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[[Image:Noxalwet.jpg|thumb|Interests: Delusions!]]
Milwaukee-area [[insane]] [[furry]]/[[otherkin]]. He believes himself to be a giant, green-and-black dragon with a massive [[wang]], which is probably the biggest hint that he's not all there. 
==Sexuality==
Currently claims himself to be "99% gay." His first sexual experience was a [[yiff]] orgy in an [[AIM]] [[chat]]. He posted to his [[LiveJournal]] that he once got off by [[wank|wanking]] to his lizard character in [[Morrowind]], ending by pissing all over himself and the room he was in. ''Note: I can't find the exact quote in his LJ, if anyone can, put it here. You won't be disappointed.''

==On his name==
Came up with Noxal in Latin class, claiming that it meant ''night-wing'', when, in reality, the word means ''"of a noxious nature"''. Truly there is some justice in ignorance.

==Drama-fest==
''[http://www.livejournal.com/~noxal/258984.html His reaction to this article]''
It's always nice to see someone flattered because they have a little corner of the Internet! While studies would like to link his discovery of this article to the emergence of Hurricane Katrina and the subsequent destruction of [[New Orleans]], energy readings prove this cannot be the case. However, part of his reaction, which is a staple of a [[drama bomb]], is blaming someone he dislikes for the article. The [http://www.livejournal.com/~thirteen_steps user] that he's blamed probably could warrant an ED article of their own if their LiveJournal wasn't [[friends only]], probably meaning it has a Pandora's box of [[drama]]. 

==Such a "Delinquent"==
Or so he claims. His "wrong-doing's" mostly consist of:

1.) Moving [http://noxal.livejournal.com/2004/01/14/ Christmas trees] to other people's yards???

2.) Being anti-social. His "parental units" do not compute.

3.) Skipping classes. Oh noes!!!

==No Friends?==

Apparently, anyone who drinks or smokes or does ANYTHING that isn’t in the Bible, they are NOT his friends. He got all [[butthurt]] when his party didn’t turn out the way he wanted it to.

<i> I want to thank each and every one of you who came to my party (except for Chris) for making me break down and cry when I got back home. Thank you all so fucking much. Happy birthday to me. My present: Another helping of unneeded depression. Reasons: I don't have ANY good friends (again, except for Chris) who are clean. All are potheads, drunks, or smokers...I feel like I'm pretty much the only decent person left in the world who doesn't like to destroy himself with the shit or be around the usage of the shit that's doing the destruction. At the very least, ONE of you could have said "Yo, there's gonna be booze there". I figured that there'd be something fun to do there...but I guess it was just to get drunk.
Yay for my party being a way to pass time before going out and getting wasted. </i>

Aww. Poor thing. I guess parties now mean that instead of having a good time, you have to be completely and absolutely sober so you can relish in Noxal’s godly godliness.


RUN! CANT YOU SEE YOUR PENIS IS MISSING?!?!?!

==Known accomplices==
*[[vfallenangelv]]

==External links==
*[http://www.livejournal.com/~noxal/  His LiveJournal]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5538543174326244155 OkCupid Profile]

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