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[[File:Gun army.png|200px|thumb|right|Wouldn't be surprised if that guy with the gun is a [[kike]].]]
[[File:Gun_control_works3.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Typical gun control fanboys. <s>Actually [[Obama|Barrack Jewssein Mohammed]] is against gun control. [[Nice try]] though.</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]
[[False flag|((('''Gun control''')))]] (or '''guh control''' if you're a {{ytlink|XqlCvsusUos|nigger}}) is the act of restricting guns to [[Whitey|only one type of person]]. Such as in the instance of the [[Virginia Tech massacre]], gun control is used as a scapegoat issue. If you own a gun, it will [[unbirth|kill your children]], even if you [[Fundie|go to church]]. Keeping guns away from your family will [[lie|solve all your problems]].

[[White people|Cracker]]s on average have the best gun control skills. [[Azns]], however are quickly catching up. [[Niggers]] and [[spic]]s have virtually no gun control skills at all, because they [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|hold the fucking gun sideways]]. They use the quantity not quality principle, expending copious amounts of ammunition while shooting down everyone but their intended target before finally just beating him to death. [[Pwning]] in ''[[Halo]]'' does not mean you have good gun control skillz, that's a tiny little [[cock|joystick]] you're [[fapping|using]] for the game.

==History==
[[File:Gun_control_sieg.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Moar like gun con[[troll|TROLL]]. (Ask your grandpa, how many guns he found in German homes, lol)]]
===Cause of gun control===

After [[an hero]] named [[Adam Lanza]] released all the [[rage|RAAAAGGGGEEE]] he had inside by successfully causing a massacre at [[Sandy Hook|Sandy Hook Elementary School]] and killing [[Shit no one cares about|twenty puny little first graders, six staff members]], [[your mom|his mom]] and [[an hero|himself]], it created a lulz-ticking bomb upon [[Americunt]] and made the entire nation [[BAWWWWW]] as well as making [[Black Jesus]] deciding to try establishing gun control as his [[butthurt]] reaction. Apparently, Black Jesus thought that [[Bullshit|making guns illegal would make crime stop]] and was too fucking [[retarded|brain-raped]] to remember the Second Amendment. Then when many people brought it up he's still [[trying too hard]] to establish gun control by making guns [[expensive|only for the Jews]]. Before this ever happened, gun control was [[shit no one cares about|just a hole in your ass]].
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==What occurs in gun rampages==
[[File:Cokeman03.gif|thumb|right|Proper gun control]]
[[File:cops_M1.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The police have come just in time with the guns you wish you had before you were [[Goofy time|raped]].]]
[[File:Gun_boy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|His allowance ran out, so he shoots old boxes [[lulz|in the park]].]]
[[File:Gun control cause.jpg|200px|thumb|right|...and [[Cho Seung Hui|these]], and [[George Hennard|these]] and [[Robert Bales|these]]...]]

===During rampage===

* A gun [[own]]er forms his/her own shooting game [[IRL]] to set a high score under the influence of ''[[Call of Duty]]'' and ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''.
* After he/she designs the game, he/she finally gets to [[DO IT FAGGOT|play his/her game]] and get a high score by killing as many people as he/she can.
* Either he/she's [[arrested]] by the [[party van]] and [[police|puh-leez]] or gets [[hypocrisy|death penalty]] if he/she's in a state with a government that gets easily [[offended]] by these games, or he/she commits suicide and is remembered as [[an hero]].

===Aftermath===

{{quote|[[Tl;dr|I don't care if Adam was seeing demons everyday! He murdered children. Babies. I'm a father. I've battled depression. I've been through some tough times. I've never hurt a child. Adam was a monster. When a grown man rapes a little child, do we say "Oh he's battling Demons. That poor man"? No, we say lock him up for life! Do you think someone who's sane murders children. Do you think someone who's sane murders anyone? NO!! I stand behind this page. I hope that piece of shit is in HELL. When Jesus Died, he didn't Die for Adam Lanza.]]|A [[typical]] response to a shooting rampage especially from [[Sandy Hook]]. This apparently came from asshurt [[Christfag]] who made an extremely butthurt page after the [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]] [https://www.facebook.com/AdamLanzaRotInHell]|center=relative}}
* People around USA start to [[BAWWW]] for [[at least 100|at least one or two]] days, posting about their [[Christfag|prayers]] towards [[Jesus|a crucified Jew]] and saying a bunch of big posts of crying and bitching and saying they want to [[hypocrite|give teh most br00t4l torture to teh murder forever and saying the killer will suffa forever no matter what]] and saying the killer is burning in [[hell]] even though that's where killers go to [[party]].
* Everyone complains about how much they hate the world and that the world is a horrible place.
* The event gets a pretty colored ribbon that people hang up on things to pretend they care.
* If you make jokes about it [[for the lulz|to rub it in]] then they toss a bitch fit and say you'll burn in hell, then brag about how much of an [[asshurt|awesome]] [[Christian|Bible thumper]] they are and then say [[lie|they'll go to heaven after death]].
* During funerals of the victims, the [[IRL troll|most famous church in the US]] known as the [[Westboro Baptist Church]] protest the funerals, saying that [[God]] punished America especially that city for allowing [[Gay marriage|homo marriage]]. They do it [[for the lulz|in order for people to go against queers]].
* People post [[Facebook]] pages online towards the killer as a public vendetta putting a lot of [[nerd rage]] and [[Christfag]]gotry in it. The vendetta is just like those [[grudgewank]]ers posting [[Shitty Attack Article|attack articles]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
* Eventually everybody forgets about the victims which [[liars|breaks their promise]] to remember them, then the victims are all another one of the [[shit no one cares about]].
*And the whole thing happens again...

===Public school fallout===
[[Image:Gun_Control_-_Gun_Shaped_Cloud.jpg|thumb|right|Thank GOD no one was seriously injured!]]
In the wake of any large-scale public shooting, especially school shootings, comes McCarthyist level mass hysteria which causes public educators to start seeing crazy, murderous psychopaths everywhere they look in their classrooms.  This in turn creates absolutely hysterical headlines in the news media about five-year-olds being arrested, interrogated, and suspended for simply running around shouting, "Bang!  Bang!  You're dead!" like any normal, happy, healthy, American child with any ounce of creative imagination.  However "thought crime" is very real in our public schools and children are now taught very early on that there is no line at all between fantasy and reality, ironically <i>creating</i> the very environment which specifically breeds child killers.

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==Reaction to gun control==
===Right now===

Right now, everyone is against Obama's fascist law and since they all can't buy guns since they [[poor|don't have enough money]] unlike the [[rich|kikes]] so therefore now the new war to toss a huge bitch-fit is by starting [[holocaust|massacres and killings]]. We'd like to thank [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]], [[Nigger|Akein Scott]], [http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=9046318 Brian Oliver], and others for their support!

=== Arming teachers ===

This is an issue?  We can't even trust public school teachers with the job of educating our children and now we want to arm them.<br>

This is an imminent disaster.  Schools should be treated like [[prison|jails]] and everyone should be unarmed because the last thing you want to do is give a 15-year-old emo, cutter a dangerous weapon that can be stolen.<br>

How long before we have to sit through a hostage crisis because a teacher had their gun taken from them to see that this is a bad idea?<br>

===Who supports gun control?===

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*[[Aspie]]s
*[[Skinhead|Bald people]]
*[[Britfag]]s
*[[Communism|Communists]]
*[[Faggots]]
*[[why do you hate america?|Freedom haters]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[Jews]] (DUH!)
*[[Leftard]]ed [[pro life|baby killers]]
*[http://www.millionmommarch.org/ Mothers for dead babies and getting robbed]
*[[Nazi]]s
*[[Lulzkiller|People who want to save emos from themselves]]
*[[Socialism|Pinkos]]
*[[Anders Behring Breivik|Scandinavia]]
*[[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]]
*[[Terrorists]]
*[[Your Mom]]

===Who owns guns?===

[[File:gun kill.jpg|WHO DA KILLA?|200px|thumb|right]]
[[File:Feministgunlogic.jpg|Feminist logic when it comes to gun control|200px|thumb|right]]
*[[RAGE|Rambo]]
*[[Police|Puh-leez]]
*The [[Pig]]s
*[[Party van|FBI]]
*[[United States Marine Corps|Angry Ex-Marines]]
*[[Your Dad]]
*[[Pregnancy|The one who will be ejected from your cunt]]
*[[Government]]
*[[Sandy Hook|First graders]]
*<s>[[Gangsta]]z</s> Since they didn't obtain them legally and properly registered them, they merely are in possession of guns.
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting|Ushers]]
*Sikhs
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|20% of homos after a mass shooting happens]]
*[[Skinhead|Bald people]]
*[[Army|GI Joe]]
*[[Christians]]
*[[Chuck Norris]]
*[[Anonymous]]
*[[Virginia_Tech_massacre|Pissed off azns]]
*[[Rednecks]]
*[[Gun|Charlton Heston]]
*[[George Washington]]
*Everyone in the [[CIA]]
*[[Black Jesus|Barack Obama]]
*[[John Hinckley Jr.]]
*[[Survivalist]]s
*<s>[[Street soldier]]s</s> Stolen, so they possess them
*[[John Lennon|Mark David Chapman]]
*[[Holocaust|Not Jews]]
*<s>[[niggers|Bloods/Crips]]</s> Again, they possess them
*[[mexico|Los Zetas]]
*[[Libertarianism|Niggertarians]]
*[[hypocrisy|The bodyguards of anti-gun politicians and]] [[Fat]] [[hypocrisy|ass activists like Rosey O'Donnell and Michael Moore]]

==Other things to do than shooting==
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*Stabbing
*Stealing a military tank [[Killdozer|(or making your own)]] and attacking the city
*Running people over in a car with really fast driving [[to the max]]
*Baseball bat abuse
*Cutting one's [[nipples]] off
*[[Castration]]
*Move to a different country
*Become a [[Jew]]
*Tossing stuff like vehicles at people (unless you're too much of a fuckin' wimp and you can't lift something with [[extreme|really small]] weight)
*Grenades
*<s>[[Bomb]]s</s> As of April 15, 2013, it won't work due to the [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Boston TNT Party]].
*[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]!!!!!
*[[Suicide]]

===Examples of who to give this advice to===

*Killers
*[[Sandy hook|Aspies]]
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting|People who dye their hair orange]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_Sikh_temple_shooting Skinheads]
*[http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/13/justice/louisiana-shooting Niggers]
*[[Virginia Tech Massacre|Chinks]]
*[[Columbine|High schoolers]]

===Examples of who doesn't need this advice===

*[[Terrorists]] - [[Bomb]]
*[[Legend of Zelda|Link]] - [[Blade]]
*[[North Korea]]ns - [[Bomb]]
*[[Sand nigger]]s - [[Bomb]]
*[[Muslims]] - [[Bomb]]

Ever since decades of violence; people can still use anything as a weapon nothing can be stopped just by the restriction of weapons. So go ahead and restrict whatever the fuck you feel like restricting faggot laws. [[DO IT FAGGOT]]

==Era of gun control==

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! ERA: !! GUN CONTROL WAS ONLY FOR: 
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| 1790's-1820's || French Revolutionists, [[Britfag]]s, and all armies 
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| 1910's || Germans who abused it and [[pwnt]] [[Americunt]]s by fucking up their Lusitania
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| 1920's || <s>Flappers</s> Fappers, [[nigger]]z playing jazz
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| 1930's || [[Redneck]]s, all [[cracker]]s, [[KKK]]
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| 1940's || [[Nazi]]s, [[Jap]]s, [[Britfag]]s, [[Americunt]]s, Franklin Roosevelt, [[French]]
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| 1950's || Beatniks, [[John F. Kennedy]], [[cracker]]s, Freedom Riders 
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| 1960's || [[Hippies]], Martin Luther King Junior, [[nigger]]z 
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| 1970's || Disco, classic rock [[hipsters]], [[punk|punx]] 
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| 1980's || New Romantics, glamfags
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| 1990's || [[Grunge]], [[wigger]]s, [[nu metal]] kids, [[sand nigger]]s (which caused [[9/11]]), metalheads
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| 2000's || Anyone who isn't a [[sand nigger]] or [[Muslim]] 
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| [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Since December 14th 2012]] || [[Expensive|JEWS ONLY]]!!!!
|}

==Conspiracy theories==

Like any event with [[High Score|high casualties]], the [[basement-dwellers]] came out droves after to spout several [[conspiracy theories]] after the shooting. Most of these conspiracy theories were spawned due to inconsistencies in the intial reports, and some of these fucktards believe that the entire event was staged in order to strengthen stronger [[gun control]] laws. 

Several videos popped up on [[YouTube]] picking apart every bit of the "[[Faux News|official story]]" so the video makers could put in their own asinine theories. Some people believe that the parents of the children are all "crisis actors" because they apparently didn't [[BAWW|cry hard enough]] when they were on the news, and one of the parents even laughed before an interview! Therefore they are all actors and the children may never have existed at all! Which would quite literally mean the ENTIRE town, with a population of [[Over 9,000|over 27,000]], would have to be in on the cover-up. Other theories include that there was more than one shooter, and that there is no way an autistic guy could shoot 26 people and leave no survivors. What the theorists fail to realize is that Adam Lanza was molded to be a killing machine by his [[Cunt|bitch mother]] who took him target shooting throughout his entire childhood, and that every person Adam Lanza shot, he shot multiple times. Also, there were [[Fact|2 people]] who were injured in the shooting. 

Theorists who question the children even existing do so because no official shots of the dead children for them to [[Necrophilia|jack off]] to were released to the general public. Some believe one of the girls who was "supposedly shot" was seen sitting on the lap of [[Barack Obama]] a few days later. It actually turned out to be her sister. Because if the president was trying to create a big government cover-up, the 1st thing he'd do would be to flaunt the supposedly dead children in front of the public. 

The theorists behind the conspiracies call themselves "[[Moralfags|Operation:]] [[Terrorism|Terror]]," and most of them are also the [[Insane|totally reasonable]] people behind the 9/11 and Oklahoma Bombing conspiracies. If you believe these theories, you should take advice from Adam Lanza and [[an hero]] immediately. If you come across any of these nutjobs, do not try to reason with them, because they do not have the [[Retard|mental compacity]] to comprehend facts. They are people who automatically think inconsistency means conspiracy, and will find holes anywhere they can, and actually believe their YouTube videos [[Lies|mean something]]. It's best to leave these people alone in their basements so they can plan out how they're going to stop the government from [[Revolution|taking their guns]]. 

There are also theories that the [[Jews]] did it, but they're better at [[JEWS DID WTC|flying planes into buildings]], so that's less likely this time.

===The effective end of gun control===

====Improvised firearms====
Technically speaking, the entire concept of "gun control" is a paper tiger, one that only holds any meaning or relevance to those on the lesser end of the intelligence spectrum.  In actuality, <b>ALL</b> guns could be effectively banned outright and yet the production, sale and use of guns would in fact still be used just for [[Jews]], possibly as a revenge to [[German]]s. Otherwise USA are trying to make [[Israel]] a state, and all the army is replaced by [[Jews]] who are the only ones who can use guns. This will make a bigger army for Israel so they can [[Allah Akbar|bomb]] Palestine and piss off [[Al-Qaeda]], even though it will then be the 9/12 attacks.

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Image:Gun_Control_-_Zip_Guns_-_03.jpg|Spending more money on a zip gun than a real gun is [[batshit insane|perfectly normal]] behavior for some.
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====3D printed firearms====
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In addition to hobby-fag level pursuits, guns can now be printed right in your own home for less than a thousand dollars.  This undertaking was initially pioneered by the non-profit group Defense Distributed who had grandiose dreams of creating a "Wiki-Weapon Project," being able to effectively share and print guns from anywhere in the world at [[WalMart|low cost]] and with little required technical know-how, they set out to take a proverbial shit all over Congress and their [[assburger]]-ridden attempts at control and regulation over firearms... and boy did they. Now we can use the guns to [[Holocaust|kill all the Jews!]] In less than two years they went from half-ass prototype to a fully working, fully printable plastic gun which "requires" the user to put a chunk of metal into the casing so that they can humor metal detectors into believing that they still have some relevant use within this world. So now we got some [[nerd]]s [[LOL|who are better than our government.]]

Want to DIY? Check out the [https://thegatalog.com/.# Gatalog] For all your DIY needs

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Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_01.jpg|Original attempts focused on creating the firing chamber, the legalese definition of a "gun."
Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_02.jpg|The first attempts proved to only be able to fire about 6 rounds before exploding as a prank by [[GTA|8-Ball]].
Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_03.jpg|Subsequent revisions proved infallible even when firing off hundreds<br>of rounds of bullets.
Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_04.jpg|The first entirely 3D printed, open source weapon, "The Liberator"
Image:Gun_Control_-_3D_Printed_Gun_-_05.jpg|"The Liberator," printed, assembled and ready for action! DIE MF DIE MF DIE MF DIE MF DIE!
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==Videos==

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;Tossing guns away [[bullshit|will give you protection]]! Watch the [[Family Guy]] clip that will explain.
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;Nerf Gun Control
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;[[Black Jesus]] makes a speech
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;Sure it might have a few guns, but also some other stuff you can do for fun besides shooting!
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;[[Black Jesus]] declares [[war]]
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==How to troll [[Fanbois|supporters]] of gun control==

[[File:Weenie spam comic.jpg|thumb|How [[Jews|gun control advocates]] react to real statistics]]
*Say that it's just a governmental conspiracy
*Say that [[Obama]] made all these massacres to control guns
*Refer to [http://www.thenation.com/blog/171774/fifteen-us-mass-shootings-happened-2012-84-dead# any 2012 gun massacre/big killing] as [[epic lulz]]
*Show them this article
*Say that gun control's [[fascist]] bullshit
*Say that banning guns is unconstitutional if they can't handle the [[Bill of Rights]]
*[[Are You Serious?|Start a gun massacre]]
*Tag all these gun abusers as "heroes"
*Spread other killing methods suggestions all over [[America]]
*Say that [[Sandy Hook]] was the funniest 2012 gun massacre [[evar]]. (Serious talk, this will make them start to [[rage|get butthurt]] for [[over 9,000|a long amount]] of years!)
*Tell them that in 1950's schools were literally [https://www.nationalreview.com/2013/01/gun-clubs-school-charles-c-w-cooke/ gun ranges], yet the number of school shootings approached the zero.

==How to troll [[H8r|detractors]] of gun control==

*[[Lulz|Shoot them]]
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==Main seeds==

These are the main seeds of gun control since (and including) the massacre in [[Connecticut|Newtown]], all mentioned in [[Black Jesus]]'s speech about said bloodbath. All five of these combined increased his tiny ass brain and made him think of a [[fascist|clever]] [[drama-generating technique]].

===Clackamas Town Center Shooting===

Ten days before [[December 21, 2012]], a [[Deathcore|BR00TAL]]-looking guy with ear gauges named [[an hero|Jacob Tyler Roberts]] came into a [[mall]] full of [[Jews]]. He would later go [[robbery|rob the bank]] in it, firing at and fatally [[pwn]]ing two adults and severely injured one, but didn't kill em all, which led to quite a low score; only two people killed. Despite the fact that he was probably on level 1 in his [[IRL]] game, it got all over the news and many people were [[offended]] by the controversial [[IRL]] gameplay. After killing two people and not being able to get a good score on a game that was too fucking [[hard]], he fatally shot himself and became [[an hero]]; being remembered for being one of the brave contributors to this legendary video game.

===Colorado Theatre Shooting===

{{Main|Colorado Theatre Shooting}}
In July 2012, when a bunch of couch potatoes went to watch a movie called ''The [[Dark Knight]] Rises'', ((((((James Holmes)))))) shot the fuck out of a shitload of people with his guns, killing a dozen and injuring [[at least 100|about 58 others]]. Then he got arrested and now they will be seeking the death penalty as the court are apparently intolerant [[fags]] and the judge is too much of a bigoted fucking [[pussy]] to tolerate mentally ill people like Holmes.

After the epic massacre, some cracker girl who apparently liked metal/punk bands like [[Death metal|Job for a Cowboy]] and [[punk|The Exploited]] was apparently extremely [[butthurt]] since she got [[Almost killed|unlucky and couldn't join in the fun IRL shooting game]] said she wanted Holmes to get [[br00t4l|the most painful, slowest death]] and she wanted to see it occur so she can [[fap|watch him <s>suffer</s> SOFFFAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1!1]]

===Sandy Hook===

{{Main|Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre}}
[[Last thursday|One day,]] on December 14th 2012, [[an hero|a hero]] named [[Adam Lanza]] made up his own fun M-rated video game. The [[IRL]] game took place at his former elementary school called [[Sandy Hook]]. After killing his mommy, possibly cause she [[emo|couldn't understand him]], he deleted his [[Taylor Swift]] [[porn]] by smashing the fuck out of his hard drive. Then, he went to Sandy Hook Elementary School and racked up a multi-kill of 26 in one of the most epic bloodbath cleansings in recent history! As the [[police|pigs]] rolled up and tried to confront him, he had only one more person left to kill: [[Suicide|himself]]. So he finally put his pistol to use, and shot himself in the head - becoming [[an hero]]; remembered for his bravery to play a dangerous game.

===Sikh Temple in [[Wisconsin]]===

In August 2012, a [[skinhead]] named [[Wade Michael Page]] came over to a Sikh temple in Wisconsin and genocidally shot a bunch of [[redskin]]s who hid their long ass hair in some weird hat with a [[cock|ball]] sticking out on top because they're [[drag queens|in a religion where hair is scared of scissors]]. When the [[police|pigs]] came up, the skinhead later [[an hero|shot himself]].

===[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]]===

A closet-queer named Omar Mateen decided to go for the [[High Score]] by shooting up a gay club in Orlando, [[Florida]]. He managed to get about 50 kills, becoming the #1 player in the American server, before [[Stephen Paddock|losing the title only a year later]]. Due to the victims being "minorities" (See: [[Spic|spic]]) and [[Gay|gay]], this has caused very high levels of butthurt from the [[liberals]]. However, this was one of hundreds of mass shootings, so [[Americunts]] are naturally used to this shit, thus reducing the amount of drama generated.

===[[Vegas shooting]]===
{{main|Stephen Paddock}}

===[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]]===
{{main|Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting}}

==Not main seeds==
These are shootings that failed to meet the [[Party van|FBI's]] criteria for qualifying to be called a 'mass shooting,' which they define as at least four deaths in a single event shooting.  The [[Losers|people]] that perpetrated these shootings are to be laughed at, because failing to clear a hurdle as low as four deaths after careful preparation and planning, when you're heavily armed and against unsuspecting and unarmed and usually [[16-year-old girl|underage]] victims, takes a [[Retard|special]] kind of fuck-up.

===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
{{main|Randy Robert Stair}}

===[[William Atchison|Aztec High School shooting]]===
{{main|William Atchison}}

===[[Central Michigan University Shooting]]===
{{main|Central Michigan University Shooting}}

==Gallery control==
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File:nintendo gun.jpg|Guns should be used in video games... like [[Adam Lanza]] when he set his own shooting game [[IRL]].
File:Reply to your comment on Conneticut Massacre.jpg|A typical reaction from anti gun loonies.
File:gun goth.jpg|A [[goth]] girl's definition of gun control.
File:Gun arm.jpg|Bears also are very [[bicurious|curious]] with the gun control topic.
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File:Gun spoon.jpg|Gun con[[troll]]: When you troll fans of gun con'''trol'''
File:free gun zone.jpg|A [[butthurt]] reaction to guns at [[school|torture chambers]] by the [[government]]. BUT WHY? THOSE PLACES ARE FOR [[Learning|TORTURE]]. [[Irony|WE HATE THOSE PLACES BECAUSE OF THAT.]]
File:Gun control texas.jpg|[[Suicide|How Texans use guns.]]
File:Bear arms.jpg|LET HIM BEAR ARMS YOU GOVERNMENT FAGGOTS
File:Gun ASSault.jpg|DIE BLACK JESUS! -- Sincerely, Black Judas
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File:Assault Knife.jpg|BAN THIS.
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File:Gun free.gif|[[Hippy|Hippies]] put this sign in their windows to signify their desire to be [[rape]]d and [[murder]]ed by [[Jews]].
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File:Mass Shooting Liberal Gun Guide.jpg
File:JuliusCaesar.jpg|Julius Caesar was a firm believer in gun control
File:Sandy_Hook_-_Anti-NRA_Hypocrites.jpg|The [[logic]], it burns
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File:Liberalfaggotonguns.jpg|Liberal cuck's story
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File:gun stab.jpg|A new way to kill!
File:gun grind.jpg|Peter Griffin's view on gun control
File:gun knife.jpg|That's why stabbing is legal!
File:gun killer.jpg|The best thing!
File:Gun luck brian.jpg|It's gUNLUCKY Brian!!!
File:Gun sandy hook.jpg|ADAM LANZA
File:Gun criminal.jpg|[[Black Jesus]] also was [[retarded|smart]] enough to realize a very [[false|true]] statement: [[Lie|Criminals follow the laws, therefore, if guns are controlled, they wouldn't be shooting cause it's illegal for them to get the guns now]]!
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File:Successful gun man.jpg|Even the [http://www.quickmeme.com/Successful-Black-Man/ successful black man] supports gun control!
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Image:Gun control cookservedelicious.jpg|[[video game|''Cook,Serve Delicious'']] knows that gun control [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|cuts crime in half]].
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==See also==
*[[BAWWW]]
*[[Bill of Rights]]
*[[Black Jesus]]
*[[Bullet to the Head of the NRA]]
*''[[Call of Duty]]''
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Colorado Theatre Shooting]]
*[[Columbine]]
*[[Conspiracy]]
*[[Dead]]
*[[Drama]]
*[[Drama-generating technique]]
*[[Fascism]]
*[[George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter]]
*''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''
*[[Gun]]
*[[Hell]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Reaction guy]]
*[[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]]
*[[Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists]]
*[[The Clown Prince Rises]]
*[[Victim]]
*[[Video games]]

==External links==

*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/25/jim-carrey-gun-control-heartless_n_2948171.html Jim Carrey's asshurt reaction to opponents of gun conTROLL]
*{{ytlink|KYX1066jO0c|Gun control: Made so there is more crime}}
*[http://www.thenation.com/blog/171774/fifteen-us-mass-shootings-happened-2012-84-dead# List of all the epic shooting IRL games that caused Black Jesus to set this drama]
*[http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/14/15911025-authorities-id-gunman-who-killed-27-in-elementary-school-massacre?lite The cause of gun control]


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