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LIKES YOU!
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How can I help ED?

Hi!, how can i help this wiki? what can i do?. Wellington Zirploide (Talk | Contribs) 19:09, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

Read ED:101 and start by fixing spelling and grammar errors in articles. Check RC for new edits. It will be obvious what needs fixing after not too long. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:20, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

Everyone is a SJW

It reads like he copied it directly off the Daily Stormer.It's incredibly gay and looks bad on ED.Not to mention the guy devotes half his space issuing faggoy PARs,which is something I assumed would be mocked here instead of encouraged. As to you accusing me of being a SJW.LOL! All it basically means at this point is "I don't like this person."--Boudica 20:41, 31 May 2015 (EDT)

No it means you are removing all mentions of feminism and articles from sites that critique feminism. Maybe you don't know what SJW means but I do. --Mantequilla (talk) 23:48, 31 May 2015 (EDT)

No it doesn't.It means you're no better than a fucking monkey, parroting buzzwords and obsessing over gamergate and other boring shit and then flipping out at the slightest provocation.Just like an actual SJW does.Take the "ur ugly" or "i'm gonna take ur privs" bullshit and shove it up your ass.I resign.--Boudica 15:43, 1 June 2015 (EDT)

No It means you are a fan of social justice, like someone who flips out over the slightest criticism of feminism. And "flipping out at the slightest provocation." Kinda like what you just did? You are the thinnest skinned admin we have ever had. Gladly. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:21, 1 June 2015 (EDT)
Lol. Vermin    10:00, 2 June 2015 (EDT)
I don't even remember saying she was ugly. I am much more of a gentlemen and flamewar artist to use juvenile and frankly easy jabs like "ur ugly". Maybe that is just projecting. --Mantequilla (talk) 10:41, 2 June 2015 (EDT)
No no, good sir, it was more high-toned than that. I remember because that article had caught my eye and your comment made me lmao that day. Vermin    10:51, 2 June 2015 (EDT)
Haha ok I stand corrected. --Mantequilla (talk) 10:58, 2 June 2015 (EDT)

Please read as soon as possible

I am writing this to try and persuade you to have my article removed. I read through it and I found absolutely none of it to be true about me, and it is nothing more than an attack article, by the standards of the site. I would like it removed as I don't have really any reason to have an article, much less an article filled with nothing but lies. I am wanting to actually be able to hold a job in the near future, specifically in book writing, and I don't want to have this shitty attack article get in the way of that. I also am proposing that if this request is done, I will completely leave the site and the forums for good. When I leave, I give permission to remove all my user pages, as I will obviously not need them anymore. Also, If possible, I would appreciate the two threads I created on the forums be removed as well, since I don't want the drama I've unknowingly at the time to follow me anymore. Especially since a few private conversations were posted on them that show content I thought was being kept private, which should immediately warrant them being labeled as an invasion of privacy. Again, as promised, as soon as these things are done, I will leave the site for good. I hope that this letter will let you understand my situation. -ಠ_ಠ 20:36, 5 June 2015 (EDT)

And exactly how is an article about you getting in the way of your book writing career? ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:49, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
When I finally come out with what I'm writing, I would immediately be identified considering I posted about what I'm writing in a private conversation that someone decided to post on a public thread. I don't want to have future writing careers ruined by a shitty attack article. -ಠ_ಠ 20:54, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
Look, that article about you wouldn't have affected you in any way if you had kept your fucking mouth shut on the forums. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:01, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
How the fuck was I supposed to know that Eve Justice would post our ENTIRE PM for everyone to see? I just want it all gone so I can finally be able to get a good night's sleep for once in my pathetic existence. -ಠ_ಠ 21:05, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
Lol I almost just banned you but it would detract from the hilarious content you are unwittingly creating. If you want to leave then go but nothing is being deleted. I gave you multiple chances when people wanted to ban you and even advised you to chill the fuck out but you completely ignored my advice. This is your own doing. You can either leave and keep it at that or continue to sperg and create more content for your article. It's your decision. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:09, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
I agree whole-heartedly. DOS, you were shielded from the abuse you were receiving and given specific instructions on how to act, but you failed to follow them. Instead of contributing to the wiki (which you claimed you were only trying to do the entire time), you continued insulting other users on the forums and turning yourself into the heel of the site.
Your future "career" should be just fine so long as you never author your books under the pseudonym DOSFag. Vermin    21:52, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
DOS you are EXTREMELY LUCKY you haven't been doxed yet. I would drop it and leave it alone before your real name is the title of that page. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:07, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
Ooh, that would make things more interesting. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:10, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
You chumpy fuck, on what sane and sensible resume are you going to put "TheDOSFag"? I've gotten plenty of jobs without ED getting in my way, but that's probably because I'm not a goddamned retard. »»What 22:26, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
I know, right? I've told plenty of people I'm a contributor to ED and have invited them to check the site out on account of how much fun I have here. My roommate has sat next to me while I've posted on the forums, and at least one of my friends has said he's seen my user page and found it amusing. I warned him there were nudes and gay Photoshops of me out there and he just laughed about it. Vermin    23:01, 5 June 2015 (EDT)
  • The only thing getting in the way of your book career is your utter lack of skill, you pathetic hack. oddguy 02:51, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

He needs to prepare his anus.

If I even see a book of his printed imma sell him out quicker than I would a jew in the holocaust. You done fucked up boy, now bend over and take it like a she man. --— Preceding unsigned comment added by Isnotright (talkcontribs)

Image problem still persisting

I still have a problem with being logged out when trying to view images. I have tried adding a ? after the filename, to no avail. I have tried on different browsers, Chrome, FF and Opera, and the same on all of them. CobaltCat 07:08, 14 June 2015 (EDT)

So if you click the link below, you'll be logged out? I want to make sure I am not missing something.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Weasel_avatar2.png reply 10:11, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
No. That image works. But this doesn't. CobaltCat 10:40, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
Purging cache sometimes helps. —  VX  11:12, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
But not in my case. CobaltCat 11:34, 14 June 2015 (EDT)

I have you tried changing the wiki themes? Does this happen only with JPG? What are your computer specs? reply 11:41, 14 June 2015 (EDT)

Yes. No. Win 8.1. CobaltCat 11:47, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
I guess try disabling javascript. BMO 11:59, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
I never use javascript and I get this a lot. Cache purges don't work often, just now and then. I usually end up manually entering the URL for whatever action I intend to perform with a file. —  VX  12:42, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
The only other thing I could think of is if it is related to the clock on the computer. I know if it isn't correct, you can't even view some sites. Yes, it is stupid. BMO 12:44, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
  • Do you add a ? to the end of the URL or to the filename? It should be like https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Hampton.jpg? I can't reproduce that issue. Are you still logged out if you go from the image to say Recent Changes? --Mantequilla (talk) 12:45, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
Yeah, I tried adding a ? to the end of the filename. Still no luck. And some images from RC work. Others don't. CobaltCat 13:26, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
No what I mean is if you are on an image that says you are logged out, and then you press the recent changes button (or random page or anything really) on the sidebar, are you still logged out when you leave the image and that page loads? I think it is just a cache issue and it only looks like you are logged out when viewing an image, but in reality you are not. We cache our images hardcore to save on bandwidth. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:46, 14 June 2015 (EDT)

Are you sure you logged out? After you get logged out, relaunch your browser. I wonder if the pages are simply cached like that on our end. reply 13:29, 14 June 2015 (EDT)

I am only logged out on that image. I can freely edit other shit meanwhile. CobaltCat 13:43, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
Then you are not really logged out, it just looks that way because you're seeing a cached version of the page. Move along, nothing to see here. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:48, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
Except I can't edit shit either. I can't tag/untag the image or even upload a betterer version. CobaltCat 13:52, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
Ok I'll look in to it. In the meantime just use https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special:Upload&wpDestFile=FILENAME.JPG&wpForReUpload=1 and paste/replace the filename into it and choose to upload over the image when you get an error. As for tagging, I am guessing you mean editing, just paste/replace the filename into https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=File:FILENAME.JPG&action=edit. It's a bandaid but it should work for now. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:24, 14 June 2015 (EDT)

Dylann Storm Roof

is fucking brilliant as it stands right now »»What 15:26, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

hahaha thanks <3 --Mantequilla (talk) 15:51, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

Forum

Accept my account on the forum please.

Questions

  1. . You couldn't sign up under Mantequilla?
  2. . You off the drugs?

Somethingfaggy (Talk) 18:26 11 November 2021 (EDT)

Totally forgot about that username tbh, and yes I have been sober for a while now. --Brianz (talk) 08:58, 12 November 2021 (EST)
Whoever is using that account isn't me btw. --Brianz (talk) 09:01, 12 November 2021 (EST)

Welcome, Zaiger

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

We realize a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's just the most important info:

  • Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable. Further tutorials of use can be found here.
  • To answer a message, reply on the user's talk page (Tab at the top that says 'discussion').
  • Sign your comments by using four tildes (like this ~~~~)
  • These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them. They're here to help; we promise.
  • The TJC is the community portal. It's linked to from every page; just look at the top left of the page. Check it daily.
  • Use Special:Upload to upload pictures. Be sure to give them meaningful names. Also, do not upload any CP or Bestiality pr0n or you will be b&.
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  • See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else.

You probably better be claiming the account before anything happens honestly Tabs æ 11:03, 12 November 2021 (EST)

Welcome back drug addict

So I'm a SysOp here. Message me on Twitter (@RealMM456) to confirm you're actually Zaiger. MarioMario456 06:29, 12 November 2021 (EST)

My twitter account is banned. Hit up my fb. --Brianz (talk) 08:58, 12 November 2021 (EST)
Don't think mariomario has facebook; also how did you get twitter banned? VF.Wyyzrd(T - C) 9:11 12 November 2021.
I got banned for trolling and posting a lot of ED shit. I uploaded a screenshot of me signed into my facebook page for verification. Check my uploads. --Brianz (talk) 10:14, 12 November 2021 (EST)
Okay, so you're Zaiger? Here's our current lord (and this is the technically literate guy that runs the wiki). MarioMario456 10:39, 12 November 2021 (EST)
Yup. Ok good to know. --Brianz (talk) 10:41, 12 November 2021 (EST)
Do you guys have the namechange plugin so I can get my username back? --Brianz (talk) 10:42, 12 November 2021 (EST)
Yes, we do. Talk to our lord on Discord and request him to do the username change: umkemesik#9057 MarioMario456 11:00, 12 November 2021 (EST)

Name Change

Glad to see you back, I will assist you with your namechange, it's been blacklisted to prevent impersonation, I might have to edit some configs if it will not let me override. I'll hit you up on the forums. UMK 11:12, 12 November 2021 (EST)

Hey Zaeg.

I'll write something special on my blog for you filling you in on what has happened since you left/were arrested. Also no cp.

ALSO, UMK, just get ready for an army of butthurt kiwifags and Dankula fantards to scold us for giving zaeg a second chance. VF.Wyyzrd(T - C) 11:33 12 November 2021 (ECT)

Shut the fuck up you bloody wanker --Tabs æ 06:17, 13 November 2021 (EST)

Welcome back

good to see some of the old crowd returning to the fold,. Cheers mate! - 3ebop

Welcome back again Zaiger

I hope you learn your mistakes in the past. By the way, do you have a backup from 2018 or 2019? 16:33, 12 November 2021 (EST)

Welcome back Zaiger

I hope you learn your mistakes in the past. By the way, do you have a backup from 2019 or 2018 on ED.rs? YaroslavTV (talk) 16:36, 12 November 2021 (EST)