Umkemesik

Umkemesik is in an internet sissy fight with Aediot. Please dig up lulz on them both.

Umkemesik was Aediot's beaner successor to Encyclopedia Dramatica and all around degenerate who got himself BTFOd from the site last thursday after getting caught creeping in a sixteen year old girl's Discord DMs. He was relatively respected tolerated for a short time for running the shithole known as EDF6 as well as reviving the ED wiki for the umpteenth time and doing a better job than Assnapkins (however low that bar is set) by actually keeping the URL up for more than a week. Unsurprisingly however, he proved to share more traits than his gross obesity with other ex-owners of the site that include Queen GirlVinyl herself. When not shilling his failed message board Malhub, UMK works as an Uber driving sex pest in Chicago, Illinois who has dubiously consensual sex with drunk women on a regular basis.

Stolen Valor

As a young portly man with a need to compensate, UMK humbly joined the ranks of the Chair Force to prove himself. This was a short lived dream however as UMK managed to get himself kicked out with a dishonorable discharge. This is a surprisingly difficult feat as a dishonorable discharge requires a ton of paperwork few commanders want to put themselves through. When asked about this, expect to hear that it was NIGGER ADMIN ABUSE and he DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to deserve it. UMK maintains that one day he will be able to re-enter the armed forces as a malding, obese, 40 year old man to reclaim his honor.

Humble Beginnings

UMK has been a pervasive menace on the forums since 2012.

See also

• Adezero - A haggard e-whore and UMK's only true looksmatch
• Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians
• Done with ED
• William "AlGore" Atchison - Another upstanding example of an ED user
• Zaiger

External links

• The Callout Thread
• Unrelated janny slapfight thread where UMK acts like an autist

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