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[[File:Tailsdoll1.jpg|thumb|right|Oooh, yeah, you're real scary!]]
[[File:Dtails.jpg|thumb|right|There's nothing scarier than the graphical limitations of late '[[90s]] [[vidya games]], is there?]]
[[File:Tails Doll MSPaint.jpg|thumb|right|An artist's impression of the horror.]]
The '''Tails Doll''' is quite possibly the least scary thing evar. If [[That Really Rustled My Jimmies|your jimmies are seriously rustled]] by this, you are probably an [[autism|autistic]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonicfag]] or a [[13-year-old boy]].

Nothing more than a mediocre character from that crappy old [[vidya]] game from [[over 9000]] years ago that [[shit nobody cares about|nobody <s>cares about anymore</s> cared about ever]], ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic R]]''. To describe the Tails Doll, he's just a [[dildo|dumb toy]] with a robot skeleton. As for his appearance in [[The Game|Sonic R]], the character has the worst speed and the worst turning, [[Fail|just like Sonic himself]]. He's basically just a Sonic clone. You know, just like [[recolor|every Sonic character ever]]. [[Don't worry, I'm from the Internet|Trust me, I've played the game before.]]

Apparently, some retarded [[Asperger's syndrome|sperg]] thought he was being funny scaring [[13-year-old boys|little kids]] by turning the Tails Doll into a boring, [[unoriginal]] [[creepypasta]]. Later, as is typical of things of this calibre and [[Nope|because Sonic in general is such a deep, intricate, many-layered franchise with so much about it to discuss]], this phenomenon attracted many [[furries]], [[Spax3|Sonic fanboys]] and [[autism|autistics]] on [[YouTube]], [[DeviantART]] and many other dens of faggotry on the Interwebs.

===The Curse===
The [[samefag|same dude]] that made the [[forced meme|meme]] also made a ridiculous curse about the character. People say to beat the game [[At least 100|100%]] and the Tails doll will [[Lie|come out of your TV and kill you]]. You know, just like that real scary movie, ''[[The Ring]]''. The one that came out [[at least 100|about ten]] years ago. [[Old meme|The one everybody's seen before]]. 

Another version of the curse requires you to [[Rape|tag]] Super Sonic [[Over 9000|four]] times to bring about the same thing. There are many [[Bullshit|curses]], but these ones are just quite simply [[Gay|fake]]. Just as fake as chainletters. 

Hell, some faggot actually created an account on YouTube called BloodyTailsDoll, claiming that [[lolwut|he was the real Tails Doll]], which is fucking impossible since Tails Doll isn't real. GOT IT?

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===The Haters===
Some people try to convince the drooling spastics that believe this garbage that [[Truth|the curse isn't real]]. However, the [[losers|true believers]] get [[Butthurt|butthurt]] and post [[BAW|hateful comments]] and videos in response. Still, today, people attempt to explain them the truth, making videos that prove that the Tails Doll is nothing but a [[Joseph Kony|stupid scam]], but the believers still continue to spread [[Shit|drama]] all over our Internets and [[Ruining the Internet|ruin it for everybody]].

[[Some argue]] that among the people that dislike the Tails Doll are the [[oxymoron|sane Sonic fans]], but this is unlikely, because not unlike the Tails Doll, [[Sonmanic|sane]] [[Chris-chan|Sonic]] [[Alix Henriol|fans]] [[KingMasterReview|do]] [[Spax3|not]] [[BLACKbusterCritic#Guptill89 and MichaelDragon800|exist]].

Fuck, next to that idea, the idea of the Tails Doll seems plausible.

===Explanation===
I'm pretty sure that if the curse was real, nobody would fucking buy Sonic R because they would be scared to death just because of one character. And also, the [[FBI]] and the [[CIA]] and pretty much all of the other intelligence of the world would be investigating this shit and [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|confiscating the games]]. As a matter of fact, if the curse was real, Sega would be sued by now, as to where people would get butthurt about [[You|innocent little kids]] dying from a character from a [[retard]]ed video game for children.

==How to troll a Believer==
[[File:Tails Doll Creepypasta 2.jpg|thumb|The Tails Doll is terrifying... If you have [[autism]].]]

Trolling in this case is easy:
# Say that Tails Doll isn't real.
# Say that Sonic R sucks.
# Say that Tails Doll sucks.
# Post hate videos on the Tails Doll.
# Make a rant on the Tails Doll.
# Make a video of you smashing Sonic R.
# Give Sonic R a bad review.
# Watch them get butthurt.
# ????
# PROFIT!


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==Links==
*[http://www.quackerandbowen.com/sonicr.html Stories made up by 13-year-old boys for the lulz]
*[http://tailsdoll.wikia.com/wiki/Tails_Doll_Wiki Tails Doll Wiki] - Yes. There's an entire wiki for this faggotry. Run entirely by [[13 year-old boy|12-year olds]] who shouldn't be left with a computer unattended.

==See Also==
*[[Furry]]
*[[Creepypasta/Video Games and Creepypasta|Video Games and Creepypasta]]
*[[Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge]]

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