as [[Americunts]], [[Britfags]], [[Canada|Canucks]], and [[Australia|Aussie fags]]. White skin is in actual fact a result of inbreeding on an exponential scale and [[wikipedia:Skin_Cancer|an evolutionary lapse]].

Cave beasts are under the pitiful [[delusion]] that they are superior. They have been indoctrinated into stupidity since their first forays into civilization, this is not surprising. One good thing about the peckerwoods is their ability to blindly follow their [[Jew|leaders]] in perfect lockstep however fake and gay the instructions might sound, only to bitch and moan years down the line "what about the real people".  Go figure, asshole.

White people regularly use non-white people as pawns in various displays of one-up-manship. Historically, displays were simpler bragging about which white country could kill, rape, and steal the most from non-white countries.  In the modern-day, displays are more public yet personal and can range from [[Social Justice|public self-flagellation]], or [[cuck|publicly acting as beta males]], or making [[Stormfags|anonymous and laughable claims of superiority]].  Mentioning racial stereotypes of non-whites causes most white people to reflexively exclaim {{youtube|zyu2jAD6sdo|"THAT'S RACIST!"}}. White people foolishly believe anyone gives a shit about their self-aggrandizing displays of their misguided "morality."  While simultaneously, they believe that their own hyper-conformist, materialistic, narcissistic, decadent excuse of a society is the epitome of civilization.

White people naturally excel at [[First_World_Problems|whining]].  White people whine about a range of topics including, but not limited to, [[Feminism|their feelings]], [[Psychiatry|their thoughts]], [[Fat|their body]], buildings, trees, cars, mobile devices, most inanimate objects, [[Politics|other white people whining, and other white people whining about their own whining]].  They have invented a myriad of modes of whining and [[Bloggers|generally believe their whining to be of profound importance]].  Whites often blame non-whites for "takin' ma' jerb" when in reality they're just lazy fucks that assumed time and circumstances would stand still for them and are now butthurt that they did not.

[[Fat]] white women believe the saggy cellulite hanging from their rears resembles thick booties and will shop for undersized, lowzcut panties and thongs at Walmart to lift up their asses in a vain effort to make them look appealing. This practice only reveals how utterly disgusting they are.

Whitey has a disproportionately large percentage of serial killers and [[pedophile]]s in comparison to non-whitey nations, proving incontrovertibly that over 98.9% of white men are [[Sick fuck|sick fucks]].  Whiteys are, in fact, poorly disguised porcine/human hybrids. They cover their blotchy pigskin and spider-veins with fake tans and other poisonous "cosmetics" because they are not-so-secretly disgusted by themselves.
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==History==

Throughout history, the white man has consistently rewritten history to hide their colossal, routine fuck-ups. Colonized by Moors, conquered by Egyptians, sold as sex-slaves by Ottomans - had these facts not been expunged from their history books, their children might have escaped the current yoke of [[white guilt]].  [[Some argue]] that white people aren't quite as evolved as the more intelligent races of earth, and should be enslaved.  However, enslavement would be impossible, as most white people are too feeble for any real [[manual labor]], and they have no work ethic if the task doesn't involve [[World_War_2|killing babies for profit all over the world]]. 

[[Image:Nearly Naked Crazy White Man with Weapons b.jpg|200px|thumb|The white race is descended from Neanderthals.]]

The first known white people to populate Europe were the primitive Neanderthals, named after the Neander valley in Germany, from where their descendants can still be observed today. The Mesolithic period came along, everyone was using stone tools, the dog was domesticated, and no one was naked anymore. Someone invented a pointy stick.

A few thousand years down the track, not much had changed. Europe was covered in forest and populated by semi-nomadic, semi-naked tribes with no recorded literature. Additional sticks were invented. Meanwhile, in Africa; trade routes had been linked deep into Asia, domestic farming and animal husbandry was put into practice, metallurgy was brought into use, and neighboring Arabs were hard at work building the first cities. A number of the more progressive civilizations sent letters of advice to the northern neighbors about civilization for beginners. However, no one could read at the time, given the fact they were running half-naked through the forest throwing sticks at each other.  

Things were looking bad for whitey, but these folks may have been uneducated, they were not retarded (yet) and decided to hold a meeting about how to get their sloppy shit into shape. No sooner than had everyone begin to arrive, the suggestion went out that they just copy what all the other races were already doing, and with a bit of practice, maybe do a better job someday. Thus it all began: other peoples achievements were copy+pasta'd by white people into their own territory and plagiarized as their own work without due credit: a proud tradition that still prevails to the present.

A new stick was invented with a pointy piece of newfangled metal on one end, thus enabling the Roman empire to kick everyone's ass to the curb in record time, setting the par for awesome and epic trolling. In fact, after completing all tutorial missions, they became so addicted to playing ''Civilization''™ they were able to show most of the oldfag players how it was meant to be done. The joy was not to last, due to the fact that the German white people trashed everything the Romans built.

In A.D. 410, white people began the "Dark Ages."  They spent all their time killing each other and trying to outdo each other as [[Christianity|Christ monkeys]] as God graced the earth with a plague that killed roughly half of whiteys and a few collateral sand niggers.  After centuries of meandering through Europe, raping and pillaging their own kind, some dago faggots declared a renaissance.

Then someone invented yet another stick, although this time it was upgraded with Chinese gun powder and was capable of firing primitive bullets. The whites then formed an audacious plan to take over the world one rape at a time. But before the plan was put into action, the whites decided to have a few practice rapes first in scaled down controlled circumstances. A few more hundred years saw them running around all over Europe as usual, raping and pillaging each others' women, children, animals, and even the disabled to show they had a caring side. After revising what they had learned about their recent rape campaigns in England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales one last time, everyone bought a gun and set sail to wherever the wind blows. Since that period, whenever land is sighted by a white person, they race to plant a flag on it and then rape the nearest thing that looks human.

[[Image:SaakashviliHitler.jpg|thumb|200px|The purest Caucasian, [[Mikhail Saakashvili]].]]

American whites arrived on [[Pirate|pirate boats]] in A.D. 1492 and stole [[injun]] land and raped injun wimminz like a pack of pink niggers.  End of story.

===Inventions===

Most inventions purported to be created by white people were stolen.

====Stolen inventions====
*[[Space|Astrology]] - Spics
*Geography - Portuguese (whom the self-serving whites claim are "whites" but in fact the Portuguese are either [[Spics|Latinos]], [[Kikes|Jews]], [[Arabs|Arabs and Berbers]])
*[[Guns]] - [[Chinks]] (for protection against white people's "claims" of Asian land)
*Modern music - [[Niggers|African Americans]]
*[[Money]] - [[Kikes]]

====Other inventions====
[[File:Whitecosplayers.png|thumb|200px|If you want to find white people, just go to your local furry convention.]]
However, white devils did not steal all inventions. Here's a list of other unfortunate inventions of note:

*[[Anti-Semitism]]
*[[Bailout plan|"Bailout" plans]]
*[[Liberal_Butthurt_Syndrome|Bitching about everything]]
*[[Blogging]]
*[[Brony|Bronies]]
*[[Commies|Communism]]
*[[Cucks|Cuckoldry]]
*[[Democracy]]
*[[Diabetes]]
*''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]''
*[[Faggotry]]
*[[Tanning|Fake tans]]
*[[Fascism]]
*[[Bulldykes|Feminism]]
*[[Furfags|Furries]]
*[[Gentrification]]
*[[Ku Klux Klan]]
*[[Larry the Cable Guy]]
*[[Libtards|Liberalism]]
*[[An hero|Mass murder-suicide]]
*[[Fat|Morbid obesity]] and therefore bariatric surgery
*[[Cuckservatives|Republicanism]]
*[[School Shooting|School shootings]]
*[[Social Justice|Social justice warriors]]
*[[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States of America]]

==Caucasian behavior==
[[File:Baldmonkey.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Just shave its fur.]]
The [[male]] specimen tends to be a [[Inbred|redneck]], a [[Tool]] fan, a beta cuck, a frat boy or <del>[[emo]]</del> [[fag|h0m0]]. By day they travel in packs seeking new land and/or oil and by night, the emofag cuts himself, the redneck posts on [[YouTube]] or [[Failbook|Cuntbook]], the Tool fan listens to terrible [[music]] while vaping and the frat boy goes on a drunken rape spree and/or has drunken gay sex with his family. The rest can be found fucking hot black chicks in motels. On the [[Internet]] they usually write fully punctuated essays in the comments on rap videos because it makes them feel intelligent.

The [[female]] specimen begins the adult life-cycle as a [[16-year-old girl]], though can more often be found in their final form, hovering near a beer tap. During the day they flock together to look for clothes or fattening food, then get on Facebook or [[Instagram|Cuntagram]], to bask in the glow of [[unwarranted self-importance]]. At night they busy themselves being [[almost raped]] and working on their careers.

Also note that whiteys enjoy tanning, despite claiming to love the whiteness of their skin.  Said tanning will inevitably lead to skin [[cancer]], proving Darwin's theory of natural selection to be true time and again.  Really, it's just a slower way of becoming [[an hero]], while at the same time resembling burnt toast.  BUT IT'S A STATUS SYMBOL, GAIZ.

===Sex===

[[Image:Cory Williamson.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Average suburban whitey teenage male doing average whitey teenage things, like [[Cory Williamson|raping your neighbor's dog]]]]
Whiteys are world-renowned rapists and pedofags in all sorts of sexual lulz. White men rape children (mostly boys) in Asia and take sex slaves from Africa and South America. The white man is not above [http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3456745 having sex with dogs] or taking it [[in the ass]] [[Mr.Hands|from horses]]. Not surprisingly, white whores are known for preferring black 12-inch [[cock]] over tiny 2-inch white cocks, and sometimes for having extreme fetishes like shit-eating and [https://archive.is/MTAiw dying from bizarre sexual acts].

===White women and black men: interspecies breeding===

It is widely known that the common white cunt will fuck anything that has a stick. In the same way, it is also widely known that the common black male will fuck anything that is even remotely sexy. As you can see, white whores are prone to think about dick every 00.01 seconds while black men are prone to think about pussy every thirty seconds. Both are desperate, although the snowflake is promiscuous enough to go far as bestiality (fucking other crackers). Hence, there is much more interracial breeding between the two racial genders.

===Food===
[[Image:Frontpager.jpg|thumb|200px|The species diet includes jars of Hellman's mayo and extra large sodas.]]
[[File:50.jpg|200px|thumb|Typical level of cleanliness.]]
A white person's diet generally consists of jars of Hellman's mayonnaise, extra large sodas, loaves of Wonder Bread, gallons of Jack Daniel's whiskey, cottage cheese, [[Unseasoned chicken|unseasoned chicken]], shitty beer, Kraft Singles, Hamburger Helper, dill pickles, and cans of pork & beans.

Among honkeys, greasy, nutritionally-barren bland food is the norm. Hamburgers, Americanized "Mexican food," and the all-you-can-eat buffet are essential to the white American diet. Picture if you will a 500-pound [[fat]] [[fuck]] who is actually ''malnourished'', living amongst a pile of [[McDonald's]] wrappers and [[shitty]] discarded underwear while drinking an outrageously oversized cup of high-fructose corn syrup + water.

[[File:CovetedMayo.jpg|200px|thumb|Your typical [[neckbeard|white bastard]] coveting the [[Mayonnaise|source of all honkey life]].]]

Amongst wealthy white people, eating "ethnic," "organic" and "international" food is done for bragging points amongst other wealthy white people.  Likewise, bullshit glamour diets are currently de rigeur for rich 2520s:  gluten free, paleo, Whole30, and whatever shit Gwyneth Paltrow is flogging are good examples.

===Shelter===
White people tend to congregate outside of cities in large, insipid developments of houses that look completely bland; these are called [[suburbs]], and they suck cadaver ass. Their brains lack the ability to grasp new concepts, or they are terrified of anything "different", so they are frightened and disturbed by anything unusual or requiring complex thought to understand. It is because of this that whites create large housing developments with strict rules - the stricter the rules, the less thought required.  Meddling cunt residents ensure the scores of rules are enforced by calling the HOA, cops, or other municipal authorities at the drop of a hat.   

===Religion===
Half of the white population is Judeo-Christian of one stripe or another, which makes perfect sense since it started with [[Judaism]]. The other half fall into these categories: [[Atheism|atheism]], [[Paganism|paganism]], [[Homosexuality|homosexuality]] (yes, it might as well be a religion among many whites), or white supremacist Norse mythology which often means you are dealing with a [[leftard|liberal]]. Tread carefully.

===Clothing===
In the summertime, white people, especially the middle-aged ones, will inevitably wear inappropriately short shorts to show off their marmalade-like, shapeless legs. They seem to think other people enjoy seeing these varicose vein-riddled blobs of uncooked dough. Females, even fat ones, often seem to think leggings are pants and thus [[whore|walk around]] in underwear with a large shirt and call it an outfit.  In the Netherlands, it's even worse since they favor white leggings thereby emphasizing their cracks and flaps to the public.

The average adult male, unless a hipster/scenefag, has the following staple items:  crew pants or shorts, khakis, regular fit jeans (often enhanced with manufacturer-made tears and faded stripes down the front of the legs), nd New Balance sneakers (inappropriately worn in any setting).  Footwear varies by region:  rural rednecks favor Redwings (or a cheap knockoff) or shitkicker boots, sub/urban whiteys in Texas/Florida/Southern California jock sandals (usually Birks), west coast spring for faggy overpriced shit like Allbirds, etc.

One notorious invention of white people is the muffin-top.

=== Lice ===
[[File:Head Lice White Devils.jpg|''Pediculosis capitis''|200px|thumb]]
White people often have head lice, which are fucking disgusting, parasitic bugs that live and breed on the scalp of Caucaziods. This will generally be seen on the heads of crackkaz during warmer months of the year.

===White culture===
As white people have no native culture, they are forced to co-opt bits and pieces from every other society in the world, simultaneously combining them into a horrible mishmash of 'diversity' while ruining the original. White culture consists mainly of shopping, eating, whining or being offended, rape, and getting [[abortions]].  But mostly rape and whining.

===White IQ===
Totally unbiased intelligence measurements show that different races do have different [[IQ]]s. These tests have shown [[Azn|Asians]], Arabs, blacks, and Indians have higher IQs than the average white person.
Most wealthy white people are in fact complete idiots who cannot read but hide it by listening to [[NPR|public radio]]. This is due to the complacency learned by coasting through life on Mommy and Daddy's dollar.

White people systematically have put intelligent white people into monasteries (or burned them as witches) so that they couldn't breed and pass on their genes for about a thousand years. During this time, the [[AZN|Chinese]] were giving intelligent people well-paid government jobs with which they could support families.  [[Fascism|White people continue to have bouts of exterminating the intellectuals among them]].

===White crime===
Compared to the general population, Albinos have elevated numbers of serial killers. World famous [[sick fuck]]s like [[Charles Manson]], [[Jack the Ripper]], Andrei Chikatilo, [[Richard Chase|Richard Trenton Chase]], [[Josef Fritzl]], Richard Speck, [[Armin Meiwes]] and [[Jeffrey Dahmer]] were all white. Hitler, Stalin, and pretty much all your great military madmen were white.

It should also be noted that virtually every mass murderer that has ever existed has been white, [[Seung-Hui Cho|sparing a few]]. White fags are more prone towards acting on their violent instincts using their instinctual genocidal approach involving a multitude of casualties, whereas Niggers tend to home in on a singular target that is ''usually'' another nigger without thinking about the future consequences. Many crackers attempt to reach the [[High Score]] every year, moar often so in [[America|'Murica]]. This is a finding that has steadily become more notable ever since the late 19th century, or whenever the fuck the [[NRA]] was founded. [[Aaron Alexis]], the guy who rekt Washington Navy Yard in [[2013]], is the only exception, as he was a nigger whose brain was wired a bit differently. Despite what Fox News will tell you, white people are and have always been bigger threat to international stability and security than sandniggers and communist chinks; though to be fair, the degenerate and rape-happy Japanese are not to be trusted either.

===White music===
Pastemonger claim to have created rock music as they claim they've created nearly everything useful, but again, all they did was steal it from blacks. Jazz was created by blacks so that white people couldn't come along and ruin it, but even that has been gentrified. Whites have tried to create their own sub-genre called [[Metal (music)|heavy metal]] claiming it to be their own but they will forever be haunted by the fact their favorite genre was created by "primitive" blacks. Another recent assault on black music by the white man is readily apparent.

===White pride===
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This is often expressed through Nazi rallies in the [[Confederate States of America|Southern]] United States, but recent studies of Internets are serious fucking business have shown that the recent "Nips are fucking crazy," often held by no-dick teenagers, 9-5 white collar workers, and the majority of [[Gamers|gaming]] sites and [[Cracked]] users is a subconscious white pride psychosis fueled with their banal inferiority, loneliness, and desire to make others follow their ways of life to be just as banal as them.

===White gaming===
Whites are some of the worst gamers in the world, in fact, the stupid squeaker on [[Fortnite]] or [[Minecraft]] are always white! These degenerate subhumans love playing games such as [[Minecraft]], [[Shit|Rust]] and [[Roblox]], screaming fuck, shit, dick every second and destroying headphones and stereos. Cumskinned nigger babies love playing COOLMATHGAMES, making them more and more toxic untill they go up the retard scales, playing weirder and crazier games, even going on sex sites!
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za6LFWYUiRw</youtube><br>'''[[Brat|Stupid Danish Squeaker]] gets [[pwned]] by [[sandnigger]] [[Genius|SebbyK]]'''</center>

List of white gamers:
*[[Mariotehplumber]]
*Sammyclassicsonicfan
*[[Super Minecraft Kid]]
*[[Retard|Ultimand]], the Danish kid. Possibly Lola Loud from the Loud House because of the sissy voice and tantrums.
*Basically any squeaker you find in overrated trendy games. They lovvvvvve making shitty songs about the game, raging over trivial bullshit and swearing every five seconds. [[Stupid|A dumb kid thought some guy was Herobrine]] and named his pet slime [[Lulz|Moldy Jizz]]

===Hobbies===
[[Image:Virgin.jpg|200px|thumb|FACT: This man loves sucking cock.]]
Whites have many hobbies and will talk endlessly about them.  There are a few fields where white people excel.  These include:

*Theft, especially of land or intellectual property.
*[[serial killer|Serial and/or mass murder]]
*[[Columbine|School shootings]]
*Manufacture and distribution of meth.
*Drinking alcohol until passing out
*NASCAR or any activity that amounts watching shit move in repeated circles.
*Shopping at Save-A-Lot, Walmart, Family Dollar, etc.
*[[Burn a Koran Day|Histrionic, attentionwhoring antics]]
*Coprophilia
*[https://archive.is/637o1 Hoarding]
*Sexual deviancy
*''Dungeons & Dragons''
*Flying to Thailand to rape 11-year-old boys
*Flying to Sharjah Ruler palace to rape children 
*Raping the unconscious 
*Corrupting kids down [[2chan]] by [[Hentai]] spam done by [[Australia|Aussies]] cuz they're scum of the earth.. nah jks.. cuz [[Satan|Akadawa]] promised them [[shekels]]
*Getting lost on a three-hour tour
*Finding land nobody lives on ''(usually while lost)'' to claim for themselves
*[[Domestic violence]]
*Sci-Fi/Fantasy based pseudo-religions
*Acting [[butthurt]] and other forms of whining
*[[Incest]]
*Composing depraved and sickening lists of necrophiliac and pedophilic photographs
*Believing [[The Internet is serious business|the Internet is serious business]]
*Claiming [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|unwarranted self-importance]] over [[Shit no one cares about|shit no one cares about]]
*Demanding other countries be just as banal and insipid as themselves
*[[Loser|Not getting laid]]
*[[Dying alone]]

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==Pigskinned trannies==
[[Image:White sissy slut tumblr njqrzmmdcv1u7sicao5 1280.jpg|200px|thumb|White fags can't please their girls, but they sure can please the black men with their white bodies.]]
Coincidentally, if a white boy starts his transformation into a girl at an earlier age, he'll turn out to be a better-looking girl than the regular white girls.

The beta cuck fags who were smart enough to realize that their time as males is over, decided to become sissy sluts to please black men, thus, ensuring their new place in the new non-white dominated world.

Everybody knows white "men" do a very bad job at being "men," hence, their <s>women</s> whores are massively breeding with other non-white men. But the white boys can outsmart them if they turn themselves into women! Everybody in society expects the white boys to officially acknowledge their sissy role in society, [[File:Blowjob scene from hateful eight.png|from media overtones]] to dull gulping sounds of a white girl sucking off some black athlete in a locker room with no lights on.

==They all look the same to me==
As a subset of the Caucasian race, whitey includes a plethora of diverse backgrounds which include the peoples of [[Romania]], [[Spain]], [[Sweden]], <s>[[India]]</s> (NOPE), [[Iran]], [[Russia]] and the Middle East. However, inbreeding is rampant, as evidenced by the various distinct facial features of whites (huge foreheads, long thin crooked noses, eyes too close together, &c.), their ability to become grossly [[fat|overweight]], and the existence of [[ginger]]s.

'''TYPE FIVE:''' These guys are the BEST type of Caucasian because they do not share the same disadvantage with the others for not being white, these guys usually arrange from; [[Arabs|Middle Easterners]], [[Iran|Iranians]], [[Iraq|Iraqis]], [[Mexico|Beaners]], [[Dagos|South Italians]], [[Lebanon|Lebanese]], [[Anonymous|et cetera]]. This race is known for its Arab/Negro blood. Case in point: [[Morocco]]. Also known as Sand Niggers and Nee-GROES.

'''TYPE FOUR:''' These types of subhuman often reside in the south of Europe, so people such as; [[Poor|Portuguese]] (Port Niggers), [[Faggots|Italians]] (Pasta Niggers), [[Retards|Greeks]] (Turkey Killer Niggers) and [[Spics|Spaniards]] (Bull Fucking Niggers), or what they are commonly known as - '''PIGS.'''

'''TYPE THREE:''' These types of people are usually the darker germanics - YES! The type which Adolf Hitler was, the Roman Welsh which includes people from Eastern Germany (Automobile Niggers), [[Switzerland]] (Neutral Niggers), [[Belgium|Belgians]] (Belgian Chocolate Niggers), [[Luxembourg|Luxembourgians]] (Platinum Niggers) and [[France|French]] (Surrender Niggers), and the dark-haired pigskinned inbred niggers known as 'Slavs' which includes people from [[Poland]] (Haluski Niggers), [[Russia]] (Snow Niggers), [[Ukraine]] (Rad Niggers), [[Hungary]] (Hungry Niggers) and the [[Czech Republic]] (Drunkard Niggers). These people have less similar features to the negro.

'''TYPE TWO:''' These types are the retards who are best known for its [[inbreeding]], [[England|crooked teeth]] and [[faggotry]]. These honkies are also best known for being blond and are always the fucktards of all of the cumskins, most honkies admire them because all whites are secretly as gay as these pricks are and are jealous of their blond curls and good looks, most of these are [[Liberal|Swedish]] (Meatball Niggers), [[Prep|Danish]] (Lego Niggers), [[Germany|Krauts]] (Hitler Niggers), [[Chav|England]] (Tea Niggers), [[Redneck|Welsh]] (Sheep Fucking Niggers), [[Finland|Finnish]] (Nordic Niggers), [[Netherlands|Dutch]] (Cyclist Niggers), [[Norway|Norwegians]] (Fjord Niggers).

'''TYPE ONE:''' These profoundly retarded creepy albino sons-of-whores are definitely the worst type of white... these creeps are best known for stealing souls, being adopted because their parents hated them - Case in point: Annie, being horrible at tanning and being snow monkeys. Most of these tribes are clueless, primitive, and subhuman Celts who are known for their mental retardation and supernatural powers! ALL are ginger (apart from Icelandics who are just Albino) and consist of [[Scotland|Scottish]] (Porridge Niggers), [[Ginger|Irish]] (Potato Niggers) and [[Albino|Icelandics]] (Subzero Niggers). Just remember No dogs, niggers, and CERTAINLY no Irish!!!
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==Not all white people are white==
[[Image:Niggacash.jpg|200px|thumb|You degenerates all talk like Britfags]]
[[File:Potn chocolate banana.jpg|200px|thumb|Typical cumskinned whore]]
Despite the degrading implications that come with being associated with the white race, there are still those who take pride in pretending they are at least loosely associated with this perverted species of rapists and plunderers. Some examples include:

*'''Coconut''': Brown on the outside; white on the inside. May be [[Pakis]], niggers or [[Spics|beaners]].
*'''Oreo''': [[Black]] on the outside; white on the inside.
*'''Apple''': Red on the outside; white on the inside. Mostly [[Injuns|injuns]] and [[India|Dotheads]].
*'''Twinkie''' or '''Banana''': Yellow on the outside; white on the inside. Mostly [[China|chinks]] and [[Korea|gooks]].

A well-known fact about white people is they're essentially all mixed breeds of [[Europe|Euroscum]]. Any pig skin calling themselves "American" is a [[Truth|retarded Eurofag]] in denial.

[[Le 56 Face|American whites]] make a fuss about telling non-whites to go back to their own land.  White people originated from a [[England|bunch]] [[Scotland|of]] [[Italy|shithole]] [[Ireland|countries]] in Europe.

=== Politically incorrect alternatives to "white" ===
[[File:NoWhitesAllowed.jpg|200px|thumb|If only...]]
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* 2520 (corresponding letters of the alphabet, you do the fucking math)
* Beach-Nigger (for overly tanned people)
* Becky (plus variants:  Darth Becky, etc. )
* Betty Crocker (for females)
* Blue-eyed freaks 
* Bleach Boy (for those with skin that's just TOO white)
* [[Bogan]] ([[Australia|aussie]] white trash)
* Bro-ho (white butt-boy or woman who dates black men)
* Caucasoid
* Caulkie
* [[Chav]] ([[British]] white trash)
* Coalburner (see "Bro-ho")
* Cock-Asian
* Cumskin
* [[Cracker]]
* [[Fag]]
* Firang/farang (in south Asian countries)
* Fishbelly
* Gai-jin
* Gabacho/Gabacha (the 'b' is pronounced as a 'v')
* Gringo
* Guero (m.)/guera (f.) (Pronounced WEH-do/WEH-da, North American Spanish.  Can also apply to very white Latinos like Canelo Alvarez.)
* Gwai Lo 
* Haole
* Hay Seed
* Hick
* [[Hillbilly]]
* Honkey
* [[Indiana|Hoosier]]
* [[Inbred]]
* Maggot (var. "MAGAt", same pronunciation)
* Milk Bottle
* Morlock
* Opie
* Pikey (a special type of itinerant UK trailer trash)
* Pigskin
* Pink-skin (these retards suffer from denial so powerful that they have actually managed to convince themselves that their skin is white when it is clearly fucking pink)
* Porch honkey
* [[Redneck]]
* [[KKK|Skinhead]]
* Sheila (the white equivalent of a [[Sheneequa]])
* Wasp (white anglo-saxon protestant) 
* White scum
* [[White trash]]
* Yovo (within certain west African areas)
* [[Yuppie]]

== Things white people hate ==
[[File:WhitepeopleCincodeMayo.jpg|thumb|200px|White Americans are known for their collective idiosyncrasy of bitching about Mexicans while simultaneously appropriating their culture.]]
* [[Arabs]]
* [[Chinks|Asians]]
* [[Niggers|Blacks]]
* [[Feminism|Disagreeing with them]]
* [[Faggotry|Fags]]
* [[Kikes]]
* [[Spics|Latinos]]
* [[Nazi|Not exterminating you and your family]]
* [[The_colonization_of_America|Not taking your land]]
* [[Communism|Not taking your liberty]]
* Not inbreeding all the time
* [[Capitalism|Not taking your money]]
* [[Iraq war|Not taking your oil]]
* [[Social Justice Warriors|Other white people]]
* Personal hygiene
* Taking away their meth and/or opioids
* [[Suicide|Themselves]]

==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery of the cum people|whitegallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Whatdyousayasshole.jpg|thumb|British women are among the world's hottest
File:Whitebraphog.jpg|thumb|A Germanic ubermensch woman.
File:Whitebeauty.jpg|thumb|White men have struggled for years to keep their beautiful queens from mating with [[niggers]].
File:1551271070755.jpg|thumb|Inbred crackeress vs Nubian goddess
File:Yikes.jpg|thumb|White queen
Image:Black penis vs white penis.jpg|The white penis is vastly inferior to [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|the great black penis.]]
Image:Zed snownigs.jpg|Typical adolescent snow niggers in action.
Image:TinyPenis.jpg|A white man shows off his huge dick.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Unrealisticexpectationsinsex.JPG|Appropriate reaction to a white penis!
Image:Howard_Bush.jpg|[[Typical]] white leaders...
Image:Human_Gene_Tree.jpg|Typical white person; notice the ugly-assed yellow teeth.
Image:Suburbs 1.jpg|Typical middle class [[suburbs]] that whitey believes is the apex of human civilization.
Image:Family__duggar.jpg|They breed prodigiously, like rats and are obsessed with [[tits]].  Especially the [[Mormons|'''Mor'''<small>m</small>'''ons''']], but Jesus will save them after they scar childrens' lives.
Image:Goldstalin.jpg|The purest Caucasian.
File:Whiterape.jpg|Cracker gets drunk and rapes himself WTF!
File:pigwoman.jpg|Uncanny resemblance is uncanny.
File:Turtleswtf.jpg|Cracka sells "turdles" just to have sex with them? WHAT... THE... FUCK?!
File:White People Smile At You.jpg
File:White People Are Really Nice.jpg
File:Whitemannn.jpg
File:YESYESYES.jpg|White people are fags, lol.
File:Pushwhites.jpg|All white people are Nazis.
Image:Trailer.jpeg|Typical residence of whiteys.
Image:whitecrash.jpg|White people are a nomadic folk.
Image:Niggermakeup.jpg|Vital for [[wiggers]].
Image:Chop-suey-glasses.jpg|Use these to look more intimidating with kung-fu skills.
File:Bushbunny2.jpg|Typical white leader.
File:Whiteabuse.jpg|Just another whitey article that you will usually read when opening up your local daily newspaper in the morning...
File:White Privilege Greatest Hits.jpg
File:Fugly retard.jpg|Typical white couple.
File:Things white people say after sex.jpg
Image:Fags bestfriends demotivator.jpg|Another happy white couple...
Image:White_pasttime.jpg|and their favorite activity.
Image:Sexyhottmama.jpg|Other honky pastimes include eating...
Image:I love to play twister.jpg|fucking dead cats...
Image:Pointing dick at old man.jpg|and pointing their dicks at old people.
File:Chris-chan_self_portrait.jpg|[[shitty art]]
Image:Rednex.jpg|Typical white family.
Image:Honkey_bd1.jpg|Easiest way to make money.
File:Zed freshwigger.jpg|For every Eminem, there's one hundred of these.
Image:Bukva_soft.jpg|Typical whitey.
Image:White_hero.jpg
File:Modern White Woman.jpg
Image:White_nerd.jpg|[[USI]]
Image:Starwarsfags.jpg|Whites in their natural habitat.
Image:Friendsjackyouoff.jpg|Whites love to stroke their brown-skinned friend's cock.
Image:Interacial sex.jpg|White [[women]] prefer [[black]] [[cock|dicks]] for a reason.
Image:White smalldick.jpg|White dick is no match for black dick.
Image:Whiteness Sickitates.jpg
File:Things White People Do 28.png
File:Shaggy dogfucker.jpg|Shaggy, being white, decides to fuck Scooby-Doo.
File:White music.gif|White people are known for their talented musical abilities...
File:Whitey dance.gif|...Though this one dances okay...for a cracker.
File:WhitePriviledge.jpg|Whites often forget to [[Dear Cis People|check their privilege]].
Image:White sissy slut tumblr nkgh10XHED1uo572oo1 1280.jpg|White boys fail at being men because their role is to be feminized sluts
Image:Blackload.gif|Black people asserting their dominance over a redneck.
File:Whatthefuckrudoing.jpg|Mating ritual
File:Human garbage.jpg
File:Catchawhitegirl.jpg
File:Whitechimpout.jpg|white ppl will kill ur entire race if u offend 1 of them
File:Racemixer.jpg
File:Shitwhiteguysdo.jpg
File:Whitebreeds.png
File:Whitegenocide84833.jpg
File:Whiteppl22333.jpg
File:Whitesex233.jpg
File:White devil in his natural habitat.jpg|[[Majira Strawberry|White furfag]] in his natural habitat.
Image:White sissy slut tumblr nmw9bvvkx11u7sicao3 540.jpg|White boys finally accepting their new role.
</gallery>}}

== Quotes ==
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|Support the Ch'ing, annihilate the whites!| Boxer rebellion slogan

|The common enemy is the white man.| [[Malcolm X]] badmouthing his grandpa

|The Chinese people were pained at their lack of benevolence.| A common complaint even in the 16th century

|Kill Whitey! Kill Whitey! Kill Whitey!| [[Nelson Mandela]] sings the [http://tinyurl.com/nlhqm song] of his people

|Mother Afrika wake up 

Before Umulungu rapes you 

Before Umulungu rapes you 

Wake up Mother Afrika!| LOL too late

|You Pakeha are thieves! You tear one blanket and make two pieces, which you sell to us for two blankets. You buy a pig for £1 in gold and sell it back to us for three! But what does it matter? We have had our day - Ka tuhoa te ra, ka warara, ka hinga.| A Maori historian [[ragequit|ragequitting]]

|Paleface speak-um with forked tongue!| You bet your sweet red ass, Pocahontas!

|They are hairy and green-eyed, just like goblins and demons... who would not run away from them in fright!?| A wise Japanese scholar, 18th century

|Beyond the Great Sunrise Water, there lived a people who had iron, and those dirty and unnatural things, who seethed with diseases, who fought to the death over the names of their gods! They had so crowded and befouled their own island that they fled from it because excrement and carrion were up to their knees. They came to our island. Our Singers had warned us that a pale people would come across the Great Water and try to destroy us, but we forgot.| Chief Tenk [[what|Wat]] a'wa explains a regrettable state of affairs

|The [[Whitey|pale man]] originated from the Caucasus mountains, where there were very little plant life and not much means for salt. This condition forced him to rob the Nubian female of her chastity in order to keep his seed alive, it’s called integration.| Nuwaubian holy writ

|Long nosed, hawk-lipped, greedy, and brutish... the white foreigners have insatiable barbarian hearts.| Chinese official grasps the truth, 17th century

|The paleface is a demon

The only thing they feel at all is greed

Beneath that milky hide, there's the emptiness inside

I wonder if they even bleed?| [[Disney]] no speak-um with forked tongue

|Yakub grafted devils and found that it was them causing all the trouble, he then consulted his Imans, directors of the different [[DC|districts]], and they decided to drive them out of the Holy Land.  So at high noon (12:00 o'clock) our Holy Black Brothers mounted camels with our favorite weapon drawn, the scimitar, and as Job 30:5 tells, they drove these people from among the Holy People across the Arabian Desert at a distance of 2200 miles to dwell in the cliffs of the valleys, in caves of the earth or holes and in the rocks of Europa (Job 30:6).| The honorable Louis Farrakhan recounts the settling of Europe

|The more sexual intercourse barbarians have, the lighter their eyes are. Be wary of barbarians with green eyes. Avoid barbarians with blue eyes. And be extremely careful of barbarians with blue eyes and red hair. Those blue-eyed, red-haired devils are the most beast-like in their devouring carnal appetite.| Dark-eyed Chinese scholar is jelly, 19th century

|There are no good [[crackers]], and if you find one, kill him before he changes.| A great Nation of [[Islam]] philosopher educates the young

|The white men are bad schoolmasters; they smile in the face of the poor [[Injun|indian]] to cheat him; they shake them by the hand to gain their confidence, to make them drunk, to deceive them, and ruin our wives. We told them to let us alone, but they followed on and beset our paths, and they coiled themselves among us like the snake. They poisoned us by their touch. We were not safe. We lived in danger. We were becoming like them, hypocrites and liars, adulterers, lazy drones, all talkers, and no workers]].| Chief Black Hawk down

|[[Whites|They]] were only created to fight other invading races, to protect the God race Negroids. But they went insane, lost control when they were left unattended. They were never to taste blood. They did, and their true nature came out. Because their reproduction levels were cut short, their sexual organs were made the smallest so that the female of their race will want to breed with Negroids to breed themselves out of existence after 6,000 years. It took 600 years to breed them, part man and part beast.| Nuwaubian prophet Dwight Yorke knoweth the White Man

|To the Chinese they were known as 'white devils,' 'barbarian devils,' 'red-haired devils,' 'long-nosed devils,' 'foreign devils,' 'bad-smelling devils' or just 'devils.'| A common theme becomes apparent

|The white people are like poisonous serpents: when chilled, they are feeble and harmless; but invigorate them with warmth, and they sting their benefactors to death. The white people came among us feeble, and now we have made them strong, they wish to kill us, or drive us back, as they would wolves and panthers. My people wish for peace; the red men all wish for peace; but where the white people are, there is no peace for them, except it be on the bosom of our mother]]. Where today are the Pequot? Where today are the Narragansett, the Mohican, the Pakanoket, and many other once powerful tribes of our people? They have vanished before the avarice and the oppression of the White Man, as snow before a summer sun.|Chief Tecumseh is bitter

|We, the Elders of Heng-Chow and Ching-Bien, do earnestly pray that the dissolute and abandoned non-human species, who disregard every principle of humanity, may be expelled and prohibited, so that the Flowery Land is not transformed into the abode of naked half-reptiles and mermaids... Would that not be extremely distressing!| A clarion call by the wise elders of Heng-Chow and Ching-Bien

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==Cracker jokes==

[[File:Human-evolution-from-ape-to-black-to-white.jpg|thumb|right| [[KKK| White people]] mistakenly believe that they are more highly-evolved and intelligent than black people and chimpanzees! Clearly they are not.]]


<div class="whitejokes">
: '''Q.''' What's white and fourteen inches long?
: '''A.''' Absolutely nothing!

: '''Q.''' What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
: '''A.''' A straight line!

: '''Q.''' Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
: '''A.''' It's hard to find them in the snow

: '''Q.''' What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
: '''A.''' The NBA

: '''Q.''' What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
: '''A.''' The PGA tour

: '''Q.''' Why do white people like to play hockey?
: '''A.''' It’s the only way to beat on something black

: '''Q.''' What's the definition of a white [[virgin]]?
: '''A.''' Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

: '''Q.''' How do you emasculate a white man? 
: '''A.''' Kick his sister in the jaw

: '''Q.''' What do white women, and [[tampon|tampons]] have in common?
: '''A.''' They're both stuck-up cunts.

: '''Q.''' What do you call a white person on [[fire]]?
: '''A.''' A firecracker

: '''Q.''' What do you call a bunch of white people falling?
: '''A.''' Avalanche

: '''Q.''' How did the white lady know her daughter was on the rag?
: '''A.''' Her son's dick tasted funny

: '''Q.''' What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
: '''A.''' A pimp

: '''Q.''' What do spoiled milk and a white bitch's thighs have in common?
: '''A.''' They're both white and chunky!

: '''Q.''' What did the black guy say when he went down on a dirty white bitch who hadn't washed for a week?
: '''A.''' "Damn, Bitch! I like eatin' crackers with cheese, but this is fuckin' nasty!"</div>

== See also ==
* [[Argentina is White|Argentina is white]]
* [[Australia]]
* [[Billy The Heretic]]
* [[Black People Love Us!]]
* [[Chris-chan|Chris-chan]] - Everything wrong with whites in one article.
* [[Chuggo]]
* [[The Church of Creativity]]
* [[Cuckoldry]] - Every male pigskins favorite fetish.
* [[Shithole|Europe]]
* [[It's Okay To Be White|It's okay to be white]]
* [[Marry Your Pet]]
* [[Missing white woman syndrome]]
* [[Not gay]]
* [[Queen Kong]]
* [[Social Justice|Social justice]]
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Unwarranted self-importance]]
* [[Unseasoned chicken]]
* [[White Extinction]]
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* [[White nationalism]]
* [[ZrA]]

==External links== 
[[File:Typical white people tanning on beach.jpg|thumb|right|200px|White tanning obsession explained]]
* [http://www.jettandjahn.com Jett and Jahn - Racist wiggers]
* <s>[http://www.revisionisthistory.org/forgottenslaves.html White slavery]</s>
* <s>http://finalsolution88.com</s>
* [http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like Stuff white people like]
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-2-life-terms-raping-infant-daughter-article-1.1070701 White woman uses daughter to re-enact babyfuck]
* [http://www.stormfront.org Stormfront.org] - Contains a [[troll]]-ready circle-jerk [[forum]] filled with [[White Nationalism|white nationalists]].
* [http://thisiswhiteprivilege.tumblr.com/ "This is White Privilege"] - Tumblr account made by "Dion the [[Socialist|Socialist]]."
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_privilege White privilege on kikepedia] - White privilege has a page on Wikipedia, IT MUST BE REAL.
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