View source for Alibaba

[[File:Alibabalogo.png|thumb|right|200px|[[Rape|Baba means business]]]]
[[File:stripepoloshit.jpg|thumb|right|200px|funfact: searching for ''shit'' yields you hundreds of various polo and tee ''shits'']]
[[File:JackMaQuote.png|thumb|right|200px|respek is everything]]
[[File:BillionairesPullOut.gif|thumb|right|200px|pulling out like a true business man]]
[[File:Chinesehdd.jpg|thumb|right|200px|chink'd hard]]

'''[[Chinks|Alibaba/AliExpress]]''' (run by [[gang|Alibaba Group]], founded by [[Jew|Jack 'flying fist' Ma]]) is a go-to place for [[You're A Fucking White Male|westerners]] who've always wanted to buy their own [[Hello Kitty|panda]], [[shoes|''nigger slippers'']] by Adadas/Pumo/Mike™, [[pedophilia|loli sexdoll]], [[Bath Salts|chemicals]], [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/5/57/Tooldickwrench.jpg handy tools], [[Lead|milk powder]], [[vomit|bile of a bear]], [[roadkill|toddler speed bump]] or anything '''made in [[China]]'''. A visitor with a [[boner|keen eye]] might find some [[prostitution|services]] like online lessons for [[kung fu]] or [[camwhore|guitar lessons]] held by [[Philippines|pinoys]]. The difference between the two sites; first one is preferred for [[over 9000|bulk orders]] and the latter for [[You|single]] pieces of [[shit|product]]. Ordering buttplugs by thousands for that [[retarded|special]] [[Some Guy|someone]] is now easier than [[Scat|shitting in a jacuzzi]] or [[Pointless|eating with chopsticks]].

{{quote|be careful what you wish for, <br> you might just get it|Zedong, Mao|'''Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung'''|color=blue|size=180%|textColor=red|textSize=180%|sourceColor=blue|sourceSize=100%}}
==Epic Fail==
HOLY SHIT JACK MA HAS MADE A DECISION TO QUIT IN SEPTEMBER 10TH 2019! HE GIVES UP!
==Gallery==
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File:alibabamonstrosities1.jpg|western kids are such pussies they'd get ptsd out of this
File:alibabamonstrosities2.jpg|includes a buttplug for dosing
File:alibabamonstrosities3.jpg|thetan levels, not checked
File:alibabamonstrosities4.jpg|it shoots money
File:alibabamonstrosities5.jpg|start your cartel today 
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:alibabamonstrosities6.jpg|who would even want one
File:alibabamonstrosities7.jpg|google is busy translating this one 
File:alibabamonstrosities8.jpg|sticky substance hazard
File:alibabamonstrosities9.jpg|preparedness is the key
File:alibabamonstrosities10.jpg|stay awhile and listen 
File:alibabamonstrosities11.jpg|don't mention Weinstein
File:alibabamonstrosities12.jpg|ship those buttplugs to DPRK
File:Alibabaoddities1.png|maddox needs a one
File:Alibabaoddities2.png|arm your cartel with these
File:Alibabaoddities3.png|the secrets of shaolin monks, not included
File:Alibabaoddities4.png|sexdolls for muslims
File:Redfuckerin.jpg|it's all red inside
File:Robbedbyadick.jpg|put the money in the sack
File:Alibabacarpet1.jpg|expectations vs reality
File:Alibabacarpet2.jpg|expectations met
File:Alibabacarpet3.jpg|chinks being honest
File:Alibabacarpet4.jpg|manlet buys a carpet
</gallery>|border=#ff0000|color=yellow}}

<br>There's also [[China|Taobao]], [[China|Tmall]], [[Engrish|etc]] - [[shit|which are more or less the same kind of deal]].
{{quote|Taobao is Alibaba’s largest shopping platform, hosting millions of merchants. Taobao offers buyers the ability to purchase unusual items and services like boyfriends for hire, live scorpions, and plenty of counterfeit merchandise.|[[Nobody Cares|qtd. from blogpost by]] [[Trans|''TransLegalLLC'']]|color=blue|size=180%|textColor=red|textSize=180%|sourceColor=blue|sourceSize=100%}}

==Videos==
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|<youtube>u-ogswmH00o</youtube>oh boy<br/>
|<youtube>Z5VMX1CznCg</youtube>Ma Jacko's a bit wacko too<br/>
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==External Links==
* [http://alibabascam.com/ blog for supposedly exposing the scammers]


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