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Facts

  1. THIS IS A SATIRICAL PAGE.
  2. Dead memes are better than "Nobody:" jokes
  3. Vaccines don't cause autism
  4. Being gay is not a choice
  5. Child porn haters are chads. CP and other immoral, unethical things like that should be hated.
  6. Butch Hartman did not create your childhood.
  7. Alcohol is good. It's healthier than soda.
  8. Sugar doesn't cause diabetes.
  9. Paul's Bunion Cream has the soothing formula to make the bunions head for the hills.
  10. Kink shaming exists
  11. Porygon did nothing wrong.
  12. Portrock likes traps
  13. Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
  14. Thanos is inevitable.
  15. Burger King Foot Lettuce
  16. I am Groot.
  17. Thick thighs don't save other people's lives, but they do protect individual health if they're fit and strong.
  18. Lucoa is a pedophile.
  19. Samuel Hayden only poopoo farted for the good of humanity.
  20. Inkster NEVER defended Mulan (2020) nor Cuties. That was just dumbasses taking everything he said out of context.
  21. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
  22. gengar squishy
  23. Plants vs. Zombies 2 is not pay-to-win.
  24. Postal III never happened.
  25. If you don't sign the Postal Dude's petition, he will follow you home and kill your dog.
  26. My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred...and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill...and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
  27. Q1 이름 뭐야? Q2 몇 살이야? 메신저 ID 궁금해 미칠 것 같니 Q3 어디 살아? Q4 혈액형은? 너의 두 눈에 호기심 정말 가득해 Hey boy 네 질문도 다 뻔하지만 왜 자꾸만 끌리니 관심 없는 척해 빙빙 돌려 말해 살짝 튕기기 나만의 밀고 당기기 Let's start 너를 말해줘 하나부터 시작 열까지 둘만의 둘만의 Q Q Q Q Q&A 앞으로 잘 부탁할게 나를 알고 싶어질 때 스무고개를 넘듯이 내게만 몰래 질문해 Say 묻고 답해 다 물어볼래 다다다다다 다다다다다 다 말해줄게 다다다다다 다다다다다 옳지 그렇게 다다다다다 다다다다다 계속해 밤이 새도록 우리 둘만의 Q&A 물어보기도 전에 왠지 알 것 같은데 너의 이상형 또 너의 취향까지도 두근거리는 맘만큼 예리하게 추리해 놓치지 않아 널 마치 Question 같은 너 궁금해 말해줘 너의 신상 하나부터 열까지 둘만의 둘만의 Q Q Q Q Q&A 앞으로 잘 부탁할게 나를 알고 싶어질 때 스무고개를 넘듯이 내게만 몰래 질문해 Say 묻고 답해 다 물어볼래 다다다다다 다다다다다 다 말해줄게 다다다다다 다다다다다 옳지 그렇게 다다다다다 다다다다다 계속해 밤이 새도록 우리 둘만의 Q&A 맞출까 말까 숨겨볼까 애가 타는 너의 입술 말할까 말까 뭐 해 줄까 지금 너도 응답해 신호를 보낼게 둘만의 짜릿한 Q&A 뭐 어때 서로가 통할 때 빠르게 다가와 줘 앞으로 잘 부탁할게 나를 알고 싶어질 때 스무고개를 넘듯이 내게만 몰래 질문해 Say 묻고 답해 다 물어볼래 다다다다다 다다다다다 다 말해줄게 다다다다다 다다다다다 옳지 그렇게 다다다다다 다다다다다 계속해 밤이 새도록 우리 둘만의 Q&A
  28. Sana is gay
  29. The two facts above this one are both utter bullshit.
  30. LOONA is a girl group full of lesbians
  31. FIFA isn't the best Eletronic Art franchise (sorry fans)
  32. Contrary to popular belief, Seinfeld isn't a "show about nothing", it is actually about how a comedian comes up with material according to Jerry Seinfeld himself.
  33. Blubabluba9990 likes profanity
  34. Spanish and any foreign language for that matter may sound fast to non-native speakers only because they don't understand it. So English speakers sound fast from the perspective from Spanish speakers and vice versa.
  35. The ting goes SKKKRRRRRRRRAAA
  36. Johnny Test is a bad show
  37. No crack, Gromit! We've forgotten the C R A C K!
  38. Population pressure and the stress of modern life may cause an increase in violent tendencies. The urban environment is the incubator for all sorts of undesirable behaviors. However, much his atrocities disgust us, he may actually consider himself a hero. This is common among those who, in the popular slang, go "postal". In his tortured mind, he may feel he was battling against impossible odds. It is not unusual for some individuals to believe that the entire fate of the world rests with them. In the end, our subject displays all the classic symptoms of paranoid delusions. We may never know exactly what set him off but, rest assured, we will have plenty of time to study him.
  39. Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets.
  40. LOONA is complete trash that makes shitty music. They deserve a grounding video.
  41. The Road was written by a second-grader.
  42. The worst Miraheze user is Mariokid.
  43. Thanos > Thanos parodies
  44. Squidward Tentacles has the fanciest restaraunt in Bikini Bottom... and he does not suck eggs.
  45. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
  46. Obi-Wan berating Anakin for not "bringing balance to the Force" makes no sense because at the end of Revenge of the Sith, there are exactly two Sith (Darth Sidious and Anakin/Darth Vader) and two Jedi (Yoda and Obi-Wan) left, so technically Anakin DID bring balance to the Force.
  47. Alfred Molina is the worst kept secret in Hollywood.
  48. Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish, and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.
  49. It takes two hands to pee right.
  50. Gaming journalists promoting fan games drastically increases the chance of them getting cease and desisted.
  51. There's not a lot of anime you could watch with your parents being around.
  52. Riverdale is still running because of the high ratings it gets.
  53. R. Kelly should not be freed from prison.
  54. Doug Bowser did nothing wrong.
  55. In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.
  56. If you dropped out of fourth grade to run drugs to support your nana, it means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.
  57. A wizard is never late.
  58. Science happens wherever scientists are present.
  59. Your anime waifu will never be real. And no, cosplayers don’t count.
  60. Aaron Fechter (the creator of the Rock-afire Explosion, one of the greatest robot rock bands ever) is proof you should separate the art from the artist. Same for Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr., (Honorary) Ph.D., Elmer Hartman, Christopher Savino, Julia Vickerman, John K., and a host of others.
  61. Mehmet Oz neither earned nor deserves his doctorate. And he certainly didn't deserve to sit behind that sacred podium Alex Trebek once sat behind.
  62. NASCAR is a sport. DEAL WITH IT. Talking to you, Eiji and Portrock.
  63. The Bible is just a book.
  64. Hellboy (2019) is only hated because it's violent, forgetting the fact that it's R-rated.
  65. On topic of that, Qualtipedia users only hate Hellboy 2019 because it has a page on Awful Movies Wiki. Making said page "featured on the home site" does not help anything.
  66. I'm a mafia
  67. Whatever you do, please, just please don't try to cling onto something when its reputation has been soiled beyond repair.
  68. haha funny number
  69. William W. Wonka killed four innocent children and their parents, and handed all the responsibility to a fifth and his grandfather. Now there are rumors he has so many illegals working as his slaves, and the FBI is looking into the kid killing the others with traps.
  70. Despite sleeping on separate beds, Ernie and Bert have "gay" written all over them.
  71. Fact #62 is utter bullshit.
  72. Chris-Chan is a guy. Even the LGBT community rejected him. He's delusional and thinks he's trans. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZmVmt3ESSI
  73. Barney the Dinosaur is (unironically) cooler than Cool Cat.
  74. Stephen King wrote IT while he was high on cocaine, and he doesn't remember writing it at all.
  75. All fictional characters are LGBT unless the creator says otherwise.
  76. The Qualitipedia admins should throw in the towel and accept it: the sites' rep will never recover, and disbanding the wikis is the best course of action in the long run. They're already facing the music yet they're in denial. I really don't want them to humiliate themselves (though they already did that many times).
  77. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
  78. We've got movie sign!
  79. Helen Henny loves eating chicken. In fact, she even snorts some chicken skin like cocaine. She was the one who suggested it be added to the Chuck E. Cheese's menu, in fact.
  80. ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
  81. I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
  82. Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that might be going too far in this case.
  83. Who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now?
  84. Robots is an underrated classic. RIP Blue Sky.
  85. Harvey Beaks and Welcome to the Wayne did NOT deserve to be screwed over the way they did.
  86. The Midnight Gospel isn't cancelled. It's put on a hiatus.
  87. Screen Rant is gay. They're in love with the Hulk from Marvel's Avengers.
  88. GoGaurdian can actually be used by pedophiles.
  89. SephSpace was NOT a Fun Shitposting Wiki ripoff.
  90. The original Hellboy movies are generic by-the-numbers superhero movies that were only praised by its godawful CGI and visual effects.
  91. If you like Brooklyn Nine-Nine, you aren't a bootlicker, you just appreciate good comedy.
  92. Caravaggio's Bacchus painting is a gay icon.
  93. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link is the best pre-N64 Zelda game.
  94. Gucci Rsbbit didn't deserve what happened to him and is constantly overhated to the point that he had to delete everything he did on Miraheze wikis.
  95. The Handmaid's Tale is an overrated show and the book is way better. It literally makes no sense to remove the sci-fi elements from Margaret Atwood's novel if they were so integral to the book.
  96. The Super Smash Bros. community's hateboner towards Brawl makes no sense, because the game is one of the better games. The slowness and better grasp of controls are a great strength that make the game's chaotic fighting more immersive and fun, the Subspace Emissary is such a fun mode with great animations, and the music and stages slap.
  97. Brawl is better than Melee.
  98. Dance With Me by Mikazuki BIGWAVE is an addicting song.
  99. The more Diary of a Wimpy Kid books are released, the skinnier the characters' arms get.
  100. When you're at a grocery store with your parent and they see a friend, chances are, they spend an hour in a conversation, and when you have nothing to do, it really sucks.
  101. Helping is overrated.
  102. Cormac McCarthy is 87 years old yet writes like a goddamn pre-schooler.
  103. In Team Fortress 2's files, there is a jpg of a coconut that holds the entire game together. The game will not open if this file is removed.
  104. Neopolitan from RWBY is made of ice cream, therfore it's canabalism if she eats ice cream.
  105. 13 Reasons Why is seriously overhated.
  106. You may have a villain sent to jail, but you may NOT give him a bus ticket and send him to Florida.
  107. Mehmet Oz is only a doctor in the sense that he's a talented heart surgeon. His many, many scams completely overshadow that, though. What a huckster. A regular P. T. Barnum.
  108. When even the founder of a group that became extremely toxic utterly regrets creating it, maybe it's time for the leaders of that group to punch out the ol' time card and disband.
  109. Boneless wings are basically just chicken nuggets.
  110. Jimin was manufactured by the government to turn straight men gay
  111. 2020 was our own annus horribilis.
  112. I did not hit her! It's not true, it's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NAHT.. oh hi, Mark.
  113. "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men has nothing to do with dogs, and is actually about feminism.
  114. Lil Tay's father likely isn't abusing her. It's her brother that's trying to spread lies about him. Plus, him and Lil Tay's mother were abusing the poor girl all along by forcing her to act like what she was doing back in 2018.
  115. Mocking Spongebob meme is bad
  116. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!? YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet! You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE and EVERYTHING you know WILL BE GONE! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE HUNDRED YEARS!?
  117. Toru Hagakure is John Cena's daughter, because you can't see them.
  118. Anti-SJWs are just as bad as SJWs. As a matter of fact, both communities aren't even real.
  119. Most sons cannot get along with their dad.
  120. Saturday Night Live was never a good show.
  121. Mark Grayson didn't deserve the amount of suffering he got in Invinicible.
  122. Zach Williams has zero talent.
  123. "Lemon Demon"'s official name is just Monster.
  124. Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank are the best evil duo.
  125. Just because you don't laugh at it doesn't mean it's not funny. You just forgot to do it because it was lethally humorous so you had to keep breathing.
  126. The Man Who Saves the World, The Star Wars Holiday Special, and the entire Prequel Trilogy > The Rise of Skywalker
  127. Qualitipedia is just a bunch of shit wikis that are trying to copy Outcast.
  128. Technically, Qualitipedia came first, but this point still stands.
  129. Pedos shouldn't apologize. The only mature thing to do is to get off the internet.
  130. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A HANDBAG. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A TELEVISION (or CELLPHONE). YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A DVD. DOWNLOADING (or BUYING). PIRATED. FILMS. IS STEALING. STEALING. IS AGAINST. THE LAW. PIRACY: IT'S A CRIME.
  131. Strike that, reverse it.
  132. YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR. Oh, I so would.
  133. John K. needed the Nick execs and his crew at Spümcø more than they needed him.
  134. If something you were once a part of has dug a hole too deep, the best thing to do is watch Rome burn, grab a lawn chair, a drink, and popcorn, all while singing the theme song from The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Dig in!
  135. James Rolfe >>>>>>>> Doug Walker
  136. The best experience for kids from the 60s to the 90s was waking up on a Saturday morning, and getting ready to see their favorite cartoon characters (such as Bugs Bunny and the Road Runner, Popeye, Woody Woodpecker, Fat Albert, Alvin and the Chipmunks, the Warners, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.), sitting in front of the family TV and holding a bowl of cereal.
  137. Uh... meow?
  138. Nobody could host a talk show like Johnny Carson.
  139. Nanomachines, son.
  140. RWBY only has three seasons. Volume 4-onwards aren't canon.
  141. The Simpsons only has about ten seasons and the movie, as well as a few good ones after that. The rest aren't canon.
  142. POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost is the real POSTAL 3.
  143. Digimon is a NOT rip-off of Pokemon!
  144. If you spin left and then release another beyblade to the battle, L-Drago will stealing the energy of another bey.
  145. Playing Tetris makes you being a thin and cools down your stress.
  146. A new Pou game is still on the development since 2015.
  147. Shipping wars aren't cool.
  148. Mr.Enter is both overrated and overhated at the same time.
  149. Do not turn Anderson Cooper 360 into Anderson Cooper 720. He'll turn around too much.
  150. “Professionalism” is a myth and any working professional who doesn’t have fun or integrate any aspects of their personal life in their career is just boring and soulless.
  151. Kilian Experience is the only gaming YouTuber who will never do any wrong or have any bad opinion.
  152. There is a man who has two penises.
  153. YOU WOULD DOWNLOAD A CAR from https://www.lingscars.com/
  154. I Googled Fact #157 and it's indeed real.
  155. TikTok is continuing what Vine started.
  156. TERFs, SWERFs, and Tumblr feminists aren't real feminists because of how they exclude certain groups of people, which is the opposite of what feminism is.
  157. Why is "Colonel" pronounced "kernel" instead of "ko-loan-oh"? Some French thing, I guess...
  158. Sonic Team needs to find a new CEO. Takashi Iizuka should just stick to game design.
  159. BUS!
  160. A family-friendly Italian plumber who stomps on turtles and saves a damsel-in-distress princess from a dragon < a super-cool, super-speedy hedgehog who stomps on frickin' animal-powered robots and saves the world from a fat mad scientist and his machines.
  161. Han shot first.
  162. George Lucas wanted another director for the prequels, but everyone he asked (including Ron Howard and Steven fucking Spielberg) wanted him to direct the films personally.
  163. Saitama can defeat literally anyone because he's called One Punch Man for a reason.
  164. Walt was NOT anti-Semetic. For God's sake, he did hire some Jewish animators and didn't have them discriminated against. He was genuine, unlike Michael and the two Bobs that perverted his values just to make stacks upon stacks of $100 Federal Reserve notes.
  165. Garfielf loves eating Jon out of house and home.
  166. The media loves to mix truths with non-truths to make them truths, don't they?
  167. Disney forced Pixar to make Toy Story 4. Think about it: Pixar kept the franchise going via theatrical shorts and TV specials, and even said they wouldn't make a fourth Toy Story. Why else would it happen?
  168. Mulan (2020) is the WORST Disney film, EVER.
  169. Cuties and Music (2021) are the worst... er... things to ever come out of cinema and the very idea of the moving picture.
  170. Bob Camp created Ren & Stimpy. John K. only created the characters and situations.
  171. D'OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
  172. That reminds me. Even Seth MacFarlane wants Family Guy to end. But Fox doesn't have the balls to cancel it a third time. They fear that the fans will outrage again, probably even start a riot at 1211 Avenue of the Americas.
  173. Oh, and Sonic Boom deserved better. Even if the designs sucked.
  174. There should've been a Happy Tree Friends episode in which Sniffles finally eats the ant family. At least that would be satisfying. Not seeing him go through hell.
  175. ROBOT ROLL CALL: Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Crooooow!
  176. Dale Earnhardt = #1 NASCAR driver ever. His #3 is sacred and revered.
  177. Hey now, you're an all star. Get your game on, go play...
  178. Related to Creep-o Ronald McDonald Pics and Videos, Champ was never seen again after his encounter with the stranger who claimed to be America's #1 fast food-eating, creep-o clown.
  179. Many people have forgotten that art is important to the world and fosters human empathy.
  180. PopCap would've gone bankrupt if EA didn't buy them, so EA basically saved them from bankrupcy.
  181. Maclunkey.
  182. SEX!
  183. And then... Imfao!
  184. Bad Day L.A. predicted 2020.
  185. 500 Internal Server, 502 Bad Gateway, and 503 Backend Fetch Failed errors are an absolute ass.
  186. ‘’Blade Runner’’ predicted the “vaccine = microchip” theory (that term is used very lightly). Only problem is it was 2 years early (2019 vs. 2021).
  187. Inkster was never a bad user. Infact, he has always been a good friend.
  188. Suddenly, pineapples!
  189. Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!...NOT!
  190. BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!
  191. Let It Rip!
  192. Call of Duty is the cash cow of Activision
  193. Opinions are Opinions
  194. Kuroko no Basket > My Hero Academia (Although, it's just a joke made by Blader07)
  195. Bugsy is a girl
  196. The Resident Evil movies were never cult classics, nor were they good to begin with.
  197. The ALVINNN!!! Chipmunk designs look like someone crossed the genes of a chipmunk with the genes of a human. At least they look better than the CGI rats in the live-action films though...
  198. COCK JOKE
  199. There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died... the end.
  200. The Pokémon community is impossible to please, and they literally complain about EVERYTHING.
  201. Breath of the Wild is the reason why Nintendo fans have extremely high expectations.
  202. DON'T YOU HEAR IT?! YES! I DID IT! I TOOK THE BOOTS! THEY'RE HERE, UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS!
  203. BUTTSAUCE!
  204. Eric Cartman is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.
  205. Ginger's have no souls.
  206. Qualitipedia loves shifting their criticisms to the Outcast Network even when they're justified.
  207. The Loud House is an overrated cartoon whose fandom is nothing but a depraved group of incest supporters.
  208. Response to #212: Most of them do not support incest in any way.
  209. Michael Jackson paid "Weird Al" Yankovic to write "Fat" because he (Weird Al) was a fan of "Bad".
  210. IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAW!!!
  211. Hayedeh is the best singer ever and anyone who disagrees is simply an uncultured philistine.
  212. There's no such thing as the following:
    • An intelligent Pedo/Zoophile/Necrophile/etc.
    • People trying to cancel Mr. Potato Head, The Muppets, Dr. Seuss, Pepe Le Pew, or Snow White.
    • A good Reception Wiki User.
    • Postal III
  213. Guns don't kill people, the bullets do.
  214. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!!!!!
  215. K-pop isn't just BTS and Blackpink. It has a wide range of genres and concepts that go beyond those two groups.
  216. My Mother the Car is a man's bizarre fever dream. He was talking to a non-sentient 1928 Porter.
  217. People who hate DeviantArt just because of fetish art don't actually know what "deviant" means. According to the dictionary, the word "deviant" means "departing from usual or accepted standards, especially in social or sexual behavior", so what DA had in mind was naming it this to avoid people shaming art because of their tastes, but since this word application is a bit unpopular, people tend to join the website without knowing its true meaning.
  218. The Rise of Skywalker is the worst Star Wars movie ever made. Pointless fanservice, broken story, dropped plotlines from prior movies, the fact this made it over Colin Trevorrow's much better screenplay, etc.
  219. GamerGate was simply about ethics in game journalism.
  220. Moxxie is a possum.
  221. Geoshea is a pedophile and groomer - and his blocking of various MH users on Ficreation proves how spineless and narrow-minded he is. He should get globally locked on MH.
  222. There is no branch of medicine that deals with the brain, so here’s a pamphlet for a cult.
  223. Parks & Rec is better than The Office.
  224. Hitler looked like a boy wearing shorts. A dorky boy.
  225. Miranda Cosgrove is the reincarnation of Michael Jackson.
  226. MADtv and In Living Color were sketch shows that were both way funnier than SNL has ever been.
  227. Modern American Dad! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Modern Family Guy
  228. Monika isn't evil; she's just underloved.
  229. There will never be another Price is Right host like Bob Barker, another Jeopardy host like Alex Trebek, and another Family Feud host like Richard Dawson and Ray Combs.
  230. Joe Buck is the worst broadcaster ever. The only reason he's still an announcer is because he's the son of a genuinely GOOD announcer who's on the other end of the spectrum. Without that, he'd be lucky to even get a local college football job.
  231. The US flag is NOT A HATE SYMBOL, contrary to what some singer says.
  232. LGBT representation in entertainment does not mean it panders the leftist, unless it gone too far.
  233. Just because two people of the same gender hang out together a lot, does not mean they're gay. They are only gay if the characters or author claim they are.
  234. Sony is in charge of marketing Spider-Man: No Way Home, not Disney.
  235. G.U.N. was the true villain of Sonic Adventure 2, not Shadow, Eggman nor Gerald Robotnik. G.U.N was the one who took everything away from Gerald and killed Maria, causing him to go crazy, they harmed Sonic and Shadow and drive Shadow mad, and constantly try to kill Sonic who's been falsely accused. On top of that, they are the ones who set all the dangerous events of SA2 into motion.
  236. Master of Puppets by Metallica is not about Puppets or a Master it's about Drugs.
  237. Sesame street (seasons 33-37) are good seasons, and Elmo Abby baby bear, Zoe , Rosita and many more are good characters and seasons 40- present Are also good seasons.
  238. Some parts of Seattle are worse off than more famous “slums,” as homelessness and crime/violence are everywhere on those streets yet no one addresses it because of how liberal Seattle is.
  239. The Seattle Mariners are now a breeding ground for the New York Yankees (as much as ChessPiece21 regrets writing this fact, it’s true).
  240. Kygo's first song is "Epsilon" not "Firestone", Cause "Firestone" made him popular.
  241. Nintendo is no longer a good company. They've been going downhill since 2015.
  242. Konami is also no longer a good company, due to their mistreatment of Hideo Kojima, who, might I add, was the only reason they even became famous, making shitty Pay2Win mobile games, and turning their beloved franchises into pachinko machines.
  243. Autism Speaks is a horrible organization that actually demonizes people with autism, they don't even have a single autistic person on their board of directors, and all the money they receive goes toward shitty propaganda ads rather than actual methods to help people with autism.
  244. COPS did NOT deserve to be canceled. It was only canceled because of the George Floyd protests (later riots) creating a proliferation of anti-cop sentiment in the US. The same goes for the Bubble Guppies episode "The Police Cop-etition"
  245. These three sites provide some pretty good text-to-speech voices of both characters and celebrities.
  246. The Kardashian family (especially Kim and her heap of plastic surgery), Joe Buck, Amber Heard, any KV VA, any celebrity endorsing violence, Skai Jackson, and Samy and Amy Bouzaglo have the most punchable faces ever. I'd buy some punching bags and print the faces onto a paper to tape on them if I had money, enough room, and the strength to punch.
  247. The people who claim bronies are Nazis are EXTREMELY prejudiced.
  248. "I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabeetus" - Wilford Brimley (RIP), explaining his diabeetus (the proper spelling and pronunciation).
  249. E. A. Sucks. It's in the cash.
  250. Ken Jennings is the one true Jeopardy! host that isn't Buzzy Cohen, Aaron Rodgers, LeVar Burton, or Brad Rutter (who regrettably didn't guest-host, unless he wasn't interested).
  251. Martin Garrix and Madeon aren't the only EDM artists to start their careers at a young age, they are more than these 2.
  252. People complaining about over-sexualized female fictional characters have some of the worst double standards ever, considering the fact that I do not see any complaints towards over-sexualized male fictional characters, and that some real-life women actually do have those supposedly unattainable figures.
  253. It's okay to be white.
  254. Blizzard has gone from one the best video game companies ever to an idiot-infested company who constantly kisses the CCP's ass and bans people for the most ridiculous of "offenses" (Blitzchung anyone?), as well as being entirely motivated by greed, even moreso after their merger with Activision.
  255. Super Smash Bros. Brawl had the best story mode.
  256. Michael Jackson is not a child predator. That documentary was completely false and spit on a beloved singer's legacy, and to add insult to injury, most of the so called information was not even real (for instance, the train station where Robson and Safechuck were supposedly groomed at hadn't been built yet). The fact that these idiots decide to block any criticism of their lying documentary on Twitter, and how many people and companies (looking at you Al Jean) believed their lies aggravates me to this very day.
  257. Vic Mignogna was not a sexual predator. Monica Rial started the rumor over a...I'm not kidding here...fucking JELLYBEAN. Kaylyn Saucedo is most to blame for making it spread farther. Funimation and the people supporting this movement are complete hypocrites as well, as Ron Toye was a convicted abuser and Funimation has had multiple staff members being caught with pornography and sexual assault charges, as well as holding a casting couch.
  258. Chris Brown should have never had a career after beating up Rihanna.
  259. Steve Harvey's Family Feud, while definitely not as good a host as Richard Dawson or Ray Combs, is not as bad as many people think he is, not to mention the show has gotten much higher ratings than Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune ever since he came on board. The main reason for this is due to how he reacted like an audience member would have to a ridiculous answer.
  260. Slap House shouldn't exist/go mainstream, due to the same basslines/bass in most songs (except some).
  261. Making sense is apparently not allowed in the modern world.
  262. Xi Jinping is the modern-day Mao Zedong. Nuff said.
  263. Ever since Bob Iger happened to it, Disney has lost whatever magic it still had under Michael Eisner. Thanks to him, the company has knowingly abandoned its founder/namesake's values just to make a few extra pennies.
  264. If your rice too wet, you fucked up.
  265. Comedy is pretty much dead, thanks to people getting offended over the littlest things ever and constantly wanting to police our language. Even saying one off-color word can have you cancelled. The only ones that exist are completely unfunny ones like Amy Schumer, Trevor Noah, and most of SNL.
  266. Men struggle with body image just as much as women do. It's just not as discussed as much as well as the ideal figure being more realistic and attainable by comparison (the super macho build fad has actually died out decades ago) thanks to biology and hormones. In extreme cases, men with anorexia strive to remove any bit of fat and bulk up as much as possible like body builders unlike their female counterparts that yearn for the skinny build of models (who are Photoshopped to look that way).
  267. Taiwan IS a country.
  268. Contrary to what some people try to push, women CAN rape men, and men can be abused.
  269. Today's Piano House (like Joel Corry) is very astonishing, due to how upbeat is the chords/pianos in their songs (mostly from the BPM).
  270. No, the past will never be the past when it comes to pedophilia and other felonies.
  271. The Hong Kong handover was clearly a fatal mistake in hindsight.
  272. Corporate buisnesses know nothing about sexuality.
  273. Alex Trebek would not be happy with LeVar Burton claiming he deserves the Jeopardy! hosting gig more than anyone else, and that he'd be crushed if he doesn't get it. No wonder he's one of the last guest hosts: they gave that slot to him out of peer pressure.
  274. Hands off my property, this is not Monopoly
    Holdin' my girl and she alone can be on top of me
    Some got the chance and they came and made a mockery
    Cats got nervous when they came and said fuckery
    People speculating how they thought I hit the lottery
    Know it's only music but I did my shit properly
    Lyrics contradictory, sweet was the victory
    Fools wanna duel but they came with manotony
    Use types of metaphors a we run the factory
    Someone rhymes old like my grandma's crackery
    Why you gettin' scared son??? Soundin' all stuttery
    Fassy like you should have really done battery
    Palms be sweatin' and your fingers gettin' buttery
    Murderous lyrics through your head for your guttery
    Son your dissin' dogs wanna study my anatomy
    Cham hit dem hard like mahogony, here we go!!!
    Heading for the top, hit dem when you drop
    Eyes on the prize so you know we can't stop
    Run and tell your pops, better call the cops
    Corny ass MC's lockin' up shops
    Heading for the top, hit dem when you drop
    Eyes on the prize so you know we can't stop
    Run and tell your pops, better call the cops
    Corny ass MC's lockin' up shops
    It's late for apology, here is my analogy
    You're wack 'cause you did use the wrong terminology
    Get up in your head like I majored in urology
    Way up in your girl cause I studied psyuology
    Fresh technology Baby Cham your prodigy
    Comin' to you hard with a new ideology
    New methodology hear the psychology
    Predict a cat's move I use astrology
    Recognize your death fool this is the reality
    Before you come to bat son check the profidology
    Time to be prepared gotta know the technicality
    Listen to the CD and check my vobality
    Styles to your cranium will make you lose your sanity
    Ram up any stadium and never use profanity
    Played at the Palladium and did it all for charity
    Baby Cham big up your nationality, here we go!!!
    Heading for the top, hit dem when you drop
    Eyes on the prize so you know we can't stop
    Run and tell your pops, better call the cops
    Corny ass MC's lockin' up shops
    Heading for the top, hit dem when you drop
    Eyes on the prize so you know we can't stop
    Run and tell your pops, better call the cops
    Corny ass MC's lockin' up shops
    Hands off my property, this is not Monopoly
    Holdin' my girl and she alone can be on top of me
    Some got the chance and they came and made a mockery
    Cats got nervous when they came and said fuckery
    People speculating how they thought I hit the lottery
    Know it's only music but I did my shit properly
    Lyrics contradictory, sweet was the victory
    Fools wanna duel but they came with manotony
    Use types of metaphors a we run the factory
    Someone rhymes old like my grandma's crackery
    Why you gettin' scared son??? Soundin' all stuttery
    Fassy like you should have really done battery
    Palms be sweatin' and your fingers gettin' buttery
    Murderous lyrics through your head for your guttery
    Son your dissin' dogs wanna study my anatomy
    Cham hit dem hard like mahogony, here we go!!!
    Heading for the top, hit dem when you drop
    Eyes on the prize so you know we can't stop
    Run and tell your pops, better call the cops
    Corny ass MC's lockin' up shops
    Heading for the top, hit dem when you drop
    Eyes on the prize so you know we can't stop
    Run and tell your pops, better call the cops
    Corny ass MC's lockin' up shops
  275. If you want to read the comment sections on KimCartoon out of curiosity, prepare to see some shit. Kamp Koral and The Patrick Star Show will have some particularly toxic comment sections that refuse to accept that Hillenburg only said he didn't see, not say he didn't want, spin-offs happening. Back in 2009. Plus, Paul Tibbitt's tweets were probably referring to the early 2000s anyway. And Hillenburg didn't see movies or musicals happening either. We all know what happened.
  276. Marvel Cinematic Universe "insiders" on Twitter are the saddest clusters of nitwits when it comes to the Marvel fandom.
  277. The managers of the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus were not thinking clearly with their song "A Message From The Gay Community". Satire or not, you have to understand the extremely negative pedophilic connotations with lyrics such as "We're coming for your children", "You won't approve where they go at night", and most damning of all "You think that we'll corrupt your kids... Funny, just this once, you're correct". That last one is especially damning due to the fact that it implies homosexuality is a choice, which, as stated in fact #3, is absolutely not. These lyrics only seem to reinforce the horribly homophobic myth that gays are pedophiles who want to take advantage of your children. It became especially jarring after some members were possible registered sex offenders, according to the website Megan's Law. These people should have thought more clearly about this song as it not only made the LGBT community look bad, homophobes have begun to consider all gays as pedophiles and are actively trying to destroy the tolerance we have wanted for so long in our communities. Also, if your video really was intended as satire, you wouldn't have removed it and reuploaded it.
  278. Contrary to popular belief, BTS is the only K-Pop group that actually exists. Fact 219 is just a conspiracy theory pushed by Elijah.
  279. James was always cool.
  280. Who is James anyway?
  281. LeVar Burton was not a good Jeopardy! host, period. He best exemplifies the phrase "be careful what you wish for".
  282. No other cartoon out there is better than SpongeBob.
  283. "Latinx" is NOT a word. The gender-neutral word is Latino or Latin American.
  284. "Womxn" is also not a word.
  285. "Filipinx" is not a word also. "Filipino" or "Pinoy" is already gender-neutral.
  286. Critical race theory should not be taught in schools. All it does is initiate a victim complex on impressionable minority students by telling them that racism is the root of most of their problems, despite the fact some of these problems are from self-infliction because of a lack of communication within their communities. It also encourages more racial division due to how it focuses on a person's skin color and race, something that is given to them from birth, rather than their character and personality.
  287. Jamie Oliver should give up cooking Asian dishes. He's gonna embarrass himself even further.
  288. Ditto with Gordon Ramsay and Italian dishes.
  289. SpongeBob SquarePants and Saitama >>>>>>>>>> Clancy Gilroy
  290. The fact underneath is a lie.
  291. People of any race have the right to publish a cookbook of whatever recipes they want. A culture liking another culture's food is not "cultural appropriation". Besides, noodles and dumplings are not even restricted to Asian cultures. Noodles are commonly used in Italian foods, an Iranian soup, and even American dishes. Dumplings, meanwhile are eaten in multiple countries, just under different names, such as Russian and Polish pierogis, Jewish kreplachs, Italian gnocchis, and Spanish empanadas.
  292. Fact 249 is debatable

Draft 2: 1990s

A very over-glorified decade worshipped by nostalgiatards everywhere. The nostalgiatards act like the 90s was some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your dreams come true when in real life it was just another typical decade like every other decade. They also worship it because "there were no ebil ess jay double yous" even though the PC police still existed back then.

It was also the era where almost every other non-Disney animated film tried to be like Disney. Some did a rather good job at it, while some failed horribly.

1990

  • The Super Nintendon't comes out in Japan, and releases in North America in 1991, and in Europe in 1992.

1991

  • Sawnek debuts. The most well-known console war in history commences, and for a while, it seems that Sega does what Nintendon't.
  • Dickelodeon releases their first 3 Dicktoons, Doug, Ren & Stimpy, and Rugrats.

1992

  • All your base are belong to us.
  • Billy Bob and the Rock-afire Explosion are gone from ShowBiz Pizza Place, which itself disappears.
  • The original Sailor Moon anime premiered.

1993

  • A lone space marine takes on the forces of Hell for the first time.

1994

  • GeoShitties is introduced to the internet.
  • The Sony PlayStation is released in Japan, as the result of Sony breaking with Nintendo after having been contracted to create a CD-based add-on for the Super Nintendo. The rest is history.

1995

  • Newgrounds is introduced to the internets. It is the reason why everyone's favourite game exists.
  • The start of what would cause the world of animated films to change forever.

1996

  • Adobe Flash Player is introduced to the then-fledgling internet.
  • The Crash Bandicoot franchise is born.
  • It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.
  • 3D platforming is pioneered with Super Mario 64, proving once and for all that Nintendoes what Sega don't.

1997

  • Michael Huang, Humany, and Adam Catz Katz are born.
  • Three Dollar Bill Y'all!
  • South Park debuts
  • The earth is hungry. It's heart throbs and demands cleansing. The earth is also thirsty...
  • The original Sailor Moon anime ends.

1998

  • Satomi Hinatsu (the Hazel Cricket) is born.
  • The Powerpuff Girls premieres
  • The Pixar vs. DreamWorks feud commences with A Bug's Life and Antz, respectively.

1999

  • RIP Gene Siskel
  • OH LOOK IT'S THAT GUY FROM FNF!!!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants debuts
  • Mystery Science Theater 3000 ends
  • Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play

(W.I.P)

Draft 3: 2000s

The golden age of the internets, which lasted until the somewhere around the early-mid 2010s. Also the time when MediaWiki came into existence, because ofc you wouldn't be reading this if it didn't exist. It isn't as romanticized as much as the 1990s, but some of today's older teens/young adults (aka 2000s kids or 2000s/2010s hybrids, usually born from around 1995-2004) still look back on it fondly, mostly because they were usually happy kids back then and not depressed, horny (or both) pieces of shit. However, some have started to romanticize the 2000s the same way typical nostalgiatards or "born in the wrong generation" kids romanticize the 80s/90s, seeing it as a time where nothing bad ever happened, everyone got along, typical corny shit like that. Also, it started the tradition of looking for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th.

Advantages compared to today

However, while no decade is good or bad, the 2000s still had some advantages compared to today.

Back then, you had more control over how your online profile would look as more customizability was allowed. Now there's less customizability today. It's almost like the corporate fucks running those sites want us to look the same. How sad.

YouTube was also a better place back then, as Susan Wabbajack wasn't there to turn it into a shithole, people were doing it for fun instead of for the money, you could swear without having to think of duh children, and there were no so-called apology videos that were scripted "waaaaaah im sorry (fake crying) i didn't know what i was doing was wrong (fake crying) now give me all your money!!!!!11" There were also some very good internet personalities that came from the 2000s such as James Rolfe, Stuart Ashen, and (the formerly good) Doug Walker.

In the 2000s, everyone would've agreed that Boku No Pico is a revolting, disgusting pile of crap while today some would defend it thanks to the rise of proshitters in recent years.

Events

2000

  • The world doesn't end. What a surprise!
  • Some computers are unable to acknowledge the change of the first two digits of the year, fucking shit up.
  • The PlayStation 2 launches and becomes the best-selling console of all time.

2001

  • Wikipedia launches, which would start a new legacy.
  • RIP Dale Earnhardt
  • The dot-com bubble bursts
  • The ogre cometh.
  • Never forget 9/11.
  • Windows XP was released, becoming a hot-seller.
  • AOL and Time Warner merged. Once considered a move that would result in a titan, the merger ended up a disaster.
  • Sega surrenders to Nintendo in the Console Wars and pulls out of the console business forever. Now it can't live without its old competitors, and Sonic gets to have a presence on Nintendo systems and games.

2002

  • LEMON PARTY!
  • Hiroshi Yamauchi (the man who turned Nintendo from a Japanese playing card company to a worldwide video game empire) retires as Nintendo CEO after 53 years, handing his position over to Satoru Iwata.

2003

  • The retard who started this very wiki was born.
  • MySpace is founded, becomes popular for a few years, and fades away despite still being active.
  • Oh hai The Room!
  • Trevor was born.
  • Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?
  • The US invaded Iraq despite having already attacked the correct country (Afghanistan) two years prior. It turned out to be catastrophic and single-handlly fucked up the Middle East.

2004

  • Wage was born.
  • Facebook is born.
  • One of the most KEK users (KBOS) was born.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd is born, originally named the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was released.
  • Spider-Man 2 was released.
  • Ken Jennings wins 74 games on Jeopardy!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants was originally intended to end with the movie, which was released that year. Nick had other plans.
  • An ungracious deviant who got fucked over by Receptionspergs is born.

2005

  • YouTube was launched.
  • The Xbox 360 was released.
  • A highly misunderstood person who was bullied to no end was born.
  • Anakin Skywalker turns to the Dark Side and becomes Darth Vader.
  • Tim Burton releases another film adaptation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, awakening the horniness in people's minds.

2006

2007

2008

  • Grand Theft Auto IV comes out.
  • The world goes into a recession.
  • 877-CASH-NOW!
  • Four helps X find his value in an early jacknjellify video. Four and X would star in the fourth season of BFDI nine years later.

2009

  • One of the saddest animated movies known to man is released...
  • The game MadWorld was released, but failed commercially.
  • RIP Circuit City
  • Minecraft begins life as Cave Game

Draft 4: 2010s

The decade where it was half good, half bad. Well, one thing we can definitely agree is that 2019 was not as bad as 2020, although that year was kinda trash. There are so many things that happened in the 2010s, of course we here at SephSpace would list the events, but of course, it has its advantages.

Advantages compared to today

TBA

Events

2010

  • Bitch Fuck Dick Imbecile Battle For Dream Island premieres. And on new year's day, too!
  • One of the greatest cartoons to ever air on Cartoon Network, Adventure Time, aired on television.
  • Illumination released their very first, and quite possibly their best film, Despicable Me, which grossed over $543.1 million at the box office.
  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic premieres, and spawns one of the most unexpected fanbases ever.

2011

  • Rebecca Black released her song Friday which has been dislike bombed, for good reason.
  • One of the worst earthquakes and tsunamis to ever hit occurred in Tōhoku, Japan.
  • Pixar releases its worst film, hopefully ever: Cars 2.

2012

  • The IPhone 3GS was discontinued.
  • The Disney movie, Wreck-It Ralph, was released.
  • Toonami's back, bitches!

2013

  • The Loud House was pitched to Nickelodeon as a two-minute pilot. It was greenlit.
  • Frozen was released to being the highest-grossing animated film ever until it was surpassed by the live-action The Lion King remake in 2019.
  • RIP Roger Ebert

2014

  • Pixar didn’t release any movies that year.
  • Disney Channel COMPLETELY rebranded themselves to a more girly-looking self. It didn’t get any better.
  • THIS IS THE PART WHEN I SAY I DON'T WANT YA, I'M STRONGER THAN I'VE BEEN BEFORE

2015

  • We don’t discuss the events that occurred during the release of the reboot of Fantastic Four. Find that one out yourself.
  • Mario was declared 30 years old, with the release of Super Mario Maker.
  • The best group ever A certain JYP girl group debuted.
  • RIP Satoru Iwata

2016

  • The worst Marvel Cinematic Universe film, Captain America: Civil War, was released. Why is it the worst? It serves no purpose to the MCU. You can just practically skip it.
  • So far, it is the only year to have Illumination release two movies, Sing and The Secret Life of Pets.

2017

  • The Wii U was discontinued in favor of the Switch.
  • This year was the rise of 3AM challenges, Elsagate, and much, much, more.
  • New York real estate mogul and reality TV host Donald Trump becomes one of, if not the most, polarizing president in history.

2018

  • Thanos snapped his fingers, disintegrating half the universe.
  • Fortnite became a very popular game even to this day.
  • RIP Avicii
  • RIP Stephen Hillenburg

2019

  • The half of the universe was restored, while Thanos died.
  • A new spin-off of SpongeBob is announced, and people spend two years straight-up putting words in a dead man's mouth.
  • Disney buys Fox.
  • YouTube would unfortunately side with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act, pretty much destroying their reputation with others having to side with other video sharing sites, including Wage’s Sus.
  • Pokémon Sword and Shield were released. The Pokémon community was never the same since then.
  • Parasite is released.
  • The Sonic the Hedgehog movie design debacle happens, and the character is redesigned.
  • RIP Juice WRLD
  • The Simpsons celebrates 30 years, although only the first ten of which (or nine, eight, or seven, depending on how you look at things) were actually worth watching.
  • A novel coronavirus pops up in the Wuhan district of China, as the US celebrates its last "normal" Christmas before all hell breaks loose...

Draft 5: 2020s

Coming soon

2020

  • All hell breaks loose when the coronavirus spreads throughout the world and becomes a global pandemic.
  • The Midnight Gospel premiered on Netflix
  • George Floyd is killed by two cops. Millions think all cops are bad.
  • Cuties was released. It's a disgusting excuse of cinematic "art" that tries to warn about child sexualization by... partaking in child sexualization.
  • The oldest president in American history is elected at nearly 80.
  • RIP Alex Trebek

2021

  • The Capitol Building is attacked.
  • A surprisingly good animated musical film was released on Netflix.
  • Music, an extremely ableist film that uses the worst exaggerations of autisic people protrayed by a neurotypical, is unleashed on the world and rightfully receives the fierce backlash it deserves.
  • Various COVID-19 vaccines were produced thus helping to scale down the COVID-19 pandemic and restrictions.

Draft 6: Unsolved Mysteries of the World ‎

self explanatory

Unsolved Mysteries

  1. Who let the dogs out?
  2. What does a Spice Girl want?
  3. What does the fox say?
  4. What is love?
  5. Who created God?
  6. What are you doing?
  7. When are we going to get LEGO Mario minifigures?
  8. Will SpongeBob never get cancelled?
  9. When will Bayonetta 3 ever come out?
  10. Why does Not Important hate the world and his life, and what caused him to go in his "genocide crusade"?
  11. Why does Rosa have enormous breasts?
  12. Why does Joan of Arc always say "Oh my god" when she's surprised?
  13. Will The Simpsons ever end?
  14. Will EA ever be a decent company again?
  15. What do you do with a drunken sailor?
  16. Can Gabe Newell count to 3?
  17. Why is Gamora?
  18. Why hasn't Willy Wonka's factory been shut down considering the infinite amount of OSHA violations?
  19. What is the wecommended amount of dedotated wam I should add to a server?
  20. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
  21. What doth life?
  22. How did Desmond the Moon Bear get on the moon?
  23. Who’s Candice?
  24. Was ist Dein Lieblingsfach?
  25. Is Hot Pocket cheese a liquid?
  26. Then who was phone?
  27. What are those?
  28. Is mayonnaise an instrument?
  29. What the dog doing?
  30. What's tasty in Busan?
  31. When will The Bible 2 come out?
  32. What da dog doin?
  33. Who is the impostor?

Draft 7: CELEBRITIES WITH NO FUCKING COMMON SENSE

this is a parody of the "Celebtards" page from TTVSW, and is also a revival of the original parody version from TTVSW since it was deleted.
WARNING: NO PERSONAL ATTACKS ALLOWED. If you want to add another person to this list and describe them in a satirical/humorous manner, (since Miraheze said satirical wikis don't need to substanstiate claims as long as said claims are for satirical purposes) that's fine, but we do not want to hear about your petty off-site drama, so don't add other users to this list to shit-talk them.

CELEBRITIES ARE BITCHES WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO ENTERTAIN US BUT FAIL WHEN THEY GET POLITICAL AND SHIT. HERE'S A LIST OF EXAMPLES BELOW.

EXAMPLES

  1. SHINJI IKARI: DIDN'T GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT.
  2. SATOMI THE HAZEL CRICKET: BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER.
  3. INTERFUCKTUM: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I DONT LIKE WHAT HE SAID ABOUT THE OLYMPICS MASCOTS FANDOM IT HURT MUH FEEFEES :(((((((((((((((((((((((((
  4. PORNROCK6969: HE LIKES PORN THE BIGGEST SIN IN MANKIND!!!!!!!! >:((((((((( ALSO HE HATES BITCH FUCK DICK IMBECILE.
  5. SEPH DIESPACE: STARTED THIS FUCKING WIKI AND LOVES BITCH FUCK DICK IMBECILE
  6. KAZUMA KIKOYU: HE'S BEEN A FOOL AND STILL IS. HE EVEN ADMITTED IT IN THIS SINGLE.
  7. MICHAEL AND CARY K(ILL)H(ITLER) HUANG: CREATED LOSER, THE WORST FUCKING BFDI CHARACTER I HAVE A HUGE HATEBONER FOR HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  8. LEGOBOYNJ: STOLE MY BOBUX. LET THAT SINK IN.
  9. FAT NECKBEARD ON HIS COMPUTER: IS PARANOID AS HELL OVER LIBERALISM.
  10. KAITLIN BENNETT: SHITTED HER PANTS AT A FRAT PARTY.
  11. BEN SHAPIRO: CAN'T GET A BONER.
  12. DISCORD MOD: PLEASE KEEP THE MEMES OUT OF #GENERAL.
  13. BUTCH HARTMAN: SCAM
  14. BILL KAWSBY: RAPED SOME GIRLS.
  15. MEHMET OZ: MORE SCAMS.
  16. CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAH: WANTS TO KILL ZURI FROM JESSIE.
  17. DONALD DUCK TRUMPET: EVERYTHING HE HAS SAID AND DONE.
  18. JFK ROFL: CLAIMED THAT DUOBLEDOOR IS GAY AND THAT HEROIN IS A N CENSORED .
  19. Se: SE ONJOHS CP!
  20. THE BITCH: COMPLAINS ABOUT HER ROCKY ROAD SO MUCH THAT HER EX ATTEMPTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND KILLED HER 11 YEARS LATER.
  21. MAIMOUNA DOUCORE: CREATED THE CP FILM CUTIES!
  22. SERENA: SHE'S A YANDERE! ENOUGH FUCKING SAID!!!!!
  23. EZ MART: THEY DIDN'T SELL POSTAL!
  24. KAMAL NANJINANI or however you spell his name, the Indian guy from Silicon Valley: HE SAID MEN AREN’T REAL MEN AND LIKES POLITICS!!!
  25. MELANIE MARTINI: MADE ONE OF THE ANTAGONISTS IN K-12 A PARODY OF TRONALD DUMP.