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[[Image:MBisanz May 2006.jpg|thumb|MBisanz at his Excelsior College graduation May 2006. Note the piggish facial features]]
[[Image:Bisanz9.jpg|thumb|Oink oink oink!]]
[[Image:lemonparty.jpg|thumb|MBisanz doing what he does the best]]
[[Image:Micropenis (MBisanz).jpg|thumb|People with micropenises can't get laid so resort to Wikipedia]]

'''[[wikipedia:user:MBisanz|Matthew Bisanz]]''' is a [[bureaucratic fuck]] on [[Wikipedia]] from Uniondale, [[New York]]. He appears to be a 50 year old pedophile who only claims to be 23 to facilitate the terrorism of small children. In addition, he is a cross-breed between [[lemonparty|Frazier]] and a [[pig]]. In June 2008 he tried to be put on the board of trustees, but [[fail]]ed, because he is too much of a pedophile even for the Master Wikipedophiles. For this reason, he has also been [[Fail|denied]] [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=OTRS/volunteering&oldid=964767#MBisanz OTRS access], and [[Internet court|Medcom]] [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Mediation Committee/Nominations/MBisanz|membership]].

Typical of most faggot Wikipedos, he [[Loser|spends his time]] exercising his power over other users to compensate for his shriveled dick and his Goatse'd anus, as well as doing other loser shit. He is a prime example of why Wikipedos are a waste of humanity and should all become an heroes. Since April 2008 [[Hagger]] and [[User:Fangbloodyhound|Fang]] have shown vehement hatred towards him for being such a faggot pedophile.

MBisanz is one of those people who feel the need to gain as much power as possible to fill the massive void left by his small dick. This is evident in the fact that he tried to get every Wikipedo power there is. MBisanz needs to realize his endeavors are useless and that he is and always will be nothing but a piece of shit who needs to go fucking die.

In all of his photos he resembles a faggot and a pedo and it is quite probable that he trades [[shota]] with [[NawlinWiki]].

It has been concluded recently that he also resembles [[Christian Weston Chandler]] in terms of having a fuller figure and wearing glasses and generally just looking like a [[cunt]].

==Bio==
Matthew Bisanz is from Poughkeepsie, N.Y., and an associate at PricewaterhouseCoopers. He studied at New York University and Hofstra University.

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Matthew hails from Poughkeepsie, N.Y. and is a double major in accounting and political science. He has been active as the business manager of the NEXUS yearbook since his freshman year and is a weekly columnist in The Chronicle. Since his sophomore year, he has served as a justice on the SGA Judicial Panel and a eucharistic minister for the Newman Club. During his time at the University, he has been a teacher's assistant every semester and has contributed proposals for new majors and courses in the Zarb School of Business. In his free time, Matt enjoys visiting Long Island's many museums, participating in fundraisers like Beta Alpha Psi's Heartwalk and serving on the NYSSCPA's Legal Relations Committee. Matt feels that he can serve as homecoming king by showing new students all the opportunities the University has to offer and by energizing current students to raise school spirit to a new high.|Matt trying to become the homecoming king. LOL WUT? Faggot, please....}}

==Quotes==
{{quote|[[No life|MBisanz is here simply to gain adminship]]. He's the kind [[Unwarranted self-importance|who'd rather ban someone than improve the project]]. He is unfriendly and (...) appears to [[Sceptre|enjoy making editors "lower" than himself feel small]]. (...) I fear this is simply a step up to [[Bureaucratic Fuck|adminship]]. He's unsuited for enwiki adminship too, but there's nothing [[Fail|I can do about that.]]|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Majorly User:Majorly] on why she doesn't trust MBisanz, who should [[GTFO]] of [[Wikipedia Porn|Wikimedia Commons]]}}
{{quote|Supporting [[stupid|this block]]. Between [[pwn|spamming]] my [[hugbox|talk page]], filing [[LOL WUT|frivolous]] BRFAs, socking at his own RFA, and the endless [[MySpace]] activity, I dont see this user being here to contribute. Ryan, your right that users can contribute in ways other than mainspace content. They can [[No life|wikignome]], do [[nerd|techie stuff]], [[internet court|dispute resolution]], [[shit|sorting]], etc. But if one is not doing any of those things, than how are they [[shit nobody cares about|improving the place]]?|MBisanz [[butthurt]] over [[Nothing444]].}}
{{quote|[[Basement dweller|Nothing better to do.]]|From his user page.}}

{{quote|The candidate's user page shows clear signs of malignant narcissism. There is absolutely not any positive reason why the candidate should be bragging about his standardized test scores, or providing numerous pictures of himself that were conveniently taken each time he achieved another goal. Being successful is something to be admired; bragging about it is a huge red flag. I have seen too many disasters in real life when egotistical individuals are promoted to positions of power to support this user.|Keepscases on MBisanz bureaucrat attempt}}

{{quote|and i'm not convinced from your edits that you are here in good faith. all of your edits related to ED and other questionable topics|MBisanz's rationale for [[Ryulong]]'s block on a new account.}}

{{quote|posting [[boobs|bewbies]], as this is the sort of thing MBisanz faps to daily as [[truth|he has yet to date a female]]|[[User:Fangbloodyhound|Fang]] on the poindexter's talk}}

==ED Hating==
Like most admins on TOW, he has a major dislike to ED. So as soon as the ED article was created he nominated all the redirects to it for deletion ([http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Redirects_for_discussion/Log/2008_May_14 VIEW IT]). If it involves giving ED less publicity, then common sense may be thrown out and the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IAR Secret weapon] may be enacted for the [[unfunny]].

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Image:MBisanz01.png|[[condom|Protection]] employed!
Image:MBazn.JPG|LOL PWNT
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== See also ==
*[[Bedford]] (MBisanz's long-lost brother).
*[[NawlinWiki]] MBisanz's fuck buddy

== External Links ==
*Feel free to show him your love at mbisan1@pride.hofstra.edu
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mbisanz Wikipedia page]
*[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:MBisanz Meta-Wiki page]

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