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Hepday, celebrated every Jewly 31st, celebrates two events. The first and foremost being the liberation of Hepatista prisoners being held by black person forces during the great Turban Conflict of 1983. Second, and much less notably, it is [[hepkitten]]'s birthday.

In [[2005]], [[jesuitx]] and [[weev]] of [[Bantown]] made a song to commemorate Hep's 27th birthday. In [[2006]] the tradition continued with another track honoring Hep's 28th birthday.

==Happy Birthday @ Hep==
:Fat Slut
:I hope you get raped by Serbians
:Fat Slut
:Fat Slut
:Fat Slut
:I hope you get raped by Serbians
:Happy Birthday you big fat whore
:Happy Birthday you big fat slut
:Happy Birthday Hepkitten
:Happy Birthday Hepkitten
:Happy Birthday Hepkitten
:You big fat slut
:Happy Birthday Hepkitten
:Happy Birthday (Happy Birthday) Hepkitten
:Happy Birthday Hepkitten
:You big fat slut
--Copyright 2005 Bantown. Lyrics by weev and jesuitx. Music by jesuitx

==Happy Birthday @ Hep, Again==
:I told you before that you were a [[slut]] 
:and that I wanted you to get raped by the [[Serbia]]ns
:and I'll say it again because the feeling is so true
:I hope you get raped by the Serbians
:It is your [[Old|birthday]] little girl
:It is your birthday you [[fat]] slut
:It is your birthday little girl
:It is your birthday you fat cunt


:you [[stupid]] fat slut
:stop eating twinkies while [[Regulate|yuriy]] [[Anal sex|puts it in your butt]]
:outside DC's Serbian embassy there's a statue
:the country's hero, the man who molested you
:I give him mad props, he is a true [[pimp]]
:so much better than your current [[Retard|gimp]]
:your face is worse than [http://jpegs.on.nimp.org/~bantown jpegs dot on dot nimp dot org]
:[[Giant_dildo_of_death|makes my dick go limp]] like the thought of shiloh as a [[cyborg]]
:happy birthday slut, i hope this song rings as true
:as tehdely [[Frottage|frot]]ting with [[fag]]s, [[Bantown|we]] fucking hate you


:Oh on this great day, this birthday of yours
:I hope you realize that you're the biggest of [[whore]]s
:Oh hep, oh hep, oh yea yea yeahhh
--Copyright 2006 Bantown. Lyrics by weev and jesuitx. Music by jesuitx

==External Lynks==
*http://www.inkee.org/random/hepday.mp3 - [[hepkitten]]'s mirror
*http://miller.yipe.org/hepday.mp3 - [[jesuitx]]'s mirror
*[http://khram.com/hepbday2.mp3 Hepday '06]

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