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Reed Barrow

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Reed Barrow is a Sissy Baby Transvestite Faggot Spectacle On a quest for complete public humiliation.

 
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I love being a Sissy Baby Transvestite Faggot and if given the chance to change I would say No! As a Sissy I can wear the sweetest most prissy frilly girls clothes you ever saw, and as a Sissy I can wear Real Babies Sopping wet Peed in Diapers and Plastic diaper pants under my pretty petticoats. Everyone laughs at me anyway so I love letting them see me as a little sissy baby, and my darling little girls style sissy dresses. I go to the Park as often as I can to be laughed at and to hear people call me those names I love " Hey Faggot, Queer, Homo, Tinker Bell" , Sissy Baby, I love being noticed and people stop in there tracks when they see me. This is who I really want to be seen as, if you know me as Reed Barrow please understand that the Sissy fairy you see in these photos are me and I dearly wish you would start calling me " Sissy Faggot Homo" as my new name, and please treat me like a Sissy Baby.
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Reed Barrow, aka Krystal, is from Whidbey Island, WA. It's assumed that he dwells on an island to seek refuge from the homophobez that can't let him be who he wants to be. LOL disregard, it's because he's purely cancerous. The US military quarantined him there to reduce the spread of his hyper faggotry. Reed enjoys spending time looking like a 3 year old girl pedophile in training and rather enjoys being called such terms as sissy and fairy. According to Barrow he has been transgendered since the ripe old age of 3 and frequently enjoys stalking playgrounds and elementary schools to get raging boners from attempting to romp with his peers mortified little girls. Despite being a lulz factory for teh internets, Barrow continues to post faggotry via pictures on all kinds of gender bending message boards. He can often be found wearing wigs, frilly dresses, and carrying around dolls. He considers himself to be "blessed with a uniqueness." The state of Washington calls such fuckery being a pedophile. No word on why no one has arrested this faggot for child endangerment.

In addition to being a raging faggot, Sissy is also a diaperfag.

Butt wait! There's moar! He's a clean diaperfag Sissy never shits in her/his its diapers... only urinates! He prefers that his diapers come pre soiled and can often be found seeking urine soaked diapers in various dumpsters or the maternity wards of local hospitals. As if that isn't enough he superimposes his faggotry onto adults as well. He runs his own construction business, presumably charging extra to come dressed as a pedophile.

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He also has been known to enjoy the aroma and texture of soiled tampons in his ass. He claims this makes him feel "like a real woman" and that he has never gained any illnesses from inserting soiled feminine hygiene products in his pooper, along with a very heavy flow Super Plus Maxi Pad in his panties under very thin white leggings so to have a very humiliating Sissy Period at the Mall where he can be seen by hundreds of other shoppers for his love of pointing, staring and hysterical laughter from others why commenting on what a faggot and freaky sissy he is.

Rage on teh interwebz

SissyKrystal, sick and tired of being referenced as the shitty diaperfag/tranny/pedo he is decided that instead of immediately rage quitting the internet in a butthurt rampage like a normal faggot,or becoming an hero like the typical emo cunt, he would stick around and agitate the homo community. In true ironic fashion he began flooding the inboxes of the LGBT community with hate, threats, and other assorted lulz that can be extracted from an lolcow like Sissy Krystal.

Rage Quitting the Internets

After a hard battle horrendous failure, Barrow finally baaaw'd and rage deleted every account he could think of. Hipster fag hangout spot, tumblr has suspended his accounts due to the lulzy threats he sent other members.

Gallery

  • I love wearing Real Baby's Sopping Wet Peed in Diaper's, I go out quite often and find huge bags of really pissy wet baby diapers in Apartment Complexe's trash Dumpster's. I go looking early in the mornings and will come home with hundreds of Peed in Baby diapers to wear. I love to smell like a real baby and I adore being treated like a 3 year old little girl in public.
    I love wearing Real Baby's Sopping Wet Peed in Diaper's, I go out quite often and find huge bags of really pissy wet baby diapers in Apartment Complexe's trash Dumpster's. I go looking early in the mornings and will come home with hundreds of Peed in Baby diapers to wear. I love to smell like a real baby and I adore being treated like a 3 year old little girl in public.
  • I love this photo of me, it Screams Sissy Faggot. I want people to point and laugh at me and so far they do, but I really wish they would call me Faggot everytime they see me. And show and post my photos with my real name Reed Barrow on the photo all over the Seattle and surrounding areas. Please start calling me Faggot and tell everyone to call me Faggot, It's my new name.
    I love this photo of me, it Screams Sissy Faggot. I want people to point and laugh at me and so far they do, but I really wish they would call me Faggot everytime they see me. And show and post my photos with my real name Reed Barrow on the photo all over the Seattle and surrounding areas. Please start calling me Faggot and tell everyone to call me Faggot, It's my new name.
  • Adorable dresses I get so many compliments when I where these to the Mall.
    Adorable dresses I get so many compliments when I where these to the Mall.
  • Another one of my darling sissy dresses.
    Another one of my darling sissy dresses.
  • Sharing my Sissy photos with everyone so I can stop hiding and wear my pretty sissy dresses fulltime. I love being prissy and want to be aknowlaged as a sissy in my everyday life. One life to be who you want to be.
    Sharing my Sissy photos with everyone so I can stop hiding and wear my pretty sissy dresses fulltime. I love being prissy and want to be aknowlaged as a sissy in my everyday life. One life to be who you want to be.
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  • I am a very sweet person which is another reason why I love to dress like a sweet little girl
    I am a very sweet person which is another reason why I love to dress like a sweet little girl
  • My new 80 yard teffeta Petticoat, it's so dreamy and fun to wear.
    My new 80 yard teffeta Petticoat, it's so dreamy and fun to wear.
  • I love showing off my pretty Sissy dresses. I had the most fun ever in this beautiful outfit, I went to the Alderwood Mall in Lynnwood,WA. around noon and spent 4 hours shopping at every store in the Mall. A lot of people were laughing at me but most of them told me I was a very cute Sissy. This photo was taken at Claire's costume jewelry boutique in the Mall, and I went there all by my sissy self. I asked the sales clerk in the store to take my photo. I also tried to get some photos of me in Victoria Secret's but the sales girl said they have a company policy that won't allow it - darn :o(
    I love showing off my pretty Sissy dresses. I had the most fun ever in this beautiful outfit, I went to the Alderwood Mall in Lynnwood,WA. around noon and spent 4 hours shopping at every store in the Mall. A lot of people were laughing at me but most of them told me I was a very cute Sissy. This photo was taken at Claire's costume jewelry boutique in the Mall, and I went there all by my sissy self. I asked the sales clerk in the store to take my photo. I also tried to get some photos of me in Victoria Secret's but the sales girl said they have a company policy that won't allow it - darn :o(
  • The Real Reed Barrow in her pretty Sissy Party dress. More photos of me at the Park, I love playing on the swings and Lots of people laugh at me at the Park.
    The Real Reed Barrow in her pretty Sissy Party dress. More photos of me at the Park, I love playing on the swings and Lots of people laugh at me at the Park.
  • I was at Wilcox Park in Lynnwood Wa. and a group of teenagers took this photo of me in between laughing there heads off.
    I was at Wilcox Park in Lynnwood Wa. and a group of teenagers took this photo of me in between laughing there heads off.
  • I have 18 of the cutest Sissy dresses and they all lock on at the back of the neck. I can put them on myself and snap the combination lock shut but I have to ask someone to help me get out of them. I love being lock into them and I really love Humiliating myself when I have to ask a stranger to unlock me.
    I have 18 of the cutest Sissy dresses and they all lock on at the back of the neck. I can put them on myself and snap the combination lock shut but I have to ask someone to help me get out of them. I love being lock into them and I really love Humiliating myself when I have to ask a stranger to unlock me.

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