The New York Times

The Jew York Times is a rag for whiny liberals. Ironic, considering it was started by a member of Skull and Bones who was also the RNC chairman. Sold to filthy secessionist-supporting kikes, it has remained a family business and old media staple.

Successful Troll

As all good sites know, drama is good for views. The Times figured this out well before the internets were ever conceived. Let's take a look at some of their successes.

Times v. Sullivan

New York Times Co. v. Sullivan, was a US Supreme Court case which established the actual malice standard which has to be met before press reports about public officials or public figures can be considered to be defamation and libel. Lol, free speech.

The Pentagon Papers

In 1971, the Pentagon Papers, a secret US Department of Defense history of their political and military involvement in the Vietnam War from 1945 to 1971, were leaked to Neil Sheehan of The New York Times by former State Department official Daniel Ellsberg, with his friend Anthony Russo assisting in copying them. Sound familiar?

Jayson Blair

Affirmative action smiled upon our boy Jayson Blair, giving him the opportunity to write for one of the most-read newspapers in the country. Instead, he chose to play Xbox and guzzle 'purple drank'. When his editor asked for content, he'd just run to the web and grab some. No one would ever be the wiser.